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Faces of /b/
smile man
>>678227159
Fuck off.
>>>/soc/23604160
>>678227565
why so serious anon
>you look like a guy that will experiment with dick
>>678227647
noap
>>678227159
DON'T FALL FOR THE LIE THAT IS SPREADING ON THE INTERNET
There is a lie spreading on the internet. The lie says that the original humans migrated out of Africa and became white because the Sun's rays are weaker in the Northern continents.
The TRUTH is that the original humans who migrated to the Northern continents became intelligent and that is why their skins turned white. The humans who stayed in Africa became stupid baboon rock clappers and this is verified because you can see how dark their nigger black skin is...
>>>/soc/23604160
You faggots are worse than bronies were in 2012. You have your own board. Unlike /mlp/, /soc/ is nsfw. Check it out sometime!
>>>/soc/23604160
I'm not you're average b/tard
I usually get 8/10
>>678227159
sorry rotate
>>678228329
>cousins
>>678227159
You look more gay than I expected.
What does your boyfriend think about you using 4chan?
>>678228347
8 seems a bit generous. I'd go 6/10 tops
>>678228444
Checked and keked!
>>678228526
thnx
>>678228329
5/10
>>678228035
5/10
>>678228508
5 being average
>>678227565
fuck boi/10
>>678227223
7/10
>>678228347
Get 8 out of 10 dicks inside your body?
I'd guess you fit 5 in your mouth and probably 3 in your asshole.
>seems about right
>>678227159
8/10
>>678228347
Poster here
Not seeing my 8/10s
Tough crowd today, bet you all are jealous ey?
>>678228625
Thnx, are you retarded?
>Thx or thanks
Faggot
>>678229034
I bet your hung like a sherpa
>>678229355
10/10 would suck
>>678229512
Dang girl got a kik?
White male plz rate
rate?
>>678227159
Not sure how I'd rate but you look like you'd be fun to hang with, probably hilarious
>>678227223
Very typical
>>678227388
8/10
>>678228035
Creeping me out a bit
>>678229512
7/10
Where do I land on a scale from faggot-faggot?
>>678227159
Nigger
>>678229512
I really dislike your hair. What's the style you were going for?
>>678227159
Are u the weeknd?
>>678229786
8/10
>>678229910
Cut your hair shorter 7/10
>>678227159
>>>/soc/23604160 / 10
>>678227223
>>>/soc/23604160 / 10
>>678227388
>>>/soc/23604160 / 10
>>>/soc/23604160 / 10
>>678227833
pricktease / 10
>>678228035
kill yourself / 10>>678228329
We agree. Go away.
>>678229512
someone found a good photobucket
>>>/soc/23604160 / 10
>>678229776
4.5/10. Hit the gym
>>678229910
If you are a trap I'd fuck you. If you're a girl then 6/10
>>678230109
Too poor, gotta wait for my summer job.
>>678229512
8.5/10 would smash. Other anon is right-your hairs retarded
>>678229776
YOU'RE A WHITE MALE
>>678229910
male or female?
regardless though, you seem like a very shitty person.
Rate pls
>>678230308
Im all M except for the feminine penis
>>678230440
would cum on face 7/10
>>678230440
6/10 kinda plain but that's ok
>>678230417
You are correct! I am a shitty person, that's why I'm on /b/
I'm also a guy
>>678229910
I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY BOYFRIEND AT FIRST
which is funny because he mercilessly mocks me for using 4chan
>>678230440
I'm going with >>>/soc/23604160 out of 10.
>>678227388
what part of TITS OR GTFO femanons dont understand
>>678230726
Well he's not wrong.
>>678230726
Trap/10
What if I told all of you pussies, prick-teases, and fifty year old men with a photoset that they actually made a board for you. ALL FOR YOU! Can you believe it? You can practice your circle-jerk at >>>/soc/. Enjoy it and no need to thank me!
>>678231020
he's an indie bitch baby and he posts on /mu/ so he has zero room to talk
>>678231123
do you really think i look trappy? if so, i'll take it as a compliment
>>678227223
Wear a green shirt, It'll bring out your eyes, no homo
>>678227388
purely based on your face, you seem like you'd be a huge bitch. The demanding type.
>>678231430
>>678230731
>>678230116
>complaining about threads you don't like on the random board
How about you get out and not worry about it? I put up with the furry threads and I don't have to go in there to complain.
