If you had the chance to flip a coin right now and either be immortal if heads or die instantly if tails would you do it?
The immortality wouldn't make you invincible but you'd never age or get sick. The death would be instant and painless and would happen before you could even register that the coin was tails so there would be no panic or dread before dying?
If you would be willing to take the risk, the last number in your post is the result of the flip. Heads is evens and tails is odds. For this situation 0 is considered even.
Fuck being immortal, but rolo
I'd flip the coin
I'd flip.
>>678130532
flipping
>>678131059
Damn
>>678130532
Yes.
If you play the lottery and your ticket costs less than the money you win divided be the chance to win, then, from a mathematical perspective, you should gamble.
So 50% win chance and some 70 years for a ticket is a pretty good offer in the face of what there is to gain.
>>678130532
Evens get
50% chance of dying and leaving this hell, fuck yeah I would flip it
No i dont know what id do if i actually became immortal
>>678131161
Yes but you don't get to recoup your losses
>>678130532
flipperino
Flipper ripper do da!
I'd flip for sure
I want to live forever
>>678131274
Doesn't change the math.
>>678130532
roll
flippin'
>>678130532
nothing going good in my life
nothing to live for
good way to anhero
why not?
>>678130532
flipparoo
I know how bad my luck is but fuck it! FLIP IT UP!
I'd flip the fuck out of the coin. Roll
flipping
>>678130532
Rolling
there is no drawback, so rollerino I guess
>>678131385
It would be like torture, being alive until the end of time, seeing everyone you ever make a connection with die.
How boring would it be as well
>>678130532
yea, i'd flip the coin.
rollll
>>678131620
Reroll
let me just die...
>>678130532
I wouldn´t roll since both options suck.
here goes nothing
Rolling for insta death if i get 0 ill re roll
>>678131397
I know, and I totally get what you are saying and I would flip for the same reason but getting only one chance doesn't help when the actual odds. And if you change your perspective to "losing everything or gaining everything" then the risk vs reward is back to even
Flipped
Rolling for death
>>678131666
well i got immortal and i'm also satan
Fuck it
FLIPPING THE COIN OF DESTINY.
well take a chance right?
I'd easily flip.
Flippity.
>>678130532
i guess id flip
Doing it
i'd do it if i was about to die anyway
>>678130532
Why the fuck not?
flipperino
flip
Yes.
Staying here forever and not going to heaven? Pff no thanks
Shrek is love shrek is life
Lets go
Half these people died for no reason. Congrats OP you are a serial killer.
worked at maccas so i know a bit about flipping
I think i wouldn't
What if i get duberino
>>678131161
>ticket costs 19$
>prize is 10$
>chance to win is 50%
>10$/0.5=20$>19$
>implying I should gamble
WTF man?
>>678131235
The idea is to want to live, just killyourself already you emo faggot
>>678132237
Fuck me..
>>678132162
retard alert
>>678132329
Takes the b8
Rolllll
>>678132329
ignorant of other's beliefs alert
kek
a win win
Flip
I'd flip.
0 is always considered even you dumbfuck
Why would anyone want to be immortal? I would want to die eventually, but living forever would be horrible. What if some super virus happens and kills everyone on the planet except for you. You won't even be able to kill yourself. That would be hell
they c me rolin
>>678130532
Flip
>>678130532
Roll
Flip
>>678132247
Poorly worded, but you should get what I mean.
>>678132701
I only stated it to avoid any someone asking the question later.
>>678132787
Read the OP.
>the immortality wouldn't make you invincible
So you can kill yourself in this scenario.
>>678130532
roll pussy ole
trip death
>>678132421
It's not that I'm ignorant, It's just that I know the only way and right way is through Allah, not your christian lies
Even
Lmoa
fuck it, we'll do it live
Ay
Flipparooni
Lucky33
Flip
Help
>>678130532
flippp
rollerino
FLIP
Flip
Rollerino
Id flip
Flip
I would, and I'd hope for tails
Let fate decide
Rollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
If I lose then I won't be too mad cause I'm dead.
Flip that bitch
Yolo
>>678130532
Flip
Why the fuck not?
Flipping
Flipping
rolll bb
>>678134090
reroll
>>678130532
>Yes
>Heads
I'd flip
Flip
>>678134127
>>678130532
Might as well
>>678130532
Yeah.
>>678130532
I wouldn't. Not able to die is shit and dying now is shit.
Would flip
Flip
I would
FLIP SHIT
Flip that shit
>>678130532
Rollaroo
Of course we would. We're retards
>>678131647
Your not invincible, you can still eat a bullet and die.
You just don't age or get sick.. OP FUCKING SAYS THAT.
>>678134391
Just like the time I played roulette
>>678130532
Of course
>>678134300
I will outlive the world
Flipper
>>678130532
gimme anything ill be happy either way
its just the way i am i guess
flip
My ancestors are smiling on me, Faggot. Can you say the same?
>>678130532
Flipperino
I've lived a life that I don't feel good about, so no I wouldn't flip right now. If I had the chance to get my shit together, then fuck yes.
>>678130532
flip
a
Immortality !
>>678130532
>the death would be instant
>no panic or dread before dying
>>678135950
>smiling on me
>laughing at me
know the difference
sure, why not
>>678138570
flipped just now, got heads, gg
flip
>>678130532
Flippy
flipping this shit niggaa
>>678139895
oh boy im dead
>>678130532
Flip
Flip for god status
flippin
Let's do it
Fuck it
ROLLERINO
>>678140223
ded
Flip
I'm interested
Flip flop
flip
Role
Kk
rolll
>>678130532
Flippity Dippity Dooo
>>678130532
Become immortal and get oppressed by feminazis? Nah fam kill me.
rip
>>678130532
Let's flip this bitch
>>678140645
FML.
