What's your fetish/kink/unusual turn on?
How achievable is it?
I got a fetish for 40+ yo women. I'm 23. Must say it's very easy to find 40+ women willing to fuck with me.
>>677841808
My fetish is dubs. Check em
>>677842137
how into older women senpai?
Granny tits
thick thighs, wide ass, small tits.
harder than you think.
>>677842318
Holy fuck, this x 100
Short girls. I'm talking fully developed girls, just really short (~5').
>>677842197
Started watching porn vids with mature women. Really liked the Mommy Afton shit so I decided to try some mature pussy and I loved it.
>>677841808
depends on the mood for me honestly so ill list my top ones in no particular order
- Mom/incest
- R34 (specifically with shows i watched as a kid) / hentai
- sex dolls (i wish i owned one)
- bukkake (the ones with the huge fake cocks that spew gallons of cum all over the chick)
- rape/rough/violence
>>677841808
Love my wife's butt. I like to sleep with my head resting on her naked butt. Soooo soft and nice.
Very achievable.
>>677842318
this but with nice tits
>>677841808
Kinda like this. Panties around the ankles better. Chick walking around with her panties around her ankles or pulled down over her ass. Moar.
I'm into hypnosis, anything to do with it.
As far as achievability, it's possible to hypnotize people, but not to the extent of what you see in movies. I hypnotize anons every now and then so I've done that much.
feet. very achievable.
spanking . . very achievable
regular sex, missionary style for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>677841808
>>677842941
You're disgusting. Get the fuck out.
going out with a pretty girl and buying her drinks all night while she ignores me to pay attention to her girlfriends or other guys.
Girls fighting and ripping clothes off. Real fights, not staged shite. Bonus points for disgusting fat hood rats with monster tits
>>677842698
Anal and assplay.
Anal once a month, but I guess thats achievable
>>677842563
where do you meet dem matures? online?
Natural bodily functions including burping, farting, and pooing but excluding urination
>>677842761
Me too!
I had a lot of fun hypnotizing the wife.
> Best. Foreplay. Ever.
Renegade hypnotist was up'd on TPB and Katz. Check it out!
Primal Fetish is okay too, but fake.
i just want a woman to love me
sleeping
complete female domination. Tbh i hate feminists in real life but its just a fetish. Pretty hard to get a grill to assume the dominant role in bed tho.
>>677842985
That's hot af. I wish I could help you achieve it.
>>677843270
You probably all know how hard to achieve this is
>>677842619
oh, forgot to mention emo chicks. not skeletons, but thin chicks with dyed/short hair and tats. i cum buckets for them.
Cruxifixion
>>677843152
BY GOING FUCKING OUTSIDE YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME
Have sex with underage
easy, adoption
>>677843446
Feminism is the female version of sexism. Wanting a female partner as your Dom is entirely different.
Not my jello or my jam. I to despise feminism.
>>677843451
Maybe I'm the gal, pal?
I like ddlg and I'm in a relationship that we both enjoy it but I want more of it. Does anyone know how we can get more into it sexually and non sexually?
Women usual do it for me
>>677842318
My gf in a nutshell, feels great /b/ro
Prolapse
>>677843340
I'll have to, sounds interesting. You lucky bastard though, how did she react to it? did it take long to get her on board?
>>677843896
much jelly. any pics?
My fetish: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
Achievable: Pic related.
>>677842560
Same, as a short dude I want a short girl
>>677843152
Most of the times I go to pubs and bars where there are lots of people that are onler than me. As a younger, not fat and bald I usually stand out enough to attract the attention of at least one willing woman.
>>677843862
> But sometimes need a man
>>677843917
Omg y so edgy anon...
>>677841808
Impregnation/creampies. When a girl begs for me to cum in them, it's usually a risk, but oh god does it get me off.
Pregnant. Picked it up when I knocked my girl up. Not having any more kids though. Seriously, fuck that.
