Ok I'm about to shoot myself in the next 15 minutes, I already ate my last meal and decided I'm gonna do it, I just don't want to live by mistake, where is the best place to shoot myself with a diagram and a good description, I really don't want to fuck this up because living with a brain injury would be terrible
Just do it you huge pussy
Stream it faggot
>>678142936
Double tap mother fucker. And in a mall
Through the mouth up into the brain
In the temple, absolutely fool proof. Stream it for immortality.
>>678143487
This is also fool proof.
Don't be such a pussy
Man up and move on
Set up a stream faggot
Also, gun and face with time stamp to prove you are not a massive faggot
>>678143551
He wants to die you dumb fuck
>>678142936
first of ll don't shoot the back of your throat aim for the roof of your mouth
>>678143551
Temple guy has a point
Do it in a mall or in front of someone you hate/hated
>>678142936
do it on the shitter at least, or lay down plastic. Don't be an obtuse faggot
honestly if you can't kill yourself right you deserve to be a vegetable... so get it right
>>678143799
Kek
Through the mouth or temple you have the chance to miss and become retard.
The idea is you need to sever your brain stem. I heard a cop once say that he's never heard of anyone survive a bullet from behind the ear.
>>678142936
don't do it faggot
>>678143879
don't listen to this faggot
>>678142936
There you go faggot...
>>678143879
Please elaborate on the positioning of the gun when you say behind the ear, like is it pointing to the middle of my head?
>>678142936
Shoot down the hole of your penis. Once that little fellar dies, so do you.
Just
Do
It
>>678143879
This is what that one news lady did
She went to the cops and they told her the same thing so she did it on live television
She died
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVm88MX2Gw4&bpctr=1460047373
skip to 50 seconds for a real life demonstration
Although I do advocate killing yourself right, I suggest you don't and try to make life worth living, any way that works for you
Make it look like a murder!
Also,
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/firearms
>>678143771
>>678143771
>>678143771
Do not aim for the top of your head! That will make you retarded. You want the back of the head.
>Stone mentions that a bullet that that damages the spinal column where it meets the base of the skull (base of the head at the back) tends to be quickly fatal, and this is most likely achieved by aiming slightly down through the mouth, or else simply pointing the gun at the rear base of the head. He speculates that aiming here, with a high energy bullet/shell is the most reliably fatal combination. However, using a shotgun to the temples or through the mouth is likely to be even more effective, using one hand to hold the shotgun in place and the other to pull the trigger.
>Shots to the front of the head may simply damage the cerebral cortex which may not be life threatening, so aiming here is inherently more risky unless aimed as such to hit other parts of the brain.
>Likewise, shots under the chin are not recommended as people tend to flinch when they pull the trigger, changing the bullet's direction and thus reducing the chances of fatal brain damage.
Do it right, faggot.
>>678144227
Source??? I wanna see
pay a homeless man to shoot you 10 times in the head
>>678144057
No, its pointing horizontal to the ground and into the spinal column.
>>678142936
Don't do it
>>678144416
iirc video is hard to find because family of her asked for it not to be released
>>678144416
Zero copy's of the vid have surfaced ever
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_Chubbuck
>>678144416
The clip's pretty much impossible to find now, and any claiming to be real that are on the surface web are fake
>>678144546
>>678144381
>>678144227
>>678143879
Not sure if this is samefag or a bunch of morons. Don't do this OP. Seems like a good chance of just severing your spinal chord and you'll be paralyzed your whole life
Shoot yourself in the hearth, die like a romantic
Did op an hero?
>>678144424
This guys got it.
Or you could go to the black area of your city, dressed in all red, and literally yell "fuck you from nigga" to all the black dudes---while approaching with your hand in your pants / shirt to look as if you're holding a gun. You'll die, for sure. And your family won't think of it as a suicide, but just another murder by gang violence.
>>678144748
Then how do you off yourself since you seem to be the Suicide God
Just use a shotgun you pussy
Don't do it OP. I love you.
OP go rape your love of choice and then kill yourself bro go out like a G non virgin
Op here, if I just put the barrel into my mouth and bite it, tilting it slightly upward with a 9 mm pistol, am I guaranteed death?
>>678144946
I don't know about Suicide God, I'd say just more of common sense about human anatomy... lmao
Honestly if you are asking 4chan how to kill yourself, things must not be looking good
OP prove it
>>678144748
first two are samefag, yes. did you even read the link.
>>678145118
Stream it or op is faggot
>>678145118
Fucking live stream it and hurry i wanna go to bed it's late here
>>678142936
dump some porn first.
>>678145087
this tbh
Live stream or at least a time stamp.
>>678145118
I think we can all agree that you're never guaranteed death by shooting yourself in the head, there's too many variables and shit too account for. But what you can do is lessen your chances of becoming a vegetable by shooting yourself in different areas of the head.
