Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
RandomArchive logo

I am a Christian, and I can prove logically that God exists.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 257
Thread images: 73
File: childlike18.jpg (50 KB, 778x688) Image search: [Google]
childlike18.jpg
50 KB, 778x688
I am a Christian, and I can prove logically that God exists. However, I will only do this if one of the atheists on this board can muster up some civility and ask for the proof politely. I know how much you guys like to yell until you think you've won.
>>
File: 1360380580509.jpg (46 KB, 475x453) Image search: [Google]
1360380580509.jpg
46 KB, 475x453
>>677982788
gt the fuck on somewhere else
>>
>>677982856
>>
PRETTY PLEASE WITH A FUCKING CHERRY ON TOP FAGGOT
>>
File: 1416212335479.gif (725 KB, 200x197) Image search: [Google]
1416212335479.gif
725 KB, 200x197
>>
>>677982788
You can't prove it. No amount of civility will change that.
>>
File: 1459528351635.jpg (356 KB, 662x1000) Image search: [Google]
1459528351635.jpg
356 KB, 662x1000
>>677982788
no-one gives a shit mate

how many times do we need to tell you
>>
File: childlike22.gif (895 KB, 290x360) Image search: [Google]
childlike22.gif
895 KB, 290x360
>>677982913
Say it without the caps and the insult, and I'll consider it.
>>
File: 10hrkt4.png (148 KB, 396x350) Image search: [Google]
10hrkt4.png
148 KB, 396x350
>>
>>677982788
>christian
>logic

Pick one.
>>
>>677983052
Its not hard to understand, metaphorically speaking. Moreover, between reality we all wear masks.
>>
TEST:

You have 2 minutes to answer.

Why did Jesus keep the law?
>>
File: image.jpg (71 KB, 400x389) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
71 KB, 400x389
>>677982788
>>
File: Bastians_Truth.jpg (40 KB, 400x303) Image search: [Google]
Bastians_Truth.jpg
40 KB, 400x303
>>677982788
By proving that god exists, logically god does not exist.
Proof denies faith and without faith, god is nothing. QED.
>>
>>677982983
MaximuN smother
>>
File: 1456957928656.jpg (6 KB, 169x124) Image search: [Google]
1456957928656.jpg
6 KB, 169x124
>>
File: childlike13.jpg (89 KB, 774x1032) Image search: [Google]
childlike13.jpg
89 KB, 774x1032
No atheist wants to hear?

I guess I'm not surprised. Your main skill is in shutting your eyes to information that doesn't fit your narrative.
>>
File: reeeeeee.gif (1 MB, 640x360) Image search: [Google]
reeeeeee.gif
1 MB, 640x360
THIS THREAD AGAIN
>>
File: Bastians_Message.jpg (39 KB, 400x303) Image search: [Google]
Bastians_Message.jpg
39 KB, 400x303
>>677983031
>>
>>677982788
Yeah I'll bite: if you would kindly prove how god exists I would be rather grateful. Thanks and have a nice day to you and all other anons.
>>
File: 1456957720072.jpg (91 KB, 400x294) Image search: [Google]
1456957720072.jpg
91 KB, 400x294
>>
File: blavity1.jpg (43 KB, 600x400) Image search: [Google]
blavity1.jpg
43 KB, 600x400
>>677982788
Checked

Hello. Can you provide your proof? I'm interested.
>>
>>677982788
If there is god, why did he choose jews to be his chosen ppl? Why did he let isis murder christians? Why did he communicate with just a few ppl and not with all, on TV or something?
>>
>>677983031
I remember I fell in love with that girl when I watched "Never-ending story" as a kid.
>>
File: childlike17.jpg (79 KB, 720x545) Image search: [Google]
childlike17.jpg
79 KB, 720x545
I guess none of you simple minded individuals care to hear a real superiority speak.God is real. This was all expected and you're all faggots. Not suprising.
>>
File: childlike26.gif (500 KB, 500x245) Image search: [Google]
childlike26.gif
500 KB, 500x245
>>677983539
>>677983545
Gladly.

Our understanding of God is a being than which no greater can be conceived.
The idea of God exists in the mind.
A being which exists both in the mind and in reality is greater than a being that exists only in the mind.
If God only exists in the mind, then we can conceive of a greater being—that which exists in reality.
We cannot be imagining something that is greater than God.
Therefore, God exists.
>>
File: CGnxJBDVAAA7FRY.png (220 KB, 358x528) Image search: [Google]
CGnxJBDVAAA7FRY.png
220 KB, 358x528
This is now a Stalin thread
All religion is anti-Marxist propaganda and must be sent to gulag
>>
File: Bastians_insult.jpg (41 KB, 400x303) Image search: [Google]
Bastians_insult.jpg
41 KB, 400x303
>>677983389
>No atheist wants to hear?
>I guess I'm not surprised. Your main skill is in shutting your eyes to information that doesn't fit your narrative.

Science fits the narrative. I refuse to deny truth. Religion is a sign of mental illness and ignorance.

