Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Tats claimed.
Welcome to tha Salty Spitoon, /waifu, how tough are ya?
So I ask again.
Why did you fall for your waifu?
Tenryuu claimed
>>678158434
I cut a superior ship in half while losing my gear and being wounded. And for breakfast i ate a whole bowl of nails.....
...without milk
First thing first, claiming Homura for Homuranon.
claimed my cutie waifu
>on the right
I'm back, was playing some good sets online in SFV.
>Fucked up a callus on my middle finger and now pain is a thing
mine
>>678158532
She looked like a suitable candidate considering she would cook for me, and take care of me in general.
She is also very kind and responsible.
not-a-fetish-object claimed
>>678158682
>without milk
Sanya Claimed
>>678158835
I remember achy thumbs, but only time I was actually hurt was playing Tony Hawks on a PC keyboard.
>dem manuals
Tatsuta claimed.
>>678153759
>>678158682
>badass Tenryuu is also cute
I had a beer after I came back from my walk. Feeling a bit better. Most likely going to make some tea while I lurk.
>totally using your pillows
Glad to hear that your day has been going well. Paid free time is best free time.
>>678158835
I just want to let you know that your playlist is great. It was a pleasure listening to it while walking.
>>678158532
Interesting character that incorporates several of my favorite elements. Also is a cat.
>>678158255
Boring.
>>678158279
Not creative.
>>678158387
Autistic.
>>678158434
Spongebob is not a waifu.
>>678158456
Boring.
>>678158532
Uninteresting.
>>678158555
Stop digging for attention.
>>678158682
Not interesting.
>>678158697
Stop trying to impress.
>>678158751
Boring.
>>678158832
Impossible personality.
>>678158836
Stop digging for attention.
>>678158879
Immature.
>>678158894
Not interesting.
>>678158899
Sketch.
>>678158917
Boring.
>>678158982
holy shit those paws are sexy as fuck
you guys are fucking dumb
>>678158682
R-Right this way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os9DYRZyk-w&nohtml5=False
I liek this bootylicious bitch
>>678159225
Shiki confirmed perfect
>>678159225
Stop being a whiny little bitch
>>678158532
Quite a few reasons.
>She's the one and only for laifu
>Juri helped me win fight money matches years ago, which was huge for me because until the last 2 years I was a poorfag.
>Won local tourneys in my area with her
>Her personality
>Her physical/mental fitness and strength
>L E G S
>Her sadistic and dominant nature mixed with slightly insane is basically perfect to me.
>Use her as a base for any 3D comparison
>They always fail
>>678159061
My thumb has a huge callus on it from all the many years of mashing inputs, but my right middle finger got fucked up somehow and flesh came off.
Claim'd
Top Tier Ice Waifu is mine.
Hey, I actually missed you guys.
>>678158532
Eine Liste und Geschichte deren Auflistung hier zu lange und uninteressant ist, aber es hat was mit ihrer Art zu tun.
>>678159103
>Most likely going to make some tea
Which tea?
>totally using your pillows
I knew it....but it's still a bit embarrassing...
>>678159292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjivRcqz82Q
>>678159288
Wonderful. And this girl with the halo above her head is going to follow me
>>678159629
Incidently it also hurt my middlefinger. Got a friction blister.
You do manuals by pushing up arrow and down arrow in succession.
A... common occurance in Tony Hawks.
https://youtu.be/O0OI9WmsIgg
*snore*
Why do I find this so underwhelming compared to EitS earlier work?
>>678159103
Whoops, didn't even see your response.. again. I'm glad you enjoyed it, feeling a bit better? I'll see about adding more music I like to it, and sharing the updated version with you.
Claiming taiga
Quick Vinyl claim
I'm still sick af
>>678160049
Yeah I think it was a friction blister too.
>Up and down arrows
Yeah that's pretty similar, I end up doing alot more quarter circle back/forward motions and 360 degree rotations.
https://a.pomf.cat/lcvpta.webm
>>678160489
What anime is that from?
>>678159993
Lime-flavoured green tea. Sort of craving it right now.
>it's still a bit embarrassing...
I'm sure you can handle it. It's not the first time, nor is it the last time.
>Wonderful. And this girl with the halo above her head is going to follow me
I'd follow Tenryuu to the bottom of the ocean if she wanted me to.
emperor claimed
Should I buy this /b/ros? (It's a pillow case) Feel like it's a bad idea cause I still live at home. Thoughts?
>>678160178
I am indeed feeling better. Walking in the rain was nice.
>I'll see about adding more music
No need to hurry. I was expecting around seven songs but got 26. You went above and beyond. Can't wait to see what you'll add to it.
