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Just learned that an Australian favorite - Chicken salt isn't available in the USA. What the hell do you put on your chips (fries)?plain salt? Like some kind of third world country.
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>>677927232
>Chicken salt
What the fuck?
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>chicken salt
What the fuck is wrong with you aussies
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>>677927232
wtf is chicken salt LMAO
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It's salt that's scared of everything
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>>677927232

Do you have other meat-flavored salts downunder?
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>is it activated at least
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Chicken salt is Australian only? I swear the rest of the world needs to catch up
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>>677927232
try old bay seasoning on fries or chips, it's lifechanging.

(afaic chips and fries are two different things...what brit/aus call 'chips' are what murricunts call 'steak fries' and what murricans call 'fries' are called 'shoestring fries' elsewhere)
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>chicken salt
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>>677927232
We have things called seasoned salt and chicken seasoning that are probably close, but fries usually get plain salt and pepper, yes.
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Aus fag here, chicken salt is salt with chicken flavouring. It has the same flavour as Thin's Chicken Chips
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>>677927232
>>677927232
>>677927232

100/10 salt Anon
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>>677927232
no salt, just fries

if you offered me chicken salt I would refuse
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Seriously if you haven't tried it, you're missing out. Every Aussie has it on their chips
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>>677927427
its the salt they scrape off the testicles of a drop bear mid mating season. the fact that we also call our primary poultry animal a "chicken" is entirely coincidental
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>>677927232
Fuck me. No chicken salt? what the actual fuck!
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>>677927232
Olive oil & garlic
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This stuff OP, best shit ever you raging Aussiefag.
>>677927232
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>>677928011
also good, but i still prefer old bay
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>>677927232
Damn yanks are missing out bigtime
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USA has Garlic Salt and Onion Salt.
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>>677928178
Catch up Anon.
Chicken Salt for the win!
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>>677928115
You're alright anon>>677928115
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christ chicken salt is so fucking good, one taste and you'll never eat fish and chips without it
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Aussie chips also have more girth than American fries
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>>677928118
Well, you don't have fried ice cream or chocolate chip pancake corndogs I bet, so don't talk like you have it made.
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>>677927232
>Chicken Salt
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Australia is also girth by sea>>677928339
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>not asking for chicken salt on your chips
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>>677928413
Yes we do
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>>677928339
that's because chips are what we call steak fries
what we call fries are shoestring fries
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>>677927620
activated almonds?
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>>677928581
don't forget your homemade coconut
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>>677927232
Fuck yeah! Every fish and chip and takeaway joint has chicken salt.
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>>677927232
seriously no one else has chicken salt?!
what sad fucking world do you asshole live in where you don't have chicken salt.
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>>677928339
False, we in the USA eat fries of all sizes, even waffle shaped
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you bunch of backward cunts no chicken salt
next you fuckers will say you have never had chicken chips
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Now I wish we had chicken salt. I didn't even know it existed. Fucking Illuminati.
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>>677927579
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>>677928339
those are pretty much the exact same fries they sell at burger king, so no, not really.
thicker fries aren't even as good as delicious thin crispy fries.
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>>677927806
this x100
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>>677928663
They do. They call it over things. No two chicken salts taste the same in Australia. They don't even have chicken in them. It's just a name.
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>>677928339
Those are like normal small fries (as long as you're not talking about fast food fries like mcdonalds cause those are shit the world over)... But yeah tastes vary and Americans prefer season salt that doesn't taste like a salted up ramen pack.
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>>677928756
chicken flavour = best flavour
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Fellow aussie reporting in!! I am shocked at this discover that yanks are unfamiliar with the awesome power of the chicken salt, my god its not even a question for me, i own three jars of chicken salt, but the best chicken salt is from the fish shop, that lil greek bastard, can never understand him but my god he knows to bathe that shit in it!
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>>677927232
The fuck is wrong with Australians? The American thing to do is mix butter with garlic powder and steak powder and salt and then drizzle that over chips.
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>>677927232
Oi cunt, thats a kiwi thing
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>>677928914
the freaks dont know how to use vegimite if they are lucky enough its not banned in their state
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Chicken salt? I don't know what that is but I want it.
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>>677928914
And the best bit is when all the chips are gone and i go full retard on the left over chicken salt and tongue the fuck out of it. Seriously best fucking concoction, i dont know the ratio of chicken to salt but they have mastered that shit! Also top aussie tip, veggie mite on ya toast and dunk that shit in ya mornin cup of tea, soggy fucking bread with veggie mite n butter ..... My god i want that shit inside me
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best fry is waffle
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It's what you get when you boil whole chickens in water until all that remains is the desiccated souls of the unfortunate poultry
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>>677929250
We should touch penises
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>>677929076
Ahhh tell me bout it, my fucking drop kick brother managed to get some cunt from south carolina to move out here and be his wife, she nearly threw up eating some good ol fasion veggie mite toast, i just gave her the thousand angry abo soul ripping fuck you stare, fucking pathetic race of people, there's nothing biter or disgusting about that shit, i used to take a mini jar to primary school and have competitions with mates on who could bare the most veggie mite for the longest, mum cracked the shits though cause we were going through like 3 jars a week
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>>677929250
>i dont know the ratio of chicken to salt
50% salt
40% MSG
10% artificial chicken flavoring
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>>677929407
Desiccated poultry souls taste damn delicious.
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>>677927232
>all these poofter-shit-shoving-down-the-throat-American eaters don't know the great and mighty chicken salt.
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>>677927579
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>>677927716
But chicken already has chicken flavoring.
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>>677929548
Man if we did i bet our children would be born with bone breaking calf muscles and be able to fucking ping a magpie out of tree with a shanghai at over 200 meters
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as an aside, this shit will blow your mind as a dipping sauce. i have never used ketchup since I found this.
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>>677927232
Fucking savages aye
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>>677929568
Hahaha yeah look, the MSG wouldnt suprise me if it was at least 50%, that shit gives me the willies its so fucking good
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>>677929387
my trips speak the truth ^^^^^^^
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>>677928847
i realise its just a name, it doesn't taste anything like chicken, but then what the fuck is it called?
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canadianfag living in ausland right now