>>677843726
cant be bothered m8
>>677843752
That's super ok too and still hot as fuck
>>677843446
I wish i could understand this fetish
I wanna fuck the rabbit
>>677843967
Nah, sorry m8
>>677843340
>Renegade hypnotist
Did this works for you...?
>Mark Cunningham - The Renegade Hypnotist Project [WebRip]
Crossdressing. Easily achievable, even met a guy off /b/ once.
>>677843344
that's disgusting, you're a horrible person! you sick fuck!
>>677844314
worth a shot. so hot.
>>677842560
My ex was 4' 11. I could pick her up and fuck her anywhere she was so light.
Best. Sex. Of my life.
>>677844147
sup fellow insemination bro
I find that there are some women who are utterly horrified by this fetish, but most are pretty turned on by it. It's a difficult subject to broach.
>>677844411
check'd. almost too easy.
Seeing pussy in pants...camel toe but good ones
>>677844012
>edgy
I actually am into prolapse porn.
>>677843952
It was easy enough. Its relaxing af.
Just don't go with instant inductions right off the hop. And as much as you want to induce her deeply, don't speed through it.
The whole hypnotist thing is trust.
But it's crazy what you can do. Literally everything. Change smells, tastes, personality (slutty, etc), and how they feel.
As far as I know, its not permanent... Unless you trained her that way, I guess
Plus, they can snap out if there's something they're really against (other women haha) and it gets awkward real quick.
Have fun with it!
>>677844572
Dubs are one in ten. Stop caring.
>licking fat juicy pussies
>grabbing those hips
>pounding a fat ass
>creaming a fatties mouth
Ok, it's simply fat.
imagining to be able to stop time as i like and then move completely freely. also beeing able to interact with everything else as i want to. u can imagine the sexy part with that.
>>677844561
I haven't had a girl freak out about this yet. Most of them if I tell them honestly, and the fact I don't actually want kids yet/at all, are really okay with it.
Except the girl who really wanted kids, it ended up breaking us up.
>>677844374
There's a lot you can learn from him.
There are a lot of how to downloads on tpb and Katz. Just stay away from instant inductions until you have more of a repro with your subject.
_FBi is sharing on TPB, he's a good guy
>>677845070
Hello fellow fat lover anon.
Fat girls almost always fuck me better, which is why I've picked up chubby chicks from like Okcupid for this stuff. Be nice to them on the date, and they fuck really well.
>>677844695
Right on, I really do need to try all that with someone. Thankfully I have the basics down, I've hypnotized plenty of people with the old progressive relaxation induction, but I've never really practiced on someone more than once or twice so I've mastered the basics but that's it haha.
Sounds incredibly hot to use for lewd purposes though.
>>677845123
Hmmm thanks anon, where do you now _FBi from then...?
Girls who smoke
Flower device can't find a girl that will say yes :(
>tfw have a hair fetish
Long hair or really cute short haircuts are amazing. Nothing quite like getting a hairjob.
Sadly, almost none of the girls I've been with are okay with it or find it too weird. It's realistic but pretty niche itself.
>>677845725
hair is disgusting, i like bald chicks.
>>677845279
I expect you to pre order the first issue
>>677845708
I approve but yer good luck with that, hence why i stick to spanking.
>>677845360
Hypnoporn.net velvet dungeon, clips4sale, others.
Basics and confidence is all you need. My wife preferred the light from a candle. Worked great! I prefer the necklace, or the like, I drop her a lot faster with that eye fixation.
Slowly add your commands, like sleep. Feel happy when X, now allow yourself to x10 better.
Begin to feel that happy sensation moving down your body. Find out her sensitive areas and move that good feeling around, intensifying it.
Fun stuff. Makes me diamonds lol
>>677846016
My nigga. I love that bald head shine.
>>677845380
Maybe efnet in Katz and TPB
>>677845591
>>677841808
impregnation and pregnancy
achievable but i've gotta use it wisely, I guess it's something to look forward to in 10 or so years.
>>677845591
>>677841808
My kink is consensual sex in the missionary position, solely for the purposes of procreation.
