Officially join anonymous here. Serious inquiries only.
>>678211944
pfft so many posers
>>678212139
>>678211944
Kill yourself
This is not a joke. Only serious individuals will be answered. The rest of the "jokesters" will pay.
>>678212139
nice
I'm an Aquarius and my penis is 13 inches long. Can I me ananermoose?
>>678212139
>>678212410
>>678212525
>>678212724
>>678213037
>We know who you are, and each of you will be dealt with in turn most appropriately
How do you join?
>>678213731
>Do you believe you have what it takes to join anonymous?
What do I need to join?
If this is really Anonymous, what's my name?
>>678214111
Faggot
I'd like to speak to Anonymous.
No, not the leader, ALL of you. It's time to set the record straight here.
When you first got here, you used to see this guy (pic) pop up and tell you how good your thread was. You probably recognize the mask from "V for Vendetta" and maybe remember V's little rhyme about "the gunpowder treason" and his rant about how governments should fear their people.
Here's what you don't know, though:
Guy Fawkes did not do anything special. He was picked to guard the gunpowder that some rebels were stockpiling for their rebellion that never happened. Someone ratted him out, and he was arrested and sentenced to death. THEN when they went to hang him, he TRIPPED on the way to the noose, FELL off the gallows platform, and BROKE HIS OWN NECK.
Let that sink in:
He fell to his death on the way to his own execution.
That is why we call him "Epic Fail Guy". When you made a thread and someone posted that stick figure with Epic Fail Guy's mask, we were insulting you and you never picked up on it. You thought that mask was some kind of symbol of anonymous brotherhood on the internet when really we were just calling you failures.
Even Alan Moore, writer of "V for Vendetta" has called people out on the fact that they masks they buy from the movie distributor are mass-produced by an uncaring corporation that serves the very aristocrats you believe you are a threat to.
You have not become V, you have all become EPIC FAIL GUY.
My body is ready.
wow nice thread op. definitely not a faggot.
>>678214318
>YOU REALLY ARE ANONYMOUS
>>678214356
You don't know shit faggot
Post my IP address and I will take you seriously.
>>678214356
You took the time to type all that pathetic shit you really are a loser
>>678214540
Google "Guy Fawkes".
G'head, I'll wait.
WHO IS THIS 4CHAN?
>>678213037
you guys do not support the caliphate so you're my enemy
>>678214781
>You took the time to type all that
ctrl+v
(it's a PUN, get it?)
>>678213614
>dealt with in turn most appropriately
>in turn most appropriately
>most appropriately
>>678214356
Your jelly.
Your legion is not one and forgets lots.
The moose rejects you
anonymous is dead to me after they went against Lord Trump
>>678215642
i haz no leejunz.
Neither do you, really. Just a bunch of keyboard "warriors" playing SEKRIT KLUB on the interbutts.
We are, each of us, alone. But I accept that and stand on my own. You feel the need to pretend you're part of a secret society so you can vicariously leech off the (questionable) accomplishments of others instead of actually doing things yourself.
Everytime one of you shithawks purchases a mask,Time warner gets paid...
oh shiet nigger im gonna join anonmuss
>>678216816
>And a china kid get a job.
But hey... if you have some kind of autism and a need for edge, so... Who you gonna call?
>>678214700
nice dubs
If you are really anonymous, then here's my question. What's your opinion on cmd remote commands? I don't really hack per day, but I do enjoy running cmd scripts than remotely crash/shut down institutional computers via domain... What is you (your) opinion on cmd scripting versus legitimate hacking? I'm just starting out, but I'm trying to learn more so I can do funny hacking projects such as you guys.
>>678219120
with great power levels come great responsibility! ANONYMOUS WILL NEVAR STOOP TPO UR LEVEL!!!!!
I'm really curious, always was, since all started, but it seems it lost direction somewhere, and many questionable events happend.
There will be blood in the streets, stay cool.
>>678219120
Keep in mind, this things are about to get things done and being unnoticed as much as you can, depending on the goal obv.
Everything is valid to a certain point. Then you can think on the style points.
>>678211944
How can I send tweets that appear to come from a petulant teenager like you guys?
>>678219953
Awesome. I mask my personal ip using a vpn and a masking script that basically sets my location and ip adress to appear to be coming from a library computer in town. Only flaw is both machines have to be running and library comps shut down at 6pm every day.. But it's not bad
Only Christians need apply. Even in times of weakness anonymous will keep you a virgin.
Pic unrelated
>>678211944
>when your autistic ass is so uninformed you actually think anonymous is a 'group' that you can 'join'
>>678211944
how is taking down isis?
(tips fedora)
>>678220548
This Fucking This thank you
>>678211944
Anonymous is not a 'group'.
Anonymous does not have a 'leader'.
You can not 'join' Anonymous.
OP's stupidass doesn't know the real Anonymous idealists or "people apart of anonymous" as you uninformed idiots would consider it, do not use the Guy Fawkes mask as the logo anymore.
