What mental disability/disorder has /b/ got?
Checking in with being diagnosed with conduct disorder at 15 and ADD
>>678113308
"Narcissism". I still don't buy it but I supposedly have it. Bunch of shit I say.
Diagnosed with OCD at 14.
>>678113419
Kek
Everyone on /b/ is a narcissist
Im just gonna post some stories so the thread doesnt die
>>678113308
ADHD but now that I've grown up abit it's turned into ADD, Tremors
>>678113308
Halucinogenic persisting perception disorder
Drug induced schizophrenia
Clinical depression and anxiety
It's a hard life to live being fried
>be 16 yo me
>going to high school, being popular as fuck
>learn that a 8/10 chick is into me
>decide to fuck with her
>start spreading some nasty rumours about her
>within a week she starts missing classes
>thisismytime.jpg
>start talking with her
>shes really desperate for my attention
>one day I kiss her, shes ecstatic, start going out
>few week gone by, shes still being shunned by a lot of kids, but shes feeling better
>decide its the time to put part 2 of my plan in action
>start acting weird around her (on purpose of course)
>start trying to convince her nobody likes her and that im the only one who really cares about her
>she buys it
>starts lashing out against family
>goes into therapy, she doesnt rat me out
>cheat on her
>she goes full psycho
>tries to kill me
>police called, shes taken to a full time mental insitute
>becomes suicidal
>she eventually succeeds
Anyone want more stories?
Ill just post a short one while you decide
>>678113308
>sez hoo
the guise that gets paid to say you got a bunch of shit that they have the cure to, with a price
A bit earlier on in my life
>13 y/o me
>really fucked up kid
>stabbed a kid with a pen and made him tell the teachers he did it himself
>really bullying kids
>teacher finds out, she was a fatcunt
>threatens to call my parents
>I stop stabbing kids with pens,
>>678114860
The CD was diagnosed by a psychiatrist
With it came the diagnosis for ADD
Another one
>14 y/o
>at home as my neighbours come home with a jackrussel pup
>is really cute for a while
>after about a week it starts barking at everyone
>starts biting people, the owners wont do anything about it
>decide to make a move on the pup
> neighbours arent home, go up to their house
>they hid the key under their carpet
>enter their home, waking up the shitheaddog
>goes full psycho on me
>manage to snap its neck
>ohfucck.png
>sprint out of the house straight to a friends house
>we get high as fuck
>go home
>hear screaming
>ohmygodimdead.gif
>dont hear anything untill my parents went to check on them
>they return and tell me,
>"oh my god its horrible their cat killed their new puppy"
>turns out they didnt feed their cat and it ate the corpse of the pup
>had the cat put down
>didnt get a new one after that
>>678114669
Kek and check
>>678113308
Dyslexia, Adhd, Depression
:^)
If no one is lurking im going to stop
>>678115765
lurking
>>678115852
Nice ill continue
>>678114702
(You)
Okay I somehow got into college by lying, heres about what happened
>apply to unspecified college
>make up billshit story about growing up in a bad neighbourhood
>they buy it
>they ask for report cards
>say some shit like "the school I went to still have them but wont hand them over"
>they respond outraged
>they sue a random high school wich I never went to
>wtf.jpeg they win
>I get a shitton of cash and get accepted into the college
>mfw I still get hatemail from people who went to that highschool
Should I continue? Im kinda running out of good stories
>>678116360
No, please do not continue.
>>678116718
Cool
diagnosed as a trap
>>678113308
mental disorders are just personality traits.
Our world has gotten so fucking faggoty that every personality trait you can have is a disorder that needs to be suppressed.
Conduct disorder means you're an annoying fat kid who needs to be slapped more
>>678116280
None of this happened
>>678117230
Nope never was fat
And my parents already tried that
>>678117343
You think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
>>678117303
Most of it did I cant really remember what I mailed them that made them go batshit crazy tho
Depression and severe anxiety. Not out of the ordinary on /b/ I suspect
God you are all fucking pathetic with your ADD, depression, narcissism, etc, etc.
How about I diagnose you all as whiny fucking children. Treatment is grow the fuck up or kill yourself you pathetic losers.
Dear lord.
>>678117398
Wrong post
>>678117145
Fucking this so much. Stop being a bunch of faggots "wah wah wah my life is so hard".
>>678117452
Kek when I got diagnosed with add I used the pills to get high as fuck, the only use that diagnosis has really
once faked a depression test with a psyche to get a med cert for shitty uni grades.
pretty regrettable, it was the wrong & a low thing to do, because I lied.
the shitty uni grades were from alcoholism to deal with violence gang stalking etc into my life.
oh well
>>678117471
My life isnt hard I fucking love it
I dont care what people think of me
I dont care about people in general
And ADD is a good excuse when people bitch about you not doing anything
>>678117659
Were you an alcohol?
