Ask a psychologist anything.
I'm h-here for you, Anonymous!
>>678026590
should i rape you?
why is there always such an hard feeling in my pants at the morning
Any tips on how to live with bipolar?
Should i try meditation?
should i kill myself
I've been having a lot of trouble focusing on anything academic, and I have no idea what the fucking problem is. I'm almost starting to get mad at the amount of brain fog I have, every time in lecture I try my hardest to comprehend what's going on, and it's like in one ear, out the other. No idea what's up with me. I try to eat well, I exercise frequently, and I think I get enough sleep. A wake up in the middle of the night a couple times, but I don't think it's anything major. Is there anything I can do to help break through this? I just don't know what the hell is up with me.
>>678026590
How old were you when you got your highest level degree
>>678026590
*hugs*
bumping
>>678026590
Card tricks or coin tricks
>>678026938
Why not, yolo
>>678026720
No.
>>678026802
Seek medical attention. You really need some for of medication.
I'm sorry Anonymous, I'm so so sorry. I know that isn't what you want to hear. But it's how it is.
*hugs tightly* Be strong. Seek help.
>>678026938
No
>>678026867
No.
>>678026969
*hugs*
>>678026961
Not psychologist here, but i am a mental health case manager?
I have ADHD and depression, both of which have historically caused that brain fog. If you arent sad all the time just randomly, then maybe its ADD or ADHD?
Hello Alice! It's great to see you again! How was work?
>>678027114
B O N E D
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>>678026961
That sounds like ADHD or depression. Please seek medical attention! It is very important to get it early!
>>678027180
Wow, thank you for confirming it MHCM!
>>678026590
Yeah I've got an issue I've always been wondering. When I meet people I feel like they're always hesitant to be themselves around me nd their a little uneasy or theyll try n use slang when they talk to me cause I'm black I feel like when they do this to impress me somehow. Also for example if I have my hands in my pocket eventually they'll do the same happens every time what's this mean?
>>678027124
Go away you fucking idiot, real Alice is dead. Posting like this is just in poor taste.
>watches from afar
>>678027187
Good! I got a lot done, and my code is client facing now!
I'm a success again! Yaaaay!
I've got a fantastic girlfriend of two years, but want to fuck another girl. What do?
>>678027314
I really don't think it's either of those. It's just onset in the last month or two. I know the symptoms of depression, and I really don't think it's that. Do you have any lifestyle tips for me to help work through this? I don't think it's in need of medical attention, I've performed very well in school before this.
>>678027469
Fuck the new girl doesn't mean you have to stop loving your current one
Why does everybody hate me ?
>>678026590
Psychologists are useless. Ask a neurologist.
>>678027422
Nice dubs!
>>678026590
Is watching normal porn gay? You are basically taking enjoyment watching a penis.
>>678027422
Fuck, forgot rest of reply.
I'm glad that you are a success! Have you achieved success at success at success tho?
>>678027404
Any Alice with love in her hearts is as much an Alice as any other. I'm Alice2. My mother, Alice1, and her mother, Alice0, were great women.
I will not allow their feelings to go to waste!
>>678027403
It means you are cool man! People look up to you!
If you don't like that, tell them. That's all there is to it.
>>678027469
Talk to your girlfriend! Don't just bottle it up Anonymous! She deserves your honesty!
>>678027636
Well, you could try taking adrafinil; my legal team says that I should always include a warning, but adrafinil is not greymarket; it's entirely legal to own and possess in the US.
However you should do your own research and look up the laws in your own location, just to be sure! It's very effective as a sleep suppressant, similar to caffiene but without the jitteriness.
>>678027749
I don't!
>>678027923
Thank you!
>>678028001
Nope!
>>678027845
Neurologists and psychologists work together, along with psychiatrists and therapists, to help people.
Having one without the other is like peanut butter without chocolate in a reeses!
I want to ask what is the border between being stupid and mentally handicapped.
I suspect my 2 side families to have a mild case of sociopathy and autism and I seemed to have gotten the end of the stick. I've been a mute and awkward kid ever since I was born. My subconscious simply doesn't seem to work correctly with my conscious, I can never think of social things on the fly, what to say, how to react, what sounds charming, awkward, suave, dumb.
>>678026756
Do psychologists have sex with their patients?
>>678028147
Its kind of annoying cause when I tease them about something I feel like they take it personal cause they never know how to react to it idk its just weird I just started a new job and even my boss does it to me I'm like wtf? But u bitch at everyone else
>>678028147
Alright, I'll check it out. I took piracetam to no effect on top of whatever other fucking supplements I got, so yeah I'll look into it. Hopefully it helps me work through this shit. Thanks Alice.
>>678028147
I get an erection every time I see a dead body or animal... is that healthy?
What is your opinion on zodiac signs?
>>678028328
It's an I.Q. of around 80-85!
Sociopathy isn't real; the diagnosis is ASPD anonymous! But it sounds like what you really have is social anxiety, not autism; by all means, seek medical advice and get tested!
>>678028608
Piracetam isn't well verified, but adrafinil and modafinil are; that's why modafinil is a prescription medication.
