Does it bother americucks to know that their British masters burned down their stupid fucking white house?
stay mad fatties
Well said noticed no one brings that up tho only they won.
...I think someone forgot to tell OP that they rebuilt it...
>>678189805
>Implying that makes a difference
Kek stupid americucks
>>678190261
Yeah... I don't really understand the point that you're trying to make. So... Fuck Britain, I guess.
americunts too busy shooting up schools to learn history
>>678189265
Yes, I lose sleep about it every night
heu mohammed, are you herw again? How is Londonistan?
>>678189265
>this triggers the brit-cuck
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_New_Orleans
>>678189265
and does it make you mad that without your colony that overthrew your asses you'd all be speaking german?
>>678189265
>implying anyone gives a shit about something that happened centuries ago
>>678191343
>American attempt at the English language
Top kek
the brits got driven out of DC by a storm. also the US burned Toronto
>>678189265
>Burned down Capitol
>wasn't capable of winning
Top fucking kek Britiain
OP we know you're mad that Achmed is burning down your girls pussy right now
>>678189265
thanks for giving us a permanent belief in god and his love of the US
>Britbongs invade Washington
>start burning everything
>out of no where a fucking hurricane
>Britbongs fuck off
>Britbongs never again occupy a US city
>Britbongs never again pick a fight with the US
>>678189265
No. Come do it again, and ensure it's packed full of the current Administration.
BTW Britain backed the wrong side in two World Wars and is being bought out by sand niggers. Enjoy your past, because your future is Arab masters and Chav peasants.
>the new caliphate on bongistan still triggered centuries later
kekekekekkekekek
>>678191343
Actually if the cunt-eyes hadn't bombed the shit out of a naval base on some land you had stolen from pre-statehood Hawaii, you wouldn't have bothered to get off your obese asses and do anything about the Germans. Don't make yourselves out as heroes because your great-grandparents' generation had to do something other than ensure separate drinking fountains for the niggers
>>678191257
>this too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CnPv_1SVh0
>>678189265
Does it bother Britcucks to know you're empire lost to a handful of uneducated peasants with pitchforks, and would have been destroyed by Nazis had it not been for the charity of those same peasants years later?
>>678191549
The American standard is the most common standard taught to non-English speakers worldwide. There is a reason for that. Has to do with being relevant.
americans too busy being ignorant of other countries and hating immigrans when they infact are immigrants from europe. LOL
>>678192276
You fat fucks did nothing in ww2.
>>678192008
Enjoy your school massacres you fat faggot
looks like its good enough for the amerifats tho
>>678192676
Enjoy your explosions :^)
hitler
>>678192584
keep telling yourself that
>>678192584
Keep telling yourself that, Paki.
>>678189265
Pic is wrong. The House wasn't originally white. It was painted white to hide the burn marks.
>>678192676
Enjoy your bus, airport, subway, and concert massacres you filthy nigger
Maybe if the Americunts had actually helped at all in WW1 then there wouldn't have been a need to help in WW2. Also we'd have doubtlessly have a whole host of rose-tinted Hollywood movies set in trenches circa. 1917
>>678192676
>being this afraid of guns
How does it feel to know most Americans consider the British and other Europeans to be massive pussies?
>>678192940
You were saying? Zozzled
>>678192957
Why would I need to tell myself the truth? Time for your metformin you diabetes ridden fat cunt.
>>678193132
Americans wanted no part in European wars, nobody saw any real point in getting involved
>>678193142
>caring what retarded fat americucks think
>>678193274
Implying 9/11 wasn't an inside job
>>678189265
i find it funny when brits call americans fat, even though the uk has only a 4% lower obesity rate.
>>678193142
We feel nothing. Having a gun under your pillow doesn't make you brave, but it certainly makes you (not musicians or Muslims) culpable when your kid finds it and causes damage to themselves or to classmates.
>>678189265
Does it bother Britfags and their god Allah that us Murkans burned down your stupid fucking Big Ben?
stay mad sand-chavs.
