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WTF is this? I found it in my pocket.
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>>677981469
have you been sleep smoking crack again?
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>>677981469
its a straw
you can use it to drink milk if you want
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Crack pipe
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>>677981529

I found this in there too...
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>>677981469
Taking the bait.

Crackpipe. Go smoke some crack, gets you high as hell boy.
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>>677981469
cool so you smoke crack OP
congratz
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>>677981608
That's crack, 2 "rocks"
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>>677981469
partytime. smoke my boi smoke
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I guess these fit in here.
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>>677981608
Put them in your butt
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>>677981608
rocks and blows
rocks and blows
hit me up
got what you need
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time to give crack a try. be a fucking beast and never touch it again.
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And then I light it and breath it in??? How odd...
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>>677981608
Time stamp faggot
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>>677981763

> /b/: When in doubt, put it in your butt.
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OP trip is nice?
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i have family and friends who have died from that shit dude............
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>>677982090
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>>677982360
hahaahahaha
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>>677981469
Great job cracked head
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>>677982480
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>>677981469
Dude clean your fucking nails
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>>677982360
my grandparents died of old age so i should stop aging i guess.
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>>677982566

My tire blew about an hour ago and since I'm not a woman or a faggot, I changed it myself. Unfortunately it got my hands a bit gritty. I'll wash them before this next part...
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>>677982659
a crackhead smoked crack. what a cool dude am i rite
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Ahahah! Keep killing yourself dude. Nice thread though. I'll save just to keep your memory alive
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>>677982838
Fuck my wife OP
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im with you im your sitter today
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>>677982838
aunt died from doing a speedball..... you are strong enough to let go of this shit man .... you are killing yourself..
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>>677982838
Oh wow, are you diabetic? That sucks man! :(
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>>677982418
Holy shit ...OP please deliver. ...
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>>677982838
surely you have some meth too
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>>677981469
Lol at first I thought this was a joint that was canoeing really badly
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>>677983020
we are all dying man. you should go on your terms
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>>677983020
My dad died from a brain tumor,but i still use my brain duhh
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>>677982052
OP you're making me giggle again.
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Overdose man soot up all your shit. Maybe you'll have a good death instead of gambling when and how
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How about you switch to Krokodil and kill yourself
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Tim........is that You...?
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>>677983022

Beating diabeetus one day at a time.
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OP is on the fast track to a long, healthy, and successful life
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>>677982838
Don't fuck around ...

Better do the whole thing
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>>677983261
tar on east coast?

5 yrs off rock. 10 years off crack. sorta feel bad for you man.
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>>677983261
Add more. Why let life decide when and how whe you could die high as fuck right now
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>>677982418
>>677982838
Should I leave....?
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>>677983258

No Tim here, only Zuul.
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>>677983492
Record yourself bitch.
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>>677982052
>>677982052
no, you melt it first you fucking savage. you are wasting it by hitting it direct like that.
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>>677983492
>inject into beinus
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>>677983483
I would delete system 32 before you get a knock on your door. Even having pictures like that could land you in jail on drug charges.
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>>677983589
This....post Webm
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Kill it before it kills you
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Bump
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>>677983492
Gotta keep that bloodsugar down. Diabeetus is difficult man, your struggle is admirable.
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Fucking camera ran out of space in middle of shot. Had I use my hand cause crooks of elbow are too fucked.
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>>677981469
I was feeling like shit this morning but you've showed me it could be worse. Thank you OP.
You're doing God's work
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She won't last much longer....common OP!
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BUMP!!!!!
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>>677983686

"You are under arrest for at one time possessing something that looked like narcotics." Yeah, they could pursue, but a public defender could effortlessly win a case against them.
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>>677983968
nah,being a crackhead and a junkie beats being a neckbeard virgin any day
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>>677984161
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THREAD THEME SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZseqKBMq4c
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>>677984266
Sieg heil, then!
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op,you breathing there mate?
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>>677984249
3/10
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>>677984459
Speeeedballin' errry day
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>>677984409
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>>677984409
Then what?
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>>677983962
now what
you go outside and mug someone?
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>>677984545
Amen brother
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>>677984249
But OP is a neckbeard virgin
>>677982052
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>>677984544
wroooooom wroooooooooooooooooooooooom
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>>677983962

share picture of your janky swiss cheese elbow you degenerate.
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>>677983962
OP you should OD on twitch your life is worthless now anyway entertain us monkey boy
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>>677984544
Fuck OP...don't quit now... don't you've some method to do or somthing?
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>>677983686
What's a system32? I'm guessing some computer stuff.

