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/nzg/ - The New Zealand General!
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>>678099994
>Christchurch

How are we tonight fam
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>>678099994
>link me in
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Why are IDs even back?
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Why are IDs even gone?
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Fuck day light savings ending.
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>>678099994
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Dunners reporting, bruh
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Dunners reporting.

Got nothin' clever to say. I'm just here.
>>678100128
We aiight, fam. How's it with you?
>>678100139
'sup, Henwood-san.
>>678100811
Hey mate!
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christ there is absolutely nothing happening tonight
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>>678100973
dunners here too, such nice weather today eh
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>>678100973
What's up, man?
>>678101146
Still 18 man, too hot
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>>678099999
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>>678101318
yeah nah, not into that. thanks anyway
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>>678101217
yeah, I'm surprised it didn't rain today, was warm as
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>>678101146
I'm waiting on the rain still, but I dunno if it's still on for tonight.
>>678101217
Not much, mate. Not long up to be honest, need to suss dinner and maybe go to the video store.
What's up with you?
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>>678100139
is this the worst comedian in the history of New Zealand or what?
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>>678101930
nah, my life is a worse comedian
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anyone else seen the hunt for the wilderpeople?

i seen it on Wednesday and thoroughly enjoyed it.
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>>678101756
just hope it doesnt rain too much tommorow
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>>678101930
Actually, I take that back, Jono and Ben are even worse.
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>>678102004
The trailer looked good but can never be arsed going to the movies.
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couchBro reporting in
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Listening to some hardcore shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbo2n2MzxxE
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churr cuzzies ooww oi bae u fullaz got any weed oi hook a brother up ow u kno where i am west aucks cheyeaah

fuk john key ae and uhh yeee daylight safingz fuk dat shit oi

and uggg member that random stacey chik post nudes in dis fread yo but she was rank oi fulla owww bae but uhh cuz im frm new zealand i like fat disgusting chicks

uhhh anddd any ov da breevaz hook up a chatroom... is that us bae? churrrr
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>>678101756
Video store? People still use those?
Nah nothing really, do the last wee bit of this assessment I suppose
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Chch reporting in. Just watching some bloodborne play through. Making a bag, having a cheeky vape. Hope everyone had a good Thursday.
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>>678102004
am going to see it eventually
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>>678102659
Which channel?

VAPENATION yo
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>>678102032
What's on tomorrow like?
>>678102513
Reading this was a mission.
>>678102554
I dunno, I guess I'll find out!
Word, word. Last one to do for now?
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just farted lads
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>>678102513
Is this how you all speak? This is atrocious..
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>>678102758
VN!
Two best friends play. I think their channel's called the switcher. It's pretty lulz. They do quality play through's.
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>>678102317
i never go to the movies, normally pirate them. but i did go and see this and it was worth the $13 spent.
>>678102695
Choice as bro

You couldn't show it outside of NZ.. maybe in the islands or AU but nowhere else. nobody would understand the movie.
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>>678102820
Ain't been in a video store for years!
I'm still on the same one, I just do wee bits here and there
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>>678102659
Evening fam

Hows the day been?
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>>678103113
Got put on a new med for girly problems and I feel high as fuck, but I'm also super tired and have a headache. It's pretty cancer. But It's also comfy. Wbu?
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Hello boys!

>just off for a night walk
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>>678103086
Nah, neither. Last time it's 'cause they were about to call the repo company!
Ah, righto. Getting through it no worries though?
>>678103350
sup, g. Have a mean walk.
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>>678103610
>Have a mean walk.
I will, if only for you.
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>>678103610
Hahaha shit, overdue rentals?
Yeah man, you know it
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>>678103113
Getting better. Although chorus is being fucking useless as usual.
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SPEAKING OF THE RAIN I HEAR THE RAIN IN SOUTH DUNEDIN

FUCKING FINALLY
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>>678103836
Onya. Have a good one, really.
>>678103851
Waaaaaaay overdue. Max overdue. Cute chick worked there though, I gave her the game back and the problem went away. Good times.
>>678103948
AWWW SHIT SON ITS HAPPENING
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>>678104201
I don't understand why i'm happy about it raining, but for some reason, i am.
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>>678104360
You and me both, mate. I love going for late night drives when it's hosing down
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>>678104460
>late night drives
i really must get my full license.
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>>678104201
>Dunedin
isnt that where all the cucks live?
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>>678104565
are you 15?
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>>678103304
been alright. work sucks. fagboss is still hassling about drugtest
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>>678104650
19 and have my restricted. booked in for my full hence why i want to behave and not get pulled over or anything as that would affect my booking.
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>>678104565
You fully should. It's good times. Freedom and shit.
>>678104626
Yeah, fully. We out here, mang.
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>>678104974
when was the last time you got cucked?
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>>678104201
Was she qt3.14/10?
Must have been a good game if it took a repo company to get you to take it back, haha
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>>678104678
That's pretty fucking aids. What drug did you get pinged on? Was it weed or something more hardcore?
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>>678099994
woopwoop
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>>678105134
All day, every day.
>>678105243
She was pretty qt, mate. But I'm too r-tard to do anything about it.
Not even, it was some Need For Speed game on deadgen. Probably why they forgot about it for so long!
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>>678105318
>cannabis