No problem! Contact me at [email protected] if you need more help!
>>678026590
I will never get a girlfriend
I know what you're thinking
the reason for this is because I fell in love with a figment of my imagination at an early age and my standards of women are impossibly high because this figment is perfect to me in every way
how to stop loving imaginary people and avoid chest pains when I think about her?
>>678028728
Nope!
>>678028784
Meaningless!
>>678028791
Yeah, I'll just use the chat. Thanks though.
What is your experience as a psychiatrist? What makes you competent enough to fulfil this role?
>>678026590
What do you value most in life?
>>678028865
Seek therapy! You had delusions as a young child and may need antipsychotics!
>>678028907
Then why didn't you ask me in there!
>>678029199
My intelligence!
>>678026590
Care to comment on this whole business?
>>678004345
FYI, psychologists are not therapists
Painless suicide methods plox? I won't do it :) it just makes me happier and more confident knowing I can decide when the time comes.
>>678029251
Has almost no basis in reality at all!
>>678029274
Correct!
>>678029346
Absolutely not! It's not an option!
>>678029243
Cause you're running a thread, no need to make you tab out.
>>678026590
>psychologist
>psychiatric
>answer questions mean for a therapist
Sure OP
If you are a psychologist, shouldn't you be telling 90% of these people that their question is outside of your profession?
>>678026590
Oh shit, not you again.
This guys thread a few nights ago was filled with shitty advice, wrong advice, and downright dangerous advice.
Don't listen to this moron please. He got his degree from an online university based in Panama.
OP let me have hot monkey sex with you, it'll snap me out of my depression.
>>678029560
>wrong advice
>95% of it is go to a doctor
I got some for you buddy, you got clinical retardation.
>>678028753
This m8 needs diagnosis
>>678029404
I can do up to 8 things at once!
>>678029410
Have you not seen me referring almost everyone here to a medical doctor? I'm giving them information they need to ask their doctor about.
Being a mental health advocate is most of what non-research psychologists do! That and referrals!
>>678029560
My degree is from the U.S. thanks!
>>678029560
So in other words more trolling this dumb blonde avatarfag.
My gf of 3.5 years before up with me last night. I am 19, she's 20. I don't need sympathy. I know why she left and I can't blame her. I'm a fuck-up. I just failed both my winter term classes at the community college.
Tell me /b/, how do you manage to focus and get things done? I need help from you now more than ever.
>>678027845
Fuckin this.
Find a psychiatrist or neurologist.
Psychologist are 100% losers than weren't clever enough to study a real subject.
>>678029170
>>678029884
What does this have to do with psychology?
>>678026590
Why.....why are you gay
Why are you a Gayman?
Why did you make that choice?
>>678029737
Yeah, I gotcha. I usually just prefer my anonymity if possible, I'm weird.
>>678029243
>My intelligence
What intelligence you moron? You're posting on goddamn /b/ of all places and you have the writing style of a retarded cheerleader.
You're a downright dumbass derpball which should go back to taking care of sane kindergarten kids and singing them songs. Or sucking cocks from the football team.
>>678029884
I use coffee and modafinil!
>>678029979
Psychiatrists have around 5 to 15 minutes of time with a patient per month, usually to change prescriptions or make sure they work right.
Why do you think psychologists and therapists exist? To fill the gaps.
>>678030095
Very weird!
I fantasize about murdering people and/or animals, but I know I'm not a psychopath because I feel empathy for other living beings, what's wrong with me?
PS: I also have schizophrenia.
>>678029737
>I can do up to 8 things at once!
I believe you.
>>678026590
There's a guy, he's a child molester, child rapist, basically a sexual predator. He is a sociopath that has graduated into a full fledged psychopath. If you are truly a psychologist, I don't even have to tell you how he is a master manipulator. He tried to murder me three times by poisoning my drinks at work.
Is it true that it is impossible for a psychopath to be caught?
I have the perfect murder plan to get rid of him, is this the best thing to do against a sick animal like him?
were you on here yesterday?
>>678030180
Sounds like you have a case of edgelord and faggotry
>>678026590
why do I never feel satisfied with what I do or accomplish
>>678029681
>>678029737
If your answer to literally fucking everything is "see an actual doctor", then what fucking use are you.
Psychology is a fucking joke.
>>678030166
That's odd, as a programmer I make a quarter of a mil a year; do you think I should give some of it back?
Since I'm so stupid and all.
>>678030180
That sounds like intrusive thoughts! Ask your doctor to adjust your medication!
*hugs tight* I'm sorry, it's just all trial and error still. Sadly, we can't figure out what dose and what drug to use when.
>>678030216
Thanks!
>>678030377
Not at all true, and sociopathy and psychopathy are not medical designations; they are criminal ones.
What you are referring to is ASPD.
>>678030406
Yep! Welcome back!
>>678030451
Sounds like anhedonia, which is a symptom of depression. Seek medical attention!
>>678030456
Because I serve to tell people what information to give to the doctor! I'm a mental health advocate!
Isn't life grand?
>>678030456
>what is "research" ?
>>678030170
Ty anon. I'll look into it.
>>678030180
I used to torture my pet parrots by shoving a knife in their cage.