chicken salt is the fuckin SHIT i wish we had it at kfc in canada then i'd probably fucking eat it
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>>677929959
msg is fucking awesome. highly underrated.
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>>677930082
Your pullin me leg, do kfc here in the nevernever down underland actually fucking have the option for chicken salt? Or is that why the chips are already so delicious? But good to hear you like it!! Its honestly the best shit since avocado on toast with cracked pepper
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>>677927232
Cum on straya cunt.... chicken salt doesn't real. Just think bout it it for sec..
Chicken?
Salt?
Chicken is salt?
Chicken make salt?
Chicken as salt?
I think not!
Think about it....
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I wont eat the cunts without chicken salt, not on my fish tho u dopey slut
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>>677930333
Not an option, it's standard
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>>677930141
METAL GEAR?!
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>>677927232
Straya doesn't know about the beauty of human salt... It's a sad, mad world.
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>>677930489
I thought so! My god anon you have made me want kfc even more now!!! My stupid women was all lets have maccas for lunch, fucking cunt i get one take out meal a week and she always takes away my kfc, now that i realise its chicken salt i want it even more!
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>>677928447
Nice wordplay. 7/10
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>>677930652
Kill her
Rape corpse
Eat KFC
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>>677930652
kfc in canada is so fucking repulsive, i assume it is in america too. My missus is aussie and she couldnt eat anything in canada tho lmao food quality
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>>677928413
because those are staple american foods
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>>677928991
quick and easy
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> using chicken salt on your chips.

Ausfag here. Chicken salt sucks. All it is is chicken flavored salt. Tastes like chicken-flavored crisps (ie: not-hot chips)

You want some good shit? Put some smoked paprika on those chips. The Spice Must Flow.
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>>677929387
looks good. no chicken salt on it though...
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>>677930787
Only in Valhalla with odin shall my sould find peace. if trips i shall deliver
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>>677927232
You actually use chicken salt? Kek, its just a thing to scare off tourists.
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>>677931122
NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!! Paprika is only worth shit when its rolled with garlic salt and rosemary on oven baked potatoes, chicken salt is OP for chips brah .... Get ya shit sorted cunt
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>>677931122
nice try americunt
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>>677927232
>>677927232
>judging other fat shits over how they eat fat greasy food
You are the lowest form of human
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>>677927620
you're really aCTivAting my ALMONDS
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It's probably the equivilent of Adobo or some shit. Chicken seasoning is 90% salt, too.
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>Put cheese grate on life chickens
>salty dead skin comes out
>ready to eat?
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>>677929568
I think it's just dried chicken fat and salt
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>>677931294
Yeah tourists and prissy little faggots THAT CANT HANDLE THE FLAVOR OF A THOUSAND DEAD BIRDS DANCING THEIR CULTURAL DANCE ON THE UPPER AND LOWER QUADRANTS OF YOUR TASTICLES! You have brought shame to you family and to your race. I hope you get deported you piece of poo
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>>677928118
Keep your Vegemite mouth from spewing about our Freedom Fries!
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>not having extra chicken salt
>calling chips fries
>chips the same thickness as your cocks (2mm)