>>677846510
I would bang the shit out of that happy
>>677846133
I always try to work in eye fixation, necklaces, pendulums, etc all seem to nail me right in the fetish. I'd honestly say inductions might be more of a turn on than anything, of course the rest is amazing too.
Makes me diamonds hearing about it, it's always been at the top of my bucket list.
>>677843971
i kek'd out loud
>>677845708
Max should know a few who have tried it
Your picture is an antique one so Iimagian that the dialog would be like
Art thou a slut of the rectal persuasion
I piss inside my wife a couple times a week. Then I Fuck her while she's full and after cumming she will suck me clean if I got her too or if she's in a good mood.
Best fantasy come true.
Bondage
Fairly easy, depends on your partner
I want to get a boyfriend, and slowly feminize him into a little maid cock hungry slut. I would eventually secretly drug him with hormones and turn him into a little trap bitch that I can pump full of cum and do terrible things to. I'm a male btw
>>677841808
Really Really Really lonely tiny nerdy women
Sex with attractive women.
For me, near impossible.
>>677844561
we're out there.
Same problem though, idk how to broach this subject, guys tend to get the wrong impression.
>>677843851
I dont even know what ddlg is.
>>677841808
dude.... i dont even like pictures like these, and by that i mean when dat ass is fucking perfect. 10/10 is not enough to show its true beauty.. perfect position to get fucked also. that ass man...
Done.
>>677841808
post more OP!
>>677841808
I like watching girls get knotted by dogs.
I dated a girl in highschool when I was 20 who would do anything to please me. I'd tie her up and fuck her. I'd joke that if I had a dogs tongue I could get deep up her cunt. The idea was to implant that thought in her head. Eventually I talked her into letting her pitbull eat her out while she sucked my dick. It drove her crazy and she'd soak the towel underneath her through to the bed so we had to start using more towels. I loved watching her turn red and orgasm over the course of the licking.
I loved it, but of course I wanted to push it further. So I started to joke that her dog must have blue balls from not getting any action. So we arranged for her to try to give him a hand job, but she wasn't very good at it so we scrapped it and left the dog stuff alone for a couple months. But through the steady exposure of dogs fucking girl porn I got her to take the pitbull's dick and get knotted.
Other than that I have not found a woman who was slutty enough to fuck a dog.
>>677845708
Just so you know, that contraption you have there is LITERALLY a medieval torture device. Seriously, look it up. Might not want to show that to someone who might be on the fence about it. Maybe an inflatable dildo/buttplug instead?
>>677841808
girl squirting. With my current gf, it might be achievable since she's the very wet type. Also I really dig having a girl asking me to stop because she has no more energy to withstand the pleasure/orgasms. Happened twice in my life, hard to do because I'm not the lasting type - really depends on the day.
>>677842170
sorry
>>677847361
If you don't want children, be really clear about it. I admit, I think it might be harder to approach from the female angle.
It's a trust issue. :/
>>677847103
I want exactly that done to me
>>677844548
I recently discovered this. I used to like tall girls, and now I date a 5' 2" skinny chick with perfect tits. I pick her up with one arm and fuck her with both feet off the ground. She loves it.
>>677847645
Problem solved
>>677847382
>>677847407
Sorry boys saved from a random thread, you both have good taste though.
>>677847706
Do you make her wear pony tails and call you mister
>>677841808
I have a penchant for asphyxiation play (which is pretty common I've found) and some age play, but I'm pretty open towards most bondage, and submission/domination, and I have a pretty good starter amount of gear that isn't too freaky looking to vanilla people.
I'm waiting on a package with kitten ears and a tailplug for pet play.
>>677847706
I mean, I'm a chubby nerd, but short girls are much easier to throw around, pick up, and manipulate as you like.
>>677843030
I bet ur a Sanders fag
>>677841808
I enjoy anal giving and receiving, giving oral, Cumshots on my body (not face), watching dicks get hard, and hearing guys moan and whimper. I've done all with my bf
Chicks with short hair and/or have the punk-thing going on.