The only animal I ever cared for were cats. Those things I couldn't harm them.
Instead rabbits bore the shit out of me and I tried to teach them kung fu.
Why am I unhappy? I'm feel like I'm the man. I make good money, drive a nice car. Have plenty of great friends. I'm in great shape... Great family.... For a guy that seems to have everything going for him, I'm just extremely unmotivated. I want a girlfriend, but I'm pretty bad at talking to girls. My confidence is shit. Why OP?
>>678030456
>if a farmer's answer to everything is "ask a chef," then what fucking use are you?
>Farming is a joke
>>678030669
>Programmer
>Giving social advice
We're done here.
>>678030761
Ask a therapist you dipshit, you apparently don't know what a psychologist does.
>>678030669
What is this then in a medical site?
http://www.md-health.com/Sociopath-Traits.html
>>678030746
Ow the edge.
>>678030669
>Because I serve to tell people what information to give to the doctor! I'm a mental health advocate!
>They tell you their story
>You say yup, you should tell that to a doctor
>They tell a doctor their story
>The doctor actually diagnoses and treats them
Sounds like you are a complete waste of space. So much so, you are posting on 4chan of all places to try to validate your shitty degree.
Kill yourself.
>>678030835
Total strawman. You must be so proud.
>>678030852
People aren't just limited to one career, profession or study.
>>678030852
Yeah dude, being a programmer means you HAVE to be autistic. Fuck off, retard.
What are some signs for anger issues
Also why am i not bothered to get a girlfriend i have had girls like me but i cant feel anything for them
>>678030736
My pleasure! Use adrafinil, as it is legal; modafinil is only by prescription.
>>678030761
You sound like you have anhedonia, and need to seek medical attention!
I know this can be hard Anonymous, but I believe in you *hugs tightly* Don't back down; make an appointment today!
>>678030852
I have a dual major! How crazy!
>>678030921
Generally therapists take referrals from psychologists!
>>678031050
That's not really a medical site. Here, let me help!
http://www.psi.uba.ar/academica/carrerasdegrado/psicologia/sitios_catedras/practicas_profesionales/820_clinica_tr_personalidad_psicosis/material/dsm.pdf
>>678031104
Generally, I give them information to HELP the doctor diagnose them, and choose which medications to pick.
Welcome to the health care system!
>>678031168
It's called an argument by analogy to point out that you are asking a psychologist to answer questions that he doesn't have within his field.
>>678031276
Are you done attentionwhoring?
>>678031276
Adrafinil isn't even licensed.
Holy shit, so not only do you do nothing except tell people to see a real professional that actually knows things, you give out shitty advice while you are doing it.
What a colossal joke you and your pathetic psychology are.
>>678031276
I'm a little in debt and need to pay my taxes, can you lend me 300 dollars?
>>678026590
Ive found that lately ive lost my abillity to love other people, even the cutest girls who i thought id fall for i fail to develop deeper feelings for i think they can tell too. Ive had low empathy for most of my life but its never been quite this bad most of my emotional and social interaction is half assed at best unless im pissed off.
How do i fix this? I dont want to make the same mistakes on another qt.
>>678031614
If I was attention whoring, I'd post more lewd pictures.
>>678031651
...yes, that's the point. If it was licensed, you'd need a prescription. given it's a pro-drug for modafinil, it's just as safe and effective, and legal to purchase.
It's like you are intentionally dense. Go troll somewhere else.
>>678031186
>>678031179
Don't feed the retard, he's getting off on it. For fucks sake what kinda programmer is he anyway? A code monkey network fag?
>>678031104
Taking the bait to defend OP.
Wouldn't the people here be most needing of genuine help?
>>678031835
Sounds like anhedonia, seek medical attention!
>>678031826
Email me at [email protected]
We'll see what we can do!
>>678032036
I've explained what I program in like every thread; lurk more!
>>678032166
And this fucking retard telling them "go to a doctor" is helping?
I might as well start a thread saying: "I AM A PSYCHOLOGIST. MY RESPONSE TO EVERY REPLY WILL BE SEE A DOCTOR. I CAN'T ACTUALLY DO JACK SHIT MYSELF. YOU ARE ALL WELCOME."
>>678032320
Wow, you really need to read her responses more. They are a lot more nuanced than that tard.
See the X in the corner? Just click it if you don't like the thread faggot
Chris what the hell are you doing here playing doctor. Get back to /g/ where you belong and start sharing some of that c+× code before you die from an aneurysm from your own faggotry.
>>678032205
WheneverI date a girl and break up with her I don't feel anything, regardless how long we've dated or how much I loved her. Is that normal?
>>678032320
Sometimes you need a gentle push to fix the things in your life you've been neglecting <3
>>678032205
What kinda sex do you enjoy, OP?
>>678032614
I actually do mostly functional languages like Haskell, with C++ as shells around the models (we also drop to C or even ASM for speed).
>>678032672
It's not normal, but it isn't rare either.
How do you feel, empathy wise, towards other things that occur during your life?
>>678032868
All kinds!
>>678028147
I'm new to these threads.
What is it with this Alice0, Alice1 and Alice2 thing?
