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NZ/New Zealand thread.
I'm not afraid any more.
>>677930392
Of what?
Why are IDs even gone?
>>677930300
Dunners reporting, bruh
>>677930300
depressed hamfag reporting in
someone kill me pls
Evening
Daily reminder, give no merci.
>>677931731
did you get cucked or something m8?
auckland blotters
2016nzthrowaway at gmail dot com
Dunners reporting.
How are we all?
>>677931671
Hey mate!
>>677931824
HON HON
>>677932083
Hon Hon.
>>677931924
you can take that word "cucked", and you can shove it so far up your cavernous overused asshole that the next time you have a thought it's gonna have to get past the k
>>677931731
whats causing the depression anon?
>>677932381
completely random, one minute i was fine and suddenly it hit me like a freight train
>>677932460
yeah happens bro, in the mean time, find something to distract yourself, watch a movie or something friendo, it'll go.
>>677932446
>>677932446
>>677932083
How's it man?
R I T A N O N
Fuck day light savings ending. Up at four a.m.again. When is this farming culture bullshit gonna be stopped.I'm about to lose it
>>677933178
when farmers twig that its retarded to start before 6. tho also mean the end of big herds and farming in shitty area's not meant for cattle.
>>677932020
Anyway to sell in chch?
>>677933003
Yeah, not bad. Usual kinda day. How's it with you?
>>677933022
Hey mate!
>>677933063
Why would you even delete that?
>>677933694
Hey man! This dunners?
>>677933178
>>677933425
someone got cucked by a farmer...
>>677933931
Nah mate. I just resent a minority group determining that the clocks should go back. Back off to fucking sheep eh
>>677934072
>minority group
>resent
>i resent a group of people that make sure my family and country don't starve to death
k mate
Auckland city reeks of human faeces at the moment. What is happening?
fush n chups
welly reporting in bruh
>>677933694
I'm alright man, except for having a sore throat
Get up to much or is that covered under "usual kinda day"?
>>677934322
like theres a day it doesnt, i literally have to walk past a little corner thats dedicated to bums pissing every morning on the way to work, its fucking disgusting
>>677933526
i can mail or u can come pick up
>>677934257
Mate, it's the cow folks that need the extra light. Cos all I eat is dairy.
Also, didn't I mention I was about to lose it. Are you feeling guilty about something?
why is the new zealand accent so ugly?
>>677934539
Abusing the postal system does not seem like the best plan I've ever had.
How good is the stuff you've got? Will it fuck me up?
>>677934637
It's QT.
>>677934680
no i literally gag everytime i hear it
>>677934766
Damn... that sucks I guess. Sorry to hear that.
>>677934766
Is that actual accent or stereotypical accent?
Because they're different
>>677934678
I guess, haven't had any shit reviews yet, everyone seems pretty happy with it
>>677933853
Yeah, mate. What's good?
>>677934439
Bit early to be getting a cold, isn't it? What is it though, really?
Nah, nothing doing. Usual kinda day, usual kinda feeling.
>>677934766
Stop talking then.
Sure everyone else is sick of hearing your shit too.
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>>677934637
because we have become a nation of cucks. this country is going to the dogs
>>677934914
I agree. The stereotypical accent is so far off.
>>677934455
That in the city centre? I'm on Victoria Street right now and the stench of anus is palpable.
Dunners reporting in. How y'all bitches doin this fine evenin?
>>677934637
Ow our accent is cool ow I'll fuck you up ow
>>677934958
I'm just relaxing man, might make a tea soon. How about you bro?
>>677935037
nah on fortland street next to dominoes
>>677934983
Kek
>>677934766
What's your superior accent anon?
>>677935224
Oh yeah, all the side streets are hobo toilets.
Heres some top kek NZ internet speed.
It was actually a bit cold this morning in Auckland so I'm glad we're finally getting close to the end of Summer. Summer is terrible and people who like it are shit.
>>677934958
Fresher flu, maybe? Dunno, feels more like my tonsils playing up, again
Ah true, I know them vibes
>>677935035
Tyty
>>677935224
There's a public toilet right on fort street, why don't they use that?
>>677934992
Fag mods ruined that place by playing shitty metal songs all the time
Remuera in da mada phukkkin house ma niggaz and niggerettes
>>677933853
Hey ritanon! It's me again, been a while!
>>677935035
Ginga sounds just like the stereotype though. So it does exist.
>>677935419
yeah its literally right next to the piss corner, fuck knows hahaha
>>677935454
>otara detected
>>677935478
I'm guessing... Dom?
>>677935419
I used to always go up the staircase next to those toilets and drink at the carpark with my mates before town, hahaha.
>>677935148
Already on the tea here, mate! But yeah, just chillin' as well.