>>678160727
Don't
Way to lewd
Take a less lewd one and you are good
>>678160573
Ushio and Tora
>>678160727
>It's a pillow case.
Just who the hell do you think I am?
>>678160727
>>678160869
listen to 69
>>678158532
>first vn was grisaia
>picked sachi's route first
>super qt
> always wears a maid costume
>>678159225
Fucking nigger
>>678160575
>Lime-flavoured green tea
I should get new tea too....
Balck tea is the only tea that i can drink because it tastes like something for me. Fruit teas are disgusting.
>I'm sure you can handle it
S-sure
>engine speeds up a bit
>It's not the first time, nor is it the last time
As expected
>I'd follow Tenryuu to the bottom of the ocean if she wanted me to.
Depends on the situation.
Lain
I want a real like /r9k/ fembot so badly. I hear they don't exist unless obese or bipolar. Both are unacceptable.
>>678160835
Heh, ideas kept coming one after the other and before I knew it, it was a mini-playlist, that's cool you liked it. Hopefully you dried yourself off quickly after setting foot back inside, as getting sick is not on anyone's list.
Blister is forcing me to put SFV down for now. What are you up to?
my waifu mariandel
>>678160573
the anime is Toradora
>>678160727
Don't buy useless things and get some real 3d woman.
>>678161326
>costume
>not outfit
She IS a willing self-proclaimed maid. Jesus... But great waifu nonetheless.
>>678161297
Most anons on /b/ are probably too retarded to tell
>>678161610
Well there is Necrofag, she said she's over most of her issues.
I'm just stucking at the same two beats this day....i just can't stop listening at them...
>>678161297
>>678159915
How dare you steal my waifu
What about this one anons?
>>678162034
Pleb's waifu
>>678162271
I may not show up here much anymore, but I'll be goddamned if she isn't mine.
>>678161039
Thank you anon
>>678161572
Black tea is probably my favourite. After all, my vanilla tea is black tea.
>Fruit teas are disgusting.
They are generally garbage.
>Depends on the situation.
Going out in glorious combat is probably the correct way.
>>678161657
> ideas kept coming one after the other
Love it when that happens. Just a surge of inspiration like that can do wonders.
>getting sick is not on anyone's list.
Grabbed a towel and cleaned myself up. While I enjoy walking in the rain, I don't really enjoy getting my headphones wet.
>Blister is forcing me to put SFV down for now.
That sucks. I hope you'll be able to practice more later this evening, alternatively tomorrow. I'm currently drinking tea and thinking about maybe watching some anime.
My little sister wants to get started into anime and watch one with me.
What anime do you recommend me to watch with her that would be enjoyable for both? She is 14.
>>678162298
Even lewder so even more no
>not both stockings fully pulled up feels bad man
>>678162413
Mine and mine alone, i'll not share her with the likes of you
>>678162298
Just do it, but I'd recommend 2wt.
youtu.be/hAEQvlaZgKY
>>678162524
What sort of thing do you think she likes?
Are you enough of a man to watch something cute with her?
>>678162524
Boku no pico
Its really great to start with
>>678162742
>great to get started and drop it at the same day
Claimed
>>678162714
Kono Naka ni Hitori, Imouto ga Iru!
Im back,
>and too full to post anything more.
What have i missed?
C.C. Claimed
>>678162936
Nothing special i want to hear your answer to this >>678158532
>>678162714
I was hoping for something cute with some comedy so its not entirely boring for me.
>>678160575
>I'd follow Tenryuu to the bottom of the ocean if she wanted me to
Tenten's to fucking salty to sink
>>678163054
Sabagebu
>>678162596
If you don't like sharing, you oughta get your ass in sooner.
>>678162118
>Necrofag
Who's that? Google says it's people that fuck same sex dead bodies. Based Google.
>>678163079
Forgot image and misspelled "too"
Good job, me
>>678163250
Lurk more
Best German Cv Claimed
>ERP freedom in this thread
Guten Morgen everyone !
>>678162371
Who? Yours?
>>678162524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX4mJn36fs4
>This fucking shit
>>678163047
Cause she seems to have the tightest pussy of all time and she's near my age.
>>678163390
Your mom lurks more.
But besides your whore mother, anyone know who necrofag is?
>>678158532
>>678163047
Tl:dr version, because im extra lazy today.
it just fit me and my personality
>>678163308
>Good job, me
You fucked up.
But yeah, i'd probably float.
>>678163395
>ERP freedom in this thread
Go back to the bottom of the sea where you came from.