>>678189265
Does it bother Britfags to know that their German masters destroyed their stupid fucking capital city?
stay mad cucks
>>678193423
Exactly my point
>>678193454
So your own government doing it is that much better? Haha even your own government want to kill you stupid fat fucks. TOP KEK
>>678193132
the postwar treaties and treatment of Germany is what caused the second war
>>678189265
Not really man. We won two wars against you. Keep trying to troll us iver shit that happened 200 years ago though, you're bound to piss some thin skinned faggots off.
>>678192222
Checked
>>678192584
Except for bail your faggy asses out. You're fucking welcome, btw.
>>678190261
>>678190777
Oh the rebuilding part goes with several speeches of a paragraph or two that different sides said in the context of that time.
The British came and massacred the little Danish fleet in harbor at anchor and the Prince of Denmark was so bad heartbroken.
He said Denmark would not rebuild, could never replace or heal the precious and innocent Danish lives lost and blood shed and that Denmark would withdraw from international affairs in general. That was one such speech, and then the Germans grabbed Hamburg from Denmark also.
Then, there was a fire in London where much of the city burned down and some Brit observed that Great Britain could afford to rebuild London, not once but twice over.
When it was remarked to the British that simply rebuilding London was a vengeanceless reaction (and that comment came from the USA) they were angered and burned down Washington DC and the army of northern Virginia (that meaning the suburbs of DC) was shown unable to stop the British.
Then, it was the US's turn to give one of those after-burned speeches that the Danes and Brits had done. So we reflected that we could afford to rebuild DC not once or twice, but five times and so we did too and also were revengeless about that rebuilding part except that we also started building a fleet then.
Britbong here
No one gives a fuck about this bollocks lads. Let's not argue about who burned what. What do you say? Let's remember who the real enemy is...
>>678193274
>9/11 happens
>massive hate for Muslims
>several bombings in Europe
>omg don't hate Muslims guise its not progressive
Why do Americans think they won this war?
>>678193071
dammmmmmm
>>678189265
Does it bother Britcucks that Muslims aren't plaguing our nation?
>>678193704
That's what happens when jews get money and power. Never sais the government did it it was the jews
>>678193983
No you have beaners and niggers.
>>678193530
No one said owning one makes you necessarily brave, but being afraid of them certainly makes you a coward. The point of who's responsible, however, is really a separate argument (and no, no one here blames musicians or muslims).
>>678193730
*general European treaties and treatment
>>678193071
>not knowing that you can't burn marble
TFW President Trump is going to cut you lazy bastards off next year. Enjoy the poorhouse, you crumpet eating fanny pushers.
>>678193699
Nazi Check'd
>>678192676
There's about 100k public schools in the US. You'll have to excuse me for not shitting my pants like you want me to over the fact that 1 or 2 get shot up a year.
>>678189265
Does it bother Britards that the countries they colonized are now colonizing them?
Daily reminder that Eurocucks cherry pick to forget that their own continent is shit
>>678193825
Oh indeed the context of the times has completely moved along since then.
We couldn't launch an American warship at all before that, not even in Chesapeake bay the British dominance at sea was so complete.
>>678192467
>Invading other countries
>relevant
>>678194578
Fucking speedo wearing Euro cucks!
>>678194676
Russia heard of it?
>>678194676
>Eurocuck lecturing about imperialism
A bunch of toothless, jabber jawed pikeys can't bring me down.
>>678189265
Does it bother Britcigarettes that the Queen is going to die soon?
>>678193699
>using the word cuck out of context like a true american cunt who can't insult properly
triggered that your country is going to hell when trump wins?HAHAHAHAHA
Pic related, typical american basement dweller
could you please burn it down again. next family there will never get rid of the roaches and smell of chicken grease otherwise
>>678189265
Not this copypasta again.....
>>678193500
What we call obese is different to your obese.
Like how america uses imperial pints and we use metric pints while the continent uses shit called litres for serving beer
>>678189265
does it bother you that a bunch of slaves and pirates repelled the WORLD FAMOUS british navy and beat the living shit out them?
>>678189265
does it bother brit-tards and their 300 rotten teeth that America owns you?
>>678194977
Nope
>>678194896
We couldn't hold outs down while you could.
Also I am not european you americunt.
>>678193892
BAHAHAGA
>>678194979
>implying European isn't another word for cuck
>>678189265
and britfags lost an entire continent. Get good brah.