And are you serious? I should go to the Genius Bar tomorrow and have evidence removed. Thanks a lot, original poster! I was thinking of sitting in and finish my Marxist utopia novel tomorrow!
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>>677984591
Then we gas the kikes, faggot.
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>>677983269
Kek
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>>677984266
those are economical thoughts, which are alright
think about the social ones
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>>677984545
AMEN!
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>>677984707
I'm in
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>>677984699
Meth*
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>>677984655
nah,that looks like a regular junkie beard to me.
Neckbeards lack balls to ever try narcotics
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>>677984459
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OP probably dead. seen this before, too many of the drugs.
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>smoking crack
You are poor and human trash just fucking kill yourself and make the world a better place
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>>677984867
You magnificent bastard!
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>>677984867
opium?
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>>677984967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoooX3OVGoI
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>>677984867
Inject marihuana
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>>677984867
Seriously bro,dont push it to far.
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>>677984867
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtTsky80XmQ
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>>677985095
shut the fuck up
let OP OD
the world will lose an idiot
hurrah
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>>677985071
Marijuana could kill him you retard. My uncle smoked marijuana twice in one day and overdosed, Given he has done other drugs, Marijuana would be bad.
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>>677985271
kind of shit meme pricks say on Twitter
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I like how most of you assume I don't have a job and steal for money. My tire burst on the way into the office so I'm working from home today.
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That was a pussy dose of heroin. Shoot up more faggot.
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>>677985267
You shut the fuck up 14 year old fagot.
not everyone who uses is worthless shit
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>>677985476
Shoot up the crack. I like how it literally can numb your skull and face
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include me in the screenshot faggot
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>>677985476
faggot ur wasting ur life go do something worthwhile instead of killing yourself for a fucking high
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>>677983492
Ok Tim.........
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>>677984849
But he literally has a neckbeard
I can also tell you're a fellow loser junkie that took offence kek
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stick to coke like a regular faggot, op
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>>677985673
and here we are,on 4chan,watching a guy getting high..being productive..
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>>677985796
kek, fucking truth
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>>677981469
Then you were high for 45 seconds and spent the rest of the day wishing you had more. Been there, done that. Sucks, OP, and you know it.
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>>677985610

Amen. When people assume that it's like me assuming that everybody who smokes weed is a dirty hippy communist. I work full time and can support my habit and pay my bills. Not all heroin/crack users are gutter trash.
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>>677985476
Got any jenkem?
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Hey OP, what does heroin feels like?
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>>677985610
never said druggies were worthless you pleb
still wouldnt give a shit if they all OD'd
probably wouldn't laugh tbh, but fuck 'em all
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>>677985713
Nah,i used to use speed in high school but that was almost 10 years ago..But i also liked to bully anime loving neckbeards so..
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I've done crack before nut i'm not going to do it again because I know I like it. definetly won't do heroin, you're fucking retarded for that. I do coke occasionally. Think i'll stick to acid, MDMA and pot
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>>677983661
NOOOOOO
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>>677986115
You do understand that those are people like you and me that just happens to use some form of drug?
Your fucking mom is probably hooked on benzos you chromosome
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>>677985713
It's more of a heavy stubble right now because I just haven't feel like shaving in 3 days. I plan on shaving it off before work tomorrow morning.
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>>677981469


Lena Dunham's anal pregnancy test
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>>677986478
hi antonello
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>>677981755

Surprisingly clean finger nails for a crack head bro good job
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>>677982052
Is the same high as smoking free base?
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>>677986478
The neckbeards are always heavy stubble
It's what they all say
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>>677985886
You end up lookin like it
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>>677986128
Is that what you think you're doing?
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>>677985952

I really find that to be an objective question. Different people will give you different answers, no matter how similar their use in RoA and quantity.