>>677935360
What, you had trouble with 'em previously? Bit of a bugger, regardless.
Yeah, word. How'd your day go, anyway? Did you self-direct the shit out of it?
>>677931532
hey talia, i fucked you so hard one time in wellington :') good to see a photo with you and your nice tits out agian.
just farted lads
>>677935736
classy bro
>>677935828
back off cuck
>>677935620
Yeah man
>>677935736
You disgust me Anon.
Reporting in from yabby creek
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>>677935828
pics or it didnt happen faggit
>>677936008
Fuckin'... where?
>>677935903
>>677936022
hello newfriend
Where can I acquire cocaine in the Waikato area??? (not crack)
>>677936119
Wish in one hand and shit in the other, see which fills up first.
>>677936087
earh get g uz a rata
>>677935783
Yeah, a few times. I've had tonsillitis a handful of times, hospital wouldn't take em' out because it's not "urgent"
Yeah it was alright, tired, man. I wouldn't say self directed the shit out of it, but I got a bit done, so it's cool
>>677935783
Of course you are! What did you get up to today?
>>677935865
>>677936001
To add to the class I also did E in those toilets a few times with my mate. This was years ago though i'm classy AF now.
>>677935995
It's been ages man! What have you been up to?
>>677936072
The Bush
>>677936251
>To add to the class I also did E in those toilets
theres no coming back from that hahahaha,
>>677936425
Great memories actually!
>>677936251
It has man! Just been pretty busy tbh, haven't even gone on 4chan much either. Hbu?
Blenheim, reporting in. Whats going on?
>>677936247
Ah, devo. Sounds like the hospital up to its usual shit though, no surprises there.
Long day still? Any progress is good progress!
>>677936251
You know it! Nah, didn't get up to shit. you should know that too haha! You?
>>677936443
Merci, Drift King.
>>677936646
In blenheim? Nothing but contemplating suicide
>>677934992
Reporting that bbq mod for unfair banning. Got screenshots too.
>>677936087
nigga pls. ive been lurking since before m00t
>>677936852
What was unfair about it?
>>677936623
Same old stuff man, chilling and eating hahaha. You been busy with studying or something?
>>677936723
Haha same here tbh. I just chilled at home and ate rita style egg noodles, then went for a little run with my friend and now here I am!
>>677936729
I know that. I'm just looking for a buddy to contemplate suicide together
>>677936852
Harharhar
>>677936941
Did I break any rules? kek
Sup bros Dunedin reporting. Is that guy who had his birthday on the weekend here?
>>677937010
>>677936967
Yeah haha, I have some tests coming up, so its been pretty busy lol.
Yeah, it's shit but what are you gonna do, you know?
Not even a long day, just feeling knackered, she'll be right though.
You've got that spot on, mate
>>677937044
That was Scotty, who's a fem btw
>>677936967
Rita style? Colour me curious, mate.
Sounds like a good day though!
>>677937044
Fuaa, we're reppin' hard tonight.
It's a she, for the record. Don't think they're here though.
>>677936889
Whose moot?
>>677937218
>>677936852
>>677937010
report me cunt, see if i care
>>677930300
What time is it in newzozland
>>677937138
What do you study again?
>>677937217
One day you will experience the importance of rita style cuisine! I can't put it into words, man. It's... beautiful! And yeah it was alright, i don't mind not doing much to be honest, hahaha.
>>677937094
>>677937348
You could make a reaction image for any occasion from any single scene in ren and stimpy. Those animators were awesome. Literally a different expression every few seconds.
>>677937559
8:49pm
try this http://www.chatnz.com
>Christchurch
Here as always
>>677937206
I know the feel, man. Just gotta live with it, eh.
You miss a scheduled coffee or something, mate? All good though, just cop a decent sleep tonight.
>>677937596
Not if you don't tell me what it bloody is!
Yeah, sounds like you did enough for it to still be good though. Running helps too.
>>677937206
>>677937217
Oh neat. Did anyone do anything for him.
>>677937596
Last year of high school, man.
>>677937793
>him
Did you miss that part or?
Nah, she had better plans
>>677937745
You know it!
I don't have coffee in the mornings really, should start though
Just shit sleeps I guess, but arvo class tomorrow so sleep in!
>>677937793
Nah, didn't do anything for hi..her.. Wait..
>>677937675
>Forces sign up
Nope. There's a reason we use tinychat
>>677937745
There are many specialty dishes and beverages, dunners. But as I said, I wish I could put it into words but it's not possible. You just have to try it at some point!
>>677937853
Ah, cool! You planning on uni after?
Who mentally ill here?
What you got?
What you doing to try get a handle on it?
>>677938097
Yeah man! Thinking of doing law. What do you study bro?
I have a thin but long dick. Would you rather girth or length?