Just to clear up the stupidity of those mindless people who listen to nothing but shitty sourced media.
>>678220548
Careful with that shit or they'll take down your website for like 2 hours.
>>678221241
>>678214700
My IP address. Take us seriously now.
How can i join fellow anon?
>>678222393
Samefagging faggot
>>678211944
im not a hacker, but am a really friendly person that is smart and know how to convince people and help them, here have the marcianito.gif, one of the biggest honors i know apart from drinking baltica from the same bottle, come to chile valparaiso and lest drink
What are the requirements to join? I do not know how to hack, but would like to learn to, as I find anonymous an interesting group. Also will anyone help me with where I need to start to learn to hack? Thanks.
>>678222833
just stop samefagging
>>678211944
Here's my IP faglord. I'm just going to post this here, lay back, and watch you not do shit.
>>678223000
check'd
>>678211944
I want to join anonymous, but I've already had sex. Does that disqualify me?
>>678211944
How did your life change after you saw Mr.Robot and realized you were destined to pretend to be a hacker on the internet?
>>678223538
I think that this was meant rhetorically.
>>678223858
Your image directly contradicts your point. consistency is the key, my friend.
hey guys i'm looking to join the club. everyone stop what they are doing and post your social media information. also post your full name.
>>678223538
when newfags to the internet dont even know how to websurf properly
>>678224128
Nice try FBI or some other third party?
>>678214020
I have a mask.
>>678224617
just a troll fag trying to join the epifag club
Can't do shit, faggot. What'd you eat this morning? Queerios?
>>678224749
>do you love getting anal?
No one here is "Anonymous"
Prove me wrong. Say my name.
>>678225015
I do! Does that mean I can join?
>>678225412
hi there Susan.
>>678225412
shut the fuck up jack
>>678225585
>>678225827
No.
See? We might be retarded, OP, but not that retarded.
>>678211944
In all seriousness:
The other day I saw a post on FB about anonymoose, something about "the government is watching and you should be afraid" with a bunch of gay fawkes in the pic.
I realized at that moment that I'm not at all afraid of my govenrment, but I am afraid of anonymoose. First of all, those fucks stole my cc info during the Amazon/PlayStation wars and temporarily fucked my credit. Way to go - punish the users.
Then they claim to be about freedom...but woe if you disagree with them. They might doc you and destroy your career - why, because I support Trump?
I think anonymoose is quite honestly the shittiest thing in the free world. They have, without a doubt, become the fascists they are supposedly "at war" with.
It's sad and pathetic and I really wish they'd fuck right off.
>>678225940
im not the OP dumbass
>>678225993
anonymous is just an entity, unfortunately idiots will mix there ideals into it and take something in the name ofsomething, anonymous being this something in this particular case
quality thread op.
>>678226092
Whatever you say, faggot
>>678226256
If they are so nebulous, why do they have a spokesman? Or Twitter? Or any type of single point of contact?
>>678226316
lick my sweaty ballz bitch
If you faggots want to "officially" be part of anonymous just join their fucking IRC chats esus. Then you can go brag to everyone you helped hack with the popular kids.
>>678226487
please do research before you bitch about what you think you know fgt
>>678226389
No, just someone on here being real. They're the goose stepping thugs of the electronic age.
>>678226541
That's pretty gay, newfag.
Anonymous. Sounds like fun.
>>678226842
made your dick hard
>>678226798
I'm challenging your bullshit response. Answer me instead of deflecting you fucking twat. I know wtf I am talking about. I'm calling out the hypocrisy of you and your heroes.
On that note...
An hero, faggot
>>678226971
Underage
Wow, you all show amazing potential and I would like to formally invite you all to join Anonymous just go to this URL.
http://www.amazon.com/Rubies-4418-for-Vendetta-Mask/dp/B000UVGLHU
>>678227012
sounds kinky homie
>>678227298
Go to bed son.
Cartoons are on early.
And I'd like to formally invite you to go kill yourself. Now that's how you make the world a better place
>>678211944
Does this look like a group that supports freedom?
>>678227408
man 4chan is dying are we really going to have to save it again its slowly turning into 9gag
Brother or faggot, whatever you be, you are not of anonymous. Anonymous is not a collective.
Anonymous is not a group.
Anonymous can not be joined.
Anonymous can not be left.
Anonymous is a way of life.
Anonymous is a devotion to the life style of further libertarian and conservative values. A life of anarchy. But a life of peace. Idealisms devoted to the philosophies of individuality. To defy the idea of a collective.
If you use 4chan, odds are that you yourself are of the anonymous and do not even know. You like to hide behind a screen as anonymous likes to hide behind a mask.
We are hackers.
We are the hacked.
We are anarchists.
We are authorities.
We are minorities.
We are majorities.
We are on the lamb.
We are the FBI itself.
We are peace keepers.
We are freedom fighters.
We are activists.
We are idiots who don't contribute beyond wearing the mask.