No wonder you faggots are voting trump, backwards idiots.
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have you ever made curly fries with WEED?! man i dunno it's crazy you're getting high and fulfilling the munchies craving...you gotta try it!
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>>677931411

Chicken Salt is best when used sparingly. The less you use, the better the taste. Kind of like Vegemite.

I got turned off of chicken salt when no matter what the party, the only flavors of chips would be "Plain/Salted" or "Chicken". I learned to hate that radioactive yellow color. If I have a choice of what flavor chips to eat, either a limited edition flavor or Salt and Vinegar. Chicken chips only get worse the more you eat.
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So does chicken salt taste like chicken? Like how they have bacon salt here in the us? Well it isn't salt just seasoning.
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>>677928339
You're making up with your 'girthier' fries what you lack in penis department Crocodile Dundee.
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>>677928339
Ever hear of steak fries?
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>>677932129
>Chicken salt
>Sparingly

Pick one faggot.
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>>677927579
Keked way harder than I should have
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>>677927232

Oh I understand, you want fries that taste good. Have a bite of these, you won't go back
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>>677928011
Use this for ground beef
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Even more ridiculous is that Kinder eggs are illegal in the USA...
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>>677932344
That loks fucking disgustinf, gtfo amerifat
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>>677928795
If anyone has had the Chicken in a Biscuit crackers (regional thing) they hace chicken salt on them and I have to imagine it'd be good on anything.
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>>677932409
>tmw toddlers have killed more toddlers with guns than died choking on a kinder egg in America

kek
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>>677932344
Fucking Smash Burger makes these, so fucking good
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>>677929781
You dumb fuck.
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>>677932428

garlic fries are fucking delicious. mmm. also, fuck you.
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>>677930346
I watched this last night.
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>>677932247
Thank you, i was just about to serve this motherfucker. +1 interwebs
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>2016
>not ordering extra chicken salt
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>>677931122
Have a listen to this sperglord boys.
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>>677932409
FUCKING WHAT? how? Why? Wtf?
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>>677930396
Queen's English please.
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>>677932837
Cause they're more dangerous than assault rifles. Kek
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>>677932019
Fuck oath m8
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>>677932777
Gah and trips to go for my effort, not to get a fucking half mast or anything but these are my first
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>>677932947
>USA toddlers have an overall IQ of 6
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Anyone had experience with this?
http://www.amazon com/Chicken-Salt-Australias-All-Purpose-Seasoning/dp/B00P89MGYG
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>>677932947
Hahaha yeah fuckin mericans, the suprise was too much for them, even though they're practically already constructed too many heart attacks were caused.
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>>677932927
He said fuck you ya westie cunt, go back to the ghetto and hang skids in ya VS and leave the adults to their discussion on chicken salt. Fuckin what are ya cunt a five cent piece short of a buck?
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>>677932837
Years ago some stupid parent let their dumb kid swallow one whole, he choked, and the rest is retarded history.
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>>677930652
Is KFC is AUS as big of a defeat and as depressing to go to as the US; aside from the obvious (blacks and shittily prepared food) the food is just blah. I wouldn't dream of asking a darkie to take pride in his work but the secret recipie or ingredients have suffered.
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>>677933293
Ahhh makes sense. Fuck i wonder what was inside the golden egg that took a life? Probably a ninja turtle toy or something fully sick
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>>677932947
You can just buy them on Amazon...
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>>677933441
It's a case of people suffering because of shitty parenting
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>>677928413
>fried ice cream
Idk if anyone ever told you this, but ice cream melts when exposed to heat.

>chocolate chip pancake corndogs
Pancakes are disgusting Amerifat good. Hot dogs are too, and cause cancer. Putting them together is a travesty
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>>677933305
Nah dude its like a really nice establishment, clean as, packed sweet and really good tasting high quality shit. I have never had a shit meal from KF and the chips are better than a hand shandy
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Dear do you like your salad - I put your favorite seasoning on it.
Tastes like chicken

Dear hears your favorite - filet mignon - with your favorite seasoning on it
Tastes like chicken.