Tell me, did you find a Babelfish?
>>
File: Btmn_0020.jpg (97 KB, 1024x576) Image search: [Google]
Btmn_0020.jpg
97 KB, 1024x576
WHERE IS JEHOVAH

WHERE IS HE HIDING
>>
Sage goes in most fields
>>
>>677982788
obvious b8 is obvious
>sage in every field
>>
File: 1453667246907.png (417 KB, 540x581) Image search: [Google]
1453667246907.png
417 KB, 540x581
>>
>>677983642
wut
>>
>>677982788
Politely, can you give us the "proof"? Thank you, ... ...
...
..
..motherfuckin lil'bitch hoe
>>
File: 1422207372468.png (344 KB, 772x435) Image search: [Google]
1422207372468.png
344 KB, 772x435
>>
>>677983642
>The idea of God exists in the mind.

Ideas are not tangible. I can say there's a black teapot orbiting Mars and eventually prove it's real. You can't prove the intangible. The human mind is fallible and can make up memories that don't exist.

god is not real, because nobody can experience the same thing in the same way while a teapot can be experienced the same way by each who see it.

Proof denies faith.
>>
File: why i gulag people.jpg (28 KB, 500x327) Image search: [Google]
why i gulag people.jpg
28 KB, 500x327
>>677983642
>"GOD IS REAL BECAUSE IMAGINATION"
>being this idealist
>>
>>677983642
Really? This argument again? Haven't you "evidentialists" moved on to other things by now? Surely you can do better than that.
>>
File: 1459783968119.jpg (190 KB, 1180x948) Image search: [Google]
1459783968119.jpg
190 KB, 1180x948
>>677983642
Go home
>>
File: 1444194545405.jpg (56 KB, 960x954) Image search: [Google]
1444194545405.jpg
56 KB, 960x954
>>
File: FB_IMG_1459115445379.jpg (76 KB, 1138x640) Image search: [Google]
FB_IMG_1459115445379.jpg
76 KB, 1138x640
>>
>>677983863

Liked the face and was surprised as I scrolled lower. Why my trapdar broken? Must be a fag.
>>
>>677983642
What about God's God? If something can't come from nothing, God must have came from another God or from nothing.
>>
>>677983877
lol i dunno
>>
>>677983642
Nice try but imagining something as being omnipotent doesn't actually give it omnipotence. Here is the proof: I believe I am god and all powerful, I am still not all powerful, and that's how your argument fails.
>>
>>677983642
Yeah, in religious peoples mind.
Should we talk about perspectives?
>>
File: childlike.gif (947 KB, 500x211) Image search: [Google]
childlike.gif
947 KB, 500x211
>>677983947
>teapot

As usual, when the atheist is challenged he resorts to parroting Richard Dawkins. Pathetic.
>>
I'm fine believing in science. Or rather, facts. Actual, provable facts. Religion (all religions, in fact) is just an opinion. Opinions cannot be proven. Therefore, if you BELIEVE in the fact that god exists, then he does.
>>
File: kermit-confused.jpg (12 KB, 320x240) Image search: [Google]
kermit-confused.jpg
12 KB, 320x240
>>677983642
Someone's been hitting the sauce
>>
File: 1413401848717.jpg (225 KB, 1280x848) Image search: [Google]
1413401848717.jpg
225 KB, 1280x848
>>
>>677983642
>We cannot be imagining something that is greater than God.
That I exist because of pure chaos and contingency is greater than "God", a being that made a toy then walked away.
>>
>>677984173
What does that have to do with anything? Would you know about Christianity if someone didn't tell you about it?
>>
>>677983642
Hmmm. I don't see where you say God exists, only that if we conceive of the idea than he must exist. I disagree.

My personal proof of God* is similar to yours but stops short of saying that a singular God exists, just it's effects are felt:

Ideas are real. Plain and simple. Some are more real than others. Think of an unicorn. Does it exist? In books, products, pictures and imagination, yes. You can buy a toy unicorn. Does a unicorn live and breath? Probably not but the idea of an unicorn is real, and it's effects on us are real.

If enough people believe in something and follow whatever guidelines they set in believing it, it has an effect on the real world. It might not be the desired effect but an effect nonethelss.

So, there are probably multiple idea of God's out there, competing for existence.
>>
>>677984162
but you obviously don't though

try harder to be god thanks
>>
>>677983642
I can remember this EXACT reasoning on why Ninja's are things we cannot conceive something greater than.... fuck you faggot
>>
>>677983642
even aquinas, one of the greatest ever christian scholars, disagreed with this shit
>>
>>677984162
Yeah, but you aren't God
>>
>>677983642
I actually got my hopes up here and then it's such a bad reasoning
>>
File: bugs stalin.jpg (15 KB, 338x310) Image search: [Google]
bugs stalin.jpg
15 KB, 338x310
>>677984173
Read Lenin's Materialism and Empritio-Criticism, faggot. l2dialectics, l2materialism.
>>
File: 1459023714602.jpg (44 KB, 338x500) Image search: [Google]
1459023714602.jpg
44 KB, 338x500
>>677983215
Simple question to answer for a Christian, but confusing for an atheist, which you are. As a Christian, it's easy to see that you're a fake.

