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What do you wear /b/?
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my favourite thus far, and I've tried out more expensive ones
>>677818000
Fine taste OP, I second this
>>677818475
Yeah I love it man, shit feels to expensive to wear everyday for work though. Wouldn't mind something cheaper to wear daily but seems most cheap frags smell generic.
Cuba Royal
>>677818634
I know the poor struggle too anon
Everyday use
>>677820862
i have a bottle of the regular L'homme. I actually wore it today. Got a few compliments from my female coworkers. la nuit smells nice too.
>>677820942
Been really meaning to try this, is it actually worth the price or is it just a meme?
Wearing mostly pic related
>Hugo Man
>>677818000
Freedom or The Scent
Today, either Ultra Zest or Dior Homme Cologne. Currently waiting on a sample set of Histoires de Parfums. Really hoping 1725 lives up to being a cheaper Invasion Barbare.
>>677821085
This gets unwarranted shit. It's pretty average and all, but it's still a decent frag to own.
Can anyone recommend a good tobacco scent?
This. My second bottle. Was about $300 from an airport somewhere. Difficult to find.
Also TF Black Orchid which is much cheaper. A bit flowery if you're an insecure faggot and won't buy unisex fragrances but I like it. It's definitely masculine.
>>677822204
Tom Ford tobacco vanille. Heard it's pretty good haven't been able to find it tho
>>677822204
>>677822431
>>677822534
what the fuck. speak of the devil much?
>>677822680
I'm
>>677822431
And I didn't even see the first post. Coincidence...
>>677822965
spooky...
>>677821224
It's overpriced for sure, but it is very nice.
>>677822431
Been meaning to try, but here in Australia I haven't stumbled across it, and it's a pit pricey to be blind buying.
Anychance anyone here has tried HeWood Rocky Mountain? another scent I'm interested in too.
>>677818000
My favourite.
Also checked.
>>677823113
is this a meme?
i feel like anything by aeropostale/american eagle/hollister is a teen meme.
>>677822680
Haha yeah people say it's really good, fucking expensive tho
>>677821138
Different strokes and all. I fucking hate Invictus and 1 Million.
>>677823184
Think what you want, but I think this stuff is pretty good.
don't wear any, just deo for the pits.
>>677818000
Same here OP.
>>677823307
invictus didnt do anything for me but I got the meme and bought a bottle of 1million...idk..the smell kind of grosses me out now. 20 yo girls like it though and i'm 19 so it aint all bad.
nice perfume guys
does anyone else have a REALLY hard time picking out cologne?
>>677823485
Not a fan of 1 Million either. Smells as generic, cheap and tacky as the bottle it comes in.
Proper stuff
>wearing perfume
fucking faggots
i use a bar of soap in the shower and some roll-on deodorant afterwards
>>677823811
it makes me feel more confident around women.
if that makes me a beta cuckold faggot then whatever
>>677823945
it does make you that
>>677823811
1/10 I replied.
If you think wearing perfume makes you a faggot you're obviously not very conformable with your own sexuality.
closeted gay and douchebags thread.
>>677823811
>arguing about someone owning cologne/perfume on an imageboard dedicated to Chinese cartoons that once had a board for drawings of little girls being cut apart and fucked
Oh buddy, you sure got me good.
>>677822093
Love this stuff
>>677823811
>>677824317
Samefag
>>677824397
a classic.
My father wore this for a while in his 20's
I think i have a small sample bottle somewhere in my collection.
>>677818634
before you wear this dont wear anything at all anon
>>677823811
This, tbh
Dudes who wear perfume are fucking pussies.
>>677818634
top kek
I like this compared to the other Versace products. Cheaper end but still a nice scent. Not sure if it is still under the Versace brand though.
>>677823183
Lol my mom literally wears this.
Fucking pussy ass faggots, the lot of you.
>>677822093
Monica!
>>677824517
Its fucking clutch for milfs and cougars. Hit a suburb bar on a Friday night, you'll have your pick of divorced horny cougars if you're under 30 wearing this.
Wanna know what an alpha male smells like?
>Pic related
>>677824751
Sex Panther is okay but 60% of the time it works everytime.
>>677824990
Looking to get Dior homme intense to make my la nuit last, it's not really replaceable because the new bottles are watered down to shit
This is a great clean awesome for spring/summer scent and it lasts all day long too.
>>677824990
Fag brand belonging to a huge fag making products for faggots
i wear this. i had this one perfume which smelled like pure sex, it had some hot girl in a bunny costume and it was called Power, can't find it anywhere.
>also thats me in the pic
>>677824848
Your mom has good taste in perfume.
Good to know she'll smell nice when I fuck her tonight.
Don't be filthy commoners, get some class.
>>677824990
eugh, pass. smells like baby powder.
>>677825014
the sharpness of this scent literally cut my nose off
>>677825303
You're a good lookin feller I'll tell you what.