I hope you have room for desert. I baked a cake with your favorite seasoning on it.
Tastes like chicken
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>>677932475

Chicken in a Biscuit crackers taste like dying alone with no one ever noticing.
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>>677931122
You're a real piece of shit man.
I hope you fucking die.
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>>677933583
You're a fucking moron. No shit they don't fry the ice cream.
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>>677933583
Thank you, whenever i hear about this bullshit deep fried ice cream i just think people are pullin my leg, how the fuck do you get the frozen milk to the vatt of boiling oil and not just make a fucking mess
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>>677927232
Quit listening to triple j faggot
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>>677933725
>being this easily trolled
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>>677933290
I bet you're the actual Australian version of a nigger.
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>>677933725
Yes they do. It is delicious
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>>677933583
geta scoop of icecream-freeze it
Roll the very cold icecream ball and roll it in biscuit breadcrumbs or wrap it in crustless bread
freeze for a couple hours
Heat oil to fry
fry until crisp
roll in cinnamon and sugar

>FUCKING DELICIOUS
faggot
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You know what? I'm bloody well sick of this shithouse attitude 4chan in general has against us Aussies. You know why we "shitpost"? Because the rest of you post such wanky, smart-arse bullshit the only way worth responding to you is through trolling yous fuckwits.
Did you know Australia is 2nd in the HDI index? Fair dinkum, our nation full of battlers who half-arse literally every aspect of our work ethic is the 2nd best in the world, behind some fucking bjorns who struck oil. That's why we're arseholes. Because as thick as we are, as pissed as we are, and as larrikin as we are, we know we're cashed up, cheerin and heaps better than your pissweak country. And we're not even trying.
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>>677927232
Alison Wonderland Triple J convo, huh?
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>>677933290
This unintelligible rambing passes for as much english as ebonics does with the nigs. Stay in school.
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>>677933815
If the ice cream is cold enough only the outside layer melts and the center is still cold
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>>677933583
>not believing in fried ice cream
Not American obviously
>Shits delicious
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>>677933844
Hahah if niggers are pasty white and work 6 days a week ... Why then yes ... Yes i am da niggerest. But forreal cunt back off the chicken salt dissin, that shits fit for king and queens
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>>677927232
We use stripper glitter because 'Murrica
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>>677933583
Ausfag here ive had fried ice cream. Its eh. You do it by frying the batter in high temps really quick, so the icecream doesnt have time to melt cause the heat doesnt travel through
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>>677927716
>>677927232
USA is called Chicken Bullion cubes or soup base.

The cubes can be put in a pepper mill and ground on to Potato of your choice.
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>>677927358

Mass inbreeding due to living on an island of ex cons
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>>677933596
Related question. What ethnicity usually works in KFC and other fast food places?
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>>677934043
Darn skippy, Anon. I bet these plebians don't even think to go to the club when they need good curly fry fixins.
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>>677933689
Then, you probably won't like Chicken Salt, just guessing.
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>>677934202
kebabs
curry munchers
shitskins who have cousins driving all the taxi's