Second day of being a ductee, im fucking knackered, how was your day blokes?
>>677937997
use a fake email these people dont even internet
no spam checks post the same thing over and over
>>677938261
I would rather you shut the fuck up and fuck me.
>>677937898
>>677937983
Neat. Scotty threw me off. Made an assumption it was a guy. Well, at least some Dunedin people remembered. My birthday is next week. Seems like everyone birthday is I'm April
>>677938193
BPD reporting.
Have already got it under control via therapy and CBT. Am off the mess now.
Still have constant shitty thoughts but I'm able to handle them correctly.
>>677938193
Severe depression, multiple suicide attempts followed by medication
where's the nude thread at?
>>677938337
Sorry anon, but I'm straight :(
>>677938407
>>>677938193
>BPD reporting.
>Have already got it under control via therapy and CBT. Am off the mess now.
>Still have constant shitty thoughts but I'm able to handle them correctly.
Mess=meds
>>677938485
>Implying there are male posters
>posting in a taiwanese raisinloaf appraisal subreddit
>>677938361
mine is on the 20th
>>677938259
I don't bro but I want to try get into business. Maybe finance or something. Or maybe an arts degree in a language! Haha. Don't you have to do a conjoint with law because most don't get into second year?
>>677938193
I'm a drunk, I drink to keep a handle on it.
>>677937983
Yeah, man. Start drinking it around the clock, become reliant as fuck on it, hell yeah!
Ah, fair cop. Lie in sounds good though.
>>677938097
That sounds a bit suss, mate. I'll stick with my bolognese sans sour cream, ta.
>>677938361
You doing anything for it?
>>677938654
>into business
Just fucking start a business
Asians on the bus will stand up if they're blocking you in when you need to get off. Indians will slightly shuffle their legs to the side. You suck, Indians.
>>677938407
How does cock and ball torture help BPD?
>>677938753
Thats because the pujabi wanna touch your ass bro
>>677938622
>>posting in a taiwanese raisinloaf appraisal subreddit
Fucking kek
But, of course they're male. Everyone is male until tits and even then it's not guaranteed.
>>677938407
>CBT
I've just started this for anxiety, so it helped for you?
The person I'm seeing is still a stuent I think but she's actually bloody fantastic.
>>677938452
I've not ever attempted, really, but my depression is pretty bad. Have meds helped?
>>677938654
Yeah, I'm not 100% sure what I'll do tho. Maybe conjoint with commerce/arts/health sci? i really dont know yet haha.
>>677938690
Your loss, dunners. The offer is always there... if you're willing to take it...
>>677938780
Kek, but it's Cognitive Behavioural Therapy. It's to retrain how you think. Basically I had to brainwash myself.
>>677938821
No they don't. They're just rude and selfish.
>>677938361
I've got dinner with my mates, fishing, and flying home to watch a gig. Need to get time off work.
>>677938753
Good to hear someone else feeling the love from indians. When the fuck are they leaving is what I want to know
>>677938876
Worked for me where medication failed, yes. It sucks arse to start with but after a while it all becomes natural so long as you keep doing it. Eventually you just become a normie without having to think too hard about it.
>>677938882
Yeah man, it's a hard choice!
>>677938744
A business doing what?
>>677939158
Yeah haha.
Anyways man I gotta study now, catch you later!
>>677939096
I told you all about this years ago. Nobody listened. If I'd have had my way they would never have entered the country in the first place.
#winnie2016
>>677938361
Don't worry, mate, couldn't forget, she mentioned it about 3 or 4 times the week of her birthday
>>677938690
Sounds like a life to live!
Man you have no idea hahah
Anything else doing rest of the week except the rally?
>>677938466
surely dump some sluts
>>677939158
Anything, start thinking of ways to make money, invest your money into an idea.
>idea goes well, profit
>idea goes shit, try again
Or shitpost on /biz/ until people paypal you to fucking leave
>>677938323
>ductee
>abductee
Where are they hiding you, Anon? Blink twice if you need us to rescue you.
>>677939264
stop being such a cuck
>>677938407
>CBT
I've just started this for anxiety, so it helped for you?
The person I'm seeing is still a stuent I think but she's actually bloody fantastic.
>>677938452
I've not ever attempted, really, but my depression is pretty bad. Have meds helped?
>>677939392
If a tree falls over in a forest will you still hear me blink?
>>677939415
Bro, winnie is probably the most based in the beehive.
auckland nudes where they at???
>>677939438
>>677938876
see
>>677939115
Something wrong with your net?
slut dump!!!
>>677939195
Alright have a good one man!
>>677939386
I will just study. Hopefully.
>>677939438
W-why did this post again? Fuck you, Moot.
