Rekt thread, no gorish edition.
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Rekt thread, no gorish edition.
>>677938779
did he ded?
>>677938779
ow.
Here's a couple:
>>677938779
no gore but someone snapping their neck is fine
stupid OP.
BRING THE GORE
>>677939909
Deserved it.
One of my favorites.
>>677939931
nailed it
So far so good.
Keep them comming
>>677938779
RIP in fucking peace.
>>677939931
did she died?
>>677939572
kinda looks like bazzle.
>>677940121
thank you mr skeletor.
WE WANT GORE!!
>>677940050
filename should be "bumper balls"
>>677940334
I was thinking "Perfect Strike"
>>677939839
>eternal
>>677940195
>2 women watching
>one lazily half grabs her arm to "help"
>Gender is a social construct
>>677940228
I love this one.
It's one of the most satisfying things in the world to see a fatty over estimate its capabilities.
>>677940083
>Retards
Why do we keep them alive?
>>677940121
Thanks mr skeltal
>>677940415
what else would he die of then? internal?
anyone has that gif/webm of a guy doing a twist flip on a dodgeball?
>>677939839
>>677940233
this is not Rekt when he nails it
>>677940551
IT ISNT!?
>>677940195
:'(
>>677940519
holy kek
>>677940551
le master trole
>>677940519
Wow. These kids are genuinely retarded.
>>677940083
Nice filename
>>677940601
I don't get it
What's so funny?
>>677940696
>implying they didn't just want to hit that smug karate fag with boards
>>677940637
this made me sad :(
>>677940195
China seems like a really nice place.
>>677940675
I know it's fake...but damn
>>677940732
Could be.
>>677940675
Fuck man that tricked me and I nearly fell out of my chair.
>>677940726
Because they dindu nuffin'
>>677940739
>not side stepping
>>677940381
The way the dude tries to pull him out while simultaneously drowning him
>>677940195
Is she dead?
>>677939986
MCCLOUD! ! !
>>677940748
These soft rekt thread viewers make me sick
Bring the classics.
>>677940748
Good
>>677940764
deserved it
>>677940801
pancakeman :|
>>677940675
All of the fuck yous
>>677940458
Well, you're still alive...
>>677940881
Agreed
>>677940764
Clearly enraged by mal treatement from female/females.
No surprise.
>>677940881
>>677940862
Well the way the escalator stopped moving she either lost the bottom half of her body or yeah, she ded.
>>677940881
shut up nigger, its not soft to be sad, you gonna be sad when you get fucked up the ass and cant shit right anymore after you leave your daddies basement.
>>677940086
Do you not know what RIP means you fucking retard
>>677940967
Oldie but a goodie.
>>677941047
heem sleepy
>>677941066
Lurk more, newfriend.
>>677940764
Happens more often than one would think. I've got another one somewhere, let's see.
>>677938779
haha nigga played himself
>>677941058
you are so new it sickens me.
>>677941241
back atcha
>>677941066
Have you been living under a fucking rock?
>>677938779
fucking manlet lol
>>677940764
>>677941200
What the fuck are asians' problem with elevators?
>>677941030
You've been waiting a long time to use that gif, huh?
>>677940675
What is this, I'm too scared to watch
>>677939860
hits his brother and himself =')
>>677941151
Karma is a bitch! wasting nice seats and not watch the game.
>>677940862
Yes i saw this on a YouTube video and they said she die
>WHAT WEBM ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>677941222
NIce trips
>>677941066
she's not a damn beyblade anon-kun
>>677941200
holy shit, I didn't know there was an extended version to this
>>677940301
didnt laugh til i saw he had another pie waiting. holy fuck
>>677941125
That's some next level shit, why did I watch it all.
>>677941269
even though not a ylyl, i lost.
>>677941340
girl bites guy's penis off.
>>677940195
>China
>Health and safety standards
Pick one.
>>677940862
yez frum ethenrnil bleading
>>677940519
It shows that krotty or tkd aren´t good choices
>>677940121
>Mexican_sugar_dancing.gif
>>677939544
Did she actually break her neck?
