YLYL?
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YLYL?
>>678210739
wtf is this?
>>678211066
>welcome to russland
>>678211013
I wonder what the consequences would be for not going along with this. Like, I'm sure going around and posing in these photos at hospitals in included in the contract but what if one of these women were like "yeah no I'm not going, not doing it".
>>678211491
at least it looked cool, if I'm not turned on it looks like a baby carrot.
>>678210739
>man enters
>angry pointing
>shit starts happening off cam
>kid curious
>shit solved
>FLING
>>678211491
HOLY SHIT is this for real!?
>>678211804
dammit, always gets me.
>>678211388
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>678212127
lost
>>678211690
Lost
>>678210675
Fucking lost already.
>>678212571
I'm trying to see if there's anyone in the crowd that gets visibly vaporized, but I can't find anyone.
>>678211804
Lost
>>678212865
Is this a CopyPasta?
>>678211804
Ded
>>678212890
What the fuck is that?
>>678213501
A vagina you fuccking retard
>>678213404
Yes
>>678212571
Level 100 bard
>>678212890
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HOLY SHIT
>>678213404
yea
>>678213936
ur girl's pussy when I was done with her
>>678214279
what's wrong with your dick that gave her that?
>>678214279
I can't tell if you roasted me or you roasted yourself man
>>678212725
>newfag incoming
>>678210305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfTG4kJ26LE
>>678211359
outplayed
>>678212342
haha long boy
>>678212342
Why the fuck did I lose to this
>>678214742
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>678214777
kek'd and checked
>>678210705
plsno
>>678214777
nice trips
>>678210305
We are incongruous
We are province
Forgetti my spaghetti
Fetus Deletus
>>678211359
fucking lost
>>678211768
Why do indians sound so retarded and cringe every time they try to appear cool?
http://i.imgur.com/Qpybq7Y.gif
>>678216519
You have to save the file name. When you post a pic here it should start with C:\
>>678210996
this fucking dog. every goddamn time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80JCFK8Lz1o
>>678211359
dont know why i lost to this so hard
>>678217413
underetard
>>678217005
too real
>>678217785
>literally 4 posts ago
>underrated
>>>/out/
El Bumpo
>>678218750
Matt murdoch
>>678212890
EXPLAIN IT FAGGOT
>>678211491
Top kek he did just take us to sackville
>>678214279
What sort of horrible infection do you have?
And how many?
oc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA_93DWrVD0&feature=youtu.be
>>678211884
LOL
>>678220836
I thoroughly, unironically enjoyed that post.
Well memed, my friend.
>>678212411
Fuck you. I laughed at your failure
>>678217005
More times than I can fucking count.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jod7FWTOw7E
>>678221663
Brendan is stupid, sure. But Rob is a fucking Autist Supreme. What a self-righteous asshole...
some oc
>>678212890
>OMFG
This is all for today 4chan.
Good fucking night...
>>678215394
IM ETHAN BRADBERRY
>>678223222
Did anybody else think it was funny how the sniper is left handed?
I too am a lefty but when I use a bolt gun I use my right hand to work the action and I can actually get successive shots off faster if I have something to rest it on.
I mean, it's a great movie, but this guy does not operate a rifle like he cares.
>>678221663
Holy fuck that Robert faggot is cringe personified.
>>678211013
Every fucking time. This movie is going to be shit
>>678211884
Was in that thread.
Everyone wondered how he ran through his wall.
>>678223414
lmfao
>>678223222
>Thanks Lori
Nice trips
>>678224127
I'm left handed and when I was in basic training they had a plastic stopper that had to be inserted into the bold of my rifle so the empty sells didn't hit me in the face while I was shooting. It was kind of a pain in the ass because going and getting it was a extra step that no one else had to do.
I was looking into getting a custom made glock and the glockstore has tons of options but a left handed gun that fires the shells out of the other side isn't one of them. Fun fact: during grenade training, left handed people have to hold the grenade upside down with the fuse facing down. Why? Who fuck knows. The AT4 rocket launcher is good for left handed people and was fun to use.
>>678224665
I think he meant throughout the "hall"
>>678224486
>Robert faggot
about once a month I wonder what ever happened to robert faggot
>>678213297
his facebook post got 9 likes thats more than you'll ever get
>>678217005
my life
