Describe your college experience in 5 words
>>678218504
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>678218504
wowee i wanna kill myself
sports, weed, keks, study, food
in that order
Waste of time and money
Fresh college kid dot jpeg
>>678218504
The debt never fades away.
parties
weed
booze
pussy
disappointment
just give up already mate
Student loans student loans student
>>678218504
the fuck am I doing
>>678218761
MR. DEBT WILL NEVER END
Rape rape rape anal rape
College is pretty fucking dope
Drink every night I'm depressed
dropped out after 2 years
Big black cock my pussy
Leave nothing for future husbands
computer science --> I make money
>>678218504
away from gf, bought vibrator
Why are you so quiet?
Few years tons of pussy
>>678218504
only fucked former coma victims.
>>678218504
Did not even get laid
>>678219712
You probably saved yourself from a rape accusation, you should be thankful
Studied philosophy aaaaaaaand I'm broke
Fucking expensive fuck this shit
Angry Asian raging with guns
Frat star fucking hot bitches.
>>678218504
frat xanax vyvanse cocaine fuck
>>678220000
alcoholism
pussy
study
alcohol
study
Finally fucking done with school.
I graduated this semester, walking tomorrow
best 8 years of life
>>678219997
sorry that you didn't go to that college at the best time
Devry
No girls
All debt
Fun beer Pussy party non-frat
>>678218504
Was waste of time mostly
>>678218742
This x 100
>>678220180
I agree
I wanna fuckin kill myself.
>>678218504
Ripped off by the Collage
( they stole $1500 in grant money and I can't prove it)
>>678220212
congrats bro
Its all about that debt.
>>678220684
Thanks dude
>>678218504
I learned things in classes
Bonus: Avoided mongoloids in this thread.
Wasn't retarded enough to go
>>678218504
Lots of great gay sex
fuck i got kicked out
>>678218504
airplanes, beer & fat nursing students.
>>678218504
Who drank all the booze?
>>678218716
this is what I've experienced.
> college
volunteer for your country then seek a degree. college lefty pigs make me sick.
I never got any pussy
>>678220851
You fucking bum
I'm out here making 6-figures, and paying for your welfare check
>>678218504
Why Im not like them
>>678218504
Parents refused to sign FAFSA
really missed fucking homeschool teacher
>>678218504
I dropped out fuck me
>>678218742
>>678220391
I honestly feel bad for you who went thru this.
College was a fucking blast for me. Tons of booze, drinking hard every Thursday...then Friday....then Saturday. Mix that drinking with hooking up with scores of women who are ok with hooking up! (Better the college, cleaner the women). And then repeat this for about...4 years. Ohh yeah, don't forget about class.
That life style was fucking awesome. True happiness.
>>678218799
Why disappointment?
all these people are retarded
>>678221233
Nah mane, I joined the Air Force, got paid to get my vocational qualifications, served three years then left.
Now I work as an aircraft mechanic for a sexy sum nigger
>>678221370
I bet you were a business major.
drugs depression "C"s Second Chance
>>678221370
OMG BOOZE FRI SAT SUN MON LOL!!!! YES COLLEGE!! HHAHA TUES WED BOOZE!!
shut the fuck up nigger
>>678221370
These fucking neets are doing nothing with their bum lives. They probably served me fast food before.
>>678218799
>hobby: talking to girls
>Plays baseball
Probably gay.
couldnt afford, sold them drugs.
>>678221370
Cringe
>>678221370
I bet you were the talk of the college. Look at him, what a swell guy!
>>678218504
couldnt afford, sold them drugs
>>678221797
Yeah! those neets! Let me just post about them on /b/! Those pathetic losers who work at McDonalds!
>>678219598
133e02
>>678218504
Wasted years, wish to undo.
>>678218504
I'm glad I didn't go.
>>678221617
Yep!!! Not as easy as rveryone thinks, with god-awful Accounting, Calculus, and the mind numbing Corportate Finance. But other than that....
>>678221797
>>678221772
Sorry u didn't find your happiness. Just know there are college graduates out there that don't actually hate their life.
>>678221527
Okay anon, you are not a bum after all.