>dyed hair
>ripped jeans
>leather jackets
>couple tats here and there
That's about it. Not overly fond of piercings if they have like an excessive number of them, but a couple is fine.
>>677847491
actually that's a myth, no pears are known to exists from before the 1600's or so. Modern Era device.
>>677847645
Where do you live?
>>677846922
Eye fixation, then I use steps as my deepener. Then chalkboard from 100-1 relaxing clearing the mind. You only make it to 96 or 97 though.
Then work your commands. Test them over and over. Continuously deepening.
Have an overall idea of your set.
I enjoy it all, too. Freezing without knowledge of freezing is fun. You can undress, fuck, move. Unfreeze.
The need to suck dick, get angry when you can't.
Feel me fucking you deep as you suck my dick.
Lock her away, when you count to three only her inner slut wakes up. Until I say switch.
Believe my finger is another dick she wants/desires to suck, as a slut. Switch, hates the idea of playing with two dicks but can't stop. Switch.
Cumming on command is the pinnacle, too.
>>677847445
This is also my fetish
Titfucking
Absolutely love it. But it's hard to find women with the goods to supply my kink.
>oh yeah and I like massive breasts but that goes without saying...
>>677847193
hi ;)
>>677841808
I check my map again. Clearly I'm walking in circles... Wait, what was the question?
having a strange woman watch me jerk off. happens all the time.
>>677847900
nice dubs. can you imagine lubbing her whole ass, and then grinding your cock against her ass cheeks. pushing them together on your cock thrusting back and forth
god damnit randomly slide it into her asshole every now and then and go back to grinding ... let it slide on its on back into her ass . FUCK
>>677845123
Damn instant inductions seem pretty scary.
>>677848010
Oh and biting, light spanking, and dirty talk receiving. I'm no good at doing the dirty talking g I'm really shy about it
>>677847964
And it is cute when they say
"oh please mister put it in my poop hole and teach me to be your naughty little girl"
"oh mister it hurts so good"
I want to fuck a horse.
>It's a 0% chance because I am not a degenerate and have self control enough to not fall that deep. At least I want try a real girl first before deciding. Okay, like 10% chance of happening. Give or take. I live close to a farm so probably 25%. 50% if I am drunk. And if I am drunk and home alone, ehh. Close to maybe 85% what do I know.
>>677847900
i literally know her. worked with her 3 years ago, thats why im asking for more. chick was nearly retarded. vegan nature bullshit annoying voice .. i always wanted to hate fuck lol first names leah and this picture was likely taken in the Adirondacks
>>677842170
mediocre
>>677844147
>>677844561
>>677845112
>>677847361
>>677847629
I can't help but wonder if this fetish is required to have unprotected sex. what about birth control pills? diaphragms? I'm bursting my load into my gf constantly and don't even think about it as special anymore
>>677841808
Giantess - Female growth.
>>677841808
Bestiality, I wanna have my pussy fucked by some animal... Be its bitch but I'm a guy who's not gonna get a sex change so its literally 0 it can't be up the ass, needs to be in the puss
>>677844561
Here's another one. Insemination and MILFs, that's about it.
>>677848401
It was more: Cum in me, use me, I'm your little slut.
But yeah. I should upload the vid from this girl sometime, but I'd have to edit it a bit. >.>
>>677842318
married to it. not hard
>>677841808
nothing.
>>677841808
achievable 41
>>677848228
>>677844301
You can't Fuck the rabbit
>>677843414
isn't that the sister from yesterday?
>>677848318
And they do work!!
Something I could do in the kitchen. "this is the best Danish you've ever had".
Then make it taste like chocolate. Then every bite makes you horny. Etc.
I'm not a pro at instant induction, but they do work.
>>677848599
I've had it with birth control. Condom is a no go.
Mostly the girl I was banging would talk about loving being pregnant, or beg for me to knock her up. Good enough for me.