>Same as every white country
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>>677933977
Righto bucko. School is for tryhards anyway. And i cant go back im too old for that shit, and why the fuck would I? I own my own business and make a mint selling coffee. I turn a coin quicker than you could turn a phrase champ, besides my english is too pure for you're condescending judgemental eyes
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>>677927232
never heard of chicken salt before. what is it exactly? does it give your food a chicken flavor?
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>>677928756
Chicken chips are objectivly the worst chips. They are fucking awful. I would rather eat nothing. I have regularly refused snacks if chicken chips are the only option, wont even eat the cunts if im cooked as fuck. This is also the consensus among everyone i know, exept fucking 12 yeaf olds..... so MODS MODS MODS THIS CUNT LIKES CHICKEN CHIPS
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>>677934414
*Your
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>>677931122
You're the equivalent of the guy who asks for a shot of feet when a camwhore is showing her ass full spread in a show.
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>>677934202
>>677934378
And at my local KF its about 70% nigger, little darkies make a decent zinger though.
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>>677934456
It's a savory seasoning not unlike chicken stock powder that make chips taste fucking awesome
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>>677933689
Sounds delicious.
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Chicken salt is hard to describe because it doesnt actually taste like chicken (the meat).
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>>677934414
>my english is too pure for you're condescending judgemental eyes
>too pure for you're condescending judgemental eyes
>you're condescending judgemental eyes
>you're
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>>677934482
Gahh and the bait was taken! Fucking get over yourself cheif.
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>>677931122
GET OUT OF OUR COUNTRY, YOU FUCKING DISGRACE ME!
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>>677934551
Even monkies can learn to do stuff by route
>Get the chikinz
>dip the chikinz
>drop chikinz into high pressure oil cooker
>Take that shit out when it's done like mammy made it
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>>677933689
That is pretty specific there, Anon. Are you feeling okie dokie?
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>>677934579
>>677934553
Please see
>>677934160
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>>677934635
fuk off you white dog cunt. i'll make you piss cunt
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I've never replied before, but holy fuckin shit, you cunts have no idea what you're missing. That bright yellow salt is like crack for your food hole.
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>>677931122
Do you not like Vegemite too?
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There used to be a football stadium, Football Park, that had banners running along the goal end that read "CHICKEN SALT CHICKEN SALT CHICKEN SALT"

No word of a lie
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>>677934767
The only bitter, tangy dark goo he likes it from bumholes when he is tossing salad's
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>>677934832
ew lol
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>>677934887
the best chicken salt of all time.
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>>677934832
Who doesn't like the Vegemite in the land down under?
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>>677933920
Or, or... And this is more likely: Aussies, in general, are treated poorly because they shitpost and act like degenerate, down-under niggers like your post illustrates, just in reverse order and as 'eminem's' little diatribe in this /b has demonstrated. What started as a discussion about flavoring for fries devolved in shitposts from an uneducated 'aussie' twat who wanted to show how he's the photo-negative of the US's nigger problems.
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>>677935059
My wog wife won't eat it, but my two half wog daughters love it
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>>677927232
Jjj fag
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>>677929564
I tricked a black cunt I went to school with that it was like Nutella and he filled a hotdog roll with a huge log of it and he chucked his guts up.
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Salt with ramen chicken flavoring.
Bam, chicken salt.
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>>677935225
NIce
I always loved Saturday disney when they'd go to disneyland and give gooks a spoonful
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>>677934832
>bumholes
>salad's
>salad's bumholes?

What kind of freaks do you have over there that would name their poor child Salad? It's no wonder he would enjoy a good reaming. Probably likes dressing up too.
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>>677934378

Trying to figure out how the food tastes better despite the entitled ethnics mishandling the food. Better ingredients? Certainly they have no pride in their work, they aren't cleaner, are they?
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>>677935342
You cheeky cunt
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>>677935387
dirty hands and such add to flavor
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>>677931122
>crisps

Pomgolian detected
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>>677927232
Fuck
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>>677935285
CREAMY chicken Ramen is objectively the best Ramen. It needs no improvement.
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>>677928447
underrated post
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Do you Americunts atleast have bacon salt over there?
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>>677933815
El Gato Gordo Riverside California.

Vanilla Rum Ice cream scooped in to s coating of crushed cornflakes cinnamon and brown sugar. Deep fried for less than 30 seconds and served as a crackling shell in a dish with whipped cream.
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>>677929387
you are mistaken anon, that is a hash brown
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>>677934160
chicken bouillon is called chicken stock here, chicken salt is quite different.
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>>677935691
OK I tried to be nice.
Yes, if it is called BACON America has it.
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>>677927232
> 2016
> eating chips

And we're the third world country?
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so chicken salt is one of those garbage foods like vegemite ausies pretend to like so other countries will waste money trying it, right?
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>>677935726
They're not mistaken, it's a waffle fry. A single piece of potato cut into that pattern. They're no better than regular fries though and not worth the effort to make or extra cost to buy.
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>>677935691
Low sodium salt.
Lel.
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>>677936856
Vegimite is fucking good, if you only use a bit. Spread it like an amerifat and yeah its gonna taste bad uou stupid shit
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>>677934828
That's in Adelaide. Not much else to advertise there
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>>677937472
They use potassium chloride instead.
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>>677937598
If adding more makes it worse it can't be good. With good stuff more always equals better
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>>677937762
Yea because i like salt, butter, ketchup, mayo, jam, paprika, pepper, lemon juice, cinamon, chutney, salad dressing, olive oil, sugar, sour cream and guacamole so i eat them as individal meals. Fucking retard
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>>677927661
Wedges retard