>>678231647
Much better photo. No, not trapy at all (mabee a smidge)
Revised 8/10
Welp reposting from other thread
rate or whatever
>>678227159
nigger
>>678232008
7/10
The thin hair on your upper lip is killing it for me. Good bone structure
>>678232008
Actually all your facial hair, shave that shit
>>678227159
looks like someone got a touch of the tar brush
>>678231943
Furries have one active thread at a time, two when the first is about to prune. People who start "faces of /b/ threads and "rate" threads don't have the same manners that furries do. There are as many as four of these threads going on at once which is ridiculous considering that you have your own nsfw board.
>>678228035
Take my advice. Shave your head. It's over with that hair so let it go. The balding look sucks and it kind of makes you look like a pedophile. Shave your head and get glasses with thinner frames. Also the V neck is a little faggoty, not thrilled about the color either. Be like me, dark colors only, black, blue, grey. Fuck that Easter color shit, unless your gay, then your nailing it.
>>678228384
what kind of bird you got?
>>678232247
>>678232378
thanks for your input ill go do that heres a shaved me
>>678232574
I agree with everything but the v-neck. If you're fit, you can pull it off and bitches love it.
Oh, also me.
>>678227159
Kevin?
>>678233267
Hey dude, I get the same haircut and had the same problem with puffyness you have there. Tell the girl to THIN your hair out. Thick hair is good for short style, but not with the undercut.
>>678227833
babby's first racism
>>678233267
LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU MAN
>>678233273
would throat 10/10
>>678228975
younger version of the lead singer for disturbed
>>678232787
It's a dove, male. Light, light gray and faint tan belly.
>>678233267
Yea, It's better man
>>678229776
bates motel kid
>>678233422
ow glad you mentioned that my hair is a lot longer now and its a bitch to style it or whatever
>>678233273
Do bottom on the regular?
rate?
>>678229786
age?
>>678233968
get them out/10
>>678233968
>>>/soc/23604160 out of 10
>>678232543
Dope
>>678227159
nice try bait. im Dwight from the office.
>>678231647
your face reeks of "free spirit", Free spirit always means ragging slut. You've got that courtney love future slut look about you. A but too much eye makeup and the messy hair thing adds to the effect. I like the pale skin.
>>678232543
can't tell what sex you are
>>678234892
yeah, and there's nothing wrong with being a ragging slut. So keep doing you.
>>678231647
>>678230726
Would cum inside your corpse.
>>678235411
Current pic plox
>>678235411
>>Faces of /b/
>>MFW you have no face
>>678231647
ever cheat on ur homo BF???
why we do dis tho
Rate me. I'm voting for Trump.
>>678235663
lol, just had to chub that up for the shot.
>>678235663
Gay as fuck. 9/10
>>678235798
Fuck faces, post cawk and tits
>>678236181
anything about this seem gay to you?
>>678236087
Buy mens frames for God's sake. 5.5/10
>>678229512
Are you a spic?
>>678234731
One day, Dwight will post and no one will believe him.
>>678230726
Those manboy legs.
>>678236845
4.5/10, hair is nasty, aged past prime, good taste in metal
>>678236087
Guys with beards= guaranteed queers
>>678237062
Well, the tattoo is a big plus.
>>678235176
>>678234892
>>678235675
lmao
i've been with him for three yrs
don't cheat and he's my second bf
fuck outta here
(he's a fag but i'm in love ya know)
sup /b/
yo
always too scared to post my face in fear of someone i know
rate.
>>678237073
Yes because smooth skin baby face is manly.. u probably can't grow a beard faggot
>>678236349
is that me heh
>>678237322
4/10, but seems like you're still a haus and prob pull some pussy
>>678233968
Tits 7.01/10 face .01/10
>>678237380
Who give s a fuck, It's a faces of b thread not some beast or trap thread
>>678236845
Too old for that hair, again...holding on never looks good. Die hard metal heads are sort of in their own world anyway.
>>678234127
10/10
>>678237397
5.75/10. Tapered beard is bringing you down. Grow your hair out and shave and you'll jump up the scale a bit
>>678238210
You look like you get lots of pussy.
>>678238349
Nah little too no head hair.
>>678237309
You look like the result of 3 wave feminism. A metro-sexual androgynous bitch boy. Back when I was a kid you'd get beat up and that would snap you of it but today everyone is so PC that you can get away with it. Get rid of that justin beber hair. Get a crew cut.
>>678238442
Your brothers Groucho and Chico are a little sexier.
>>678238517
Ahhhh, well work with what you got. Mabee trim your beard close?