Dont be an idiot, killing yourself is stupid because life is great. I know it sounds like what a cheerleader would say, but it means something deeper, something i cannot define but can describe. Every breath i take, every taste of food, every drop of water feels wonderful once you've been clise to death, every day i get to see the elderly man who sits on the porche of the house next door to catch the sun's rays is a gift. Maybe you fucked up, maybe you see all black around you but noone cares so muchas, and lateryou will find nothing ever matters except for the apreciation you develop for life, its not about having a goal, its about coasting off as long as it suits you. I hope you dont do it op, i hope for once this is just another shitpost. And of course, be a faggot and dont ever deliver.
My girlfriend's mom shot under her chin into the top of her head and she's disabled.
>>678145118
OP LISTEN:
1.) Stand straight up with head also straight up. Don't slouch.
2.) Put barrel in mouth
3.) Rotate barrel 80 degrees upwards
4.) Pull trigger but make sure not to jerk too much (you might miss your target)
5.) Suicide complete
P.S. If you want to be redundant make sure you use a bigger caliber such as 9mm or even a 357 magnum. A shotgun would be optimal
enjoy :)
>>678142936
U want to sever your brainstem.
I belive the best way to do this is though the mouth just make sure u get the angle right!.
Also good luck bro i may be joining u soon life is shit because i am a useless fuck up.
>>678145355
Are you fucking serious nigger
you have the whole internet at your disposal but you really want this suicidal cunt to dump some porn before he kills himself
It would be better if you try to rob a bank.. and then when you know that you are already fucked kill yourself..
>>678145523
Fuck off normalfag
>>678145566
>bigger caliber such as 9mm
shut the fuck up dumbass
>>678145675
Haha, dont make me laugh
>>678145725
Better get a bigger calibre like .177
Shoot yourself multiple times without killing yourself then if I get dubs send it to this bitch on snapchat jrdnncl
>>678145118
In mouth, slightly upward, safest way to avoid a failed attempt. Pull trigger softy, don't jerk it.
>>678145725
>Hurr durr ma 45
shut up neckbeard
I'd use the Kurt Cobain method. 100% fail-proof
>>678145829
Why would anyone do that you retarded shithead
>>678145523
>>678145364
>>678145087
>>678144748
>>678144609
>>678144373
>>678143633
samefag
let him kill himself
Don't do it.
If you've got nothing to lose, then you've got nothing to lose by trying something different. Change your life. Hop a train. Drink a beer. Kiss a girl. You've got options.
>>678146052
Actually I was the 4th and 6th post you quoted
>>678142936
Just shoot urself on the edge of a tall building.
Even if the shot fails the drop kills you
>>678146038
ty bun bae u wild wyd
>>678145605
That's right! You have something against suicidal people dumping porn?
Fgt do it
GET OP SOME PUSEY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>>678146038
>>678146084
Exactlt. Change your life, OP. Hop on front of a train, drink yourself to death, get a terminal disease from a girl. You've got options, it doesn't have to be a gunshot to the head.
>>678146225
Don't do this
You could have a seizure and fall the wrong way
>>678146084
Fuck off nigger he's already decided
tbh tho if I decided i was gonna end it I would go
>Rape a girl
>Steal a car
>Rob a bank
>Kill people I hate
So many options :o
i think op did it
>>678146052
I just wrote >>678145523
There are more anons fighting for op's life
>>678146323
Thenk
>>678142936
OP is dead this thread started 26 minutes ago.. He is my neighbor but we're not really that close because he is a fat fuck and loves to masturbate on cartoons.. I saw him at the window before he killed himself.. He was crying while fapping and saying the name naruto why did you do this to me.. then boom he shot himself spaghetti everywhere!!
>>678146084
Cancer
I'm a new fag and you guys are cold af
>>678146381
Why would he rob a bank if he's not going to be alive to enjoy the muns
>>678146275
What a dumb fucking retard
Dubs get
>>678146376
Jump and then fire
>>678146038
Autistic fuck
DONT DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT OP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hi this is op friend he suicided earlier
Can you please poo and eat it first?
>>678146608
If I jumped I would just enjoy the fall down instead of shooting myself. Your logic sucks. Don't ever try to kill yourself, it will surely turn out bad
>>678146609
nooo my OC why//
Proof or op is faggot
>>678146492
well, nothing left to do now but dump porn.
>>678146510
Don't worry.
It'll come over you with time.
Go to all Gore-Threads to speed up the process
>>678146606
Retard
This is how you get dubs
Actually, make it trips
Look this spider in they eye(s) and tell him that you'll leave without ever going on the promised trip to Italy together. You owe him that much. Don't do it Op.