I am diagnosed with severe depression, anxiety, and schizophrenia
the gang stalkers have schizophrenic psychosis its a fucking sad situ that can only be removed by the in turn violent elimination of the perpetrators.
>>678117663
Conduct disorder means you were a shitty kid.
ADD means you are a shitty kid with no drive or discipline to focus on a task.
That's all. Just means you are a failure and piece of shit. Stop using your made up disease as an excuse for your failures.
>>678117718
almost 3 whole alcohols :'(
>>678113308
Depression, OCD, PTSD, mild paranoia and social anxiety
>>678117791
How am I a failiure exactly?
Because I have a degree and probably make more money than you?
Because I lied to get there?
>>678117889
OH I'M SAD AND I DON'T WANT TO GO OUTSIDE. LIFE IS SO HARD.
Shut the fuck up you whiny bitch.
>>678117889
Tumblrwhale sjw?
lol mental disabilities = excuses for faggots
wahh i'm not good at paying attention because im a fucking idiot, i must ADHD!!!
im a shy fag with no confidence, therefore i must have social anxiety!!1! not like half the fucking world is shy or anything
awwww, im sad. i must have legitimate depression and not just a normal fucking human emotion
get over yourselves you special snowflakes
>>678117936
*tips fedora*
>>678117959
No, but I would love to see a tumblrwhale on /b/
>>678117936
Yeah you aren't wrong, I would kill myself but I don't want to go to hell.
Everyone in this thread as a fucking faggot.
If you live in a developed country, life is amazing. Life is literally the best it's ever been. Clean water. Clean food. Electricity. Heating/AC. TVs. Computers. Phones. Internet. Healthcare. None of the disease, famine, drought, war, pestilence, raping and pillaging that occurred for the last two hundred thousand years of evolution. And yet, more and more people are WAH WAH WAH I'M SO SAD LIFE IS SO HARD.
Grow the fuck up you useless cunts. People like you handled life for the last 2000 years, hunting and killing their own food, building their own houses, making their own weapons and using them to defend their lands, without any of the shit above. If you can't handle life in the 21st century, with everything fucking handed to you a plate, you are a total fucking failure and should kill yourself immediately.
>>678118065
Kek I meant people who have legit mental issues not that faggot adhd depression ptsd anxiety shit
Ive got an add diagnosis but I use it to get high and not to bitch about it
>>678118075
Great response you moron. I'm right and you know it.
Schizoid Personality Disorder, Antisocial Personality Disorder as well some other boring stuff.
>>678118205
>>678118205
>>678118205
>>678118205
the truest thing on /b/ ever
>>678118205
Nonono people who selfdiagnose depression and ptsd sat in a cave crying and screaming for people to feed them
I have cocksuck syndrome
It's a real fucking condition fag look it up
>>678118205
You're a faggot
>>678118303
How do you like your coffee?
How many close friends have you got?
>>678118390
kekked
>>678118465
Don't like coffee. No friends at all
>>678114702
/b/ in a nutshell
>>678118205
*tips fedora*
>>678113308
Diagnosed with depression at 16
>>678113308
being conductive isn't a disorder, it's an electrical property...
>>678113461
>>678118531
Fuck off lying cunt you havent got aspd
>>678118646
Kek
Not that kind of conduct, you tard
>>678113308
>>678118205
Fukken saved.
Not sure if they really count buy I have ADHD, Dyspraxia and extreme depression.
Pure-O and MDD checking in
>>678118921
thermal conductivity?
>>678119286
Nope doesnt count look above
>>678118782
Cool how you tell based on knowing nothing about me. Oh, other than I don't like coffee and I have no friends.
>>678119350
No like how one conducts actions
DID/"multiple personality disorder." Also major depressive disorder. My husband is the only person besides my neurologist and ex-psychiatrist to know about the first one.
tourette syndrome ocd add minor depression and borderline sociopath
>>678119406
People with aspd are generally seen as "charming" and "always have people around them" "but only have 1or 2 close friends"
Furthermor they seek constant stimulation thus about 90% of people with aspd drink black coffee
>>678119560
Tell me about your different personalitys
Bi polar 2 and bpd
>>678119610
Borderline sociopath... interesting
I've never been diagnosed with anything but when I see or touch a cute animal i subconsciously clench my teeth and have a nearly uncontrollable urge to harm the animal. What do I have? I've been to a mental hospital before and given medication but they never told me what I have.
>>678119659
But I also have SPD.
By the way, nice use of the word "generally"
>>678118205
>>678119610
I agree with you anon yeah I might have said I had a lot of shit but yeah life's easy the only thing I say is hard is I can't kill who I want with out consequences besides that life is easy as hell
>>678119811
Autism.