3week standown no pay.. finally back last wednesday
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>>678104948
never met anyone over the age of 18 that dont have thier full. i passed mine with 80 demirts. kek.
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>>678105433
3 weeks, holy Christ that's yuck!
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>>678105636
yeah man hard. new drug detection bullshit aye.. 15ng/mg when sent to lab.. anything over and your out..
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Accuracy
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>>678105778
I know it's worse at my dad's work. He won't even touch drugs. They have random drug tests and if there's an accident or incident at work they drug test everyone on site, even if you were in the shitter when it happened.
I know if your caught with anything in your system you'll be fired.
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>thought id made friends
>find out they talk shit about me when I'm not there

It's like fuckin high school.
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>>678106479
Go on?
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>>678106479
chin up fam bam
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>>678106636
Not much to it mate. Thought I was at least amicable, turns out as soon as if leave the shit talking would start. Just found out from a friend, wish they'd told me sooner. It's a kick in the gut, but I'm a weird autist so this shit happens I guess.

I'll just be alone with my figures, get a dog eventually.
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>>678106889
You cannot go wrong with getting a dog.
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>>678106644
More like shot gun under the chin, am I right

>>678107300
I have no time for a dog right now, which is the sad part. Probablybe a couple of years till then
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>>678106889
Sounds like shit, man
Some people aren't worth the hassle, sometimes it's easier to stick by yourself, in all honesty
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>>678102659
>Bloodborne
You're behind the times G, Dark Souls 3 is all the rage now.
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>>678107588
Lmao what makes it funny is that's what a lot of these people thought. They just perpetuate the views they dislike in other humans.
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>>678106479
workmates can be cocks.
pic related

also, job hunting sucks balls. big black hairy balls.
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>>678108237
My work mates are brilliant, these are other people
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>>678108324
lame. but at least ur workmates is goods
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>>678106889
Are you talking about those cunts on tc?
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>>678108882
No, real life you fucking retard.
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>>678109273
NYPA
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>>678109273
Hey you're not me

>>678109273
What does that even mean
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>>678108688
More?
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>>678109574
Woops meant >>678109325
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Any bro's know if a 99 subaru legacy b4 is worth getting?
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>>678108882
What do you know about the tc crowd to say this, I'm curious now
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>>678108688
OH DAMN THAT BOOTY THO
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>>678109574
Is it everyone there?
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>>678109664
No
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>>678109770
we're all a bunch of shut ins who havnt seen daylight in years...
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>>678109926
Incorrect, some of them have day time jobs
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>>678109664
not if it was owned by a maori
>never been serviced
>always thrashed from cold
>single mother always hitting shit
>her kids destroy the interior
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>>678109613
not your personal army
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>>678110025
Like me..
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>>678110208
Was it all of them or what?
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>>678110264
Why do you think it was the tc crowd? Have they been talking shit about someone? This anon has given us nothing to assume it was the tc group.

Drama is afoot
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>>678109919
Why?
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>>678102297
Ben Hurley is worse, or Louise Beuvink
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>>678110079
Looks like it's in pretty good nic, think it was just imported so def no Maoris
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>>678110499
Cos I could steal it with a spoon.
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>>678108688
Scum fat lazy bitch
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>>678110664
>1998
>just imported
>complied

pick 2
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>>678110664
Nigga stay away from coon mobiles
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>>678104678
This is supremely average anon.

Were you actually stoned at work?
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>>678110403
Plz respond I wasn't too know if the tc group is a bunch of gossipy cunts what's the low down who they ragging on?
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>>678110996
>stoned at work

Im not a nigger. i smoke after work got strung 8;30am monday morning
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>>678111125
>Eager's on slot mags
Booze cruising into a new decade
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>>678111154
go lurk and find out for yourself
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>>678111154
I'm guessing yes, and I'm guessing Scotty.
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>>678111294
I don't have time for that!
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>>678111125
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>>678111185
You are a loser though, too much of a loser to even see it.
>Do you even lift?
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>>678111266
eagers on 5 slots.

oh yeah. that's just the perfect combo.
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>>678111392
you've got time to be here posting about it don't you
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>>678111385
why?
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>>678111435
>lift

Its 2016 fam. catch up
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>>678111519
Like they're not going to be suspicious AF now they've been slapped all across the thread. Doubt they'd have a bitch about someone now
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>>678111392
you are such an dumbass
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>>678110264
Sorry fell asleep, Nah it wasn't tc, it's as another anon said, IRL. Was just venting.
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>>678111185
Absolute shithouse.

