Waifu claiming thread -Perfection edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>insult other waifus
>most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed
Sinon is best waifu.
Dio-sama...
>>678030511
kagami claimed!!
>>678030816
hello blue awoo
Hey guys! I finished my homework? Who wants a hug?
Fucking Agatha archer playing faggots.
why perfection edition?
>Sachi Claim
>>678030816
>>678030967
Atago~
>>678031046
He probably knew I was coming.
Miho claimed
Best German CV Claimed before i go
>>678030268
~~~<3
>Sameji claim
I'm gunna go and either sleep for a while, or go drive around for a bit and fall asleep at the wheel and die in a fiery car crash, not sure yet
see ya guys later
>probably
>when you live very close to shinoa bro and he ignores you when you point it out
>>678030967
Hit me up
Internet claimed
>>678030632
Ohio .... Geographical it's the largest flatness in the world. Its bigger then the salt flats. =^..^=
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>>678031046
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>>678031375
welcome back everyone
>>678031046
cuz I can't think of any better names anymore and I'm starting the third time with dubs... in a row
>>678031325
>>678031418
>>678031307
Awh.
You should stay and lewd the place up more often.
"A buttload of dildos, is only one"
-words of a quitter
Marie rose claimed
Usual claim and lurk until something appeals to me.
>>678031230
kek
>>678031396
>damn son
did not know that
anyway, sameji out
>>678031586
see ya later sameji!
>>678031208
A new one!! Hi Atago!
>happy hugs
>>678031389
>attempted hugs
One.. Day..
>>678031586
>goodbye hugs
Bye!!
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>>678031508
>>678031837
welcome back 2.0
>>678031448
You love me don't you?
>>678031460
>>678031418
>>678031332
>>678031418
3 /get/ threads in a row? you should share some dubs
>>678031493
cya best german CV
>>678031586
cya
>>678031332
Hi Milkman
>>678031837
You just need more practice.
>>678031987
I don't really have anything to add since that's the same way I feel.
>>678032226
Hello.
>>678032226
I'll need to learn how to reach further! One day I'll do it
>another failed attempt
Anyone else want hugs?
>>678032325
Wilco, best bro
>>678031911
>911
>>678032488
who wouldn't want hugs?
>>678032325
Moo
>>678031389
Sorry about not noticing you. Same city?l or..?
>>678032579
Those abs
>>678032016
I'm not sharing!
>I get them so seldom
>>678032579
>1911
Do it, Miho
>>678032647
Kagamiiiiii~
>tight hugs
How are you?
>>678032679
Bikini Party?
>>678032877
im awesome, how about you?
>hugs!
>>678032325
How are you?
>>678032688
You said you live in Houston, right?
>>678032579
I appreciate your work, lewd bunny
>>678032877
Bikinis?
>>678032488
>hugs?
>>678032532
>>678032579
2 much lewdness
>>678032846
but this is /gets/
>>678032785
if it's abs you want...
Rolling for my waifu.
>>678032785
De geso
>>678032679
Moo moo.
>>678033079
I'm alright, getting kinda tired but that's because I didn't get much sleep last night, how are you doing?
>>678033038
Good! My new keyboard came in so that's always good
>>678033085
Definitely!
>happy hugs
>>678033079
Yes, bikinis
>>678032688
FUCK FORGIVE ME FOR NOTICING THE PREVIOUS THREAD THAT YOU'RE IN THE SAME CITY!! HOLY FUCK I'M A DUMBASS NORTHSIDE?!?!>>678033079 FORGIVE ME
>>678033120
Dio!
>>678033139
Pic
>>678033325
that cow is cute
>>678033085
It's all mine
>>678033316
Squid Girl vows to dominate humans as revenge for its pollution of the ocean.
>>678032877
Yes
>>678033325
moo
>>678033473
oooo what kinda keyboard??
>>678033740
Squid girl best girl 5ever
>>678033325
I'm doing ok, I'm going to the gym in a bit, so I guess that's good.
>Gotta work those Dr. Peppers off
>>678033526
I live on the south side, a ways from Downtown
>trying not to be too specific
>North is way better for sure
>Best flat-chested goth waifu claimed
>>678033611
>Agreed, cow a qt.
>>678033473
Hey Prinz, glad to have you around!
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>>678033139
>>678031448
Don't.
It's pretty quiet in here, did I kinds something?
>>678033972
I got a Pok3r. By far the best keyboard I've ever typed on (MX Blue)
>>678033953
N.. No lewds yet!