When we achieve something, we do not do anything.
It is the mind of the individual that achieves our victories.
Anonymous doesn't exist. But it does. It is like that of a religion or an ideology.
To persecute anonymous is only an action at the same level as persecuting a religion; it is the individual who is fighting, and an ideology can not die. It is pointless. And it is treason against the people.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
We are anonymous.
anonymous will fuck you up little bitch faggot
>>678228268
fucking loser. i am not getting out of my chair to do your freedom fighter shit.
>>678213614
good luck, i'm behind 7 proxies
>>678228268
Anarchist here
You said the perfect
Bravo
>>678228489
shut the fuck up and lets all drink some mtn dew and have a good time on the chan
>>678211944
Post below if you are a faggot.
>>678228268
So you never forgave your sister for eating all the Pizza Rolls and yelled at your mom all the way to the store?
If y'all are so bad ass why haven't any congressmen or bankers been killed yet?
>>678229042
Yup, probably.
>>678228992
Well played.
>>678229112
Anonymous is not about killing
We use our voice from hacking to graffiti to make the world listen to us
If we killed we become a terrorist group
We do not want that
>>678226487
people taking it to far obviously
>>678214781
>pasta
>type
>>678229389
Just like the government we need someone who speaks for all of us
Sometimes we speak alone
Sometimes we speak together
>>678222592
ayy lmao
Anonimous lives in west virginia
here is a picture of his website
>>678211944
Is this where I go to learn how to hack celebrity nudes?
>>678229534
At some points I agree but in others I don't believe its what the purpose of the idea was for this proportion of glorification, it just seems like a joke now like the US election
>>678226799
Found the gubment shill
You Anons on 4chan and 8 are the only Anons I care to even associate with.
You guys are my friends. Like it or not.
I can't stand the maskfag bullshit I see on Facebook. Drives me nuts.
>>678229900
What makes it a joke are the people pretending to be anonymous all those people wearing the Fawkes mask
It makes anonymous look bad
Like >>678228268
Said anonymous is everyone ranging from the president to your English teacher
All those people whom wear the mask are fake
>>678211944
>Join
Kek, obvious b8
>>678229731
who hurt you, anon?
>>678230235
I love you too my /b/tard friend
Because here is where you, and I
No we can be whom we truly are
>>678211944
Hi. I want to change the world and be a part of something meaningful. I can draw anime and have a loic and my own mask and my moms internet is pretty fast. I can be on duty from 4:30 until 10 on school nights and all day until midnight on Saturday. I can't on Sunday cuz I have church and then we go to grandmas. Please pick me I'm good at stuff and am a fast lerner. Thanks.
>>678230339
that's just the beginning of the cancerfication process taking place, its a shame
>>678231067
No what's a Shame is believing the lies of the government
>>678231480
no arguments on that point
>>678231480
Not the person you are... counter arguing (?) against, but I believe your intentions are misdirected. The fellow whome you are, for a lack of a better word introduced by these strange circustances, insulting, is on your side. Suffice to say, friendly fire.
>>678231836
confirmed superfag
>>678212139
/thread
FYI Anonymous has no sign up .
- Ex Anon
>>678231925
Yes true
But it depends on how you see it really
To you it's friendly fire
To me
It's taking the enemy down
I only left the family . I'll also be anon in my heart . After all anonymous is an idea . -Ex Anon
>>678232130
>>678232522
Why did you give up the life
The fight for freedom
- anon now
>>678232522
dubs of truth and hard feels
Kittyscript motherfuckers
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come raid until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am anonymous
>>678232842
Juggalo fakes
I'll always be a freedom fighter . But their was too much infighting :(
>>678233041
That was beautiful
>>678231836
>Taking the time to tag every post.
This is b8 and I get it
But the faggot here is obvious.
That is beautiful bro or sis .
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There is too much d0xing going on . Too many skids
-ExAnon
>>678211944
everyone here carries the moniker of anon...
this kinda nullifies their comments and makes this thread null and void. TOP KEK
>>678233726
now its more weeping about the fact an idea that felt like it had meaning at somepoint got raped and drug through the dirt so hard its not a unrecognizable conglomerate of shit
This place is nothing but a human landfill meant to pass time with BullShit. Not what i was expecting, nothing but jerry springer bs, tits and cunt, just human waste. We r all better than this.
Exactly bro/sis -X Anonymiss
>>678223538
>saving that shit
>>678225940
Fuckin henry
>>678232842
Thats KIDDIESCRIPT MOTHERFUCKERS
>>678234332
Heh, no we're not.
>>678234605
Nope.
No one will ever guess.
>>678225412
Well I am
But I don't hack
I'm a anarchist
>>678225412
Heisenberg
>>678235920
Look this place looks like a vice documentary on juggalos, you really have to proveit
>>678211944
Is it it true you have to be a dick sucking faggot edgelord to join? Is it also true that anonymous is just a bunch of neckbeards that are something in their minds only??