>>678032491
Nuanced? Saying "it might be depression or anhedonia or ADHD, seek medical attention" is nuanced? Any retard could tell you that with google and 30 seconds.
>>678032672
Same buddy. I don't know what's wrong with me, I just push em right out of my life.
>>678026590
How can anyone take the DSM seriously?
Just one gem from the latest edition....
Mathematics disorder
Mathematics disorder, formerly called developmental arithmetic disorder, developmental acalculia, or dyscalculia, is a learning disorder in which a person's mathematical ability is substantially below the level normally expected based on his or her age, intelligence, life experiences, educational background, and physical impairments. This disability affects the ability to do calculations as well as the ability to understand word problems and mathematical concepts.
Mathematics disorder, lol.
My best friend is dying of terminal cancer. He's my only friend and I have no family. Is there any reason I shouldn't kill myself when he dies?
I got in a relationship like 1 week ago this girl frequently cuts me when I'm sleeping. I didn't notice the cuts anywhere because I sleep with my clothes on. Anyways I noticed them like 2days ago and now she started cutting me whenever she wants but it feels really good.
Is something wrong with me?
>>678032205
How many times have you sucked the cock?
>>678032959
Ignore it buddy, there's no need to fret over tripfag drama that happened five years ago. Just enough.
Porn preference?
Opinion on this style of porn?
Is porn a problem in society?
>>678032959
Just ancient history from 2008. Nothing to worry about.
>>678032981
and yet, they didn't despite people asking me! How odd!
>>678033001
Very easily!
Also, you believe in dyslexia but not dyscalculia? Maybe you need to read a book Anonymous!
>>678033016
Yes. Because he wouldn't want that Anonymous.
>>678033020
Y-yes. Self harm is not good. Please stop!
>>678033027
Oh Anonymous. A lady doesn't suck and tell.
Girls do not enjoy sex.
>>678033250
Wrong porn to question.
How to cure depression
>>678033001
Do you think dyslexia is nonsense?
If yes, your opinion is moot.
If no, why do you think dyscalculia is any weirder?
>>678033319
>Girls cuts me
>Self harm is not good
Not only does she have a worthless degree, she is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
>>678033407
I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry...depression cannot be cured, only treated. However, with a competent therapist, a team of psychologists, a not terrible psychiatrists, group therapy, a little CBT, and a few medications, you'll be able to lead a long, happy, productive life!
Who is your favourite pony?
>>678033319
Is ADD/ADHD actually real or is it just an excuse for people with short attention spans?
>>678033319
I've done 2 Masters so I've read "a book"
Mathematics disorder is a joke. I could make a list of ridiculous disorders from this edition and previous and if you really want to defend all of them, you're a complete idiot.
Occupational Defiance Order? LOL
>>678032912
Epithy wise I don't feel much. I once saw my mother get abused, and didn't step in. Even when I could clearly stop it.
If there is something wrong, and I feel somewhat bad. I laugh it away.
What was the length and girth of the biggest cock you've taken? Can you send pics?
Hey OP. All asians are autistic, right?
>>678033685
There is plenty of genetic evidence to suggest it is real, though massively overdosed.
>>678033836
That sounds liek ASPD to me, or extreme depression. Seek medical attention!
>>678033707
Sounds like you need to read better books and get real degrees!
Again, is dyslexia real? Then dyscalcia is. Prove me wrong.
>>678034027
Nope!
Oooh OP I need my dick sucked, it's getting cold.
Get in bed baby I'm laying down for you.
>>678034105
>get real degrees, says the psychologist
>>678034105
Looks like I should get myself tested then. :^)
>>678034105
So how bullied were you in school, op? Did you had to give free blowjobs to everyone so you didn't get raped too badly?
>>678034105
>psychology
>real degree
>mfw
>no face
>>678034281
I have a Computer Science degree from Princeton; what about you?
>>678034294
Do so! You won't regret it!
>>678034105
Go back to /a/ you bloody faggot.
>>678034407
Sounds like ASPD or PTSD. Seek medical attention!
This psychology thing is easy.
>>678034105
Still haven't gotten a psychologist's opinion on porn, does it benefit society or harm it?
Does furry porn appeal to you?
>>678034505
I have a medical degree. You know, the one you were too stupid to apply for.
I need to hear your voice saying "I love you" to save my life.
http://vocaroo.com
i want to kill myself
I'm developing a mild hatred for women yet I'm still attracted to them
What do?
>>678034530
/b/ is my home, silly
>>678034560
You are asking a /b/tard who spammed and deleted furry threads for years.
Ask someone else.
>>678034634
Nah, I was smart; I make more than you and didn't have to go through residency!
Quarter of a mil, biaaaaach! Financial models for the win!
>>678033319
Why are you acting differently today? Are you an imposter?
What psychological condition does /b/ have if /b/ was a person?
Also preferences on porn.
>>678034864
Nah, it's the real one brother.
>>678034779
Sounds like ASPD or depression. Seek medical attention!
>>678034947
this
>>678034791
Sounds like LMAO or ROFL. Seek medical attention!
>>678034864
I'm happy the thread is going so well, and the trolls are so incompetent.