>>678163577
Lurk more
How could you not want to kiss (fuck) this face?
Shiro claimed.
>>678163515
>Even the comebacks are basic.
Just... just leave.
>>678162524
Kiss X Sis.
My little sister can't be this cute.
>>678162461
It's funny, I'll never get that searching for music on my own, usually I find a track here or there and add it.
>Wet headphones
Mm, living in Florida this happens just about every time you step foot outside.
>Practice
Heh, I end up physically getting hurt over my practice regiment.
>This surprises the Juri anon
In any case, I appreciate the sentiment. I just wish my fingers weren't so weak.
>Tea and anime
That sounds pretty good. What are you thinking on watching?
Shiro claimed.
>>678163756
This man knows his stuff
vlad claim
>>678163395
Silent polish mofaducker
>>678163633
So you like to play with your balls?
>>678163712
she is probably not even the same height as my belt
>>678163731
Hallo Shiro. Wie geht es so am letzten richtigen Wochentag?
Claiming before that nigger
>>678163920
That's the best part about her
Yusa claimed
>>678163731
Basic comebacks for basic bitches.
You are getting triggered by my waifu superiority.
>>678162524
Maybe start with a classic like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ-mxCKvQTI
>>678163931
Ahoy!
Recht ordentlich geht's, nur irgendwie hab ichs im Hals. Wie läuft's bei dir?
>>678163675
>Go back to the bottom of the sea where you came from.
Thats why u have a title "saltiest person on the world"
>>678163920
Just lurking
>Silent polish mofaducker
You wanna hear some polish yelling ? Lets go on ts3
>>678163308
Guess I'm fucked, then. Kek.
How are you doing, Atago?
>>678163395
How're you doing, Graf?
>>678163756
Excellent suggestions.
>>678163788
I've never been to Florida. Any merit to visiting that state?
>I end up physically getting hurt over my practice regiment.
Who wouldn't bleed a little for their waifu? Besides, how else will you train your fingers?
>What are you thinking on watching?
I was thinking about Kokoro Connect. Or maybe something from this new season. Not really sure.
Damn I hate to leave right as shit looks like its about to get good but I'm out of bread.
>>678163308
>>678163996
>>678164449
Bye cowtits
>>678164284
>nur irgendwie hab ichs im Hals
Kommt davon wenn man zu viel ungesundes isst...Naja, bei mir läuft es rund wie ein Würfel, also soweit ganz gut. Nur habe ich effizient nichts gemacht und habe den gesamten Tag nur die selben 2 Lieder gehört...ist das normal?
>>678164361
>Thats why u have a title "saltiest person on the world"
I should get a medal
>>678163996
im actually here for once
>>678163731
>>678163807
double shiro double the fun
>>678164053
the best part of a waifu is her legs (for me)
>>678164361
tomorrow we can do that
This feels like home.
>>678164449
Goodbye. Cow tiddies.
>>678162524
Ore no Imōto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai
Look it up
>>678163920
all 3 of them.
>>678158255
I claim kite female ant form idk why I like her so much.
>>678164691
Ich kenne viele Metaller die könnten mir eine bauen und die kann ich dir dann zusenden (mit Goldüberzug für den 1. Platz)
>>678164449
Be back soon!
>>678164691
Das ist normal, Ten. Aber du solltest versuchen sie nicht tot zu hören.
>>678164449
Take care, Moo-chan.
>>678164698
I'm sorry I'll go fix it now
What do people think of this design? Good ad or bad?? Personally I can't decide #WorldHealthDay
i will check into the thread between songs on osu!
>>678165037
what are you talking about
>>678158279
>15 seconds
Told you.
>gotta' go again
>>678164933
>solltest versuchen sie nicht tot zu hören.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=068VDRlyW_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYI6PXBkkBs
Tag 4 und immernoch kein Ende in sicht
>>678164380
>Never been to Florida, any merit..
I'll be honest, if you stay far up north in Florida you'll be okay, but don't even think about coming to South Florida if you aren't a nig nog, spic, or a jew. Racism and crime are huge down here towards white people, since the state itself is basically North Cuba.
>I watched the South Florida transformation
I'm not sure myself how I haven't been blown away yet, people killing each other is frequent down here. Maybe it's because I refuse to leave the premises without my peacekeeper.
>Who wouldn't bleed a little.."
Oh, I'd bleed alot for Juri. Enough to basically kill me and I'd be fine with that.
>Literally nothing I wouldn't do
>Thinking of watching..
Hmm, I haven't kept up with seasonal anime in a long time, you seem to know more so maybe you could recommend me something?