I've been trying to educate /b/ that you are just posing as a Christian, that you are an atheist that trolls both sides by answering as a Christian at times, and as an atheist at other times, but they won't listen. Atheists love being trolled apparently.
>>
>>677984346
That's the point retard, imagining something doesn't make it real.
>>
File: 1439830410952.jpg (1 MB, 2448x3264) Image search: [Google]
1439830410952.jpg
1 MB, 2448x3264
>>
Why doesn't spidey take these threads more seriously? This is the fucking weakest of sauce. I can feel this thread trying to invade to the vasculature even as I type this.
>>
>>677983642
Holy shit, this is some of the highest quality bait I've seen in weeks
>>
yeah surpisingly you can throw a lot of words together & sound deep but is actually retarded as fuck m8 youre acting like the only 2 choices are GOD or no god. what if god is my deodorant or a golden unicorn or zeus.We think of a god as omniscient and omnipotent but such an existence is also a paradox like your statement. If god is almighty, can he create a rock that is unmovable ? if he can't, hes not god. But if he can create but not move, then he is not all powerful. It is impossible for him to create the unmovable object. This would technically prove god cannot exist but like i said, you can fuck with phrases and theoreticals all day but most logic and evidence points to there being no god.
>>
File: 1386975418318.jpg (66 KB, 494x481) Image search: [Google]
1386975418318.jpg
66 KB, 494x481
SAGE REPLY

The OP is an atheist who posts as a Christian. He doesn't abandon the thread. He posts in /b because there is no user ID. He then can answer as a Christian or an atheist. He likes to take the opposite side of the argument to get people all riled up. He admitted it several days ago. He is an east coaster too.

This thread isn't real though. It's full of the OP saying shit on both sides of the issue that is designed to create a response (i.e., BAIT).

If you want to talk about religion, there are other places to go where people actually exchange intelligent thoughts, not here though.

The KKK announces a march in a city. All the anti-KKK people come out and scream during the parade. Usually, it's a dozen or so KKK members and hundreds of protestors.

Want the KKK parades to stop? Ignore them. Let them walk down empty streets. Without all the protestors and cameras following the clash, there would be nothing to validate their message. Without an audience, the marches would stop.

Don't be the audience. Don't give the OP validation by enabling him. Ignore the thread and let it die every time. He'll be bored and go away.

SAGE REPLY
>>
>>677984348
yes, there's no evidence for ninjas throwing giant throwing stars and running with their arms behind them

but ninjas are the coolest thing possible, and it would be cool if they did that. therefore they did
>>
>>677984399
See
>>677984474
>>
>>677984588
fucking shock me nigga

go away and let me have fun with this guy's thing
>>
>>677982788
I am genuinely curious, is it you making these threads everytime I come on here and do you do it everyday or do I just happen to scroll by them on days you post? Also is it all you? Or do other people adopt your persona for shits. Also, are you gay? The last one is less of a question and more of a general vibe you put off.
>>
>>677984588
>saging
>with an image

You must be new here
>>
File: 1413215825076.gif (3 MB, 400x280) Image search: [Google]
1413215825076.gif
3 MB, 400x280
>>677984527
>>
>>677984039
This poor girl just wants to enjoy the view, when some asshole climbs backwards over the wall just to block her view. That's just mean.
>>
>>677984346
There are people who genuinely believe that they are gods, though.
Still doesn't make them gods.
>>
>>677984686
umad?
>>
>>677984684
yes yes and yes

all to the gay part of your question
>>
>>677982788
Fuck off.
>>
by the way his line of reasoning is know as the ontological argument and is from a guy called Anselm, and is only half of the argument, the other half being equally as stupid and even other christian scholars have torn this apart before.
>>
there are plenty of things science does not understand,
I wonder why the idea of God existing is denied so hard, while science surely does not have all the knowledge there is to have.
>>
>>677983389
Said the christian
>>
File: 1459913471229.png (467 KB, 1000x1000) Image search: [Google]
1459913471229.png
467 KB, 1000x1000
>>677983642
Oh really? We can't think of something stronger than God?

This is my good friend, Ampharos with a dick on his face. He's strong enough to kill God without doing a single thing.
>>
File: 1455393459079.jpg (200 KB, 1536x2048) Image search: [Google]
1455393459079.jpg
200 KB, 1536x2048
>>
>>677984763
what about when they start convincing people around them they are gods? Charlie Manson and such