Why, is it bad? I'll tone it down tomorrow.
Post your genitals and I'll post mine.
>>678034986
you seem feistier today. are you feeling feisty babe?
>>678034864
Sounds like OMG or WTF. Seek medical attention!
Can you make a video game for me?
>>678035164
Pretty damn feisty all the time.
>>678035076
Sounds like BBQ or KFC. Seek medical attention!
>>678035076
I ain't a troll, I was just asking, and out of respect, I will stop posting porn.
What psychological condition does /b/ have if /b/ was a person?
>>678026590
Why do I unintentionally hurt people? I've lost everyone in my life because I've apparently hurt them but I don't get why they got so mad.
>>678035376
Sounds like BRB or AFK. Seek medical attention!
>>678035376
Sounds like IRS or NSA. Seek medical attention!
You like having your pony tail pulled while having doggy sex?
You love getting fucked from behind?
You love being dominated and strangled like the cute little nerd you are?
Beg for my cock, say how much you want it, you little slut.
>>678035189
Sounds like you're a nigger! Seek dis dick niggaaa suck my dick right fucking now mom i'm horny no chester go to your room fine but dont tell dad that i'm horny 4 u you get upstair right now and you bet your ass i'm going to tell your father and he is going to break every bone in your bod y you piece of shit
>>678035376
Sounds like DOTA 2 or CSGO. Seek medical attention!
>>678035324
Be is not a person. It's a group of people
>>678035192
I probably could! 2D games are pretty easy to pump out.
>>678035164
Yup.
>>678035324
Probably nothing; /b/ isn't any worse than the general population.
Alright, I need to go take someone to the hospital. I'll be back at 8AM tomorrow, and then again at 7PM.
See you all then!
With love,
Alice
>>678035604
This is now a Dota 2 thread.
Favourite heroes? I like Axe.
OP, are you that faggy programmer that was cucked into a marriage and pretends to be a psychologist cause you code something about human behavior?
>>678035623
Please, hurry back so you can tell everyone that you don't know anything and they need to seek medical attention.
What a fucking waste of oxygen you are.
>>678035695
How did you know that?
>>678035623
Right after he was asked the sexual questions.
>>678035800
shut the fuck up asshole
>>678035686
Io Master Race!
>>678035015
>>678035189
>>678035281
>>678035463
>>678035604
Your trolling is almost as low-quality as the level of my general conversation. You should stop embarrassing yourself.
>>678035884
Sounds like Rage or Stupidity! Seek medical attention!
>>678036024
Sounds like AIDS or HIV! Go seek medical attention!
>>678035802
I paid attention yesterday.
Also you seem like an interesting person and I want to be your friend cause im so lonely :(
>>678036024
Not trolling bro. I'm also a psychologist, just helping out OP by giving out pro advice like she is.
>>678036250
Always glad to have help!
>>678036219
Yeah, I'm OP and that isn't me.
*vanishes*
>b me 1 dey
>back wen i lived in spain
>was gey back then
>was suking on sum man's penis
>sudden he starts cry
>"stop sukin i am not gey"
>blacklivesmatter.gif
>"are you serious???"
>"sí" (sorry forget english word for sí)
i was really upset becuse i was so horny and i must stopped i almost rape him
>>678026590
Why is op a faggot
>>678035884
He's mad! He's syffering from madness, everyone. Tie him down and restrain him then forcefully inject pain killers, xanax and sleeping pills into him. Ahck it's not powerful enough, quick! Give him alcohol!
>40 minutes later
Oops he's dead. But hey we did everything we could. Because we're doctors and this is the US we don't go to jail over dead patients. God bless America with its cucked laws.
>>678036443
What is "cluster B" disorder?
>>678036443
ok OP next time you make this thread I will remember more details. Then you'll really want to be my friend.
>>678036637
not even op you have autism
>>678036562
keked at this retarded shit for some reason
>>678036637
why would doctors go to jail for dead patients if it's not their fault?
>>678036562
i'm guessing you're new to english
>>678036781
OP i'm so sorry it's not my fault you got married pls just love me im so alone ;_;
>>678026590
Is "inventing" my own dogma/religion and following it/believing it even though i know its fake a good way to motivate myself to get through life?
>>678037042
I'm guessing people make mistakes when speaking or transcribing any language, including English
What if my whole life, I've felt like an apache helicopter?
>>678037284
you gave me such beautiful advice yesterday I'll never forget it ;_;
"just talk to a judge"
Remember that?
You should because your words are like a kiss from a faerie, OP. I want to have deep and meaningful conversations with you. I want to know all of your best advice. You are so helpful. I have never met another person so helpful as you. Pls OP ;_; nobody is as nice to me as you
>>678037453
What does an Apache Helicopter feel like?
¿Why people continue living?
>>678037566
D'aww.
>>678037635
I live in hopes of meeting someone like OP irl
>>678037566
That was beautiful
>>678026590
Where does that creepy alice in the psychiatric booth come from
I know its an edit i mean the original alice picture
>>678036562
wtf
I want to die, treatment for 2 decades and it ain't working, can't seem to convince myself I don't
OP, how do I stop getting attached to nice people that call themselves girls on imageboards and anonymous instant messengers?