Although, I had a girl ask me to cum in her without us discussing birthcontrol, I did it. Luckily, no kid
>>677848722
dress her up like a rag doll and play
Ragaty Anal Anne
>>677848496
Wish I could help, would definitely be a good hate fuck
Just gonna check it out
British black (quadroon) girls with tight shirts and no bras. The wannabe video is the sole reason for this fetish.
>>677841808
the game window girl
>>677842318
Tripson
>>677842563
Me to anon, never been with one younger than 40. wonder how that happens.
>>677841808
source ?
her name ?
>>677848456
>>677849188
Will she have to say
"Oh please sir fuck me bum"
>>677842941
sick fuck
>>677845708
That would really hurt but omg the stretch.. kinda want.
>>677849089
as soon as their period starts is a good time as well. your sheets are completely fucked, but it's worth it. everytime.
>>677848599
I dated a girl for 3 years who let me cream her and for a while I stopped thinking of it as unusual
After I broke up with her though I quickly discovered that I'd rather jerk off than have sex with a rubber. Some other kind of birth control is a must though. I'm looking forward to FDA approval of vasalgel.
>>677846966
How'd you make it come to reality? I recently realized this is hands down my biggest achievable fantasy, not sure how to go about it with the gf though
>>677849369
Kek, no but it couldn't hurt.
My fetish is dubs. Check em
>>677844641
Me too anon, would cum buckets in that red skin tube, then watch her suck it and my sperm back deep in her, then let her slowly push it out while I get hard again
>>677845725
this so fucking much. that shit is the best
everyone in this thread needs to be purged from the human race, you are all mentally ill and need to kiss a shotgun.
>>677849727
Don't forget muslims, blacks, and jews.
>>677849727
Some of this shit isn't even that bad. Whiteknight fag.
>>677848125
I love it. I find that the only woman who I can get to do this are usually into hardcore bdsm.
>>677845708
You can get these with a lock on, so they can't be removed.
>>677849727
huh that's the most mild fetish thread i've seen on /b
come back in a couple of hours and see the shit going on then
>>677841808
Diapers.
>>677849899
I agree with you, but there's nothing wrong with what's in this thread.
>>677843752
this.
only a few times.
I date traps and shemales with the hope to be assfucked.
Medium/hard to find a wopmen who enjoy to do this regulary.
>>677849928
please do humanity a favor and kiss a shotgun, signed civilised society.
>>677844561
my current gf loves it. she's on birth control but we always role play it. she'll stay shit like "cum in me" "make me pregnant". very hot
>>677842318
So, like remy lacroix?
Trips and traps
I would like to have sex with a real female I'm 23, when's it going to happen. The closest I ever got was with a transsexual at my college dorm. Would that be a good warm-up? Pic unrelated
>>677849062
yes
>>677850104
> my fetish is people who kiss shotguns
>>677849899
mmmm yes fuck a Muslim and a Jew in the ass and make them trade ATM as the black girl serves tea shouting
Ahh Lawdy Massa be plowing dem corn holes
>>677842560
Dude, recently started dating a girl that's a full foot shorter than me. It's fucking awesome
Farting
>>677847445
kinda my fetish too, but I'd never want to do this to a girl I actually care for. Defiling someone I love to this extent gives me the creeps. Random sluts though? Sure, that'd be damn hot
>>677843606
This
>>677842318
the only kind of girls ive ever dated or fucked for a long period of time lmao... realized this is exactly what i subconsciously look for in an ideal woman recently.
>>677850321
unfortunately not everyone is a disgusting retard, just blow your brains out, you can make this world a better place and actually do something with your life, by ending it.
>>677841808
becoming totally dependent on diapers
totally achievable; completely impractical
>>677842170
You did your best, lad.
Probably gonna get laughed at but. I'm totally into vampire chicks. Less the whole clothing thing and more like. This chick who could kill me with a thought wants to drain my balls before she trains my neck. It's a weird kinda submissive thing where as most of the time I like to be on top hammering my Norse oak into a squelching pussy
>>677850527
With anal lube made from pork fat?