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>>678033987
>>678033473
>lewd prinz
>hugs from behind
heya you perv
>>678034244
Oh bb :^)
>>678034152
>>678033473
>>678032877
>saved
>>678034131
>>678034152
>>678034131
You too Ruri!
>Tight hugs
How're you doing?
>>678034152
>>678033972
Pic related is what I got. I need a new keyboard wrist wrest my current is a little big
>prinz
>>678033953
You're getting bolder and bolder
Would everyone in this thread consider us official? Just curious and I gotta go for a bit. Ware house work related stuff so see you guys for now
>>678034090
Ooohhhhh so the memes are true
>>678034152
Charollette is with me
>>678034448
ooooo its so shiny
>>678034464
Nah nevermind about us being offical. It's just a chasing game
>>678034268
>>678034352
A.. Ah! You scared me!
>hugs back
Hi Chara Onee-chan! How're you?
>>678034372
Hi Teto <3
>love hugs
>>678034398
No but seriously nudes aren't allowed
>>678034131
Probably don't need the qualifier "best flat-chested" anymore
>never coming back
>>678034661
>>678030511
>>678034752
He was here like 2 hours ago
Also Hi Yuuko
>>678034707
I'm fine, thanks. Just a bit tired. Will be gone in an hour
>>678034752
Oh, heya Yuuko!
>Never coming back
Don't you dare!
>>678031586
Behold Midwest weather. Yes that is my hand.=^..^=
>>678034597
It is! It fits well with my pc setup. Its really a pleasure to type on
>just gotta get used to Escape key position and no ^v<> keys I need to use function key
>>678034972
Oh, darn! Going to sleep?
>>678034707
>>678034870
team flat unite
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>>678035247
whoo!!
>>678034942
Oh well fuck me.
That's cool though.
Hello bubblegum
>>678034972
Hello spooky mizuki
Nice day ain't it?
>>678033611
Thanks.
>>678033791
Moooo.
>>678034090
Have a good work out if you do decide to go, I'm too sore from last night so I'm not going today.
>>678034131
Thanks to you too.
>>678034752
A small chest mean you can hold them closer to your heart.
>>678035201
Come on now
>hugs so nobody sees your naked body
>>678035247
Woo! Team flat!
>>678035130
Correct!
It will be 3am then. It's 2am now
>I gotta savor the time here
>because you guys are more friends than my RL friends
>>678035247
Team Flat!
>>678035368
yup, it was sunny the whole day! Now it's rather dark hehehe
>>678035526
Ooh! Okay! At least I got to spend some time with you
>>678035247
>>678035517
>pats head
>>678035517
>>678035384
>>678035247
>>678034870
>>678034131
Many stand against us, but they will never win
We said we would return and here we are again
To bring them all destruction, suffering and pain
We are the hammer of the gods, we are thunder, wind and rain
>>678035384
Spooning would leave you just as close regardless of boob size.
>checkmate atheists
hello btw, hope you're doing well.
>>678035247
>>678035885
but what if i wanna look into their eyes?
>>678035757
Hehe~no lewd okay?
>>678035775
Its always this time of day, but this time I'm not going to work out and can stay and fight.
>>678036020
They're japanese, you couldn't do that anyway.
>>678035662
Jaja! Exactly!
I'm also happy to spend time with you and everyone else
>>678035885
I was doing ok till my drier broke. And now all my clothes are wet so i cant uber.
>>678036346
>>678036070
>people claiming 0 personality no story boats as 'perfect' waifus
they're barely fap material let alone waifu material
>>678036102
We alone are fighting for metal that is true
We own the right to relive the fight, we're here for all of you
Now swear the blood upon your steel will never dry
Stand and fight together beneath the battle sky
>>678036346
Kek
>>678036384
>warm hugs
Aww~
>>678036422
Oh God. RIP drier
>in the aaaarms of an aaaangeel
>>678036632
There we go! You're clothed now!
>>678036801
>in the aaaarms of an aaaangeel
>>678034448
I'm alright, it's pretty windy outside right now, but I love it. Yet another reason to prepare tea, heh.
Nice keyboard, by the way.
How have you been?
>hugs back
>>678034752
>best flat-chested
Goth waifu claimed sounds pretty dull, bro.
>I'll make sure she greets you first as soon as she comes back.
>>678036722
Claim and be judged, anon.
>>678036422
How unfortunate. Thank god winter is over so worst case scenario you could still hang them up old school.
>>678036628
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>>678036801
Nice stash there
>>678036801
>hugs back
I'm all gay for you
>>678035368
How are you today?