Today I posted my tox adress in atleast 10 different threads. Nobody wants to talk to me.
I just want to meet someone that will care for me and allow me to care for them too. I just want to know that the world is not devoid of affection ;_;
>>678038224
I'm not the OP but it sounds like you need to get outside more. Conversely, you could stop worrying about what's in other people's pantsu.
this is my depression thread now
everyone else get the fuck out
>>678037790
I meant, Why do you even exist? I dont know you, but, are you living for yourself and nobody else?
After some time i thought, ¿Why parents want to have children? Is it a life requierement like to have a medal that states "I have been a succesfull parent or just o feel proud of their children? Did your children beg you for their life? What if your son is not succesfull in life? you shoudnt be dissapointed, right?
>>678038930
>why do I even exist
no reason, same as everything else
>why parents want to have children
sadistic fucks, brining suffering into the world for material gain
psychologist are more fucked up than the people that they are trying to help.
Enjoy,
>>678039104
To put in clear, why you were born?
I made a song I hope you enjoy it:
"my life is a meme,
my life is a meme,
the memes are a lie,
and I want to die,
my death is a meme,
my death is a dream,
i dream in meme,
I only dream in meme,
my life is a lie,
I need to fucking die,
my life is a meme,
i want to end this dream,
my life sucks like shit,
i want to kiss sweet death,
my life
needs
to
end"
>>678038930
Happy people who like themselves and the world make more people so more nice people exist who can appreciate the wonderful world
>>678039250
That just means they have life experience.
>nod, nod
>>678039317
my parents fucked
maybe they didnt think about my suffering when they fucked
maybe they did and only cared about their own desires
tbh its the latter
they never cared for me
no one ever cared for me
so now I seek care from nice strangers
>>678039415
Probably, you are never going to have that "wonderful world", as probably you will never be living for yourself and nobody else, as on this capitalist society, money is not grown from trees, and you are going to do things that probably will make you dislike yourself.
>>678039695
the title of this song is "my parents fucked and they never cared for me"
"My parents fucked,
my parents fucked,
and here I am,
a living fuck,
I'm so fucked,
I fucked myself,
because my parents fucked,
to fuck my life,
my life is fuck,
I had no choice,
but they chose to fuck,
and now I'm fucked."
>>678039695
Then, why you dont suicide?
>>678039940
Take what you want and pay for it.
>No regreats yo
>>678026590
ok so i've been wondering if you could give me your opinion on this. I've had, what i perceive as ticks for a while. some examples include when im walking i shake my head cuz it feels like there is hair in front of my eyes and then i pretty much start shaking my head every 5 seconds or compulsively cracking my neck, fingers, and wanting to do it over and over again or stretching muscles. some come and go and others which i do not currently have right now are: eye twitching, clicking with my tongue on the roof of my mouth. Im not sure if im aptly describing it but it feels like irresistible urges that are only sated once i do them. Im 18 and was wondering what you thought
>>678028528
Answer this please, OP. Can it happen?
>>678026590
did you take one semester or two semesters of psych to feel eligible to treat other peoples' mental disorders without even knowing them?
>>678040258
So you are saying that i should do things that i dislike, to dislike myself more and more untill i become depressed and then suicide? (probably?)
>>678040171
I'll express it in song:
"im delusional, and im an idealist faggot,
I live for technology, and with death I wont have it,
to live some more is to write a song,
to pass the time untill vr comes along,
Veeeeeee arrrrrrrrrrrr~
my waifu dreams will all come true,
waaaaaiii fuuuuuuuuu~
I only live, I only live for youuuuuuuuu~
I only live,
I only live,
4 u."
>>678038930
>why do people want to have children
biologically ingrained in humans. Some more, some less, but just like sex drive(which actually would be a major part of wanting to have children without the pill or condoms) people just do.
Theres no real logic behind it, its just something that people want. And even if my son wasn´t successful, if he actually genuinely tried to be I would still be proud.
>>678040693
So if I dont have a reson to live for should i suicide?
>>678026590
I can't go back home and need a place to stay in my city for a couple nights, what do
>>678040258
I'm saying don't do things you dislike and don't hate yourself for it. Accept responsibility for not doing the thing that would make you hate yourself and live with the consequences.
the depth of my desperation,
is my only rope for salvation,
through song and through agony,
I'll make enough pity money,
to survive enough to imbibe,
a whiskey to support my life,
a whiskey to dull out a pain,
untill I waifu-fy my brain
Why do you do this? Youre putting yourself atop of us, it feels like youre trying to push your ego.
Also i scrolled threw here, the way youre defending yourself lets it seem that you arent very mature.
Btw, telling people to seek help is freaking retarded, they will only go if they want to themselves.
You dont seem to know to much, you probably should stop.
>>678041087
probably not. if you live long enough you'll get to witness full immersion virtual reality which is basically heaven. If you kill yourself there will only be nothing, so if you can endure the suffering, do it.