>>677850493
I haven't felt love for anyone except immediate family so getting girls to do this hasn't affected me much . I like it, and they can't help but like it once they get into it. I don't think I'd make someone do this if I planned on procreating with them.
>>677845105
Check out the movie Cashback. Thank me later.
>>677850608
>trying too hard
>>677848122
Damn that sounds like a pretty solid induction, I'm sure she took to that pretty fast.
Fuck me that sounds amazing, once I get someone into being my guinea pig for hypnosis, I'm going to try everything haha. I'm definitely stealing your commands.
I agree about the cum on command thing, it's definitely something I have to get working on someone.
>>677841808
35-40+ women.
not really a fetish, just the best fucks i had, the most honest women, not bitchy and shit. Only pros, almost no cons.
>>677850782
Such a fucking great film
>>677841808
Threesome anal. Mother-daughter threesome. Very achievable.
>>677841808
Airplane porn is da bomb
>>677847513
>I really dig having a girl asking me to stop
meh, my current girl is very sensitive after one orgasm, two max. I usually love to push a girl to her limits, but where's the fun in having to take a break after making her cum even once?
>>677850729
>she bites my balls
>neck
>drains me
>then I'm on top
kek'd
>>677850608
I pay more income tax than you make, my country needs me.
i want to get fucked in the ass by a shemale that looks all girl, except the cock of course
its very achieveable, but I am in a good relationship with a girl that I really like, and would never cheat on.
I have already fucked two shemales, gotten fucked by a guy, fucked another couple of guys and have fucked a ladyboy.
I bet I could call up one of the shemales tonight and get fucked as I dream of, but due to my current relationshipstatus I wont do it. I would have to get single to do it.
Im against cheating when one are in a good relationship. dont really see the point if one are happy.
>>677850824
just trying to make the world a better place to live in, not everything is try hard baiting.
>>677841808
My fetish is someone who loves me.
>Achievable: Impossible.
>>677850729
>Norse oak
>squelching pussy
Fantastic euphemisms. Kek
>>677841808
idk really, normal big ass amateur
and...big ass trap anal creampies and its really fucking annoying to find where they straight up don't look like a fat dude
>>677850947
lol, your parents pay more income tax in a year then you will ever make.
>>677841808
Very achievable. I imagine it's pretty awkward in reality though. Not really even sure how to approach the topic without it being weird.
>>677850936
Are you illiterate? That green text is all over the place anon and a lot of it isn't even what the guy said.
>>677851004
Get your girl a strap-on, ask her to be "the man"
She'll love it.
>>677849518
Started out as just filling her pussy up with water from a water bottle. Then fucking her with the water in. Then I let her know I'm into some really kinky stuff and understand if she isn't in to it too. I told her I'd rather fill her with my piss than water. She said shed think about it. Then we got drunk and were in the shower and she told me i could try it. She loved it way more than the water bottle because of the pressure I could exert. Been doing it ever since.
>>677851004
Fag
You're relationship won't last
>>677851254
Prostate stimulus is one thing. Letting a girl fuck you with a strap on is another.
Brutally beat up a woman and force fuck her. Achievable but very punishable.
>>677847103
Um, want to kik sometime??
>>677846133
That shits so much fucking fun... You brought back memories Anon... heh, when people findout your the only person they know who can hypnotise people, they like seek you out to do it.
>>677851254
No she wont. She'll think he's the biggest faggot in the world.
One like this
>>677851039
you are on /b/ and you think this thread is bad?
>just arrived here
>a complete idiot
>trying hard
deal with it. noone cares about your opinion
Having a milf with fat tits jerk me off while she calls me son.
I only like ugly girls. Something like I'm doing them a favor gets me ultra hard. I hate the model or cute girl style.
My GF is actually an ugly fatty. She's a lot of fun and her uglyness really turns me on.
I'm quite lucky because she loves foot play and she starts moaning as soon as anything approaches her ass.