>>677941468
could you please? i lost that somewhere...
>>677940637
that driver is a moron, why would be try to move two lanes without having sight?
deserved it
>>677941200
Can't find it, how sad.
>>677939931
hot
>>677940195
Seriously why the fuck is there a trap door of death at the top of the escalator and why the fuck arent the lock out mechanisms foolproof and engaged?
>>677941401
dad had 1 job
>>677941066
dude.... that's the meme..
RIP in peace...
it's not that everyone who says it that way doesn't know what RIP means, it's that they add the "in peace" to be funny....
welcome to humor of the 21st century
>>677941401
kek
>>677941042
you can say it reached Uranus
>>677940637
atleast he signaled.
>>677941200
I love the wheelchair one. It's even better because i know he died.
>>677940637
I hope the driver survived and their entire family died. Not being edgy, but that fucker deserves it
>>677941583
they kill the unlucky to become the luckiest country
dropkick the shit out of this guy
I dont get it what RIP in fucking peace?
>>677941427
Holy shit
>>677941583
because china
>>677940764
he fucking walks into the nothingness
what did he expect
>>677941047
that was fucking sweet
>>677941618
Shits not even funny, gay as fuck like all you faggots
>>677941058
>being this new
>>677941671
Probably did way more damage to the kid he was trying to help..
>>677939986
That filename
>>677940415
newfags always give away themselves
>always
>>677941222
Sauce? >>677941222
>>677941649
Haha mate, they all dead.
Judging by the shit that flew out kids were probably in it.
>>677941805
Worth the casualties.
>>677941125
>didn't find cure for cancer
>make perfect pussy from penis
>medicine
>>677941439
underrated post
>>677941372
that's fuckin' cool
>>677941671
Thats satisfying.
>>677941792
meh, i don't enjoy the humor in it myself...
but hey, you're on the same website as everyone else..
faggot
>>677940121
So spooky
>>677941885
>perfect
>>677941645
Really? I only got the .webm, is there an article about it somewhere?
>>677941710
That shit look's fun
>>677939931
MODS!!
>>677941532
Yes.
She will never walk again.
>>677940601
They just seen a white guys cock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKXFLqg7Z20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8idlcO-M3c
https://youtu.be/0hdSau7kEak
>>677941393
Because you are a newfag, one of the people who ruined /b/. Get the fuck back to 9gag, you filthy millennial. How has anyone not see that webm before? Fuck you srsly....
>>677941703
**Shayna
>>677940764
dude, you have the one that his friend kicked the elevator door and then he fell down but he didn't seem to give a shit about him?
also I'm out of rekt
>>677941885
you should look up the definition of perfect
>>677941832
>time constantly switching for effect
still good tho, got fuckin rekt
>>677942014
The tabs haha
>>677941330
Worst of all, he wasn't the guy you answered to.
>>677941885
Surgery is a tad different to cancer, but w/e
>>677940121
dios mio
>>677941710
looks fun
>>677941671
When Captain Kirk arrives
>>677941910
He's fucked by the looks, couldn't lift his head.
>>677940233
If not for that push, he would have been rekt
>>677940195
Feel sorry for that kid man
>>677941939
I love seeing those little bikini gold digging boat sluts tossed around.
>>677940807
Easy man, he's okay now.
>>677941023
tumblr.
>>677940301
>attacked by pie
>throws her handbag
>gives her attacker her wallet, house-keys etc
Feminism at its finest.
>>677940083 This stops but in like 4 seconds they get up and walk away
>>677941885
>Cure for cancer
>Every human being on the planet is retard
Please tell me you are b8
>>677939839
There, you're out the fire.
>>677942203
How about a spinal tap procedure that doesn't fuck up asstons of people then? Or a joint replacement that's not worse than just not bothering?
There are serious problems to be solved in every medical discipline, is his point, and we're developing pussies. Literally making pussies from component parts.
>>677940601
It's probably some black thing.
>>677941939
When that bass drops
>i feels it
>>677939839
Dat filename
>>677940435
underrated post
>>677942229
sonic the hedgehog
>>677942030
I hope that morons dick got burnt off and stopped his chances of breeding.