>>678165039
I'm having a hard time figuring out what the cigs have to do with this. That, and the combination of what you're supposed to be saving on after saying "Quit Recently?"
Is my autism showing?
One True
Spidey claimed
>>678164380
Fine i think
>reading about ss totenkopf
Books are amazing, Iv got almost nothing to do in my job.
>Lets count it as great day
How about you ? How you feeling ?
>>678164691
>I should get a medal
For yelling ? ofc
>>678164708
Better be prepared
>Scheiße !
>>678164933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmtx9slmodw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjivRcqz82Q
Ich kann aber nicht!
>>678164912
Wundervoll. Diese sollte aber auch als praktischer Salzstreuer dienen, um mein Salz effizient zu portionieren und zu kanalisieren
>>678165039
The message is concise and to the point
Good job, Anon
>>678165139
osu!
>>678165385
Spidey!
>>678165454
>Better be prepared
I'll join too you slavic inbreed
best waifu.
Sup.
>>678158697
>>678159225
>Nice that you recognize my waifu is impressive, but thats not the reason i claim her.
>>678165464
Das geht bestimmt auch wir quatschen da mal morgen drüber wenn Graf flucht
>>678164708
Wir wissen aber alle welche shiroiger ist.
>>678164691
Es ist leider sehr normal... und ehe man sich versieht sind sie dann tot.
>>678165464
Nicht übel, dann weiß ich ja schon mal, was ich morgen den ganzen Tag lang hören werde.
>>678166069
>>678166146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ccoj5lhLmSQ
>>678165271
>if you stay far up north in Florida you'll be okay
Making a mental note. Sounds like Florida is in a state of emergency.
>North Cuba
>South Florida transformation
Yeah, no. I'd rather not. You stay strong, Juri. Wouldn't want anything bad happening to you.
>bleeding for your waifu
>Literally nothing I wouldn't do
I respect this dedication. It warms my heart.
>you seem to know more so maybe you could recommend me something?
From this new season, I'd suggest Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu. Solid first episode (49 minutes). Other than that I don't really know. Do you have any preferences?
>>678165454
Reading is good. Glad to see that you are enjoying your book.
>How about you ? How you feeling ?
Felt a bit down earlier, but now I am good. Drinking tea and deciding which anime I want to watch.
>>678165168
Not really, I was just to make you salty.
Until next time.
>>678166289
Which one did you understand?
>shiro
>>678166320
>Not really
No. I did.
I said that you'd quicker. And you were.
>>678166069
Das wird schon. Ich lege dann mal BF4 oder WoWs ein, je nachdem.
>>678166146
>Nicht übel
Mein Geschmack mag zwar ein wenig eigen sein, aber manchmal trifft er den Zahn. Ich finde den 2. Track besser.
>dann weiß ich ja schon mal, was ich morgen den ganzen Tag lang hören werde.
Na dann.....lass dich doch von einem Wecken.
>>678166549
>be quicker
yeah, time to go.
Quick, give me something to watch
>>678166660
Austin Powers
>>678165464
mehr links bitte
shit's tight yo
>>678166660
Movie, Anime or some random video?
>>678166549
>>678166629
It happens to me as well.
There's a time and a place for everything. Maybe today wasn't your day. i'm sure you'll be faster next time.
>>678165643
>I'll join too you slavic inbreed
Better watch your words or i will take you down
>Like USS Albacore done
>>678166313
> Drinking tea
Again tea ! WTF is wrong with you ppl..
>just kidding
>deciding which anime I want to watch.
Do you have something interesting to recommend?
>>678166777
More links to what? Trees? Units? The Internet?
>mehr links bitte
Do i smell a german-fag here?
>also check'd
>>678166746
maybe
>>678166798
Whatever, but movie would be the best choise
>>678166660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWtyTgPxgCI
>>678166660
Kara no Kyoukai
>>678166957
Just some random things:
Kono Subarashi
Grimgar
Mawaru Penguindrum
>>678166660
Barakamon.
>>678167007
hast du nicht noch mehr in die richtung? oder sogar ne playlist?
checked man 007?
>>678167037
for movie I recommend Cell211
not overhelming but quite decent
Random vid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObiqJzfyACM
>>678167143
whoops forgot pic
yee
I'm I on thread duty or not?
>>678166957
Tea is the perfect drink. Embrace it, Grafie.
>something interesting to recommend?
Random shows: Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou, Mushishi (goes best with some alcohol), Baccano!, and Planetes.
>>678166957
Space battleship yamato 2199
Okay I guess.
>>678167523
>>678167523
>>678167523
>>678162524
Hellsing - either the older anime or Ultimate
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