ITT: insecure people who fall for marketing/branding
>>677825312
My mom wouldn't fuck some perfume wearing faggot
>>677825186
Le male is a super popular scent great for getting noticed in a club terrible for originality
>>677825179
all the YSL reformulations are watered down to shit and have 0/10 longevity. such a shame because they have such nice scents...I went through a 60ml of L'homme.
>>677818000
Nice trips
pic related
>i wears dis
>>677818000
Good man. Wearing it atm
>>677818634
Fuckin pleb
>>677825303
smells like the inside of my grandmas fartbox
>inb4 you smell your grandmas asshole
been using this for 2 years now.
what ya think?
I don't because im a white fookin male
>>677825475
She fucked your dad right?
Homosexuality run in the family?
1/2 the price of half the sgit in here, and always makes em say how masculine it smells. Fuck all yall
>>677821224
Its overpriced but pretty unique
>>677818000
OP is classy. Eau de toilet, or Eu de parfum?
>>677825927
then i love the smell of your grandma's fartbox! send her kisses from me, i'll send the lube
Only fags use perfume casually
Real man use deodorant
>>677818000
>>677826254
will do anon
>>677826302
hugo's balls?
or ball
>>677826045
>mf sex
>homosexuality
>being this inebriated by semen lust that no logic exists
My dad never wore perfume, because again, he is not a perfume wearing faggot.
You should definitely kill yourself.
This, describable.
Step up, niggas.
>>677826203
Haha thank you. EDP.
>>677826645
What, are you stepping up to a cock to suck? Fucking faggot
>>677826288
>>677826090
Found the americunts
>>677826725
>projecting this hard
>inb4 you make a comment about projecting a cock into an ass
>>677824626
Obviously has never been approached by random attractive women in public telling them they smell good. It's empowering, but you wouldnt know anything about that you beta faggot cuck
>>677826426
I think he did anon, I think you might have seen your father all prettied up and dressed in heels, with faggoty perfume, and that's why you can't stand men wearing scents.
Should we be putting trigger warnings on threads about cologne so we don't interrupt your "safe space" ?
>>677826725
>wew lad
someone like this shit?
>>677818000
>top 5
1. Yves Saint Laurent: Por Homme
2. Dolce & Gabbana: The One
3. Chanel No.9 Platinum for Men
4. Gucci: Guilty
5. Pinaud Clubman Vanilla (what?! are you crazy?! yeah, faggot, shit smells delightful nigga)
>>677818000
>synthetic aromatics
plebs
this
it's good around all seasons
>>677821150
I've been told that there is no better, though I've never smelled it.
>>677827285
do you know some brands that use natural aromatics?
>>677823811
>this guy gets it
If you're wearing perfume you're likely under 21 or insecure
>>677827184
do you find YSL L'homme doesn't last worth a damn on your skin?
>>677827148
i got a little sample vial of this. smells good but a little too synthetic/sugary for me.
>>677827342
It's been reformulated since it got super internet hyped a couple years ago, so mileage may vary
>>677827458
did you know they're cheap pieces of shit who don't have the capital to purchase enough whale puke (ambergris) to make something of any value?
>>677818000
musky and manly scent, cheap too
>>677827184
>Gucci Guilty.
Stopped reading right there.
>>677818000
Theres some good smells, but nothing makes a woman want to fuck you more than showering, doing a little bit of exercise and let those clean non-musty sweat glands produce pheromones in which women are biologically inclined to smell. Also chicks like men that smell like their dads
>inb4 this actually is the male version of a chicks perfume
>>677827501
Or not American, where the social norm is only ladies and gay men are apparently allowed to smell good, because you savage fucks love the smell of your own ballsweat and greasy cheeseburger farts
>>677827710
A dire mistake anon. Guilty has one of the best durations of scent, which is a far cry from the rest of the more popular Gucci scents for men. Also, and perhaps this is only for my pure, creamy, blemish free, smooth, white skin, it settles in quite nicely with a final fragrance you'd might not expect at first impression as it cascades from the bottle.
>>677827624
you know your shit or what?
>>677827939
not a big fan of light blue
seems like a generic aquatic summer scent
but then again I prefer wearing woodsy/warm winter colognes
>>677828148
not to mention it lasts about as long as OP
>>677827624
but who has?
>>677828013
No, we just don't care for contrived scents made by faggots (who use your money to buy giants floppy dildos) in order to cover up our own unrefrigerated sausage grease smell and the odor of said grease trapped in the confines of your endless body hair, you filthy bastards.
>>677826926
>"Nice perfume. What is it? I'd like to buy some for myself so my alpha boyfriend will fuck me hard while we laugh at you for wearing something that is marketed almost exclusively towards women"
You sure showed us. You know how girls sometimes tell each other "I LOVE your shoes!!" guess what, you just became one of those girls you beta fag.