Darwin award
>>677938779
gore you say?
>>677942163
>>677942377
should be renamed
>trashcan fights back
>>677940992
So casual, like this shit is just another day.
>>677942137
I guess ill bite, been coming on here for nearly 8 years.
Your rodent piece of filth.
My mind is a blur of CP Gore and memes.
>Kill yourself
>>677939519
I hope that guy has all the children he wanted to have
>>677942162
Haha sorry
>keked
>>677942397
kek'd
>>677942458
>He's got teeth like...
>He can leap...
>Look at the bones!!
>>677942163
forget the elevators, more of this stuff! or at least tell me where i find more!
>>677941892
>>677941200
another
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLjYbISpRbk
>>677942524
please get out of 4chan, i can see that your new in here
>>677940764
Full Vid
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c7f_1459155824
>>677940381
Fucking gold.
>>677941846
Sauce?
>>677942727
kek
>>677942415
I cant disagree with you, but surgeons are going to use their years of training too make money bud.
I think this is from a commercial, but it still makes me laugh.
>>677941627
It's funny how on 90% of dashcams that you see it's the pedestrians fault and how that absolutely doesn't reflect in court decisions. Either my sample size is way too slow or for some reason car drivers are assumed guilty.
>>677941939
Isn't there a longer version to this?
>>677942744
What?
>>677940202
That is fucking genius.
>>677941222
sauce or her name, plx!
>>677939890
did she died?
>>677941042
>>677941042
That moment the rocket ass rapes you
>>677942885
Which is fine, they can do whatever they want, it's their life, I'm just pointing out that that guy is retarded for not understanding the point of that dude's statement.
>>677940637
Ugh that actually makes me feel bad, simply because of the shit ton of bright children toys that go flying fucking EVERYWHERE after that fucker got smashed. Hope there weren't any of the rotten little shits in there at the time.
>>677942137
I've never seen it and I've been here for 4 years,
>>677941683
Dude wat. I've done that shit dozens of times, it's harm- and painless, what is going on here?
>>677942163
>>677942700
Kek, thanks bro
>>677940301
My fucking sides.
>>677942727
i never saw a video where it worked...
>>677942289
Kek
>>677940017
Is that a goat? Holy shit it's huge
>>677941710
woah. The fact that he visually changes direction means his rounds per seconds is really close to the framerate of the gif. Impressive.
>>677940050
>>677940334
no, file name should be "conservation of momentum"
>>677941832
Never kek'd so hard at a football game.
>>677943088
nerve gas
>>677940195
what the actual fuck, worst rekt ever!
>>677939982
yeah, fuck her for being happy, the stupid cunt
>>677942938
because they should take extra care as they are the one controlling the huge machine, if they are just slightly above the speed limit then that is enough to make it their fault, if they did not have proper sight and could not see if someone would run out in front of the car they should have slowed down etc
>>677943221
this
I was at a friend's and the bell for our pizza rang, I got up, went to the kitchen, came back 3-0 Germany. What.
>>677943012
That's happened to me before, 4 stitches and 5 cat scans.
>>677943095
That's some fucking great teamwork.
>>677943095
love this
>>677943088
she inhaled way too much.
>>677942644
nevermind, the sauce was in the fucking video
>>677940017
you deserved it asshole
>>677943291
You can never know when some nut decides to run in front of your car. I see your point though, but I think it's the wrong way round.
>>677941058
anon, it's ok. the closet doesn't need you any more. you can come out now.
>>677941401
broken baby neck
>>677940121
thanks mr skeltal
>>677940675
Sauce?
>>677941939
>the sunglasses
>>677940801
Minding his own business and then some fool who can't drive takes him out. I bet the driver was Asian or an ex taxi or bus driver (they all can't drive!)
>>677941832
Id watch football if this shit happened more often
>>677941151
Dude in the orange shirt is the real hero, the amount of effort he gave is astounding.
>>677943382
Maybe, but it's not like it's damaging. It's really just like breathing out and holding. Not pleasant but it would take like half a minute before you even get the desire to inhale again, passing out would take minutes in spasms. Something has to be going on there.
