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I somehow ended up sexting this retarded single mom on kik... tell me what to say so she'll fuck off now
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bumpin :/
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>>678103733
Ask for nudes of her son.
Pretty sure that'll work OP.
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and one more bump for good fucking measure
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>>678103987
no but i'll drop her shitty nudes
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>>678104130
Do it op
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>>678104130
I forgot that I deleted our conversation...
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>>678104329
I have autism
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>>678104329
>sends pic of her son
>hey can u resend ur nudes

top kek OP
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>>678104715
[: atleast somebody finds this amusing
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How did you lose them on kik u retard
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OP is confirmed retard
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Charge your phone, filth
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>>678104856
i deleted the convo cuz i thought i was gonna block her but than she started sending me wierd shit and i thought this might have some potential
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>>678104715
do it op
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>>678105075
reroll
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>>678105103
pls
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>>678103733
got you /b/ro gonna shoops da whoops for some lulz
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roling for child nude request
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I think she's catching on guys quick help me salvage the nudes and save Christmas
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Ask for CP op
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>>678105261
OP are you 12?
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>>678105261
>your 12
B&

Also ask for pics of her kid nakeD
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>>678105261
>12
Fucking kek Op...
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>>678105328
no xD im just fucking with her
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>>678105358
>>678105302
>>678105251
>>678105075
>>678104715
>>678103987
god dammit op listen to the people!
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>>678105328
she also believed that i have 16 children until i explained that i was kidding
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>>678105499
WINRAR!
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>>678105454
OP tell her she Cute AF and you want to fap
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this:
not YOUR but you are, you dumb bitch
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>>678105358
>>678105302
>>678105251
Pretty sure this is against the rules for those types of requests
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Type: I am hard for you right now. I hate myself for deleting your nudes. Please send them again. I want to bust a nut for you.
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>>678105499
check'd
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>>678105499
im not asking for cp srry i dont feel like going to jail faggots
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I told you i'm not 12
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>>678105499
Op dubs demand it!
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>>678105600
gg, now tell her you want to bust a nut
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im still working on getting the nudes boys but in the meantime ill drop some other nudes
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>>678105600
OP is faggot confirmed
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send her a dick pic and hope for the best OP.
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>>678103733
here you go dude just send her this
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>>678105749
ive sent her 3 and a video of me jerking off
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Why is she even talking to you
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>>678105628
The fuck is wrong with that dick, looks like he's trying to escape from you OP
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If you want her to fuck off get ask her about CP
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>>678105842
kek
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>>678105827
Send her one now, you cuck.
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>>678105261
Hold up, she a pedo? Why she sending you nudes thinking you're 12 lol????? Da duq
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>>678105936
omg ur right she is a pedo i didnt even realize that kek im so tired rn
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>>678105628
Looks like something you shit out of. Ugly dick
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>>678105931
kek
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>>678105931
o shit mamas mad
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>>678106009
So ask her for CP and see what happens OP you faggot!
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>>678105261
>resend your nudes
>implying she's sent them
>thinks you're 12
Wtf
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>>678106116
fuck off pedobear
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>>678106111
>"Lost your chance on having me"
My sides
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>>678105454

> xD

OP is 12
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Also by law I'm required to tell you I am a pedophile
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>>678106111
You Just Lost Your Chance

RIP OP
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>>678106111
No baby!
If you don't give me nudes, i'll hurt my penis

if she doesn't respond, send this
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>>678106250
She will send tits if you can salvage this
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"I was just being stupid. I do stupid shit when I am horny. I was upset you wouldn't send me nudes. Please help me get off. I want to see your sexy naked body"
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>>678106250