I know some militaryfags who did jack sit after their service. No ambitions, didn't go to university, just slowly dieing
>>678220006
you're a nobody and likely only hooked up with a few chicks before word got out that you have a small cock and are annoying
>inb4 projecting
nah, you're just a loser
>>678218742
/thread
Taco night anal fuck
>>678221370
No, you went to a party school. That is not college, ya fuckin' muppet.
>>678218504
JUST
anal anal anal anal anal
too busy to enjoy life
Big giant puffy tits
>>678221948
No, closer to: wow look at that keg stand! Or wow you party hard!
Swell doesn't go with getting ducked up 3 days a week and hooking up with women (you idiot)
>>678222259
Look at you! Mr. Happy with my life guy! WooHoo! I bet you wake up and just shit happiness! Yea bro! Drugs and Woman! and booze! WooHoo party time!
>>678222655
checked
hungover finals feel like death
Dick Dick Dick Tranny
>>678222525
He was making fun of you you fucking retard
>>678222376
First part: correct. Was a party school
Second part: cry me a river dick face! Life decisions....sorry you went to a shittty school...or better yet no school...and are commenting on other people who actually had a blast.
Greek life is a meme
>>678222310
The only reason I didn't go to university was because I had no idea what courses I wanted to take.
My choice was to either go through 3 years of college (British college) and then do engineering in university, or join the Air Force and get an apprenticeship in aircraft mechanics and it was an easier, cheaper way.
Most people I met in the Force were dumb dropout plebs though.
>>678218504
Never even finished high school
>>678222840
Thanks for your help...
>>678222525
Hey nice chug! Take a shot, bro! Yeah! Lets play some beer pong! Ouch my butthole hurts! It's not gay if its with your bros! Yeah lets go circlejerk!
>>678222525
Damn I wish I could get ducked
shit grades until final year
Made a queer an hero
>>678218504
To goddamn expensive. Didn't go.
>>678222655
U sound jelly
>>678223103
Fucking kek
>>678223110
Good one. Wait... You're an idiot.
BOOZE
BOOBS
STALKING
FAILING
MASTURBATING
Kill me or i will
>>678223230
Can't be jealous of a claim with no evidence to back it up, my friend :^)
>>678218504
Profs who have never worked.
>business school
>>678223103
That's called bro rape...saw a PBS special on it
>>678218504
Anxiety, depression, loneliness, drop, restart.
Hopefully I'll gradute some day.
At least college is free where I live.
>>678223333
Woah sick burn bro, you really got me there.
>>678218504
Kicked out. Went back, 4.0
I'll be in debt forever.
Newfags do not green triforce
>>â–²
>▲▲
>>678218504
>Stressful
>Ghetto
>>678223333
quads don't lie
I am alone again. why?
>>678222525
Apparently went to college. Self proclaims he was popular. Cant pick up on basic sarcasm
>gr8 b8
I can't afford my dreams.
>>678218504
feels like never ending misery
pt2
i'll be in debt forever
>>678222525
>ducked
you got ducked 3 times a week? damn dude.
More useless than Helen Keller.
No time to do anything.
It will get better...
College....such a terrible time
no n exi s ting
>>678218504
I guess I want this
>>678223488
>college is free
You don't get to complain
>>678221772
I'm sorry that your dick is so pathetic
>>678223230
Super jelly bro. fucking tearing up over here. Gonna fucking kill myself cause you claim to have had fun in college and fucked all these women
>>678218504
Community college is not real
How do I stick in?
>>678218504
I almost got laid once
>>678222877
Your point?
>>678218504
study, grocery buying, going to the toilet, sleeping sometimes, walking trough the park, gym, audiobooks
>>678221948
This is applicable to your stupid swell guy comment. I'm sure he's a swell guy.
>>678223572
only real faggots know how to!
>>678224782
he's trying to make you feel bad. i don't think it worked haha
>>678224953
Swell guy Pic related
Seemed lame but paid off.
I am so fucking broke
>>678221370
> this fuckin guy
Some think about college debt.
Others think about spring break.
Which one are you?
>>678218504
Beer
Fucking
Pot
Cocaine
Ephedrine (Early 90's you could buy white crosses in convenience stores)
>>678225081
>Drinking, drinking, drinking
>Fucking dumb skanks
Yeah, that's true happiness, I'm sure.