>>677827939
If light blue is ur thing try Versace eau fraiche its a bit more manly and less unisex
>>677828640
Thanks anon, will try
>>677818000
This one smells good
Nobody ?
>>677823945
I've never met a woman who actually liked cologne (outside of highschool girls who like the smell of axe) but then again, I don't hang around with trashy whores or black people.
>>677828013
Now, now, I know we westerners ain't always been the frilly type, but we're comin' around with all these gays gettin' married, negruhs in the hwite house. We may not have all the fancy new fashion and high falutin restaurants y'all little dinguses got over there, but we got good beer, good music and pretty women who like to drink, smoke and fuck 'till the sun come up, make some coffee, take a nap with my dick in'er mouth and do it again the next night, so fuck you.
>>677828514
do 10 seconds of research and you'll see men's perfume has outsold women's the past 2-3 years
>>677828824
wearing a cologne I like the smell of makes me more confident around women regardless of their opinion on colognes.
>>677828824
>implying you've ever met a woman with the level of sophistication it takes to appreciate a gentleman's aroma
This, and ocasionally Versace Eros
>>677829254
my ex bought me this for christmas like a week before we broke up. feels bad man.. i want to like this scent but she's attached to it.
>>677829133
Absolute bollocks.
It's 80% women's stuff which makes no sense as the population is 50%.
Diptyque Tam Dao
Works its magic
I get good compliments on this one definitely my go to
>>677829544
That's really gay Anon.
>>677823183
>>677824848
>>677825312
>>677825475
>>677826045
>>677826426
>>677826946
Children please, you're both pathetic.
>>677827501
this
I know only one dude who uses perfume regularly and he's extremely insecure.
he'll go to great lenghts to feel socially acceptable.
It's sad too because the authentic him is so much more likeable than the "adult socially appropriate" version.
perfumes are suitable to wear on special ocassions though, kind of like you would with cigars in a way.
>>677828514
>"I don't own any ties or suits because that costs money, I bring fireball to a party instead of champagne to celebrate special occasions, can't afford cologne so i wear a soap bar, also haven't been laid by more than one woman in the last 3 years. Can only afford to put Axe Chocolate on myself in my Honda Civic I've been fixing for 6 years."
You sir, are getting cucked by your stanky ass girl right now.
>>677829555
checked
>>677829544
>>677829655
rolling for 66
>>677827458
no clue mate, I was joking.
>>677829696
How else am I going to prove that I have a bigger dick without petty arguing ?
this is my shit
>>677824317
poorfag detected
Spicebomb by viktor and rolf
Hugo boss bottled
Calvin klein ck2
>>677829555
I really like sauvage, good alternative to bleu de Chanel for 2/3 the price
Got this one 'cause it was on sale awhile ago
>>677829788
Actually I wear tailored suits and none of the ties in my current rotation cost less than $150.
Not sure where this "you can't afford it" thing has come from. I take great care in my grooming and appearance.
What I don't do is spray myself with what is essentially mashed up flowers so I can smell like a woman or a homosexual.
Learn the art of manliness, faggot.
A lot
>>677830860
>wears tailored suits
>fucks a bag of lotion stuffed between the couch cushions
>>677831103
>gets BTFO
>makes up stuff based on absolutely nothing to make himself feel better about failing so badly on a cartoon little girl website
>>677824990
this! my standard parfume
>>677818000
My roommates owns a lotion/perfume shop.
I wear a proprietary scent which is one of the company's creations.
3 oz costs 16 dollars and she doesn't make graded scents (eau de toilet, cologne, etc), they're all made with high quality essential oils in high concentrations.
I put one squirt on my chest at 4 pm before I go to work and it lasts until I get off at 3 am.
She's also recreated Chanel scents for fun and sells a shitload of it because it's almost the same and only costs 16 a bottle.
>>677831262
>can't track who's making fun of him
>losing sight in his cavernous vagina
>>677831315
it's spelled perfume, faggot
>>677820862
this
>>677831571
You're trying to make fun of me? Try harder. Didn't even notice.
brb, just taking off my Omega Seamaster worth circa $10,000. Think I took one too many links out last time.
>>677831825
>Attempts to brag about a middle tier watch
They don't have a 10k seamaster you base bitch.
>>677822093
ma nigga
>>677830379
Had a bottle of 212 and loved it. Anyone knows how it compares to this one?
>>677832212
You are so mad right now.
Didn't expect this when you made your 'clever' comment did you?
>>677818634
Someone bought me some of that for Christmas. Shit smells like Glade air freshener. Only cheaper and white trashier.
Stuff smells amazing.
I wish this shit would smell as good all day as when I put it on.
>>677824990
Because nothing else screams alpha male like fondling a bottle shaped like a mans torso
This shit
Hopefully they bring it back when my bottle runs out