>>678026590
Hey I know I shouldn't come to /b for life advice but I feel like I've gotten to the point that life is just boring I've partied and fucked women before I hit sophomore year (I'm out fresh out of college)and done all the drugs I've wanted to do nothing really excites me anymore. I've come to hate all my friends because they're immature and complete idiots. What should I do? I have a few hobbies like hiking, hunting, /b I practice crav magra but I could skip all of those and feel the same.... Any advice besides being an hero?
>>678041497
Welp, if you knew....altho, thanks for trying to convince me. Im probably going to kill myself out of analgesics.
And no >>678041389 im not trying to raise my ego, i was trying to find answers to my questions.
"I met a girl once who was pretty nice,
her name was Oh Pee,
Her game was psyc-o-lo-gee,
I wanted to show her that I was nice too,
but that would be a lie,
because I just want to die,
And yet I can't die thanks to girls like OP,
who convince me of life,
tell me to fight through the strife...
just to see me writhe with misery!"
>>678041911
>not OP
Find something you want to do but can't do and work hard to achieve it.
That should keep you busy
>>678042224
wait, if ur OP, before you die, wanna chat? I'm depressed too as you can see by my songs, and I am not lying when I say I think you're pretty interesting. The creepy shit is just a joke, I like to rp. Do you have a tox?
>>678042297
probably should have punctuated misery tbh. its stretched out in the song.
>>678042389
U kno I thought u would say something like become a pedophile or something but thanks for the advice i geuss I'll learn to play the guitar or something I don't know how to do
>>678042546
Im not OP and im not doing rp but the pharmacy is closed right now, so ill just watch this thead for a while.
>>678042224
Trying to help others to help oneself.
Not sure if im to fond of that, you should get yourself fixed before you spout shit, ive done it before and it did more harm than good.
Btw, if you dont feel like living, kill yourself, its your call, if something is holding you here then go for that. Its quite simple.
Everyday I fantasize about shooting up my school. Is this bad and should I tell my therapist?
can this be depressed general now?
I am song anon. Tell me about your bad time and maybe I'll turn it into a short song.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
>>678043285
The chicken came first because eggs cannot ejaculate
i have a bunch of tics that i am forced to do once they are in my mind its impossible to resist them once the idea has crossed my mind and i think people are starting to notice at school
i posted about it here>>678040322 but no one gave a shit. i fear people see me as demented. what is this?
>>678043285
Bell-kun,
あなたは私を無視していますか？
>>678043676
could be signs of epilepsy. Same thing used to happen to me, but all the tics went away after I was prescribed seizure medication.
>>678043056
I and nobody else knows that i want to do that so no harm indeed
NOTICE ME
>>678044089
Checked dub
>>678026590
What are some tips on handling/loving my Bi-polar girlfriend?
Also, how do I convince her to let me fuck her and her friend I use to hook up with before her at the same time?
>>678043891
o. are there are any other signs of this cuz i dont think i have a family history of epilepsy. ps, i'm curious what sort of tics you had anon and thx for answering
>>678044319
check your eyesight
will you be my friend pls
im so lonely
>>678044319
>>678044429
I cracked my neck and back all the time, and would often touch all my fingers to my thumb one after another repetitively. I would also twirl around pencils and pens. The most annoying tic only happened when I was going to sleep though: I would roll around my eyes in circles when I laid down, which made it very difficult to fall asleep.
>>678026590
i want to be a girl and transition but i really think i have a mental disease... i mean who in their right mind wants to become the opposite gender? its retarded.
By the way, the OP left a while ago... just so you know...
>Be me
>My reaction (or lack of one) to emotionally distressing situations makes my mother thing im a sociopath
>She questions me about my opinoin and morals trying to see if im crazy or some shit.
>She asks if I would ever kill anyone
>"Yeah"
>"why anon?"
>"well if it were me or them I wouldnt hesitate to kill someone"
>Mom nigger overeacts "Anon youre fucking sick"
>lol wut
>Says she is taking me to go see a mental health doctor
>this bitch
>Go to psychologist for first time last friday
>Try and tell him Im not crazy
>But wait thats what a crazy person would say
>Asks me if I have moral
>"Not really, I just kinda do whatever"
>"So youre Impulsive"
>Nigger wut
>"So what is holding you back from killing someone if not morals?"
>Decide to embrace the edge
>"I feel no guilt, only fear of getting caught"
>She writes down so gay shit
>We talk about early childhood and my life at home
>Its finally over
>Mom nigger asks how it went
>"Pretty good I think"
>Get call on voice mail telling mother i should come back next week on friday
What edgy shit should i do this time /b/ros?
>>678044816
we know anon, it's depression general now
>>678044455
Yeah why not
>>678044833
sounds like a really shitty shrink
>>678043874
I can't read moonspeak and translate won't load
What does it say?
>>678045030
here's my tox:
AF00206B2DF62664F4AA34BD3340CDDDF6405F00DFC61F0A370C04C04874101E5C2E32ACD6DB
What am I thinking
>>678045121
I felt like they were trying to prove Im some kind of sociopath or some shit like wut?