The way they do drug testing is such a fucking joke. You could do P on a Friday night and piss clear on Monday, but smoke one joint...
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>>678111620
Sounds plausible, is why.
>>678111940
Sleep tight, pupper. You sure about that though?
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>>678110939
It's either the subi or another honda, don't have enough time to be picky
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>>678111385
Why would people rag on Scotty? She's a good cunt.
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>>678112076
Its bollox mate..

Testing for cannabis should be mouth swabs only... Get stung even if smoked a week ago yaknow
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>>678112174
She gets ragged on all the time when she leaves.
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>>678112278
Dont smoke weed then you useless druggy cunt
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>>678112411
Man you guys are a bunch of sad cunts, nothing else better to do with your time. Glad I never hung around for long
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>>678112278
> a week ago
And worse as I understand it.

Shit should be fucking legal. Reckon it'll ever happen?

I used to be 420blazeit errday, not so much anymore, but I never harmed no one. Why am I a criminal?
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>>678112565
>implying cannabis means your a "hardcore" druggy

Gtfo you ginger nigger before you get dox'd
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>>678112411
i know, it's bullshit

>>678112174
this
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>>678112714
Don't feed the trolls /b/ro.
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>>678112656
I would say it would be decriminalized atleast...

Highly doubt completely legal..
Not with current leadership
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>>678112740
When she's not there it's usually people talking about fucking her. Which isn't an insult, I don't think so anyway.
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>>678112901
That's a step in the right direction at least. Proof to the backward-thinking majority in this country that the sky won't fall.
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How many of you cunts here do buckies. Haven't blazed in a while but a few of the boys wanna go straight in to it, I reckon it'll fuck me up fam
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>>678112777
Trips speak the truth.
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>>678113005
Nice knowing you cuz.
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>>678112648
Yeah there's a reason none of them have real friends, they're straight up shit cunts, the lot of them.
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>>678112976
I don't think one person talking about fucking her is a compliment nor out weighs getting ragged on
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>>678112976
Not in a good way though, more like fucking a fat thirsty pig.
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>>678113372
who the fuck do you think you are m8
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>>678112714
>get dox'd
Kek fuck off diabetus you filthy druggy nigger
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>>678113309
But I've never seen her getting ragged on. Is calling her thirsty ragging on her? We're all thirsty.
>>678113372
Plenty of people genuinely think she's hot.
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Bit of trolling going on in here.

Not once have I seen anyone rag on Scotty or any of the other people in the TC except for the ding Yank.

The last time someone on the TC caused shit it was Nate. Not up to your old tricks, Nate?
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>>678113531
Plenty of people in this thread say she gets ragged on. I feel sorry for the lass now
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braden clarke is a faggot
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>>678113673
They're literally raggin on people right now
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hawkes bay nudes
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>>678113856
yea they are, i'm watching and listening
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http://strawpoll.me/7303169/

Help the lads, Dunners reporting in.
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>>678113856
>>678113897
Aye? Who and who?
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Allright niggas whats the dirt on the 'famous' kiwi get the stink finger on some 8 yr olds?
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>>678114126
bbq mostly
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>>678114171
Tried to work out who it is but couldn't. He's an actor if I remember correctly.
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>>678114211
No idea who that is.
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>>678114622
>>678114622
it's who was getting ragged on
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>>678114211
>>678114664
fuck off bbq no one cares
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>>678113880
>inb4 daily reminder anon
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>>678100244
>>678100251
SECONDS APART
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>>678114211
Well he is a complete faggot to be fair
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>>678114749
i'm not bbq faggot
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>>678113856
>>678113673
>>678114126
>>678114211
>>678114664
>>678114749
>>678114858

Stop same fagging
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Overheard two white cunts on the train talking about idbro today
Was a fucking weird experience
Then they went on to discuss other nz thread related stuff
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>>678115082
>two white cunts
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>>678114875
pay for your fucking hat bbq you shitposting cunt
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>>678115082
i've heard the why are ID's even back meme get thrown around once when I was first year and hanging around some memefags..
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>>678115307
Lol it's all sorted.
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>>678115082
I swear he's gotten twice as popular now ever since he stopped posting.
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>>678115721
Evening, comrade. For you!
It's running in the rally this weekend.
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>>678115510
It's cause you fags won't shut the fuck up about him.
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Braden Clarke is a faggot!!
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>>678115082
this is why I want to be e-famous.
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>>678115786
at least it's a Porsche
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>>678115510
it was all part of his plan.
nigga pulled a Kurt Cobain.
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>>678116107
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Im in Canterbury Uni, CHC, Why are they so many fucking flies?
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>>678117357
CJ?
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>>678117459
CJ??
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>>678117582
no
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you fucking faggots
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>>678119114
mo
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>>678119114
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Auckland fag repoting
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>>678120082
what are the legs for then
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>>678120934
standing
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>>678121032
3 legs would be more than sufficient then
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>>678120934
grabbing prey. they eat while they fly
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