those guys are still not trying hard enough
>>
>>677982788
Pls provide proof
>>
>>677984952
All hail Ampharos with a dick on his face. Since he exists in our mind and can't even be beaten by god then he must exist in real life... somewhere.
>>
File: 1398899122024.jpg (12 KB, 478x322) Image search: [Google]
1398899122024.jpg
12 KB, 478x322
>>677982788
Prove it, ya fuck.
>>
File: IheaXw0.jpg (222 KB, 1440x900) Image search: [Google]
IheaXw0.jpg
222 KB, 1440x900
god doesn't exist because he is just an idea,heck we even give him human traits, if he exists then he is beyond our comprehension.
>>
Damn girl please... which god?
>>
>>677984920
so there's practical atheism (well yeah, obviously this imaginary dude who has never done anything doesn't exist) and political atheism (your dumb specific religion is fucking with people, did you notice it's all imaginary?)
>>
>>677983863
Sauce for the love of "god"
>>
File: childlike6.jpg (19 KB, 853x360) Image search: [Google]
childlike6.jpg
19 KB, 853x360
>>677984588
>He is an east coaster too.
Must have been an imposter. I don't give out any information when I bring the word to /b/. Christians are the most persecuted people in the country today and I have to stay safe.
>>
>>677984952
every pokeman and indeed everything ever is also that strong
>>
File: 1453664726122.png (869 KB, 943x698) Image search: [Google]
1453664726122.png
869 KB, 943x698
>>677985438
>>
I'm guessing OP bailed because of critical levels of faggotry.
>>
File: SureIsSamefagInHere.jpg (12 KB, 266x190) Image search: [Google]
SureIsSamefagInHere.jpg
12 KB, 266x190
ITT: Samefag is the same fucking faggot, every fucking day and in every fucking way
>>
>>677983642
>We cannot be imagining something that is greater than God.
I just imagined Supergod, who has all the same powers as God but smokes cigars and always has witty one-liners.
YOUR MOVE, EMPRESS.
>>
File: 1453664364261.png (347 KB, 500x543) Image search: [Google]
1453664364261.png
347 KB, 500x543
>>
>>677985295
listen I'm not saying he IS human, just he has a really good human mask and enjoys faking dinosaur bones because it is funny
>>
>>677985558
Is that Somik?
>>
>>677983195
Wow. That was a lot of drivel.

Do you even understand the terminology you're using? The application is way off.
>>
>>677984345
An actually cool and thought out dissemination gets no replies. Stay classy /b/
>>
>>677983642
you proved that there's nothing greater than our minds, as our minds created the idea of god.
>>
>>677985558
Keep it coming anon! Have a name for this beauty?
>>
>>677983642
You cannot use axioms to proof god, faggot

Look up Kurt Gödel. His proof of god is at least logical correct, but is actually only the showcase that randomly chosen axioms are virtually useless.

Therefore sage.

By choosing your axioms, you can prove virtually everything. In your case, the conclusions are not even correct based on your own chosen axioms.
>>
File: euh.jpg (67 KB, 650x428) Image search: [Google]
euh.jpg
67 KB, 650x428
>>677985069
Some weird cult worshipped Manson
Rastafarians worshipped Haile Selassie
Ancient Egyptians worshipped the pharaohs
None actually became or were gods, unless you're redefining "god" as "literally anyone who can influence the actions of a group of people", in which case every single fucking leader in the history of mankind has been a god
>>
>>677985530
Hahaha this guy never stops continuing to make himself look unintelligible
>>
File: dERp.jpg (53 KB, 430x350) Image search: [Google]
dERp.jpg
53 KB, 430x350
>>677985530

Fuck off you trolling imposter.

So insecure in your choices, you come here to validate yourself. Quite sad really.
>>
>>677984070
kek'd
>>
>>677985799
Don't forget that we should be able to greet the greek gods on mount olympus.
>>
>>677985530
>Christians are the most persecuted people in the country today
Have you never heard of Islam?
>>
man we say god/higher existenz maybe exist but the religus morality shit that is standard protocoll of all big religion grup is so fake and have logic holes even spiderman cant make so much bullshit up.
so some of the guys have make the conclusion is it better to be non beliver / atheist then be part of some grupp that is fanatic and belive a no prove made up story have a nice day and ...the force be ... on everyone
>>
>>677982788
>conditions of "proper" never stated
u r not even actually talkin about god, but u r wrong already anyway
>>
>>677986032
He thinks the Greek gods were actually on top of mount Olympus

He's clearly never taken a classics course

Do you really think the Greeks couldn't see that there was nothing on top? The Greek gods lived above mt olympus, not on it.
>>
File: judy.jpg (97 KB, 640x480) Image search: [Google]
judy.jpg
97 KB, 640x480
hey guys how is your religious discussion going?
>>
>>677986110
Funny, all I hear about Islam is people saying how great they are and not to hate them. I haven't run into any of these mythical people who want to run them out of the country.
>>
>>677985530
>>677986110
Yeah, fucking circle the wagons against the rising tide of secularism, asshole. You people of the book are pretty identical to my eyes, you need to get some coalition politics going
>>
>>677983642
>no grater can be conceived
false assumption
>if its in mind, it has to be outside to be better, and i need it to be better, so imma assume it is
demonstrate god
>>
>>677986228
Yeah I didn't know that.
>>
>>677986562
we are actually working on artificial intelligence in order to make greater beings conceivable than currently

thereby upgrading god
>>
>>677986734
Anon are you on the drugs? That doesn't make any sense.
>>
>>677986734
>imperfect being made by perfect being r now inventing more perfect being then the perfect being they were created by
proof of god being shit-ass faggot wimp
>>
OP had to go back to class.

/end thread
>>
>>677986867
yes, but also yes it does.

it's me goofing on both our tendency to outsource mental tasks these days, and to communicate the concept of God is a fiction that has been worked on by great minds. He's come a long way from "really good ancestor" through "tyrannical lawgiver" into "assumed quality of all time and space"
>>
>>677983642
You're parroting Descartes, an obsolete proto-scientist. There's a reason why rationalism was abandoned as an epistemological methodology.