>>678238442
you look midwestern
rate... i know its a weird picture but i dont ever know what face to make for selfies
>>678237322
You seem like you'd be a "fun to hang out with" drug dealer. I bet you can cook very well.
>>678238690
yeh it is due for a trim, ill just get the woman to do it, she always does a good job.
>>678238752
Nah, Canada
>>678238442
Got a less blurry pic?
>>678237397
Your face says "I'll stab you in the back in court"
Hello
>>678238758
6.5/10. Youve got this low IQ look about you. Prob just the pic
topkek
>>678239011
5/10, you look like you just lost your waifu
>>678239182
I see it too
>>678238442
like...zoinks scube
>>678239274
Same thing I said when I looked at this picture.
I guess I'll post in here
this is me. hair messed up and giving a dodgy smile but its me. hi. rate me.
>>678239320
It's filthy frank apparel faggot
>>678239145
Lol had to go to court not too long ago for carrying a concealed weapon (pocket Knife)
>>678239182
>>678239323
damn thats worse than just being ugly
>>678227159
Its Sideshow Bob' illegitimate kid.
>>678238758
I've got that 'missing 2 cromozones irish' look.
>>678239062
>>678239467
Shave your hair, shave your beard, and become a productive member of society.
>>678239012
cut or unsnipped then?
>>678239655
I have pics of you're dick.
>>678239467
5.5/10, you look like a cool dude though-happy enough and that probably gets you far.
>>678239156
I'm not even suppose to be here today!
>>678239610
Kek
>>678239779
Post for lolz
im the most sexy of the board and you know it
>>678239764
I'd rate 8/10 qt3.14
>>678239920
You really don't want me to post it huh?
>>678239720
im quite productive thanks, and i like being hairy.
>>678239802
thanks
>>678238563
>Calling any hairstyle with long bangs "Beiber hair" A++ job super original.
>>678228203
You, faggot, are worse than than the furry-fags and weaboos that post on here; actually trying to police content's category. Its called 'Random' for a reason and if it you like the category, b/tard... Don't open the thread and above all, don't post.
>>678239467
You look like your make the barrels that whiskey is aged in
>>678240091
Do it phaggot
>>678240086
>>678240129
Working at Gamestop is not productive.
>>678239475
never consent to searches
>>678239715
Wich of these three colossal faggots am I supposed to rate?
>>678240214
It's cool I won't embarrass you
dancing in tha night
>>678240306
Sniffer dog, had no choice
>>678240427
I'm a different guy lol
>>678230440
Don't you have a Sanders '16 rally to attend?
>>678240207
thats awesome.
>>678240290
i dont work there, but i imagine itd be pretty fun job.
>>678239415
So... good or bad?
>>678240130
Yeah I'm criticizing the shit out of everyone on here but I'd never post myself.
>>678240219
laughed out loud hard and scared my bird
>>678240650
It's fun sometimes, much better than any fast food or any other retail that's for damn sure. Don't get a lot of customers so plenty of dicking around.
>>678240836
welcome bruh
rate
>>678231430
Queers like you make me wish there was no internet and we went to school together and your mother never warned you to pre-cut your underwear to prevent atomic-wedgies.
>>678240967
awesome! i imagine u get discounts on games and stuff as well. that'd be cool
>>678240658
Your not ugly bro, you'll get some tail. But you nailed it with the Irish look business. Eyes are kinda tiny and ginger
>>678233972
Advice: don't flex and wear long sleeve shirts, then you'll only look retarded.
>>678241418
Uh oh we got a bad ass over here
>>678230440
Bitch Ive seen you in every fucking facial aesthetics thread on /fa/
>>678227159
artist formerly known as faggot...
>>678241087
10/10, would fellatio your puffy gullet
WOW JUST LOOK AT THIS WHITE TRASH.
NO WONDER THAT THIS SITE IS FUCKED UP.
WHITE PEOPLE NEED TO GET RAPED
>>678241528
She's a female neckbeard neet who happens to be semi attractive.
>>678241544
I lost.
>>678241180
I'm just tired. Scottish, not irish. Amerifag though, definitely no ginger.
;^)
>>678241859
Fuck off you ugly twat
>>678241710
>coming from a white person
No one is going to fall for it, sorry.
>>678241859
spicy
>>678241650
I cannot put into words how much I hate this twat.
>>678236087
Are you going for the pedo look? Seriously, a little personal grooming you can look like a creeper rapist and not a pedo; ditch the hipster frames if you want to be a republican; but by the looks of you you're a Sanders plant; either way; you'll oversleep and won't vote anyway.