>>678193786
That was interesting, thanks
>>678195204
>RAF
>American bases
U wot
>>678192676
enjoy your rapes UK fags
how about a beheading?
>>678191485
Well niggers still complain about slavery sooo
>>678194328
it was a prank bro, just a prank
>>678189265
I doubt people even know this shit happened.
>>678195631
>implying anyone cares about the opinions of the help
>>678194977
Not really, bitch has been on the throne long enough
>>678195442
>implying
>implying
>implying
>implying
>implying
>implying
>>678195622
How about those twin towers? Chubs
>>678194508
at least we don't have half nigger presidents
>>678192584
>Did nothing.
Do you want me to list every American WWII victory?
>>678195924
No, but at least WE don't have white one's taking it in the ass by niggers.
>>678193401
Jeez are you gonna cry Mr. Tryhard
>>678196116
Since when did the UK have a president? Faggot.
>>678195924
President in the U.S doesn't really mean much.
>>678195890
>>>>678195442 upsets the Eurocuck
That moment when you're being a more ignorant then the people you're calling ignorant.
>>678192276
at least Britain had an empire
>>678195924
Since the US owned your ass, faggot
>>678193401
So angry
>>678194977
How dare you talking about Her Majesty
>>678195622
americans need guns to do shit
cowards spotted
>pic related this entire thread
>>678196332
Since the US owned your ass, faggot
>>678192467
standard or not, its still called English you moron, not American
>>678195506
sorry forgot you were brit and cant use your head
http://militarybases.com/united-kingdom/
sorry m8! now what do you use for a tooth brush?
pic related
>>678196383
nice excuse nigger lover
>>678195904
We got them back, and now that they realize they can't fuck with us, they decided to flock to Euroshit for all the women and children.
>>678196505
That makes as much sense as heinz tomato soup.....
>>678193142
how does it feel to know the entire world thinks America is full of obese faggots?
>>678196392
I haven't seen another word other than cuck for an insult by you americans yet
>>678196474
hey i bet right as that UK's vets head was getting chopped i know of at least one fag brit that wished he had a gun
>>678191257
>Around 500 British troops who pretended to be dead rose up and surrendered to the Americans after the battle
top fucking kek
>>678196704
Ok, I guess we'll ignore the Marshall Plan, dumbass.
>>678193892
> death toll on 911:3k+
> death toll in europe over the last 10yrs a few hundrets
nobody gives a fuck about that shit here except the retarded and opportunistic.
>>678196474
>need
Just like how you need Mohammad fucking your ass every night?
>>678196682
You got them back? What about all the other countries armed forces you asked for help because you couldn't do it yourselves?
>>678196731
Because being thought of as fat is worse than being a pussy. Only in emasculated europe.
>>678196731
about as good as knowing the whole world shits itself thinking about a brit smiling
>>678195622
The World Trade Center sends its regards fag.
>>678196116
think again tho
>>678196884
Is that Eurocucks are on their knees for Muslims?
>>678196766
>insult
I'm just calling you what you are
See >>678195442
>>678197172
to bad we did not have a bunch of snaggle tooth chavs to bite the shit out of em
that would scare the allah out of the entire middle east.
>>678196965
Sorry, Europoor. We went to the Middle East and fucked those assholes metaphorically.
The Middle East came to Europe and started fucking you guys literally.
>>678189265
Does it bother you to know Canada still takes credit?
>>678193898
Because you faggots fucked off
>>678194508
uk muslim population 1971 2.1%, and in 2015 2.6%
.5% in 44 years, now that's a fucking invasion!
>>678196906
not really. there are about 20 sandniggers in my town and they are peaceful kebabers. nobody gives a shit about them.
Does it bother the British that we eventually kicked their snaggletooth autism infested soldiers out of their country and took it for ourselves?
Stay mad faggots
>>678197595
yeah, you sure showed the middle east
>>678197817
Taking it in the ass and sucking politically correct cock compounds that number, shit fucker.
>>678197572
>still only using the word cuck
I can only imagine the baby fights that happen at your school, pathetic insults and hair pulling, then OH WAIT, I NEED MY GUNS TO DO ANYTHING, BOOM, who needs hands when any coward got a gun
>>678196585
Actually It would probably do a decent job as a toothbrush.