I was thinking your son would make dank memes
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Chick is major mental
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>>678106250
I was thinking your son is going to grow up and be one sexy ass carls junior ad girl

btw can i pls see your tater tots again?
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>>678105549
Are you really baiting for someone to call you a newfag or something? Terrible bait. 5/7
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She wants his face on a animal?
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>>678106493
Doit for the tuts
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>>678106493
I don't believe this thread anymore.
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>>678106350
roll
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>>678106588
im 2 faded to do that shit rn someone do it for me pls and ill get us hamplanet tits
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>>678106493
Put his face on a dirty pig.
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>>678106723
then reply with, look just like his mama
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>>678106493
put his face on a pic of her. /fin
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Tell her to go get knocked up again.
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>>678106627
y not? this is legit, now hurry and get us the baby shopped on a animal
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>>678106627
She's actually retarded m8 so I find all this plausible af
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>>678105628
he's not 12. he's an earthworm.
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>>678106781
kek
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>>678106891
idk if shes fr retarded but she has some kind of mental problem cuz she keeps believing obvious lies i tell her and shes basicly a pedo
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>>678106493
couldn't find elephant fucking in the right direction
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>>678103733
Jesus H. Christ she's fucking hideous.
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>>678107002
jesus christ top kek
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>>678106493
She said and animal so put his face on her and her brain will melt
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Ask about childs father. Keep asking questions about him. Make her depressed.
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>>678107002
top kek anon
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>>678107002
kek
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>>678107034
ayye lmao
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>>678107002
do it OP
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>>678107069
nice 69
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>>678107002
i sent it, waiting for reaction
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It's a snake!
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>>678107002
this whole fucking thread is destroying my siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidesssssssssssssssssssssssss
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>>678107069
top fucking kek
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>>678107133
poof faggot
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>>678107043
>>678107069
Mah nigga
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>>678107069
omg this is perf anon
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>>678107144
This one is savage
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>>678107144
checked and topest of keks
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>>678107002
MODS MODS MODS
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>>678106781
yes. or his head on the top of a penis.. just like a dickhead.
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>>678107144
Why is their a vagina under his balls?
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>>678107176
she might have just blocked me
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>>678107144
kek thats too far im not sending that srry anon
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>>678107296
and now we wait
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>>678107290
you mean you don't have a vagina under yours?
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>>678103733
The resemblance is uncanny.
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What's her kik username, I'll try
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>>678107144
>>678107002
M O D S
O
D
S
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>>678107290
>he doesn't have a vagina under his balls
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waiting..... think I might have rlly pissed her off lads
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>>678107423
Stfu
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>>678107533
it is ok op the thread is kill anyways
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what is a newfag
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>>678107608
someone who is new to 4chan and thus is a faggot
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>>678107608
Newfag=new person
Lurk moar
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If she doesn't respond post her kik and we'll all spam her with the pics
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how do i post a picture
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>>678107608
you
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>>678107694
>>678107608
that too
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>>678107608
Look in the mirror
>>678107689
>>678107694
Newfags
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>>678107744
kek This.
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Coming from a /b/ro who has kids now
Fucking with kids is fucked up nigger you shouldve never invoked him into the minds of countless pedo autists on this board

Ya dun goofed ya fuxkin faggot
Although that elephant one is funny as shit
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>>678107811
>>678107744
checked
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guess thread is dead :c srry guys I'll make a new thread when she responds if u guys want
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>>678107533
OP give us her kik
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>>678107869
naw xD shes my personal gold mine of keks
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>>678107934
>xD
Stop
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>>678107934
Thread dead folks
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>>678107934
underage b&
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>>678107813
are you fucking serious? kys sjw. also, wish i could rape your baby boy and your wife and get her pregnant with my semen. be awere boy.
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>>678107813
Post your kids. I'd love to see the shitspring you produce.
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put his face on this one and tell her that her kid looks like a dildo..
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>>678107999
XDXDXDXDXDXD suck a dick virgin
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>>678106350
Pic and ask if she's on the rag
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>>678108039
Omg. If this isn't done i have no faith left in /b/
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>>678107144
savage mate
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>>678108065
"Oh look at me everyone! I go on 4chan! Look at how edgy I am, am I cool now?"
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>>678108065
Fuck off kid
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>>678103733
Fuck off now bitch
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this is kinda funny
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she is not reply :,(
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>>678108300
>>678108300
>>678108300

100/100 OP
You're a legend in your own thread
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>this post
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>>678108300
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>>678108358
<3
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>>678107813
This is faggot talk.
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>>678108300

my fucking sides
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>>678106493
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>>678107296
muhahahahahaha you did it. Tits pics will come sone.
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>>678104329
Lol
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gold thread boys
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>>678108459
i think she said earlier that she doesnt want to talk anymore today and she'll talk to me tommorrow so we might not get hamplanet tits today srry
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keep em coming OP this is golden
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>>678108008
>kys
Has leafys bs fanbase really fanbaseed this far down the river?