>>678119893
Okay so theres about a 1% chance that youre an exeption to that description on someone with aspd
And what the fuck is spd?
>>678120192
Schizoid Personality Disorder.
Quickly google it.
>>678119773
it's more towards straight sociopath but I have borderline personality traits so technically its borderline sociopathy but clear things up
>no sense of morals of what is right or wrong
>anger issues but years have helped conceal it
>strangely have a conscious
>but death doesn't faze me
>>678120282
So just a different name for autism?
It sound kinda like aspergers but a bit different
>>678119811
you have nothing just stronger urges then most its human instinct that when we see something cute or adorable our minds cant handle it so we have urges to hug it so tight that we cause harm or have urges to harm it in general
>>678119720
There are several, but they all stem from like 4 or 5 identities that I call "primes." It's hard to explain, but the system is very organized. It's not something I can control, but it's organized. There's a six or seven year old girl (which is about the time that the traumatic event that probably nourished the disorder occurred), and she's always happy. She's not aware of anything bad in the world, she plays and is just generally a kid, but like, completely innocent because anything non-innocent gets shuffled to another prime. One of them has no gender, or body - it thinks of itself as an AI. Mostly emotionless and logical, obsessed with knowledge, and one of the ones that will come to the front and take over if I'm pushed past my ability to cope with things. There's one I call Death, who's just rage and destruction. Obviously very bad when he gets out, and I've had to have friends restrain me. He will bite and scratch and take chunks out of people, including myself if he's too out of control. None of them really have names for themselves, I had to name them.
They all care about protecting me. They may not know why or they may even resent it, but they're compelled to do what they think will help me even if what they think will help me is not always that helpful, like with Death.
>>678120373
I am guessing you mean conscience. But just so you know. Knowing right from wrong is the same thing as a conscience...
>>678120373
Sounds like me without the conscious part
>>678117452
Wait. So you came into this thread, fully knowing there would be people actually contributing to the thread; and you're trying to be a big boy? Fuck off lad
Haven't been diagnosed but I'm pretty sure I have some form of OCD. Compulsive hand washing and mild germophobia
Really? Hmm.. I used to be really depressed and anxious about it but feel slightly better now that I don't live with anyone who has animals anymore.
>>678120840
Sounds like normal cleanliness
OCD is more like having to relock a door every hour or having to hit a certain lamppost around the corner 17 times everyday at 12:57
>>678113461
same anon, diagnosed with OCD and depression at 14
>>678120504
So it is the same as something but different. Fucking genius. Yes it does have some similarities to aspergers. Difference is I don't want to be around people, they are just shit at it.
>>678120793
sorry spell check and its one of those yes and no situations for example I could go murder everyone in the labor department of a hospital or go on a killing spree and feel nothing at all could torture a person physically and mentally till they are an empty husk then when they crave to die let them live with it, always wanted to do this btw, and I still would feel a thing but if something happened to one of the people I cared about I'd lose it I'd wither go after who ever did it or if it was something because of me I couldn't live with myself
Severe bipolar disorder. Makes every say a living hell
>>678121219
Is English your first language?
So you care about your loved ones. That's nice for you.
>>678121117
Idk man, if I take a piss and not wash my hands afterwards it's like this gnawing feeling I get that doesn't go away until I do. Cause of that I think it's gotta be some mild OCD
>>678121756
Germofobia
>>678121240
Yeah, but you also get the mania part.
Personality Disorder Not Otherwise Specified
"There is something seriously fuck wrong, but we don't have a name for it."
>>678121656
why yes yes it is but since I'm on my phone not laptop I give no fucks about proper grammar or typing etiquette
diagnosed with depression, anxiety, and autism at age 15
>>678113308
ADD(small amounts of ritalin)
anxiety
boredom
Mild paranoid schizophrenia, and mpd
>>678113308
I got SWS (Stiff Willy Syndrome)
Absolutely nothin'.
>>678113308
YOU ARE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF WHINY ASS NANCY BOYS WHO NEED TO BLAME SOMEONE ELSE FOR YOUR FAILURES IN LIFE
>>678123712
Kek
Faggot shitposter
>>678124152
>faggot
says the pandered sissy with his made up metal disorder so he can feel special
>>678124213
Kekkest of all the keks
Probably the only one here who ever saw an actual psychiatrist who diagnosed me with an actual disorder
>>678115765
Lurking :)
>>678124213
Fuck off, faggot, metal disorders are no joke. I have ACD, aluminum conductivity disorder and it's ruined my whole life, I can't use regular outlets anymore.