This is a nice b8 thread
props to OP
Stream it you worthless faggot
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
>>678146888
Nice trips
>>678142936
Livestream
>>678146599
The money that he will get from the robbery will be used to buy a higher caliber gun to kill himself..
op is a troll we are all fighting each other while op has his laughs
>>678146038
ty bun bae u wild wyd
>>678146915
but we know that you're a fag
>>678146836
Traveling sucks. I've already seen everywhere in my mind. The only way I'd think about traveling is if I had nothing better to do... which is precisely my situation right now.
>>678146888
Gr8 b8 I r8 8/8 m8
Have you tried LSD?
>>678147026
Kys
>>678147026
Fucking stream it you faggot
>>678142936
It's been Fifteen minutes op
>>678147019
Kms
>>678142936
Stream on twitch
>get a skydiving license
>jump out of plane
>don't release parachute
Would be an exciting way to die if you ask me
>>678147114
>>678147165
guys settle down I'm not even OP. Besides that fact, I still won't kill myself
>>678146763
>nooo my OC why//
Makes you even more sad
>>678147026
Then travel somewhere, do something exciting, maybe even something that's dangerous, fight isis or something. It's not like you have anything to lose
dead confirmed yet?
>>678142936
At a police officer
>>678147311
fuck you spider-man stay out of this
>>678146038
do this OP. everybody who did died soon from cancer
>>678147413
But that only works if you're black
SLICE MY DICK WITH A BREADKNIFE SENPAI HIT ME WITH THAT WET DICK DADDY UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Go to top of tall building
>Shoot head
>Fall = Death insurance
>profit??
OP here.. I've decided not to kill myself because I realized that my bronies needs me and they loved me.. I never thought about this that some faggots like me are worth living even we are a cancer in the community..
picture related that's me holding a gun..
>>678147263
Or I could start compiling a list of international bankers and New World Order supporters of high status and systematically take them out stealthily. My name would be remembered for generations to come
Op here, after crying like a little bitch for 20 minutes and reflecting on how my life isn't as bad as I thought, I decided to be a pussy faggot and not do it, for all the people that told me not to do it I appreciate you even if it was only one person haha, carry on with your lives faggots, sorry there's no show
>>678147862
good job
>>678147862
op lives to tickles balls another day. Hooplah
>>678147862
Now you really should kill yourself, you pathetic little attention whore
OP here, setting up a twitch account right now. Gonna post it as playing a game so I can go through with it. Link will be comnig
>>678147862
>going to 4chan instead of calling the help line
Even the best life is shit.
You get to live as a slave and die as a slave.
>>678147862
Triggered
Stream it
>>678147862
Well done. I'm proud of you OP.
>>678148046
help line is fake as shit, ever prank called them? i know its a bad thing but i actually shot a real gun and everything to mimic suicide and then they said "well he's dead" and then they burst out laughing.
OP didn't manage to post prove yet everybody got on the train. even if obvious bait why participate?
>>678142936
wrists
>>678142936
You want to tie you belt around your neck before you take the shot, that way you will suffocate if you dont die instantly.
Also dont shoot in the mouth, thats retarded
>>678148349
Prove or it's an autistic work of fiction and falsehood
I don't understand the confusion and the fucking pseudoscience behind where you aim. Wanna know how, OP?
>12 gauge shotgun
>stuff barrel to forehead, aimed straight back
>remove brain.
>>678148349
I always want to join help line to hit on desperate girls, run in and save the day and have an indentured gf
>>678148748
i uploaded it on youtube somewhere, you'll come across it one day
>>678148773
Stupid. How are you going to pull the trigger
>>678149007
I don't think so
>>678146038
ty bun bae u wild wyd
>>678147311
Checked. Spiderman thread now
>>678148046
Op here I made the comment that I'm not gonna do it to clear up confusion, anyone who is considering it please think about all the people it's gonna affect and not just yourself and please also consider all the cool things in life, killing yourself eliminates all chances at experiencing any of that
>>678149308
what a fucking pussy
>>678149308
We're living in the Matrix
>>678149308
yeah but now you're using up oxogen that could be going to useful people.
pussy
>>678145523
THIS.
THIS.
>>678146038
'ty bun bae u wild wyd'
>>678146359
kek
>>678149170
ask mister " i make shitty music" cobain
>>678147862
good job OP
Hope you will have a nice life
>>678147862
>>678149308
Best of luck to you OP.
Inbetween and slightly above your ear and your temple
Godspeed OP
Please livestream though, go out with style :^)
>>678144424
Isn't shooting yourself in the forehead easier and more effective?
>>678144046
Legitimate point. Will cut off the spinal cord. No way of living from that shit.
If you won't livestream, at least give /b/ a photo
:^)
At least live stream it man wtf
>>678142936
Wtf asshole, I wanna see you die. Fucking inconsiderate.