Also you lot are only here because it would cost more to move them out.
Same reason we are still in germany.
Wasn't there a tornado that rektd the British literally days later?
>>678197918
And your family trees still haven't branched since then.
>>678197918
the rest of the world only needs one door size
>>678196998
Have you ever watched and british comedy.
That's all our humour more or less.
Taking the piss out of ourselves.
>>678197997
we should have had you guys do it
>>678189265
that painting is missing the carbon burns. why is the house still white?
>>678198041
safe spaces, lbgt communities, tumblr, 3rd wave feminism, hillary clinton, black lives matter, feelthebern... all american pride
>>678198049
>coward
Is that what your government wants you to say? It's okay cuck, I understand
And you're so right. I died 10 times at school yesterday.
The same number of Muslim cocks you sucked
All these muslim sympathizers going apeshit on us Americans, listing off everything bad about us like we provoked you faggots with a thread. Yet you let bloodthirsty monsters plague your countries and you defend everything they do. You guys are so pathetic sucking on muslim asshole, yet you have the audacity to call us stupid. lol
> I bet all you eurocucks want sharia law
Also for your information no one gives a shit about 9/11 anymore, especially people who visit /b/so nice try being edgy.
>>678198189
Amerifuck talking about tornadoes hahah
>>678189265
that's just a painting
>>678198698
A recent study showed American dental care is behind the britfags.
>>678198849
>all American pride
All also based off nanny state political correct Europe :^)
>>678198148
we are there because your whole cuntry turned into a giant nasty gator toothed filled vagina
thats why
>>678196860
imagine the scene my fucking sides
>>678197572
some. the germans, french and nordic states always have been cucks and always will be.
we dont have too many sandniggers and no niggers whefe i live. our niggers are the turks and yugs. guess those are the best niggers you are could catch as a developed country. the are loud mouthed but in the end they are easy to control
>>678199101
none of that shit has hit eu yet, by the time it does you'll already be sucking shit from a bigger's anus through a PC straw
>>678199028
That means that God was against you. Your army got spanked by a tornado sent by God to smite the heathens.
>>678197817
how many niggers and shitskins did you gain in that time tho?
>>678199069
a recent study?
like you fucking tards are smart enough to brush your teeth but you can complete and read a study?
ya sure you muslim cuck
>>678199232
Jebem ti mater u pičko
>>678199355
>implying i'm british
>>678199586
You're still a heathen. Thus they were YOUR people.
>>678189265
nope, past is the past. how are those teeth and sharia zones? grab some curry for dinner mate?
alright i'm out. shit(curry)posting completed.
>>678199065
brits have a hard time learning new tech.
food is shit too
>>678199586
pic or didn't happen
>>678199305
>None of that shit has hit Europe
>Bernie Sanders
>free health and collage
Eurocucks circle jerk to these
>LGBT
>TUMBLR
>3rdwave feminism
>>not hit EU
That's called Denial
>>678199449
kek. would be a shame if yours would be deported bc there is some issue with her visa
>>678199112
Fair enough. Its at your own expense though.
Also why not vaginal_dentata.jpg or just for the purpose of laughing at one of our own jokes
Most Americans don't even realize that this happened, so no
>>678197817
i smell bullshit
Everyone in this thread is pathetic.
Seriously............
It's fair enough you burnt our White House down. We then were the better country and bailed your asses out in WW1 and WW2. God bless America
>>678200129
Me too, so I checked. It's rounded down but basically correct. ons.gov.uk
>>678200427
word
>>678189265
That's the trick. They're always mad.
America = Hulk.
The U.K. is oddly enough as obese as us. Even then we got more gold medals than them murica 4 lyf
>>678196545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HngRt7guls
>>678189265
But then the Americans got off work, and beat the shit out of your professionally trained army in their spare time. So thats pretty funny. Didnt they throw your tea in the ocean and steal monies too?
American won from what it looks like. Pasty brits cant do anything lol.
>>678189265
We don't mind at all. You can come and burn it right now if you want. Now, or after the election, or both now and after.
>>678200973
Except in football, americunt.
