YLYL Thread
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YLYL Thread
I posted a banana and the guy replied with this
>>678019610
thread failed with the first image
>>678019850
>believing copypasta
I have something to tell you familia
>>678019850
Haha u dumb little faggot go ruin 9gag instead of /b/
>>678020505
I'm a black lesbian.
You can't prove me wrong.
>>678020305
>>678020487
>being this new
>>678020744
You're a nigger dyke
Haven't lost yet, let's keep going.
>>678020744
>black lesbian
How many kids do you have by "ain't shit" men?
>>678021003
fucking kek
>>678020744
>>678020505
I am a transgender Muslim refugee with no legs and AIDS. I feel your pain
>>678019850
Holy shit, I saw that original post!
>>678021337
Obviously anime-jutsu. Why is this even a question?
>>678019610
entire thread is cancer, fuck /b/
>>678022083
I dunno, dude, killing your dad is pretty fun
>>678022347
آسف
>>678022680
He's been dead to me for years.
>fuck that guy
lost
>>678022347
>>678022756
It's كابوم
>>678022574
this entire website is cancer
>>678022756
That's arabic you autistic fuck
>>678022756
>آسف
You idiot, Muslim isn't a language. That's the point if the picture.
>>678022756
you are so fucking stupid
>>678019850
That was me anon, I posted that.
this one made me lose last thread
>>678021710
So? you want a fucking Banana faggot? it's copypasta.
>>678021617
You're not oppressed. Check your privilege. I'm a shitgendered transsomali pubic crab-kin niggersexual who self diagnoses with paralysis, blindness, aids and PTSD from people disagreeing with me on twitter. I'm the most oppressed person out there.
>>678021000
Trips wasted on newfaggotry
>>678024133
>>678024133
>>678024133
>>678024133
fucking lost
>>678023980
NO ME
>>678023551
Dr cox noooo
>>678024167
What madman would even think of...
>>678024167
is this a rekt thread?
>>678022347
Ok, Trump isn't the smartest, but there's no possible way he said this.
>>678024716
>Sry
lost
Can anyone post the green text where OP was being scared by ghosts so he ripped his pants off and masturbated so they would leave him alone?
You can't not laugh at this
>>678025600
Going to space.
>>678023979
LOST!!!!!!
>>678025067
Pretty sure this is one of his biggest talking points
>>678024060
Some people just want to watch the world burn
>>678025372
This one?
>>678023055
lel
>mfw nobody will get it
that comment section made me kek:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be4IBDUvfh0
>>678026272
irk it's almost as if theres no easy to access free program made by everyone's favourite search engine we could use
>>678025600
that's just sad
was the little guy alright?
>>678026685
I hope so but I doubt it.. They're so small and squishy
>>678026685
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT THIS IS MY FIRST TIME ON /b/ IN LIKE 6 YEARS
SHIT HAS GONE SO DOWNHILL
>>678026158
Thank you /b/ro you are amazing
>>678021337
>instantly kill your dad
i choked
>>678024167
This is actually the first thing that's made me laugh out loud on this board all day
>>678019610
LOST SO FUCKING HARD!!!!
>>678024534
The guy thought the pasta was funny.
Wrong, obviously, but you're missing the point.
Then you cry "newfag".
It's obvious between the two of you which one is new, and it 'aint him.
>>678026685
Hahahaha no you faggot. It had a spine or skull injury
>>678026272
I watched this documentary.
>>678025025
story?
>>678026272
Yeah, 'cause only you have access to google you pseudo-intellectual fuck.
>>678026272
She's typically British, I don't see anything wrong here
>>678024531
LOST!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQz_kk_mZ6w
>>678024012
Fucking got me
No emotion from the rest of the head but this got me for some reason
>>678023869
If you are going to steal a joke, steal the joke correctly, you fucking retard.
"I like my women like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke."
>>678029073
The kid is like 5 and gay? Has his balls dropped yet?
>>678028155
One little kid kidnapped another little kid from a mall--and beat him to death outside with a hammer. Think it was in Britain.
>>678020305
gfasasg
>>678029429
yes, dropped straight into your fathers annoose
>>678021422
And they say incest is a white trash thing. Smh fam...
>>678029621
Yeah, that was Britain. I didn't know that there were pictures of the remains though.
>>678029892
Blacks incest more than anyone else. How do I know? Think about it: if a group of 3 women have ~4 kids by the same man, and neither the women nor the kids ever move out of that community as they grow older, eventually the half-brothers and sisters will fuck each other without realizing they're blood-related. They'll produce children, and wonder why those kids come out with all sorts of developmental and thought-processing problems.
>Sources: Dude, trust me. I'm a black guy.
>>678023659
I remember this thread
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
>>678020744
You used proper punctuation, you can't be black.
>>678022827
That's not funny...that's AWESOME!