I didn't waste my money.
>>678221797
at least learn what a word means before you use it retard
>>678218504
Was fun and never finished
Now I'm old (mid 40s), I'm thinking of going for fun to look at little girls. The only place I can see them now is at a bar.. Varied success.
Funny how in my mind, at my age, a college freahman is a little kid. Once I almost felt guilty.. but she wasn't a virgin and it was a naughty guilty and felt so good. Thankfully I'm acceptable enough visually even though i could be the age of their parents. Haha. I don't hide my grey hair.. No attmpt to say I'm younger. No need to bs. Some girls just want to have some fun without the childish bullshit that is normal male behavior these days, I guess.
>>678224625
This is what virgins don't understand...these bitches get fucked, and yes in real life!!! Sry if you didn't make the cut. But the real world is good stuff if ur not all depressed about shit
>>678225476
Ayy! Lets go to cancoon! Yeah spring break! awww i don't have any money! Wait lets call my parents dood! Yeah tubular! awwwwright got 10k from my parents, gets get some booze and some hookers!
>>678225709
*tips fedora
>>678225746
Burn!
>>678224085
helen keller had all the normal wholes
as useful as any other woman
>>678221370
Thats more than five words
>>678225511
3 pair, not bad
>>678225884
>Yeah i'll call him a virgin that will show him!
>Let me go on google and find some girls shotgunning some beers!
>Awwwright! lets say this guy is depressed too ahaha that will show him!
>If i keep this up maybe these random people will think i'm cool and secure!
>chased dreams.
>punished for it.
>>678221370
did that in highschool
don't need some college sluts looking for validation hooking up with me in a desperate attempt to address their insecurities
I am the alpha's alpha
>>678226588
just highschool sluts?
>>678226775
high school sluts, recently graduate sluts, mister ortiz the janitor
>>678218504
fucked a lot of sorority sluts, still jerk off to the memories or text them to remind them what sluts they were in college. they are still sluts. im 35
>>678226904
>mister ortiz the janitor
>>678225746
Is my order ready?
>>678227307
Yeah, bring it to table 3.
>>678227069
Got any pics of their assholes?
>>678227485
Noice going for the internet burn. I'll just sit here and make 6 figures a year, kek
The two zeros after the period don't count buddy. Those are cents.
>>678218504
One hell of a ride
I mean, C's get degrees, and apparently almost no employers give a shit about what grades you get in your majors classes.
I mean, I don't wanna say it's a waste of money, because knowledge is a powerful thing, but if it's anything other than a stem field, than its a waste of money AND you now have nothing to show for it.
It's a pretty cool place though, at my campus some people are pretty cool. Actual, real people, dreams an all. It's the first place where people go outside of those shit talking little cliques and actually open their minds. Problem is, you still got some of those shitty dickheads who don't really belong there.
But hell, if you got dreams, it's a great place to be. Goin there to see if I can get into nuclear engineering for Lockheed. Wanna make a working hovercraft before I die, you know, like F-zero, wipeout, repluze
But you gotta pic related if you wanna survive in college
>>678228160
>>678227836
meant to reply to this big moneymaker
It was an expensive mistake
All niggers must be slain
fuck shit stack my nigga
>>678221797
>neet
>job
Lerk moar fagtron
>>678218504
A reckless and timeless vacation
Fuck bitches smoke weed A+'s
>>678218504
I wish I killed myself
>>678218504
"Welcome, do not rape anyone."
I ain't paying for that
I killed my first victim.
>>678228232
You should be thanking me poorfag. I'm paying taxes so you can splurge your welfare check on mac n cheese
> be me, richfag
> my medium-rare steak is cold
> tell poorfag to return it to the chef
> get new medium-rare steak for free
> tip poorfag appropriately because I'm rich
1.business school is for idiots
or
2.english class sucked donkey dick
>>678222259
Oh boo hoo. I had to take 3 calc classes and 2 differential equations classes and two physics classes and a class on kinematics for my EE + robotics degree. Shit was brutal.
>>678218504
I haven't gone yet tho
Exhausting. Self-realization. Pleasantly depressing.