>>677851646
>has likely been with a grand total of zero women
>thinks they're all vanilla as his pornos
>>677851698
pf, i'm trans and i look better than that. brb, shaving
>>677851254
nah, dont want to risk it getting weird haha, she does give me a finger up the ass while sucking and jerking me off on her knees in the shower tho, so she´d might go with it, but im afraid she would lose respect for me as a man, and lose her appeal.
i just remember how hard i came when i got fucked by that guy from behind while he jerked me off, i kinda want to relive it, but with someone I find physically a tad more attractive.
Im Bi, but its not something anyone I know knows.
>>677851865
Pls dont
>>677841808
Better off killin myself
Blowjob Roulette
it almost happened last summer......... faaaaaaaaaaak
>>677851865
pls do
>>677852019
Motherf-
>>677851883
Just buy her a toy to use on you. Explain it. It's not immaculating if she's jerkin your dick begging for the load while just happening to have a dildo in your ass.
Do what feels good anon.
>>677851865
Post now
>have a thing for anal with chubby girls
>not very unusual, just hard to find a girl who's into it
>especially when I'm a virgin beta fag
>few weeks ago, freshman in college
>chubby girl with horrible face from my calc class admits she has a crush on me
>didn't even know her name, still don't
>decide to tell her to get in my car and drive somewhere with me after calc (ended at 8pm)
>she agrees, drove her to old mall parking lot
>grab her thigh, guide her on top of me
>start making out
>pull her leggings down, finger her ass
>she jerks me off
>cum in her hand and she brings her hand up to her mouth and eats the cum
>instant regret
>drive her back to campus, don't say a word during the whole drive back
>drop her off, when she gets out of the car I smell my fingers
>not into anal with chubby girls anymore
>>677841808
I like to masturbate while i hug and kiss the girls. When i have sex, i allways cum in this way
>What's your fetish/kink/unusual turn on?
Marrying the woman I fell in love with and having hot crazy sex all the time.
>How achievable is it?
Apparently it is 50% achievable.
>>677848456
Bad idea buddy! If you were to spook one (and you will) you will spoOK them all and get fucked up and caught.
>>677851780
well you need a bullet and i won't care about your whiny pleading and crying, fucking cancerous faggots.
any girl willing to fuck me ;_;
>>677851830
I just haven't been with a woman that wants her man to be a faggot. What woman doesn't love to be dominated? What woman likes to view her man as submissive or sub-par to other males?
>>677851554
Really? Are you talking about the same kind of hypnosis he is? or are they just looking for vanilla hypnosis?
>>677851535
HippoBlaster
Butt fucking sleeping girls. And watching incest
>>677844561
I had this asshat 22 year old BEG me to fire one off in her...... I think I dodged a bullet there
I somehow nabbed a real cutie that has no problem shitting in my mouth. Life is good.
>>677851827
Lmao. Same here.
>>677852228
What women doesn't get tired of the same old shit. What women doesn't wanna be in control for once. You're so worried about looking like a bitch that you don't just enjoy yourself. That's insecure as fuck man.
>>677842761
>>677843340
Same here !
I'm a subject in hypnosis
>>677852228
So vanilla it hurts.
>>677852111
fuckyourmot-
>>677852214
i will give you a reply because i find your idiocy amusing
Please give me another version of the same exact insult you have repeated three times now
>>677852141
>based sperglord admits social failure
This is my fetish. In words: Consentual Extreme bdsm to the complete max. I've, of course, seen some of the videos of women being "tortured" from whatever site it was, and fapped furiously to them.
Mature and anal... I'm 18.
>>677852128
anything other that a finger would probably make her lose her appeal in me, she rims me and jerks/sucks me off as well so she is pretty cool with these things.
I just think it would be crossing a border that im not sure we could get back over.
also we share alooot of friends, im not really afraid that she would tell anyone because thats not what she is about, she hates people that does that to get "revenge".
but, yeah, good tip broski
>>677841808
Fucking my Christian ex flatmate from behind with her wearing stockings and a garter belt over a facehugger egg.