>>678021710
>claims to have seen original post
>its copypasta
m8 r u fucking sure
>>678019610
someone post the sparta greentext
>>678031793
First of all I am only 285 pounds, so before you start calling me fat know that I could kick any of your asses. If this piece of shit ever touched ANY woman in a discriminating way, whether it be my girlfriend, mother, or whomever, I wouldn't stand for it. When I was young my dad taught me how to kickbox and when I was a teenager I took Judo classes for an entire year. Needless to say, I know how to get shit done. If that's not enough, me and my friends sword fight all the time so if I just so happen to have a blade on me, or even a fucking stick, this guy is dead. I've been in over a dozen fights in school and even got suspended for 10 days just for beating up a kid who stole the pencil off my desk. I don't give a fuck. I am a warrior and this piece of shit, no matter how big he is, wouldn't last long against a real man like me. He is more than welcome to slap any girl's ass around me, but he'd just be signing his own death sentence. Pic related.
>>678023055
>كابوم
>>678026272
It means "Kaboom"
Source: Google Translate.
>>678019850
someone has actually turned this into a song
https://youtube.com/watch?v=txlj0fXtAQU
>>678028155
they were smashed in the face with a hammer
>>678022827
Sauce please I want to hear what type of music it has
>>678025025
Watch your edge
This
>>678032857
I'm impressed
>>678021337
>instantly kill your dad
>>678029947
There are always autopsy photos. If they get used in a court case, a clerk often leaks them.
>>678022827
fantastic filename anon
>>678020365
Tru
>>678028682
Who doesn't see that coming in 2016
>>678020505
kek
>>678036187
go away, evil dogger
>>678036187
go away, evil nigger
>>678022083
DBZ PERIOD. The rest can eat a dick, one punch man included.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWA71NzlYvQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Okklf-d3mHc&nohtml5=False
>>678037387
I always fucking hated Anne Hathaway
>>678037751
I'd start with DBZ so I could learn how to fight/handle myself in the Aniverse. After that, I'd go to various other anime and live like a hidden god.
>>678038662
Lost my face off.
>>678024036
>كابوم
lost
>>678038099
terrible tattoo
>>678022347
Can someone provide sauce on this quote?
>>678020305
omg I just got the joke.
the TRUUU face
I am so retarded
>>678024437
Fucking kek
>>678038099
Dubs kek
Only the strong survive.
This makes me want to kill myself a little bit, but ylyl.
>>678039901
>Omg
Lurk m0ar newfag.
>>678022574
Agreed just wait till summertime rolls it's ugly face around the corner.
try this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tXApeDnlAE
>>678019850
Its copypasta, faggot
>>678040052
Holy fuck my sides, if that dudes parents would have come home to a frozen ass kid covered in semen
>>678019850
hmm yeah that's TOTALLY not pasta
>>678037694
>2004
BTFO
>>678040391
omg you're so funny
>>678019850
are you being serious?
>>678019610
kek
>>678024780
It would have been funnier if you posted this yesterday.
RIP Kurt, went to his grave just a little too soon.
>>678040052
obligatory
>>678026685
you can throw hamsters and nothing happens to them thats because theyre light and small , if an elephant fell from 1 meter height hes gonna break legs and die
It's better if you know all the words.
>>678024367
>spicy memes
>>678024228
kek
>>678026955
So 6 years ago, the general attitude on /b/ was fine with animals being hurt?
Like zippocat and space toad and river dog, etc, yeah?
Was school out at the time?
>>678037591
This gave my son a seizure. I am contacting the police.
>>678042563
fuck my grammar/wording btw but I'm drunk
>>678041833
>floor tiles
>>678042693
And going to call them on who? Your own dumb ass for going on an 18+ website with a child in the room knowing there is a lot of porn posted here, and being foolish enough to click on any gif?
Bad bait is bad.
>>678024060
fuckin lost it
>>678038247
Sauce?
>>678042134
>>678042563
Only newfags don't get this.
/b/ has never been big on animals getting hurt.
Hell, they even caused some animal abusers to be caught.
Stupid edgefag newcunts don't get it at all.
>>678042364
I need the story on this dog
>>678030387
that show was great when i was a teen. then i realized how stupid it was.
>>678042872
>being this new
>>678025025
That's not funny
>>678019850
Lost
>>678042872
if bad bait, why u get baited
>>678036392
How is this funny?
>>678024065
>ascii in hex
Fucking script kiddies.
>>678031529
externally kekd
>>678043805
>cactus
kek
>>678042872
found the summerfag
>>678024060
lol
ITT: Post your cats feet
>>678026272
Bitch! I'm trying to eat right now.
>>678043306
I'm 27 and I still love/miss it. I was there when Emma almost got raped, when JT died, when Rick shot Jimmy, when Teri got knocked into a coma, when Liberty had a baby, when Toby got that Asian chick, when Sean started rolling with the Candy Gang, when Paige got raped in college, when Manny started dressing like a slut, when Craig met his dad, when Emma met her (mentally retarded) dad, when Sean joined the Army, when JT pretended to be gay, when that one rich chick bought a pet pig, when Ellers started cutting herself and her alcoholic mom burned down the house, etc.
Fuck, I miss that show.
>>678044253
Frig off Randy!