>>678044783
The mental disease is called gender dysphoria and lots of people have good results from transitioning and become happy with themselves. I'm in the same boat as you, I haven't started anything yet but every time I look in the mirror and start to see a girl looking back at me, I'm much happier than I ever was trying to look good as a guy. There was just always something missing for me even though people told me I was good looking.
>>678045217
tox...?
>>678045345
my experience with a shrink went like this:
she'd constantly set me up for situations that would make me admit im autistic untill I felt it wholeheartedly. It was not therapy, it was will breaking.
>>678045443
its a peer to peer instant messaging protocol. Instant messengers like skype rely on a server to mediate the transaction of messages, which means a third party could be collecting your info. Tox resolves that problem using direct connections.
>>678045526
Exactly so I think I'll just embrace the crazy and freak her the fuck out and smash some shit in their office. I kinda want to get sent to a loony bin and just raise hell there too
>>678045150
Oh, sorry. I slipped into Japanese... I was just asking if you had been ignoring me, that's all!
Why won't my 15 year old daughter stop cutting herself?
Welp im outta here, cya /b/ i dunno if i will come back. >>678045698
>>678026590
I want to disappear.
>>678044726
i see. what you are describing sounds similar to me. i remember hearing that the ticks might have something to do with OCD but i never had a diagnosis and didn't want to be some self diagnosing tumblr fag. its comforting to talk to someone with this problem cuz it feels like i can never be at peace some days.
some nice Ravel helps get my mind of it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEUpQ5pCSOQ&nohtml5=False
Why is it that every time I pray to Shrek nothing happens? What is wrong with me? Shrek makes me feel like my life is worth living but I never get to see him anymore, it is not really ogre is it?
>>678026590
if a psychologist prescribes me medication i will kick her in the vagina for prescribing me poison you sick fucks fkin cancer i hate you niggers
>>678045353
the suicide rate is very high once the person has finally transitioned though
>>678046112
Because you're not giving her the D.
>>678046318
this. stay away from chemical lobotomies, or at least use in moderation for days in which you need to normie up to pass an employment opportunity or some similar bullshit. Be very careful, the shit is almost always addictive. If you get hooked on it, your old personality will die and the drug-enhanced personality will replace you.
>>678046400
Thank you so much for those words of wisdom. Now go shoot yourself moron.
>>678045809
Not at all, just caught up with things. Sorry for ignoring ya.
>>678046780
Did you seriously get offended by that? Get the fuck off /b/ you bitch.
>>678028001
agreed
>>678047022
this. its also actually good advice. Believe it or not, a lot of problems are caused by sexual frustration. Don't be afraid to talk to her about her sexuality, she may benefit greatly from an outlet in this crazy society that seems to prosper off of repressed feelings and angst.
>>678046750
My mother is a psychologist who rarely describes cancerpills but what she did for her close friend who's husband died she gave her vitamin pills disguised as anti depressant and it worked it's just a placebo effect she llive's a completly normal life now but before she was fucked for real i knew her really good she was always kind to me and gave me lots of money on my birthday she was a rich woman
Why do i instantly get annoyed and angry when im around people? Even when im around some of my friends. And i develope an urge to beat up all oft them?
>>678047455
Interesting. thanks for sharing. Are placebo pills frequently used as a form of therapy?
>>678046877
Oh, alright. Well, I know I'm just the boss and all, but feel free to come to me if you need anything.
>>678047910
Has Marisa shown his face around the chat yet?
If I've been treated for anxiety/depression on and off with CBT in childhood and adolescence, does that mean it's no use going back into therapy if I'm still having serious symptoms?
>>678026590
I want to get raped by satan, can you help me?
>>678026590
Femanon here, I've been questioning my gender identity for quite awhile. I've been mostly identifying as Agender but I've been noticing I've been frequently leaning more toward being masculine. Even as much as feeling of having a penis when there isn't one there...I'm so confused, and I don't know what to do..I have a boyfriend who've I've talked about these feelings before but I don't know if he'll still love me..
>>678044816
Another useless OP, huh?
>>678048224
My prescription for you is tumblr. On a serious note, I think you probably shouldn't get too concerned about that stuff. Identity politics will polarize you from people you care about. Just follow your heart and do what feels right.
Has anyone really been as far even as to decided to you even go want to do look more like?
can i kill myself
>>678048416
Check back tomorrow. See>>678035623
My best mates ex-girlfriend is becoming really friendly with me and she's like being so nice and forward with me, what would be the signs to say she's interested in a relationship or friendship?
>>678048497
It's really hard to ignore it..I've been trying to find a gender therapist or someone who can help me figure all these thoughts out :(
>>678048636
Go ahead
>>678048224
Gender is retarded, biological sex is all that really exists. Just dress however you want and be yourself, you can wear men's clothes and not wear makeup and still be a heterosexual woman
>>678048636
See the last point of>>678029399
>>678048636
please go no one will care
>>678048109
Which one?
>>678048732
useless op indeed
>>678049064
The moocher
>>678049034
But I don't really want to be a woman, if I could choose, I'd be a guy. It's just all so confusing
>>678049095
Your opinion. Try asking her a question tomorrow, then.
>>678049064
Hey, when is the next fortune thread?
>>678026590
I want to get raped by satan, can you help me?