>steak fries
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>>677932979
Newfag.
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>>677938232
>trying this hard
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>>677927817
Oh my fugg
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>>677938284
Wedges are different from steak fries, I'm very fat so I'm very well versed in fried potatoes so you can trust this information.
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>>677938525
What you got shown the fuck up so you spill some bullshit as an excuse. Pathetic
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>>677937227
waffle fry slicer makes it easy and the only cost is potato and cooking supplies

some people know how to eat without paying someone to cook for them
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America already got around this stupid salt problem by having 100 dipping sauces
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>>677938855
Seriously, I'm probably at least 65% potato by now.
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>>677927232
Fuck I just heard this before on triple J as well.

Spaced out hard, fuck did you know amerifats also dont have the small masterfoods packets for tomato sauce and shit. like that clip ones you get with pies and shit, they dont have those either.
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>>677934077
Fried icecream in Aus is usually done in a mixture of crumbs and coconut. Kinda like a Golden Gaytime. Used to be one of my favourite as a kid in the 80's.
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>>677938905
Making a long list when 2 or 3 gets the exact same point across is trying hard. You don't get any extra points for making the list 7x as long as it needs to be.
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>>677927817
Kek'd a bit too hard
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>>677935059
You have to start on vegemite early in life to get the taste.
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>>677939169
I enjoyed his list, made me chuckle harder

to each their own
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>>677933689
So fucking accuracte. Upside down anons get bent.
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>>677939244
full of b vitamins too!

b has to love b vitamins, right?
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Get on our level fgts
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>>677927232
this is what has to be on me fries. fucking godlike when it melts.
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>>677938905
>getting this bent over vegimite
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>>677927232
It's okay aussiefags, we Americans have Taco Bell. ;3
>inb4 cancer emoticon
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good for lubing bacon, or baconing lubeables.
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>>677930818
American KFC is alright, I don't know how it is up there for you northernfriends but last tome I had it iit wasn't so bad.
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>>677939694
Damn that even looks delicious.
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>chicken salt
isn't it just basically this?

technically it's powdered broth concentrate, but it's salty and better than regular seasoned salt.
i've been using this shit in everything for years and they have pork, beef, tomato and shrimp flavors too
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>>677927232
Australia is a third world country you backwards cunt.
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>>677940163
>not bad
>breading, air, and alien skin

I assume you're smoking crack
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>>677932409
We need these here in 'Merica. Every kid that chokes to death because of the toy, deserves to die because they ate a product that revolves around a toy. Also natural selection.
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>>677929590
Fuckin yeh cunt. Always makes me piss meself when i see 'poofter'
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>>677940878
What do ya do when you see a straight? Shit?
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>>677940292
Nope, I last had it 5 years ago. I barely even know what I had for breakfast...
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>>677935489

>Pomgolian
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>>677927232
Thats literally just chicken broth saturated salt; and yeah we have it at every Wal-Mart.
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>>677941100
Nup. The word isn't funny. I don't have a reaction for it.

>mfw I have no face
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>>677939648
even your bacon is fuckin shit mate.
fuck off
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>>677927716
>this obscure Australian product has the same taste as this other obscure Australian product
Boy, that sure was helpful
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>>677928447
I'm girt by faggots.
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>>677941106
>>677941308

Jesus why so thick? I met a die hard strayn working a convenience store when I was a kid and he was the nicest guy you'd ever meet. Unless you were from new Zealand
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>>677929568
Like kfc salt. Ffffuuuck yesssss.
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>>677932344
Garlic and herb?
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I think we can all agree that Australia is really the greatest country in the world
When you think about it, no other country even comes close to us
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>>677941317
Yep.
Aussie bacon > Murican bacon
Confirmed.
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>>677942047
New Zealand and Indonesia are located nearby.
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>>677928413
We have deep fried ice cream at almost every phony westernised Chinese takeaway place. Not sure what it has to do with Chinese cuisine
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>>677942138
That's a fair point
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>>677927232
Salty butter and butter salt ofcourse, thats butter flavored salt.
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>>677942047
Who is this Australia? and is he a top bloke? I bet he's a top bloke
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>>677927661
as far as I know chips is chips and fries are fries, never heard anyone say steak fries when they wanted to say chips or heard anyone call fries shoestring fries, you must live someplace strange friend, lol
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>>677939648
Those are past the expiration date!