To me, it's like walking into warm, dimly lit house on a cold winter day and then after getting the heavy gear off, sitting on a lounge chair by the fireplace to enjoy a cup of hot cider/cocoa and a nice and easy bj from the mrs.
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>>677985467
>you must be new here
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>>677985610
>smoking crack
>not everyone who uses is worthless shit

top kek
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Definetely crack. Hit it lightly til you hear it crackle then slowly take the later away and spin the liquid crack around inside of the filter (brillo). Make sure you point it upwards so the rock doesn't fall out. Seen idiots do that.
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>>677987271
>the later
wat
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>>677981755
Underrated post
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>>677987271
Read the fucking thread before just posting. I don't believe 4chan is the right place for a millennial such as yourself
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>>677986930

You're really pushing hard to pin me as a "neckbeard virgin", aren't you? Not everybody who grows facial hair fits into that category. You'll learn that once you start sprouting facial hair.

Here, have a pic of the back of a junkie chick as I bang her asshole.
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Is someone gonna screen cap this shit?
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>>677987909
I said you literally have a neckbeard, which you do. Don't get triggered now. I don't want to disturb your HIV fest.
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>>677987952
This is basic shit. People do drugs on /b/ all the time. I think Reddit is more your style, friendo
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>>677982912
What else would you expect from humans.

They'll do anything to seem "cool".
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>>677988191

Easy there broseph. I'm a little high right now and a bit noddy so forgive me. Either someone else was making that assessment then, or I'm just drifting.
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>>677985476
What kind of job do u have OP ?
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>>677987130
just a matter of time, very few start out being crackheads, you gradually turn into one.
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Any dopers here that are from the philly area and get their dope from kensington?
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This thread makes me sad

Continue
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>>677988939
Because it is sad
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>>677988500

I basically do freelance coding except all at one company. Whatever project they need me on in whatever language I can do it and lead the coding team.

>>677988698

OP here. Outside of Philly and cop in Philly, but I avoid Kensington.
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it appears to be some kind of object
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>>677989202
even that Python shit ?
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>>677989458

I know Python, but it doesn't have any practical applications at the company I work for.
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>>677986924
Need an answer to this
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>>677989745
What lenguage then?
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I am a junkie and I approve this message.


Smack a whole bun in your cock vain. My girlfriend did it to me once... didnt really get a rush though..

>junkys are cool
>dont forget fresh rigs
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>>677989202
What area do you get your dope from and do they sell it openly on every corner like kenzo
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>>677989948

I work a lot with Java/C++/C#/SQL/VB with what I do.
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CRACK IS FOR NIGGERS
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>>677990315
paul blart detected
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>>677990315

Mostly North. Not far out of Kensington, but far enough that copping is a bit different. In Kensington you're more likely to get arrested, in North you're more likely to get shot. Personally, I'd take the latter.
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>>677990651
If you go further north you get expelled.
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404
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>>677990651
Yeah shits hot down their right now got pulled over last time luckily i didnt cop yet thats why im trying to find some safer spots but lately ive just been buying from local dealers up in the bucks county suburbs but the quality isnt on point
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I got a get

>677988888
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>>677991137
Fuck I hate myself today

>>677988888 ffs
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>>677990384
so that's why you do crack huh
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>>677987909
trevor philips! i knew that was you!!
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>>677981469
Throw it out you retarded feind
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>>677991113

Any way I can reach you? Bogus email or whatever?
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>>677983962
I'm not the most educated on the ways of hard drug use.. But wouldn't shooting up directly into you hand eventually leave track marks just the same as the under-elbow? (Scientifically speaking -Antecubital fossa) Or do you switch up where you inject each shot?
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>>677992274
Where you from
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>>677993490

Suburbs, you? Making a run now.
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>>677993915

Passing KOP.
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