>>678196420
>implying the USA isnt an empire stronger than any country on earth
>implying the USA cant do whatever it wants and you cucks will stop it
>implying "emporer trump" is just a joke
>>678201630
you mean soccer?? not a real sport
>>678193500
That's not blur static, you faggot! That's desu!
>>678189265
That was like twelve thousand years ago OP.
Enjoy getting cucked by mudslimes
>>678198856
>still using the word cuck
>>678201531
you would have to go into the sharia law zone to find a brit with the balls to do it
>>678202253
another brit cuck mad
>>678202253
Cuck
Cuck
Cuck
Cuck
Cuck
>>678195890
cuck
Cuck
Cuck
Cuck
>>678202405
that english
triggered that your insults are so bad and you hide behind guns
>>678202725
another brit to stupid to understand if you have guns you dont need to hide
>>678192584
Exactly! The west front was nothing compared to the east front. Screw Yankees! And just too add insult it may have been the British that burned the Whitehouse, but Canada was still part of the British empire. USA vs Canada and Canada won.
>>678195924
nah your country is literally just half niggers
>>678189265
Obviously you're mad that you're a bunch of has been fucks who fucked up all kinds of shit during your downfall that you have cling to that one time you really stuck it to the Americans.
Go drink some HP sauce cuck
>>678189265
ask again after the mudslimes have burnt down parliament.
>>678203080
>Canada was part of the British empire
>part of
>>Canada didnt exist and still was the Britsh empire
There you go moose nigger
Does it bother Britbongs to know that you are now just American lackeys? Stay mad, bitches.
>>678189265
I love being British!
>>678199069
>>678199425
a recent study shows united kindom is fatter then america
ESPECIALLY when you take the niggers out of the picture
>>678192584
You probably are one of those stupid fucks who think Americans only fought on the western front. Too bad we were going at it with the Japs at the exact same time while the Brits were getting their asses handed to them in SE Asia.
>>678203080
The Brits fought so valiantly on the eastern front huh?
Oh wait you guys lucked the fuck out at the miracle of Dunkirk where the Nazis should have raped your bitch asses
>>678202988
Guns are for fucking pussy!
>>678203649
brits did nothing but lose until El alamein in the summer of 42
just say thanks America
>>678204086
thats what all the dead retards say
>>678193321
>>678204086
No anon
You're the pussy for not demanding your government to recognize the right to own guns
>>678192276
>Does it bother Britcucks to know you're empire lost to a handful of uneducated peasants with pitchforks,
That's no way to describe the French.
After all, it was Napoleon's forces who ensured the colonies could win, by supplying troops, equipment etc, to distract from the war in Europe.
What? you didnt realise you were all used as pawns by another superpower of the age? Aww.
> and would have been destroyed by Nazis had it not been for the charity of those same peasants years later?
Damn. I didnt know americans all lived for 200-odd years.
>>678189265
gr8 b8.
Technically, you guys burned down the white house, but the the brits forgot that they need to occupy the capital to win a war instead of just burn and leave.
Also, Battle of New Orleans AKA Bunker Hill 2: Electric Boogaloo. Americans outbumbered 2 to 1 and still inflicted huge casualties on the brits and lost incredibly few men. this was Andrew Jackson, some militia, some regimented soldiers, and a group of fucking pirates against the "supreme" Royal British Troops. Some army you guys had.
>>678192676
Jokes on you, im not in school.
>be me
>grow up in Britain
>get job with a load of American expats in London
>they constantly talk about how shit the UK is
>2008
>pound tanks
>they all leave and I decide to go with them
>now living in the US
>they were right
>it makes Britain look like a 3rd world country
Anyone who decides to stay on that shit island deserves what they get
>>678192477
Europe, you say? Hmmm. I missed that requirement somewhere. Does being the b8er n this thread also automatically allow us to imply that you, sir, are a first class faggot?
Go have some tea.
>>678201272
um... Tehnically we just didn't lose. There wasn't a conquest or any monetary gain. We ended the war via Treaty and Battle of New Orleans. We basically established that we were strong enough to be taken seriously as a State. Great morale boost for us, but the war basically ended with us and england on slightly better terms than worse, so we didnt win shit, we just proved we would'nt easily lose versus another superpower.