>>677940801
Sardines anyone?
>>677943341
fucking amazing
>>677942423
come at me bro
coma bro
>>677943392
>implying the guy in the clip is the one who posted it
top bread guys
>>677940967
Fuck that!!
>>677941624
/thread
>>677940488
don't be stupid, blood is SUPPOSED to be internal
>>677941671
vid please?
>>677943419
most of the cars in that webm seems to be having way too much speed and often they are rushing into blindspots, it looks like most of them are the drivers fault in that webm to me at least, but I agree, if someone decide to take suicide by car then it really should not be the drivers fault
I think those cases are very rare though
>>677942576
nah rly tho. i been here about as long and that one's been around for awhile. used to just link the liveleak vid tooo.
>>677943035
zozkek
>>677942658
fucking KEK i'm merging both of these into a GIF
>>677942163
hoooolyyy shiiiiiiit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJgndfF4Pbo
>>677942727
Strong grip
>>677943664
I'd like to see your fucking proof on that
>>677943633
might have been funny if not for the shitty editing
seriously, why do people do these things?
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>>677940381
Holy fuck that dark-skinned friend is failing so fucking hard.
Misses the timing of the throw which causes the whole fucking fiasco, and then, when his friend may have sustained a potentially serious spinal injury, he tries to drag him back out of the water by the legs, which simultaneously keeps his head underwater.
If that dude has permanent injuries, darkskin better have sworn eternal loyalty for that shit. God fucking damn, the fail is palpable.
>>677941683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_cKTw8cB78
>>677940220
Not everyone watches Austin Powers, fampai.
>>677942368
Yea thought the same.
>>677939839
So... He's still alive then, just bleeding, eternally. That's okay, I guess; immortality.
>>677943873
They don't seem too concerned...
>>677940228
>as overconfident as she is overweight
>>677942377
>skill beats strength
>>677942184
The fag haha
>>677943708
wtf, is this some kind of whore edition cosplay?
>>677941627
someone needs to set this to "it's a hard knock life"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7yIy0Z6axs
>>677942180
cop prob thought he got hit by the guy
and then proceeded to use necesarry force on the man.
>>677940121
Ayy lmao
>>677942415
>every medicinal problem is equally hard to solve
>>677943088
I've done it too. If you inhale regular air from your nose and helium from your mouth, it's fine. If you close your nose and inhale ONLY helium, you black out.
>>677940228
I heard a trombone being played at high-speed.
>>677944126
>medicinal
your expertise is valued
>>677942330
*darth vadader's theme plays slowly*
>>677942727
Master race...kek
>>677940739
What a non-sequitur!
>>677944327
>Darth Vadader
>>677942415
you are a complete moron, its not like we have to pick one research at the time, this is not a game, the cancer research go on regardless of what happens in relation to other illnesses, so does aids and antibiotics etc
not to mention, what medical field are you advancing?
considering its not up to the individual to chose what they want to do with their lives, I guess you have decided to lead by example and have sacrificed everything in order to advance our medicine?
if not you should shut up because your bitching and whining helps no one
>>677941401
Jazz hands
>>677942700
nice, this is the one I couldn't find
>>677944052
haha
>>677943088
You have to clear your lungs of the gas other you are at risk of suffering from hypoxia.
If you've ever seen people inhaling sulphur-hexaflouride to make their voice "deeper" then they have to be especially careful since that is heavier than air whereas helium is lighter than air.
>>677941125
That is incredibly uncomfortable to watch
>>677942669
> not sitting in chair for accuracy
> not securely placing butt of gun against balls, absorb recoil
> not know how to gun
>>677942423
believe it or not, that's bboy cloud and what he's doing here is on purpose and fake.
He has the acting skills of a god.
>>677944423
consequences will never be the same
>>677940195
DID THEY JUST FUCKING WALK AWAY??
>>677941066
He wants him to be EXTRA restful and EXTRA peaceful; but no, really... Anon is retarded and doesn't know what RIP means; he should stay off the internet for a while.