Rollerino
>>678130532
Hello yeah I would
I AM THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS
fdgf
>>678130532
ROLLING FOR INSTAKILL
probably not now, maybe later
also rollin
ROALL
>>678130532
Roll
>>678130532
rolling for tails
rolling for evens
>>678131647
Immortality sounds amazing. Fuck past connections I'll make new ones, and endless loneliness sounds infinitely better than nothingness
#rolo
>>678130532
Roll
>>678130532
When will I get an oppertunity to do ithe doo
Hell yes I would flip that fucking coin so hard it would break the sound barrier
Rolling for even dubs
Dying sounds like the better option. I wouldn't risk becoming immortal, because that sounds like hell.
I AM IMMORTAL!
Immortality or death, yeah.
>>678130532
rolling for instadeath
>>678130532
Yeah,immortalfag reporting in
I wouldnt at least not now
>>678130532
immortality plz
Let's gamble with my life.
Not I like I have much to lose. Roll, plz.
....
>>678130532
Yeah whatever bitch
fukkin roll dat shit
ez instadeath
rolling ya cunts
kill me
>>678130532
roll
I want to die
is already immortal so doesn't matter
>>678130532
i want to die
let's fucking do it
>>678130532
Rolllll
Immortality go
Rolls
>>678142177
RIP
>>678130532
>Flipping
>>678142042
Now you can never
Flipping
Immortality would suck eventually but sure
Flip
>>678130532
Sure. Why not?
Rock and rawl
>>678130532
I'd flip
I'm feeling lucky
sure. ill go
Yeah, Immortality isn't my thing, but I'll roll to see
>>678130532
let's s
sure I would
well i hate myself anyway
hopefully death
noko
Sure
>>678131647
However you aren't invincible indicating there is a chance for you to still end it all.
He'll yeah I'd flip
>>678130532
Fliparoo
>>678130532
vxzfhjb
Fuck yeah leggo
>>678143157
Reroll, for once give me something good
rolland
Unless you're living a good life already, what do you have to lose?
>>678143289
Third time's the charm
Flip
>>678130532
roll
I WILL LIVE FOREVER
ALSO CHECK EM
rolling for tails.
>>678130532
yeah i'm rolling
>>678143453
fuck why am I still alive.
>>678143292
so I'm truly forever alone
>>678130532
live forever
I already know what answer I want as the coin flips through the air.
>>678130532
mate ill do this easily and win likes it nothings
Yes. For me it's a win/win
Fuck it. Rolling.
flip
Rollerino
>>678130532
Becoming actually immortal, i.e. never able to die, not even at will, not even if slowly boiled alive or tortured indefinitely, not even when the sun has swallowed the earth and all other humans are long dead and there is nothing to do but wait for the heat-death of the universe, would be absolutely the worst thing I could possibly imagine. One of the few comforts in this life is knowing that you will some day get to die and escape the anxieties and depressions and absurdity inherent to the human condition. I wouldn't want to flip that coin.
>>678143501
God hates you fag that's why
Can i flip it till i die?
>>678143846
Fuxk you that sounds amazing
>>678130532
Roll for immortality
>>678130532
Fuck yeah, sign me up.
Yolo, I could be an IRL Van Honihiem.
It'd sucks losing everyone that I care about, but let's do it.
>>678130532
rolling
>>678130532
I'd flip the coin
let's try.
>>678130532
Fuck it
Dew it
>>678143846
It says you would not be immortal
Fliping in colours!
>>678130532
So there would never be proof that tails happened. How can I trust that HEADS can happen if I can't see tails?
No way would I flip it.
Evens gt
go for it
Flipping
roll in mud
>>678132787
>What if some super virus happens and kills everyone on the planet except for you.
Would be awesome. Just think about it. You could just pretend that people are there and shoot bad guys and save good guys and get laid (with your hand ofc) and shit. In the end you would succumb into your own imaginary world and start hallucinating shits and your world would be the true world.
Sounds awesome. I'd be Gunslinger Bob scavenging the wastelands with a rifle on my shoulder.
Flip
All of you are flipping that coing every moment. The the branches of causality.
Your consciousness does not continue in the versions of reality where it is dead.
>>678144519
This guy makes a very valid point. Too bad I died already
So any suicidal sad piece of garbage that gets this deal could live forever?
bingo
Big money, no whammies
Let's do this
Rolling
>>678144874
With that much time, surely one could devise a method of creating new human companions? Even better than pretending, the only humans that would exist would be the ones that you created.
>>678144984
They all feel as though they have. When their coin lands on tails in your reality, your paths diverge and that person is dead and no future realities contain that person for you. In their reality, they pushed on one more day and didnt pull the trigger or jump for whatever reason.
>>678130532
Even Steven
headz get
>>678144449
>"The immortality wouldn't make you invincible but you'd never age or get sick."
Strictly speaking, immortality means you can't die. Invincibility doesn't affect that in any way. OP ought to have expressed the problem differently, saying you would be forever young and healthy, never dying except at will. Then I would have flipped the coin, I think. That sounds appealing.
rell
>>678130532
die instantly get
Heads up