We're still waiting for that ontologically viable proof of god's existence.
>>
>>677986947
indisputable
god disproved
>>
>>677985530
Actually, Satanists are the most persecuted in America, followed by muslims.
>>
>>677988271
Funny, all I hear about Muslims is people saying how great they are and not to hate them. I haven't run into any of these mythical people who want to run them out of the country.

Satanism is the worship of a being who is by definition pure evil. No wonder.
>>
>>677983642
According to your statement, God doesn't exist to those who don't have the concept of God in their mind. God can't exist and not exist at the same time.
>>
File: childlike10.gif (317 KB, 500x215) Image search: [Google]
childlike10.gif
317 KB, 500x215
>>677988861
Who says he can't?
>>
>>677988580
well I mean most people who are avowed Satanists worship no such being
>>
>>677989043
logic
god disproved again
>>
File: images (20).jpg (13 KB, 443x332) Image search: [Google]
images (20).jpg
13 KB, 443x332
>>677982788
You stupid fucking idiot,, all God is, is another word for the universe, some assfuck centuries ago started making up random words in there shitskin language,and God was just another word for the English version of universe,
Your a moron, go kill yourself
>>
>>677989043
dude why you gotta be a cunt about it.

like Dawkins came up and he made me think about all these assholes who I agree with their positions but they're still assholes

your strawman act helps no one.
>>
already proven
>>677989322
>>
>>677982788
I have a question for you. I am fully prepared to admit that God actually exists as he is described in the holy texts.
And so what? Why would I want to pray something that created the world and is basically menacing me to go in "badguyland" if I don't have faith in him? I don't need religion to be a better person, I don't need religion to find a purpose in my life and I don't even need religion to reassure me about death.
I am sincerely asking, why would I need any kind of god?

And, please, if you can prove logically that God exists, by all mean, say it. I'm curious.
>>
>>677983642
>If God only exists in the mind
That's called an opinion, faggot.
>>
>>677988580
>Satanism is the worship of a being who is by definition pure evil. No wonder.

According to several sources outside direct christian control point to everything from questioning Yahve's authority to criticizing the punishment of humanity as the reason for Lucifer's exile. Funny how only the three middle Eastern monotheistic religions paint such a one-dimensional picture of evil.
>>
Christians should all be jailed, you've done nothing for civilization and if you'd never existed we'd be living in space by now.
>>
>>677982788
Can you please,enlighten us with yout knowledge,OP?
>>
>>677990329
Christians are just sloughing off like snakeskin, you don't actually have to do anything about them. Try to have perspective and see religion as a positive thing in its time, like the Atlantic slave trade.

it got a work ethic going is what I'm saying here
>>
>>677990471
He did, see
>>677983642
>>
>>677983642
>every pic has "childlike" in it
Hi Pope Francis, touched any kids lately?
>>
>>677990648
Yeah,saw it after,regreted asking tho
>>
>>677989043
"Atheist can't even define atheism" man you don't even understand god
>>
File: childlike20.gif (986 KB, 500x206) Image search: [Google]
childlike20.gif
986 KB, 500x206
>>677990329
Ah, yet another typical atheist. And they say christians are the violent ones...
>>
>>677984070
kek
>>
File: irish monk.png (194 KB, 1251x585) Image search: [Google]
irish monk.png
194 KB, 1251x585
>>677990329
1/10 post best I can do
>>
>>677990918
we're past that, I'm an actual lifelong atheist and I get Christian dogma better than this dickhole just from soakin' in the juices of it
>>
>>677983642

Oh thank you, my saviour. You truly know the answer.

You can go as deep as you like and get as philosophical as you like with your words.

Hard, fucking, evidence.

It's all in your head, yeah that's kinda what they say when they take you down to the loony bin fuck tard.
>>
File: 1416788951937.jpg (7 KB, 355x397) Image search: [Google]
1416788951937.jpg
7 KB, 355x397
>>677983642
ATHEISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>
>>677982788
Prove it to me.
>>
File: 111.jpg (20 KB, 480x335) Image search: [Google]
111.jpg
20 KB, 480x335
>>677982788
Fine,talk to me.I will start;if there is god,why does he need you to defend him.Is he that weak?
>>
>>677991321
prove it to this guy
>>
>>677991009
>implyin church didnt hoard the knowledge of writing an reading for itself to control population and keep it in he dark, instead of teaching every1 how to do it, like those evil, atheistic, laic, humanists
>>
File: childlike2.jpg (85 KB, 736x1105) Image search: [Google]
childlike2.jpg
85 KB, 736x1105
>>677991103
Is being too unintelligent to understand a logical proof a symptom of atheism?

I think so. You can't simply discard an argument because you don't "get it."

Arguing with atheists is like playing chess with a pigeon.
>>
>>677991321
>>677991403
>>677991459

Read the thread commies
>>
>>677991403
exactly, if god existed wouldn't his existence be intuitive instead of weird and requiring indoctrination as a child?
>>
>>677983642
We all know OP can't deliver so why do we even bother?
>>
File: Wait What.jpg (10 KB, 200x296) Image search: [Google]
Wait What.jpg
10 KB, 200x296
MFW ....