>>678229822
Look at this big man! Hey anon's give him a round of applause
He pays taxes, orders steak, doesn't like it and sends it back but still tips the waiter! Whew it's like your an actual functioning adult.
If this is what college does for people i don't know why don't more people go!
You really got me with this one anon, i didn't know someone could be so independent. You're one of a kind, one of a kind my goodness
>>678218761
>Tfw trust fund-fag
I just want to sleep
Free German college. US citizen.
GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF
> engineering school daily
>>678218504
There was an assignment? SHIT!
>>678230635
No drinking age. Traveling Europe.
Good friends, but mostly shit.
>>678218504
much pussy then no pussy
Corn beef hash every day
fuck this damned criativity meme
fuck unrelated as fuck classes
never enough time for fun
Fucking computer science, God bless that I'm almost free from this shit, I don't know if I could take another two years of spending my entire night "learning"
I learned alcohol blackout limit
Waste of my fucking time
>>678230936
Big German mammaries. Octoberfest. Carnival.
>>678219877
why u do that faggot
she didn't see it cumming
I got fucked by feminism.
>>678218504
Junior colleges kill your soul
New ways to jerk off
arrested dealer now community college
Studied games, now I'm fucked.
Don't come to school tomorrow.
>>678231797
me 2
>innocent till proven guilty
yeah right
>>678218504
I did not have sex.
>>678221370
fuck you
>>678232031
That's... depressing.
How the hell can you NOT have sex in college unless your abstinent or some shit?
twenty grand for quads checked
>>678232637
hmmm.... well, I'm that loner that hates everybody and is hated as well, I guess.
I agree that is totaly depressing.
>>678232637
It's pretty easy mate.
>>678218504
a waste of fucking time
>>678226588
High school sluts don't even count.
Pretty fucking great so far
I am 15 years old
On a bus with hippies
>>678218504
acting
drugs
dropout
>>678232894
Well, sex isn't everything anon. From my opinion, it's definitely one of the most overrated human experiences, but it is kinda fun
My post is >>678228190 if you care
>>678218611
yes... YES......YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOI!!!!!!! DATS MINE TOO!!!!!!
Dropped out made bank anyways.
>>678233283
my "sexual experience" involves me not able to get a boner with a smelly girl with hairy feet
the rest of her was actualy nice, but those feet, jeezus
>>678228190
>Live in UK
>Graduated with Philosophy degree
>Work at a top 5 financial firm because I did finance related extra curriculars
>Companies in UK care more about the university you go to than what you study
>Studied what I loved, now I make bank. Don't have to worry about the STEM circlejerk.
>Also who the fuck studies business, it's like someone studying how to play basketball and thinking that will them be able to shoot threes and pass the ball. Business is something you do, not study.
>>678218504
I aced that shit nigga
Truly best time of life
But seriously though, to all you poor kids who had a crap time, you have my sincerest sympathies. I had a bout of major depression that almost got me tossed out, but was lucky enough to get a 3rd chance, but not everyone got the same opportunity.
I know some people think it's a waste, but I love my adult job that I absolutely needed not just the bachelor's but also the master's for. It certainly IS a waste if you're 1) paying $$$$$ for a private school name on your diploma (excepting law or certain other fields) and/or 2) studying something like creative writing, art, english, etc and/or 3) bad with unstructured environments and personal responsibility. I know people who ended up $150k in debt for a business degree from our private school, barely passed because they couldn't self-motive out of bed, and then struggled to find jobs. Any one of those three is a real killer. Not that cheap state schools are necessarily better, because a 500-person online class is about as educational as a trip to the local paint drying museum, as is having 1 advisor for every 1000 students.
College was probably the best opportunity for me to grow 1000 miles away from my non-college-educated Mom, Dad, my high school classmates, and everything else I'd ever known, and I met the sort of excellent people as a freshman that I'm still very good friends with almost a decade later, including my fiance. I got a STEM degree, built a real life, paid off my minimal debt (work during school if you can!)m and I hope to be able to send my kids to the same school 20-25 years from now.
TL;DR: Truly best time of life. Don't half-ass it, don't take it for granted.