>>678239156
8-9/10
source: femanon.
>>678241741
im ginger, and im half scottish half english. and not from america.
>>678242024
Pfft, whatever you thirsty lardass.
>>678242066
Same. I used to spam the boxxy threads with spiderman and tubgirl until I finally got banned. Good times.
>>678241859
6/10, cute, shitty picture
Prob freak in the sack
fuck whitta people
>>678236674
I've heard hanging guitars by the neck warps them and gets them out of tune; have your grandma get you a stand -
>>678242331
Go back to sleep little spic. Before your momma beats your ass.
>>678242089
Lolz, femanon with the bar set pretty low. 5-6 tops for this smarmy fuck
Source:other femanon
>>678242201
Revised 7.5/10 with this pic
Wow look at all these betas. I never thought it was possible, for real thought people like you guys didn't exist.
I was wondering why I got all these girls so easy all the time. Then I see all these 1-6/10s and then I realize that compared to you guys I'm like an 99/10 so there's no comparison hahahaha. Oh wow, here's a tip, get out of your parents house every once in a while and pick up some weights. If you can't even bench press your own weight you are pathetic. Hahaha oh man this is just too rich. I gotta go get my bros to see this oh my God.
>>678236845
You're never going to meet a nice girl looking all haggard and off-putting. Your life doesn't have to be lolli threads and death metal; let your guard down and go to super cuts.
here's my most recent selfie, too damn lazy to take a new one
>>678242774
Try not to suck any dick on your way to the fag store. Faggot. Great body btw
>>678236775
AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS ALL YOU FUCKS ARE GONNA PAY!! YOULL ALL REMEMBER ME THEN WONT YOU!
>>678242774
Even though this is pasta, it holds some truth.
>>678242845
>super cuts.
Ya'll white boiis Crack me up.
That nigga need to go to a barbershop.
>>678239452
I'm surprised I didn't get a taste to be honest
>>678243119
True, but even supercuts is a step up from that mess hes got goin on
>>678237309
Go easy on him; he's raised by two women without a father figure to teach him how to be a man; he sees Beiber evolve from a girl into a young lady and aspires to be that kind of success.
>>678243080
>using that image incorrectly
Fuck off.
>>678243168
4.5 / 10
>>678243168
Rate, currently typing on my phone
>>678237322
ICP Fan without the make-up.
>>678243056
Don't feed the troll, we know you're gay but try not to be so thirsty faggot holy shit.
>>678231647
proxy paige/10
>>678237525
>4/10, but seems like you're still a haus and prob pull some pussy
>bro..
>>678242774
I'd get surgery on the belly button. Don't act like you haven't considered it. Growing up, my family routinely visited water parks and I'd always feel bad for kids that had belly buttons like that. It pulls the eye right in, like arm pit hair on women.
>>678237525
I don't know how or why you'd reach that conclusion; you must be a real virgin and watch alot of Ron Jeremy's porns.
>>678243645
>unironically replying to pasta
>is this bait?
>>678239156
The douchey face scruff has gotta go, all or nothing my man.
>>678243404
explain urself faggot...
You're killing me anon
>>678229512
is that armpit hair?
>>678243592
hey what you planning on doing with that cat mother fucker?
>>678243853
He's a newfag, probably migrated from >>>/soc/ for the summer
>>678243853
As much as I hate that twat Boxxy, I hate this little faggot 1000 fold. Jesus christ, I'm pissed off just looking at it.
>>678236087
DiscountKeanuReeves\10
>>678239182
Its like a 'drunken irish sucked a lemon while also being autistic' look.
>>678241859
Fuck off. That's me.
>>678239182
That's real sweet of you to blame it on the pic; (wink, probably the pic, right?)
>>678244117
Beard could work if it fills in a bit. If you're trying to get pussy then shave it off and get a decent haircut
Who do I look like?
Kill me
>>678240322
Read through the thread,ya kike
>>678244219
2nd that. It's just embarrassing to look at. In 10 years when all this faggot shit starts to slow down we'll look back on this time and wonder wtf was wrong with people.
>>678239452
Lose the Amish look if you ever want a shot of a life outside of the lolli threads; as a ginger you're already behind the 8-ball.
>>678244467
No that's me. Kek
>>678244092
u know the rules bitch. timestamp then show belly button and go to sleep.
>>678241859
Nigger. Don't pose as me.
>>678239599
You should cash in on some of that celebrity child support $$$
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