>>678035384
I know I'm on the other side here but that was really cute.
>>678035379
Thanks man
>replies are late I'm sorry
>>678036899
Sorry I had to
>>678036922
Thanks! I've been well, just kinda Hungry so I might make a snack
>>678036927
You too~
>>678037006
Hehehe~
Are you now?
>>678036927
Its 55 right now
>>678037024
Pillows are nice too.
>>678037024
Fine, got in a stupid argument with a co-worker which is bugging me now.
>fuckin normies
How you doing beautiful?
>>678036899
Man i love that funny commercial that uses that song.
Lurking in full affect. =~..~=
>>678037227
I always was!
>I'm not even kidding, I'm bi
>>678037369
Do tell, stupid arguments are always funny
>>678036801
>>678037369
I'll fucking stab you.
>>678037356
Perfect temp to get on out there in your underwear and hang up clothing. Just make sure to wink at neighbors walking by.
>>678037535
Not funny at all. Just a guy who's friends with my boss so he doesn't have to do jack shit.
It's not a battle i can win.
>>678037535
Oh! Well I wasn't expecting that! I like you too~
>>678037570
PUT EM BACK ON
>>678037369
>commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Mw1SB5P_FM
>>678037755
>checked
Ah, that sounds dumb...
>>678037809
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition...
uh I meant me
>>678037835
No, no, no, no, no,no,no, don't post that evil here
>>678037835
Please tell me that isn't real
>>678037737
Bring it on fam!
>>678037835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gspElv1yvc
Hope you weren't having a good day before hand.
>>678038100
Everything with me is sister.
>>678037835
That gave me fucking cancer. And made me want to join the Navy instead.
>>678038033
Oh God please
>hugs again
I WONT LET GO TIL YOURE DRESSED
>>678038100
You're a cool guy, Chara
>very happy hugs
>>678038404
I was planning to join the Navy anyway if I need to do service
>>678038229
no, no that's not true tough
You're nice and chill. That's not dumb!
>You dumbass
>>678038549
>Implying I'm not a cool guy
Do you want to get stabbed?
>Happy hugs back
>>678038404
the navy seals?
>>678038229
<3
>>678037835
i can guarantee with 100% accuracy that, as someone in the military, exactly what i had to do to get in the army!
I'm still here
>>678038742
N.. No not At all!
>pats head
>>678038783
What the fuck did you say to me, you little bitch?
>>678038802
Being cute wont save you!
Take this!
>>678038742
My waifu suits me if you know what i mean.
>>678038123
I feed off of your pain
>>678038229
This is /b/
You think that bothers any of us?
Snap out of it
>>678038404
Makes hanging yourself easier
>>678038783
We like to call JTF2 the "Navy Seal Clubbers"
>>678038833
Totally that easy
>>678039145
yep, mine was a ice demon golem instead though
>>678038847
>wryyyyy....
>>678038953
ehehe~
>Navy seals?
>I got undertale seals
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I am the personification of hate and greed and I've been involved in numerous genocide runs on the underworld and I have erased the world over 300 times. I am trained in SAVEing and I'm the most DETERMINED being in the entire Underworld. You are nothing to me but just some more EXP. I will ERASE you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never seen before in the Underworld, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am threatening Alphys and she is tracking your IP right now, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your SOUL. You're fucking ERASED, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my old knife. Not only am I extensively DETERMINED and able to come back to life after being killed, but I also have the ability to ERASE the fucking world and if I feel like it, I will use it to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known that you were never the one in control, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn IDIOT, I will stab you over and over until you are nothing but dust. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>678039117
I kinda get it. You seem like Yuuko. But I don't think you're dumb
>>678038549
I was going to join the Marines about 8 years ago but blew out my knee.
>>678038783
Yeah fuck that shit. I see them guys training everyday.
>>678039117
No bully
>>678039145
No trees near me.
>>678039314
who is this semen demon?
>>678039316
you need better copypastas
>>678038953
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
>>678038833
you're in the army?
also checked
>>678039443
yeah...getting out in a bit though
Lots of fighting tonight. =~..¬=
>>678038549
>>678037835
Christ.
>>678039314
Already claimed, sorry! Good taste though!
>>678039316
>nice meme
>>678039387
Oh damn. How?
>>678039443
What have I started
>>678039145
I'm sorry, i'll stick to slowly toying with other's emotions and convincing them to jihad.
>>678039387
Here take this as an apology.
>>678039559
IS NOT SHUT UP!