>>677939115
Good, I'm starting off with breathing exercises. I've had four appointments so far, not sure how many I'll get because...government.
Has anyone here permanently deleted their Facebook b4?
>>677938930
I'm not. It sounds too risky. I don't know what it consists of and you can't tell me, I ain't eating that shit, bruh.
>>677939286
Yeah, mate! It's a pretty popular choice, I know that much!
Nah, nothing really planned. Need to do something though, I'm going downhill a bit.
Rally is looking a bit quiet actually! Most of it is up by Oamaru or Middlemarch, so I'll probably just be going to see the Anzac Ave stage and Kuri Bush at most.
Forgive autism but...She wants the pork sword, right?
>>677939662
you can't permanently delete it, only deactivate it
>>677939828
obviously u dumbass
>>677939782
What dish would you like to enquire about m8? I'll be happy to provide answers for you, hahaha. Customer service is vital!
>>677939596
And end up being a wagecuck?
Fuck. That.
Go get rich dad poor dad and before you quit your job, read them, be a brave fucking kiwi and start a business, it only costs 150$ and an hour of your time, doesnt even have to have a vision, just start.
Grow some balls anon. Im 20 and i own a speaker hire business, its doing well and i had to put in fuck all investment, just bought the gear and a van, hook up with some mates bands and djs, hit up schools about socials and balls, get word out to wedding organisers.
Fucking. Easy. And i have time to work another job.
Christ anon if owning a business was hard then how come so many fucking pooinloos make a living owning dairy's, riddle me that.
>>677939633
Should be 6 weeks in total. If it doesn't help go for the more in depth DBT which is a few months course. The wait list is massive though, and if you're not a female it's even longer for some reason.
Here's some DBT self help. If nothing else do the mindfulness part, but try to do it all if possible.
http://www.dbtselfhelp.com/html/dbt_lessons.html
>>677939975
I want to learn a language!
>>677939892
They changed it now. You can permanently delete it after a 14 day period
>>677940282
Then go learn a language but dont spend 6 grand a year on it, jeez
>>677940035
Sweet, thanks.
I'm going to ask for all the help I can get, really want out of this rut.
>>677940475
You're currently connected to humanity's repository of information, its at your fingertips right now.
>look it up
>>677940394
Good shit anon. It starts and ends with you. Put in the effort and it will really pay off.
>>677940475
Duolingo is free you dingus.
>>677940713
Is it an app!?
>>677940805
Yes, but Duolingo kind of sucks. I recommend Pimsleur for languages. The basics anyway. Duolingo is a good supplement.
>>677939828
she definitely does. She wants the dank snuggles.
>>677940902
Alright, thanks!
how do you feel having britains flag in yours?
>>677941018
It feels so monotone and dead in my head without adding the exclamation marks though...
...
>>677941165
Right at home, part of the commonwealth and fucking proud of it
>>677941214
so basically ur their bitch
>>677941250
So if you have siblings, friends or colleagues youre their bitch?
Nice cuck ideology you've got there anon
>>677941417
not even your own ruler
chch reporting in
>>677941452
Nobody is their own ruler.
>>677941614
how is it pronounced
>>677935134
lol, heard that happened at Kings
>>677930300
woop woop!
>>677935454
lel
Bump?
Yo fuck biosci 104
how much is rent for students studying in auckland
>>677943844
tree fiddy
>>677944027
damn...
>>677945426
>>677945783
>>677935037
>Victoria Street
confirmed for designated shitting street
>>677946162
Was in Auckland yesterday and was really surprised at how many Indians there are.
Plus everyone goes on about the Chinese moving here but there's a fuckton of Koreans in this country.
Does anyone want muffins?
>>677938325
its not that we're just too lazy
>>677946701
I was at a supermarket in Mt Roskill earlier, thought I was in Syria for a moment
>>677934766
it's not our fault you keep getting seduced by kiwi men
>>677935327
what game were ya dling
>>677947750
what grammar
so I know there are at the least some UoA Overheard lurkers. what did y'all think of the race war shenanigans
>>677948961
I'm not underage b&
>>677936646
f off OA
>>677950547
Fucking let it die.
bump bump bump
Actually add something to talk about if you want the thread to stay.
Why do you posted an Australian flag for New Zealand thread
>>677950781
bump
>>677943753
Fuck ecology retards
>>677943844
$241 here bruh
>>677944027
>>677951920
holy crap that's expensive.
rip thread?
>>677952153
is includes electricity, internet etc tho
>>677952819
okay that isnt that bad then.
can someone make a sweden/sverigebög thread?
i edited a image from yesterdays thread but shit died out before i had a chance to post it
not gonna make my own cause i dont give a fuck about sweden/sverigefjolla threads hue
>>677953046
Yeah, if you get a student loan too then it's easy shit