>OP is obviously an atheist.
>Atheists are still replying as if he isn't.
>>
>>677983642
Human beings can't even fathom how massive the milky way galaxy is, what makes you think we could possibly fathom a being who's able to create not only galaxies but universes on a whim? go suck a dick or die or something
>>
>>677991321
Already did, read the thread
>>
OP is a faggot. Take your God and shove it up your ass.
>>
>>677991544

Have you ever tried playing chess with a fucking pigeon?

No, I rest my oats.
>>
>>677989641
Still no answer to my questions. And there I was, hoping that just one anon would have a real opinion on the matter. I must be retarded.

As a side question. Why do you christians (or any religious people really) pray your god?
>>
>>677983389
That's what you do with science.
Double standards.
>>
>>677990955
Why are you avatarfagging with the princess from the never-ending story?
>>
>>677982788
I'll raw dog your back door while making you perform fellatio on the crucifix.
>>
>>677991544
a demand for physical evidence is pretty solid in atheism actually

I would totally play chess with a pigeon, friend. Wanna set up a club on Saturdays? we can make them chess-playing enclosures and train them and set them against one another like pokemon
>>
>>677991477
The church did some bad shit in the renaissance but fedora fags tend to ignore about 800 years in which they were the only ones who cared about reading or knowledge at all.
>>
>>677991544
>Arguing with atheists is like playing chess with a pigeon
Tell me, so called "Devout Christian".
How can you stick to your "Holy Book" that is so contradicting that you might as well slit your throat because you can't be a "Perfect Human"?
tl;dr, Religious fags are the cancer of this world.
>>
File: 1459681943005.jpg (2 MB, 3264x2448) Image search: [Google]
1459681943005.jpg
2 MB, 3264x2448
Here's proof on why there is a god.
>>
>>677990955
Science has disproved your desert god a thousand times. Kill yourself sheep.
>>
>>677983389
Please, kill yourself.
>>
File: 1457914153185.jpg (166 KB, 425x425) Image search: [Google]
1457914153185.jpg
166 KB, 425x425
SAGE REPLY

The OP is an atheist who posts as a Christian. He doesn't abandon the thread. He posts in /b because there is no user ID. He then can answer as a Christian or an atheist. He likes to take the opposite side of the argument to get people all riled up. He admitted it several days ago. He is an east coaster too.

This thread isn't real though. It's full of the OP saying shit on both sides of the issue that is designed to create a response (i.e., BAIT).

If you want to talk about religion, there are other places to go where people actually exchange intelligent thoughts, not here though.

The KKK announces a march in a city. All the anti-KKK people come out and scream during the parade. Usually, it's a dozen or so KKK members and hundreds of protestors.

Want the KKK parades to stop? Ignore them. Let them walk down empty streets. Without all the protestors and cameras following the clash, there would be nothing to validate their message. Without an audience, the marches would stop.

Don't be the audience. Don't give the OP validation by enabling him. Ignore the thread and let it die every time. He'll be bored and go away.

SAGE REPLY
>>
>>677982788
But what's God?
>>
>>677991832
the only ones who had it, to keep others dumb on purpose
>>
>>677991590
it's exactly like pretending a guy is a girl because he put on a dress and introduced himself as Catherine

you both know he has a penis but it's just polite to call him she
>>
File: 1459084055551.jpg (164 KB, 1024x640) Image search: [Google]
1459084055551.jpg
164 KB, 1024x640
>>677984173
Richard Dawkins is some sort of man-child militant atheist. He gets so butt hurt when anyone believes in anything that can't be proven.
I absolutely hate that he's the go-to atheist.
"I believe in God"
Dawkins replies with-
>UR SUCH A FAG AND A MORAN RABBLE RABBLE
>>
File: 1445560630694.jpg (14 KB, 280x273) Image search: [Google]
1445560630694.jpg
14 KB, 280x273
>>
>>677983642
So using the logic of your statement; if I imagine aliens, does that mean they exist?
>>
>>677984173
You parrot the biblical book of bullshit.
>>
>>677991884
no penis

your argument is invalid
>>
>>677992072
>2016
>not understanding historical nuance
Nice tinfoil hat theory m8. Europe needed recordkeepers and the church stepped in because someone had to do it. It was only when they weren't needed anymore that they started getting manipulative.
>>
>>677992201
Dubs is too easy. Step up your game Oussama-san.
>>
>>677991544
This is a philosofical theme, it has nothing to logic, give me scientific evidence, prove to me in a logical and scientifical way that your being is real and not imaginary
>>
>>677983642
As autistic and outdated this argument is, it's hilarious how illogical most of the replied rebuttals are
>>
File: childlike7.jpg (30 KB, 500x729) Image search: [Google]
childlike7.jpg
30 KB, 500x729
>>677991917
Please name a single time your science has disproved God.
>>
File: readthispost.jpg (4 KB, 126x99) Image search: [Google]
readthispost.jpg
4 KB, 126x99
>>677983642
Even if this were a solid argument, all you've done is prove that there is a 'greatest' (whatever that means) being in existence. That greatest being could be anything, including a celestial monkey with asberger's, and not necessarily a christian god, or even one which is currently worshipped.
>>
File: 3qUUq.jpg (43 KB, 500x388) Image search: [Google]
3qUUq.jpg
43 KB, 500x388
>>677991544
Can't even use use the quote right. Pathetic
>>
>>677992493
Origin of the species by Charles Darwin.
Fuck your Creationism.
>>
>>677992378
the historical nuance is that they didnt build schools and didnt teach others. Progressive and helpful as fuck.
>>
>>677992493
Many times.