>>678044253
Shut up randy you fagitgo back to tumblr or reddit
>>678023980
it's all true i was the banana
>>678042364
Someone should put a GoPro on that guy.
>>678022756
how do these little scribbles even translate into words?
>>678019610
>>678044399
Black, Jewish, a skeleton, AND a spider? You're just all kinds of fucked up, aren't you? Can't trust a word you say.
>>678040052
nice
>>678043054
Exactly anon, I don't think I've ever seen animal abuse getting positive attention on here, unless it was from some major edgelord. /b/ has a bad rep but it's pretty fucking on-it when it comes to dealing with people abusing animals. Probably more so than people.
I remember when that Russian girl threw a bucket of puppies into a river got fucked up after someone doxxed her. She won't be bathing any more puppies any time soon lol
>>678040381
damn
you all lose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jod7FWTOw7E
>>678032010
I lose to this, fuck off
>>678021003
A nyke?
>>678044253
Stop pussyfooting around and post something that isn't shit
>>678023442
You nigger.
Donald Trump said its a language... its obviosuly a secret terrorist language.
>>678044658
One time I stopped in a little rinky-dink store in the middle of nowhere with a buddy to get some beer. I went in the bathroom and it had a sign saying "put ONLY toilet paper in the toilet!"
When I came out, I said loudly to my buddy as I walked over by the register, "Hey they've got a sign in the bathroom saying put only toilet paper in the toilet, so I took a shit on the floor." Walked out getting mixed reproachful looks from the staff. I wonder who went and checked first.
>>678022827
Ima need that link
>>678020305
>>678020487
>>678040808
>>678040937
>>678041242
Come on retards. That's obvious bait. It's not even the first time I've seen it fucking today.
>>678041098
Newwwwwww faaaaaaag
>>678042842
that replay though, the most exciting moment ever captured in a woman's softball game
>>678021422
Fake
>>678045019
آ=a
ِسِ/سـ = si ( س=s س +ِ =si)
ف=f
Asif=sorry
>>678046645
>Being this autistic
>>678047169
you've still got that new fag smell
>>678020505
I identify as straight, white, height weight proportionate, middle class. Truly the most oppressed class.
>>678047169
New fag hahahaha
>>678046339
Oh lol sorry I thought /b/ was full of retards. I've never seen it anyway.
Where's the joke though?
>Banana picture gets posted
>everyone hates it
>keeps on getting ironically posted
>someone replies to it
>someone screencaps it and posts that pretending that it's real
>that is apparently trolling now?
lol well that's fucking weak. Could I screencap
>>678019850
and make some shitty joke out of that too?
>>678046645
omg >>678047169 isnt even me, and I've been here for much too long to think that it's a good thing.
>>678042926
Space Battleship Yamato 2199
>>678024906
this one get me everytime,
'jesus dude..'
>>678037751
Someone's just mad that goku would be one shot by saitama.
>>678024113
Lost
>>678047551
>>678047169
>>678046645
>>678040391
ITT: NewFags calling eachother newfags
>>678024065
The code says "please tell your sister to tell Margaret that I like LIKE her, and not just like her"
>>678024060
lost
>>678021617
>still able to see
>still having arms
>still able to hear
>don't have a disfiguring scar left by your mother giving her life to shield you from danger in a tragedy that killed her and your father
not even a little Katawa
>>678040669
Wow.
>>678043625
Why does it need to be? It was actually a bit refreshing to have a random tit pic in a YLYL thread. Like a palate cleanser.
>>678024780
lost
>>678043657
Goddammit I thought that was a .gif
https://twitter.com/ipostcouples/status/698261178825445377
>all these angry whitebois
>>678042693
But you won
>>678048131
>shitzune
Absolutely disgusting.
>>678024555
Lost
>>678035097
kek
>>678024060
It works better with barbecue. And you do it in the car.
>>678024281
I'm a clown demi-secular pangender closet fag with a bag case of burger skinz
most opression comes from having skin on the outside look like skin on the inside
>>678037651
I lost because of the file name, fuck you, anon
>>678020505
I identify as a trigender omnisexual dwarf star, and the fact you think you cis scum white male can even come close to identifying as a dwarf star like me is triggering me.
>>678049825
re-losing
>>678043452
>>678043538
>>678044033
>pointed out flaws in bad bait
Lololololoooollll must have been baited, retard, new fag!!!!
Right. Got me guys.
>>678021404
Not a cringe bread tbqh desu senpai
>>678042364
That goddamned dog is the genuine article. A REAL "American hero" in a time of fakes...well done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqBsiHBjit8
>>678032409
I would choke you out with a kettle cable faggot and then shit on you.
>>678041833
Why does pure sound so fun?
>>678038432
>bust a cap on some flagrants
I'm fucking dying
>>678039612
Oh don't start this.
>>678032931
bump
>>678036909
Fucing weeaboo piece of shit
This is the worst ylyl thread I have seen in like 10 years of coming here. That's saying a lot.
>>678026015
>>678039889
he never said this you retards
>>678021422
Fake and gay. Literally.
>>678027742
Shutup newfag,pasta is never funny