Ensuite Jager Sleeping Breezy Research
>>678233729
Are you in Wales
>>678233729
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
>>678222259
Currently in college, in business, accounting major, I fucking love this shit, lol. But I love off campus, so no parties or hookups for me
Mom got cancer, girlfriend left
>>678232637
i didn't either.
same goes for you>>678232611
>>678234333
>But I love off campus, so no parties or hookups for me
>But I love off campus
>love
Skip class to do homework
>>678234142
Who the fuck cares, get over yourself
Routine
Routine
Bitch
Routine
Routine
>>678234527
did homework in the class
I didn't go to college
>>678234678
Did class into homework while skipping
>>678218504
just played league of legends
created source code of bitcoin
>>678218504
just need one word:
pointless
>>678233729
That's why 4chan goes to shit. Why you guys would do something like that to someone of us? I understand doing it to a fedora man from pleddit or a hamplanet from tumblr but why a 4channer? Why a /b/rother? You should totally consider killing yourselves. You should be ashamed of your unfaithful actions. I hope karma gets you hard not for what you did but for being retarded. Instead of protecting a true 4channer that posts CP and blows up schools you go and do something so vile and idiotic. I hope you burn. I really hope it. Get out of my face scumbag. I don't want to see you again. The worst of the worst. Not even feminists don't betray one of their own. You should be ashamed. Shame. Shame. Shame. DOWN WITH THE DEVIL. DIEEEEEEEEEE. DIEEEEEEE idiot. You fucking traitor. We should respect eatch other and not do shit like this. You fucking devil. DOWN WITH THE DEVIL. Fuck of with cunts. YOU BETRAY US ALL. Kys
>>678234480
God dammit, you got me anon
I Live off campus
>>678233707
>hairy feet
Icky
>>678233729
Well shit bloke
Don't think America's too different, but I heard we mostly just care about degrees, but I'm trying to get into Maryland on an engineering transfer for some nuclear stuff, provided my toy idea fails
Livin the dream, I guess
Gas the jews, Free World
>>678234142
If you're poor don't go to an over priced university, find another route. Look for programmes or other routes that can get you into countries with good education systems where your education can be almost free. A 'wasted' year having fun in Zurich or somewhere is much better than a year of crappy jobs and money stress.
>>678225884
>these bitches get fucked.
OH SHIT YO! LEMME CHECK MYSELF BEFORE I WRECK MYSELF HOMIE!!!
>>678234968
What's the deal with this pasta?
Feels kinda leftover imo tbh famajama
>>678235221
>TOPPEST OF ALL KEKS
nice one, long live Stern
I didn't go to college.
I dropped out before college
I dropped out right away
Liberal fascists hating free speech.
my hand beat my dick
please, make it stop already.
I start in the fall
>Sitting in class
>pop a boner
>tried to hide it with notebook
>Jew girls sees my pants popping up
>gasps
>i get up and run out in the hall
>run into the bathroom
>go into stall jerk off and cum on the wall
>it was the girls bathroom
that was the most embarrassing day of my life. I should have dropped out
>>678218504
Graduating into a doctorate program.
>>678218504
follies, lollies, and lick'em lolis
>>678234142
Jesus anon
community college lived at home
>>678236306
holy shit, nigga
>>678218504
I wish i did stuff
>>678218504
everyone fucked except for me
became moot and got cucked
>>678219510
Why do people even ask that? Ive been asked so many times why I don't talk. I simply don't have anything to say.
The school of hard knocks.
>>678219877
You don't need to go to college to learn philosophy....you don't need college to learn anything in this day and age. You can learn it all from the Internet
fucked off too much. dropout
>>678219510
This. There is literally no response to this that doesn't make me look like a psychopath.
>everyone cold bragging.
>i be in the gym every other day.
>run 6 miles per workout
>bar bell workouts.
>Bench Flies.
>Incline Barbell presses.
> oh shit im black.
>nigger.
Human memorization and regurgitation macchine
>>678219510
Same
>>678236707
shut up and show penis
>>678236899
This. Getting a degree is just letting employers know that you cared enough to spend so much money and so much time into one profession
>>678218504
A fucking waste of time.
Never conquered and rarely came
>>678218504
Have you checked your privilege?