But listen up.
The God industry helps the economy a lot.
Damn, they sure do love their deluded ones!
>>
>>677992605
>they didnt build schools and didnt teach others
>what is a monastery
>>
>>677983396
>that image
Jesus christ
>>
>>677992175
yep, he's actively terrible. but what are you gonna do? there's no council on acceptable atheist behavior.
>>
>>677984345
/thread

A shame this got no replies. Probably the only reasonable argument posted thus far.
>>
>>677983215
Came to fulfill it
>>
>>677992576
I'm not even OP, but Darwin wasn't trying to "disprove" any God. He was a believer.
He also ate a ton of critters while at sea thus disproving Iron Chef.
>>
>>677992656
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monastery
particularly communities of teaching or nursing religious sisters.
>>
>>677992576
>Origin of the species by Charles Darwin.
How does that disprove God?
>>
>>677992207
aliens are checkable! but the question of "if there's a pretty good likelihood on paper of nearby radio-using aliens, where the fuck are they" springs up. looks like, no aliens. there's probably other life in the galaxy still but we might be the only local intelligence

so don't

I repeat don't

fuck it up.
>>
>>677992933
Exactly...
>>
File: 1290019654450.jpg (11 KB, 319x188) Image search: [Google]
1290019654450.jpg
11 KB, 319x188
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
>>
>>677993185
exactly - only those who r a part of our community
>>
>>677983642
This is the most illogical thing I've ever read
>>
File: Absolutely Heretical.jpg (110 KB, 500x661) Image search: [Google]
Absolutely Heretical.jpg
110 KB, 500x661
>>677983642
>God exist because I think he does
>>
File: Dub Facepalm.jpg (67 KB, 750x600) Image search: [Google]
Dub Facepalm.jpg
67 KB, 750x600
>>677991590
>>677984466
>>677984588

I have to admit that it's true.

Atheists can't be saved from themselves.
>>
File: 4ChanYouSay.jpg (65 KB, 692x461) Image search: [Google]
4ChanYouSay.jpg
65 KB, 692x461
>>
File: 1459815182950.gif (1 MB, 413x192) Image search: [Google]
1459815182950.gif
1 MB, 413x192
>>
>>677986405
I live in the liberal hell known as New England and I still see plenty of people like that. You must not get out much.
>>
Bumping for interest, since I don't want this shit post to end.
>>
File: eatenfromtheinside.jpg (68 KB, 736x462) Image search: [Google]
eatenfromtheinside.jpg
68 KB, 736x462
>>677992992
it absolutely doesn't, it just disproves traits of God from the Eden story that only the most backwards hicks cared about

admittedly there were a lot of them because it was the past

Apocryphal but I thought Darwin lost his faith upon finding one of those horrible parasitic wasp species.

Which even if that's legend, I'd like to ask sincerely religious people their opinion on those sorts of natural monsters.
>>
Keeping this alive for the glorious atheist master race!
>>
>>677983642
This still relies on the original assumption that god is in fact a being oh which no greater being can be conceived. You have to be able to prove gods existence without relying on an assumption which is the very thing you are trying to prove.
>>
File: 1430814523654.jpg (198 KB, 727x540) Image search: [Google]
1430814523654.jpg
198 KB, 727x540
>>
>>677992576
Darwin was a fucking christian you moron. His theories about evolution don't disprove god's existence nor were they ever meant to.

I'm an atheist and even I know this holy fuck you are stupid.
>>
>>677993556

/THREAD
>>
>>677993520
best non-/tg/ use of this ever, shine on you crazy diamond
>>
File: Lost Souls.jpg (24 KB, 280x457) Image search: [Google]
Lost Souls.jpg
24 KB, 280x457
This thread should have this pic instead.
>>
I'd like to hear it. I used to believe quite a bit until the last few years. Now I'm pretty sure there is no God. I'd love to be proven wrong.
>>
wow i didn't see a thread like this before.
>>
C'mon fellow atheists!

Let's gang up on these faggot christians.
>>
>>677994532
I'm kinda digging the dumb banter, I guess we are all atheists in here.

so while we're theorizing what would happen if everyone had figured out this god business was dumb by 10,000 BC, what do you guys think about our technological progress if one historical (and therefore religious) empire had taken over the entire earth?

this is now alt history thread
>>
No one can match the reason and rational thought of an atheist.