As it hatched her desperation would increase and she'd start flailing around wildly, and then as it latched onto her face I'd start fucking her harder and harder, timing my orgasm with the facehugger laying an egg inside her.
After she passed out I'd rest, then when the alien began hatching I'd fuck her again, timing my second explosion of cum with the chest burster killing her.
cuckolding
need to get a gf first
>>677852187
Anon obviously has experience take note faggot
>>677852214
Kill yourself man.
No. Stop what you're doing. Go into your kitchen, get a bucket and mix bleach and ammonia. Inhale deeply.
anal
tan lines
watching women getting fucked whilst the guy wears a condom
>>677851865
Pics or didn't happen
>>677850270
If you're a faggot maybe.
>>677851865
No, really. Fuck off you faggot.
I often fantasize about being a mouthfucked by a group of 3-4 guys while tied to a wall or some shit like that. Probably because I've never had a gay experience.
>>677851827
I was jacking off with a girl from OKC last night. She's about a 2.5, but that actually turned me on. I got her to do things she normally wouldn't do (so she said.)
After four orgasms for me, I went to bed.
>>677852333
Tripple trips
>>677852429
Nice! So many hypnofags on today, I can't believe the hypnotists outnumber the subjects, that never happens in our community.
I wanna fuck a midget while on fire while on a horse while eating flour
>>677843344
Yup. Im guilty of this as well
>>677852544
See. The thing is if she was turned off by the fingerings and rimmings then the toy would be a step but if she enjoys working those kinda heavy orgasms you can only get through prostate play then I'm sure she'd been interested in trying something bigger than a finger. Being open with a woman about what you want in sex, also what she wants, is a good way to get everyone shooting fluids.
>>677852998
Why flour you sick motherfucker it trusted you
>>677843414
Yup
>>677852475
im not insulting you, i am seriously telling you to do the world a favor and end your pathetic life, you are a cancer on this world and its better off without you, no insult, im serious just do it.
>>677852607
I had a girl who was into this, and I was okay with it.
She always came back to me and fucked me twice as hard, begging for me to mark her, cum in her, bruise her. It was worth it.
>>677852912
Yeah it's really unusual
It's a real problem in this community
>>677852912
Hypno..tee? here, though not really something I'm massively into
>>677841808
Teenage girls. Not this fake barely legal shit, but real teenage girls with real braces, going to school in their cute dress, talking about boys they like and having no idea how hard I'd fuck them.
>>677852607
Same here anon, this mixed with forced bi
Weight gain
Meh, semi possible
>>677852663
no, because im a useful, upstanding member of society.
>>677852159
>Marrying [...] hot crazy sex all the time.
>Apparently it is 50% achievable.
>>677841808
I would like to have sex with my wifes sister. It is very achievable but I do now want to cheat on my wife so I don't act. It would be even cooler if she just asked me to lend her my sperm so she could have my baby. My wife would be OK with it if there would be no physical contact. I'm pretty. No girl would say no to having my baby.
>>677842137
Fucking this. Last 2 women I've been have been late thirties. They're so much more willing. They send nudes, and are horny as fuck. I'm 24. I'm technically "dating" one right now and she's married. It's the best.
I like casual nudity and girls who're not afraid of it.
Pic very related
>>677852427
I do enjoy myself. If she doesn't like it then she can leave and I can have another one.
Men who like pegging are just gay and can't admit it. It's ok to be a faggot. You'll get through everything fine. If you can't admit it you'll eventually get a sex change and have your dick cut up and shoved back up your body. It's what happened to all the other trans people. They were just faggots. That's probably why they commit suicide 20X higher on average.
>>677853190
>being cancer embodied
>calling other people cancer
There's this old saying about a pot and a kettle. I can't remember it but basically you're a faggot.
>>677850270
That buerger looks really fucking good now I'm horngry.
>>677843851
Mayaka?
>>677853424
>this insecure
>acting like he goes through women like he actually goes through tissues
Top kek.
>>677853443
how is it cancerous to tell the scum to off itself, makes cleaning up society easier.