MODS MODS MODS!
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>>677942258
About the same fried cinnamon dough from taco bell has to do with mexican cuisine. Murica is obsessed with dessert.
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>>677939971
fucking disgusting
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>>677927232
kiwifag here, i just bought some of this today. never had it before. what am i in for, ausfags?
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>>677942703
I mean Australian takeaway places
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>>677929870
banana sauce?

chicken salt make sense, banana sauce does not
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>>677934160
this is a completely different product
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>>677942910
Isn't.
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>>677942821
It is also a very cheap dessert. Plus it sounds like it's a niche dish in ausland.
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>>677927232
I'm an aussie and I hate chicken salt. What the fuck is wrong with you?
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FUCK YEAH STRAYA
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They have nothing, aparently this thing isnt available outside of aus
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>>677943272
It's fucken expensive in Australia though. It used to come with fish and chips but now its fucking 1$ per squeeze shit. Fuckin greedy cunts
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>>677943272
pic related
>>677943360
fuck off its 20c, shit its free at 7/11
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>>677943272
Gotta be shutting me
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>>677943272
They don't have the little squeeze things? Where's the Red Cross supply packages for these poor folk?
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>>677943455
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>>677943455
bullshit. whenever i go down to the fish and chip shop the cunts are like "that'll be an extra $" it's fucking bullshit
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>>677943170
Such is life in AU or Asia.
You either sucks cock or you sucks water.
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>>677943563
if you have sandniggers or gooks maybe. Buy from wogs, half the time if you make them laugh they throw in free shit too. Ive been going to the same 60 year old greek man for most of my life
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>>677943272
>>677943516
Pretty jealous of this tbh. Can you not order anything with ketchup ON it?
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>>677943852
need to put on that shit one bite at a time, otherwise you get sauce on your arm and ruin your sausage roll.
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>>677943715
he's a chink, they are stingy as shit with the chips as well
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>>677927232
they dont have chicken salt because even some levels of MSG is banned in merica'
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>>677944009
Genius.
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>>677943272
Here let me American that ketchup up for you as always.

Course we don't know where in America this new Ketchup innovation was invented.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-Xhy8sDvXk
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>>677939809
We have Taco Bell in Aus
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>>677944635
thats such a fuckin drain, and its not the same where the satisfaction of the snap
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>>677944777
trips lie, i can confirm melbourne does not have said bell of tacos
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>>677944635
masterfoods made theirs like 27 years ago, get with the times states
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>>677927232
It's season salt here in the US. Almost the same except without the chicken extract.
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>>677944974
>27 years of a country's ketchup packets

There should be a deposit or something, damn.
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>>677945065
then whats the fucking point, thats like saying oh yeah we dont have tomato sauce in america, but we have barbecue its almost the same just with out idk the fucking key ingredient
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>>677945203
>implying all they make is sauce packets
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>>677927622
Really popular here in NZ, too.
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>>677945213
Because chicken salt is just a season salt. We have season salts here.
It's like you fucking kiwis are stupid.
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>>677945418
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>>677945479
straya cunt
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>>677945892
i love how true this shit is
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>>677946105
I said kiwi, you fucking dumbass. I don't need to say you're Australian when I use your nickname.>>677946105
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>>677946717
you dont have to have a sook either
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Aussie here. Chicken salt is pretty much 100% msg. Oh and Kiwi's suck balls.
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>>677927232
Didn't know this was an Australian thing but from Wikipedia:
"Seasoned salt is a blend of table salt, herbs, spices, other flavourings,[1] and sometimes monosodium glutamate (MSG).[2] It is sold in supermarkets and is commonly used in fish and chip shops and other take-away food shops. It is also known as chicken salt (in Australia and in New Zealand), seasoning salt, season salt, and chip spice."
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>>677927232
You been listening to triple J too ayy
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>>677927579
so simple, so effective
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>>677929250
this thread accuses the rest of us as being from the 3rd world for not having chicken salt

you lick salt from a plate, then dunk yeast and bread in hot fucking shitwater

backward ass australians
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>>677927232
Aussie checking in here... Amerifags and Brittards etc need to catch up with the times. Once you have chicken salt on chips/fries you'll wonder what else you're missing out on.
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>>677934553
Best description ITT
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