/science
>>
>>677983642

I just imagined a being called supergod. his only characteristic is that he is greater than god. and he is real because I imagined it.
>>
Only atheists know the secrets to the universe. Only science can provide all the answers.
Only science can't be corrupted.
>>
Allahu akbar my brother
>>
>>677995181
If by gang up you mean "keep sitting here and drinking this beer because I don't care what people do with their sundays because they're grown ass fucking adults who can make their own fucking decisions and them going to church has no effect on me whatsoever because I'm probably just sleeping in anyway" then I'm with you all the way.
>>
File: monarch.jpg (21 KB, 280x210) Image search: [Google]
monarch.jpg
21 KB, 280x210
>>677995068
I feel like God existing would be nifty in the same way Harry Potter existing would be nifty. I'd have someone to hate, to base my life around killing.
>>
>>677995675
>only science can't be corrupted
Big companies pay researchers for the results they want all the time.
>>
Atheists need to be sent to re-education camps. You're all delusional. >>677995366
>>
>>677995789
>What is sarcasm?
>>
>>677995723
hey it has direct impact on my ability to go to breakfast sometimes
>>
>>677995723
You're not a real atheist.
Go to confession.
>>
IF GOD WAS REAL HE'D MAKE YOU STOP SHITPOSTING
>>
>>677983642
>God exists because god exists.

This is the most retarded "proof" i ever read
>>
>>677995789
Bullshit. Science cannot be corrupted in any way. I suppose you believe science lacks the integrity to oppose such things. It's only through science that we have advanced, with no help from the church.
>>
>>677996083
As if you know the will of the Lord.
>>
>>677996245
so continuing the alt history thing, what if the Vikings got evangelical with the First Nations and kinda inoculated and there was an Odinist America facing off against an uneasy alliance of Hebraic religions?
>>
>>677996567
*inoculated them against smallpox or whatever
>>
I genuinely feel sorry for those who dedicate a large amount of their short time in our world towards religion or god.

I wonder what flashes through their minds when they're at that 10 seconds of consciousness phase of the deep, calm and biss silent darkness leading to their death. The quick realisation that they've feared this moment throughout their lives only to accept the truth simultaneously with their death. Not a word can be uttered, but their hopes and beliefs are slowly engulfed into the bliss darkness that they're drifting into. Their silent screams for their so called god are absorbed by their dying cells and are preserved until they finally reach the point of unconsciousness. The cells are dead with the sweet nothing beliefs of god.
For people believe in god, they live in peace and die in pain.
For not people believe in god, they live in veracity and die in peace.

Ignorance is bliss.
Where the ignorance is towards the fact that 99.99% of our population are insignificant good-for-nothings and that there's no god loitering for your arrival.
Where the bliss is comfort from the delusion that we are all significant and that a god is loitering for your arrival to heaven.
If innocent peoples' lives are taken in the name of god through involuntary death, then there's a problem.
That problem is very real, and that problem is very present.
There are many interpretations of these holy delusional books you follow and extremists follow the bad interpretations. You can't deny that they're religious because if anyone with a non-delusional brain picks up those holy books and reads them, they would find many meanings within the books that mean exactly what 'peaceful' religious people deny.
>>
>>677993556
>>677993705
>>677994280
>>677994532
>>677994786
>>677995065
>>677995181
>>677995366
>>677995675
>>677995870
>>677996005
>>677996245
>>677996351

This is all me. Just doing what the OP is doing, playing both sides.

/troll out
>>
>>677996666
satan quads don't lie
>>
>>677982788
Excuse me Christian person, I respectfully accept your offer and would be more than happy to listen, provided you deliver the message in terms that are empirical.

Yours sincerely
Ratte
>>
>>677996666
oh pssh I don't believe in god and I've wasted plenty of time and energy on this thread, don't be so judgey

we all face the horror of the void with the comfort of some kind of dumb bullshit
>>
>>677996788
while I appreciate your local flavor, you have not been contributing to the new alternate history discussion, so ok.
>>
>>677996666
First off, STOP FEEDING THE FUCKING TROLLS.
Also, satanic check.
>>
>>677996666
>talk about god and argue with a christianfag
>get 6's quints
>>
>>677996901
There's no satan, devil, god or heaven.

You must be deluded on another level to have belief in any of those.
>>
>>677997179
Quads* me eyes arent that gud
>>
>>677997179
I'm full of coincidences.
>>
I think the reason atheists and Christians get on so well relative to even Christians of different belief structures is every one acts as if God doesn't exist

it's as meaningful as sports teams, it means nothing more than something to get excited and sing a song about.
>>
>>677982788
So is Joseph's father Heli or Jacob?
>>
>>677998399
God is everyone's father you retard.


I'll be LMAOing at you when you go to hell faggot.
>>
Now I have an opinion on Gods or other deitys. I think that humans may have just created a God as some sort of explanation to why we are all here. Going all the way back to the beginning of humanity there has always been a belief in a spiritual realm in which high powers reside. Now going back to the part of why we are all here, in many cases people believed and still believe that our purpose is to do good deeds and be kind and whatnot to please a god and lead is to salvation. Or other people mainly ancient civilizations like the Maya for example thought that they should kill for their gods in order to please them. However now we get people who believe in no god, or afterlife for that matter. But now I'm just rambling in and to be honest I don't know where I'm going with this so screw it, but hey it's just an idea I had.
>>
>>677998134
not to put down sports teams! but be aware of the mechanisms that shape your life.

religion, patriotism, sports teams. things to make you happy and give you pride. to make you happy about where you're from. they are shaped like so many of Darwin's finches' beaks.

be aware. they are built to extract something from you.
Thread replies: 257
Thread images: 73


Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 1516QPvvjaBRziqhWPPJLvTaYxfUSBJswe
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.