Hows using that type of language now that mommy unblocked the word filter feel billy?
>SJW
?
Wrong use of that word nigger Im nit claiming to fight for any rights Im just saying give children whove not yet been able to make cognitively conscious decisions yet a chance 16 year old try hard faggot
>>678108037
Actually turned out great because were both decent lookers who just hapoen to be awkward as fuck beta retards
>also as a side bonus I fucked white so Im slowly contributing to the cleansing of my bloodline now my children are only an 8th spic
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>>678105931
Omfg kek
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>>678108008
but boob
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she was asking where I live and if we could get together even though I told her that I was 12
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>>678108814
good move. like a pro ano
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she also believed that I had 16 children even though I was 12?
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Op screwed up the thread before it even started. Well Op, ya played yourself. GG faggot
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>>678108814
should have said

12 year olds are not experienced or well versed enough to be full blown potato farmers
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>>678108937
ya i fucked up srry /b/ros
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>>678108930
i have childronm all time plant yes
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Op thanks for the laughs
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>>678109198
Yes
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OP here, im gonna post her kik cause she's not responding
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>>678108930
Send me some nudes to remember you by, not going to lie you're the sexiest milf I've spoken to
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Thanks for the thread op. You're a Nice guy.
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>>678107069
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>>678109783
god im rlly debating whether to drop her kik cuz i dont want u guys to fuckin send cp or crazy shit and get me in trouble
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>>678109783
DOOOO ITTTT
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>>678108930
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>>678109894
do it faggot. man up ffs
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>>678108702
As I'm sure your a responsible parent, she is not, Serves her right posting her kid on kik or any dating site,
>he'll never know his own dankness
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>>678109894
She thinks you're 12 dipshit. You won't be.
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fine, her kik is lover1651
have fun /b/ros [:
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Ask if you can tag team her with her baby.
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>>678107290
perineum you retard
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>>678110265
Gesundheit
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her kik is lover1651
have fun /b/ros [:
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>>678110543
>>678110115
kek
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>>678107144
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>>678107689
Fucking newfag
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>>678105628
Not really into cocks with that type of foreskin, but you pull out off.

Saved.
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>>678110115
>fine, her kik is lover1651
>have fun /b/ros [:
can't escape now mnine
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>>678112136
rollin for white knight results
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>>678112136
get OPs kik
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>>678112499
yes... yes... now the thread is getting hot
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>>678112499
if u want my kik just ask
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>>678105454
She rely is rtrded
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>>678114399
well regardless, she's a pedophile
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>>678106378
Bump
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>>678103733

A least the child is not a mongrel shit skin.
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I'm quite upset that this feed has died. Best thing I've read in months on here
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here
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"Im going to hack your sons runescape account"
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>>678115517
Agreed.. the elephant pic made me tear up...top kek
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>>678115857
Fucking perfection.
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>>678115857
oh god this is exactly what i was trying to avoid by deleting her kik user, but thats some fine work anon kek
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>>678104682
Top Kek
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>>678105628
your dick is big, but ugly as fuck.
look this a good one, and he's not even shaved
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>>678105261
Nigga wtf?! She's a straight pedo dawg
Also gtfo you need to be 18 to use this site
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>>678106250
Fuck yeah! Hahaha
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>>678116975
this isnt a dick rate thread, faggot
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>>678107002
toppest of the keks
Jesus christ
>actual lol
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Well done OP
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Best thread in a while
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>>678117401
can you still rate please.
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>>678117723
You should lurk more
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>>678116552
>>678116794

Ty anon.
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someone should screenshot this, and save it for a ylyl thread
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>>678106111
Fake and gay
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