>>678124396
Not that faggot add adhd depression ptsd shite
>>678123712
I have not blamed anyone once since I found out what I've had the only blaming I did was to my self for not murdering people in my hometown
>>678124424
Too late>>678124424
Diagnosed with nocturnal epilepsy at 18 b 21 November. Life on 2 pills a day eats ass
Bi polar disorder Type 2
Impostor Syndrome
Adult-Onset ADD
Exploding-Head Syndrome
Whoo!
>>678124396
and what faggot made up metal disorder was that?
Acting like a little bitch syndrome?
Borderline Personality Disorder, Anorexia Nervosa, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder and Depression.
>>678124675
CD, quite the opposite in fact
>>678124675
Metal disorder?
Really?
Again?
>>678124677
How the fuck do you get PTSD if you have anorexia and borderline?
schizofrenia and ADD. been to mental hospital multural times for it. am on xanax and risperidon.
>>678124817
Not from joining the military, if that's what you mean.
Borderline personality, bipolar, depression
Pic related
My dick
psychosis not other wised specified, bipolar 2, panic disorder
got my family curse of diabetus
>>678124761
>acting like a selfish prick disorder
Yeah nice to have an excuse isnt it faggot
>>678124928
So how?
>>678125011
Mental disorder?
I guess yours is being extremely low gifted
>>678125019
Fuck my that diagnosis did quite the opposite of giving me excuses to give.
Everyone was 2 times as hard against me after that
>>678119132
Kek
>>678125175
And it clearly affected your grammar quite badly
>its everyone else fault! honestly mommy!
Bisexuality
>>678113308
I had depression a few years ago.
>>678125057
The person I loved killed herself in front of me in a very gruesome, gory manner.
>>678125285
Kek
Firstly im dutch
And secondly I never was a little bitch I made people my little bitch
>>678125448
Kek
You should do so too
>>678125448
If a whiny little bitch as you clamored for my love i would kill myself too.
>>678121240
Do you take meds for it? Are you type I or II? I am type II and as long as I take my meds I am pretty good without them yeah it fucking sucks
>>678125075
>>678117145
THIS
>>678125463
>thats why im whining like a faggot oh 4chan, im such a bad ass mommy
>>678125524
Nah thanks, I'm fine now.
>>678125604
Kek
The problem is that those personality traits are recurring in different people and are problematic
>>678125623
Kek
>>678125683
>problematic
Back to tumblr faggot.
>>678125760
Why?
Ive never been to tumblr exept for the raids
>>678125844
You are using their language while whining about that your "mental disorder" is real.
conduct disorder? is it american for annoying brat?
>>678115592
?? Newfag confirmed
Fucked if I know.
Huge ego but hate myself. Massive swings into anger then pure dispair over fucking video games jesus fucking kill me.
>diagnose me /b/
>>678125978
Problematic is a normal word fucking cuck
Youre just mad because I debunked your shit argument
>>678113308
Conduct disorder??
You mean you are a cunt. I think that's what you meant to say.
>>678126132
Bipolar
I faked signs of ADHD to get access to the pills so I could sell them and not fail in school. Managed to trick my doctor in the diagnosis and get easy money from them pills tho
>>678126275
Nice im gonna try that
>>678126275
concerta or ritalin? those pills sucks compared to actual amphetamine.
>>678126451
Ritalin and adderall not a very good high but still easy to trick some druggies into buying them.
>>678126451
Cucks still buy it
My wife diagnosed me (unofficially) with ASD because when it comes to people's emotions, I tend to be a bit robotic and sometimes manipulative. She's a social worker who specializes in autism lol
>>678113308
Homosexuality
panic disorder, 3 years ago
im fine now
but i guess everybody enjoying /b and coming here for years is a little bit mental diabled.
Dont worry /b/ u are not alone
>>678113308
im diagnosed with wanting source on that image
>>678126229
Already looked into that and I'm not so sure. Have been to anger management sessions when I was a lot younger, but the immaturity of my peers and myself caused this, and that passed when I became a senior. I don't think my anger issues are fixed, they just now happen through harming myself, rather than my peers. It's probably better this way.
>>678113308
21, got mild schizophrenia and panic attack disorder
>>678127033
Checked
Stole it from another thread
>>678113308
>Anti Social Personality Disorder
>Narcissistic Personality Disorder
>Oppositional Defiant Disorder
I don't know what ODD is classed as an adult, but that was ODD when I was under 18, at 24 I got clinically diagnosed with ASPD and NPD
Cluster A personality disorder (still working it out) and high-functioning autism.
Ya'll need to stop being a bunch of faggots, settle down, pay attention, and focus you attention needy, clingy, whores.
>>678127766
ODD is called aspd as an adult
Just like when CD continues after adolescence
>also samefag
>>678113308
Schizoid Personality Disorder. Main reason I'm here.
Antisocial personality disorder
Narcissistic personality disorder
ASDP subgroup unprincipled
Hare score 33
