I'm going to a hooker to day to get rid of my virginity. Any suggestions for I shall fo with this woman?
>>inb4 anhero
>>677794563
Trust me when I say this, you don't want to lose your virginity to a hooker.
>>677794563
An hero
>>677794827
Why not? Any experience?
>>677794930
Because losing your virginity should be with someone worth it
>>677794930
>>677795072
I know someone who had to pay a hooker to lose his virginity.
>I dont think he's proud of it. Plus hookers never look very attractive XD its not like they are prime 10/10's
>>677795072
Well, I'm going to do it any way cause I don't want to become a wizard and I'm close too becoming one.
>>677794563
Sorry to burst your bubble OP but you can't lose your virginity from a hooker. It's considered cheating and does not count.
Just like in baseball when players cheated with steroids, their stats do not count either. Ask anyone who the Homerun king is and literally everyone will tell you that it's still Hank Aaron and nor Barry Bonds.
>>677794563
Tell the girl you're losing your virginity.
A lot of them are good sports and will take the time to make sure you have a nice time
Don't spend over 200, have an extra 40 for a tip
Google is your friend
Condoms are your friend
>>677795212
>as if you lost yours to a prime 10/10
>>677795389
Thanks. That's some advise I can use.
Always double wrap.
>>677794827
>trusting someone on /b/
>>677794563
Pas op dat je niet beroofd wordt door die gast die je volgt ;)
>>677795382
>and does not count
As if all men don't pay for sex one way or another.
>>677794563
Remember that you are doing this for your own sake. Don't bother trying to please her in any way, just do whatever you think would be enjoyable for you.
Seriously don't do it man.
The sense of regret and shame will haunt you for years.
>>677795382
Go back to school you fucking idiot..
>>677795352
Just do it man all women are basicly whores.
>>677795623
You're welcome and good luck mate
>>677795909
You're either a chick or a sensitive faggot. Because for most guys it's not even a big deal
>>677794563
>tfw you will never start a "wah, I'm a 32 year-old kissless virgin" thread on /b/
Good for you, OP. Just play it by ear and see how it goes. The hooker will be happy to take the lead if you're lacking confidence.
>>677796096
Yes I'm sure they're very proud of paying for intimacy. Edgelord.
>>677794563
Looks like Zandpad in Utrecht
>>677795909
Regret and shame for fucing a women ? Not everyone is a total faggit like you anon. I never fucked a hooker but I wouldnt think twice about doing so. Since basicly all women are whores one way or another.
>>677796284
You don"t have to be proud about it, just as you sont have to be ashamed. Emo cryboy alert.
>>677796304
Idk ano, just a pic from the interwebs
>>677796284
You're paying to get off not to have an emotional bond with the person. If you go to a prostitute thinking you're going to make love you're a fucking loser.
![sexyboots3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Z4gqpku.jpg "sexyboots3[1].jpg")
>>677794563
Good choice! I waited to have my first time with someone free, and it wasn't worth it. If I could try my life again, I'd get a hooker and get a hotter woman years earlier and with hundreds of hours less effort.
My best advice is: Make sure she's happy and willing. Fucking someone who doesn't want it leaves you feeling bad for a long time.
>>677794563
Do it man, if sex is that important to you, and being able to say "I fucked a chick!" without lying matters then go for it.
If I can give you one tip though, use a condom. I don't care how clean she looks, you need to remember she fucks dudes for a living, probably 30 in a week depending on hooker you go for.
A lot of first timers make that mistake with the cheaper ones.
The more expensive ones tend to be cleaner because they have specific clientèle and maintain fortnightly/monthly STD checks.
TL:DR - Go for it fam, enjoy, wear a raincoat, you big glorious bastard.
Yea, do it OP. Take care of business so you can get over this block you've got. If you mentally think being a virgin is a stigma that's ruining your life, take care of it with a professional and move on from this self fulfilling prophecy of self loathing.
Me? I just lied. I've been with a woman 14 years who doesn't know I was a virgin when we met.
>>677796712
Haha, I've done that with all my partners anon, In reality I've only slept with 5 women (albeit by choice), but they all were under the impression the number is above 15, even my first.
>>677795909
As opposed to the regret and shame over being a virgin?
Or the regret and shame over being clueless in the bedroom when he finally gets a gf?
There's a point when you just have to get it over with. At least OP is taking action and will learn from the experience.
>>677796990
Lol he just needs to watch porn then he'll know what his doing
>>677795820
very valid statement
>>677797124
Yeah, porn will really teach you how to satisfy a woman.
>>677797403
I actually learned a lot from porn. When I lost my virginity my girlfriend was amazed. I "opened her eyes" and showed her that sexual shit is actually enjoyable, and she had been with two other guys before me
>>677797403
AND i'm only 5 in.
>>677795974
This
>>677795389
>tipping a hooker
Kek dont do this, just pay the fee she fucking charges.
>>677794563
I'd say go for it man, how old are you btw?
>>677794563
Fuck that.
I'd rather be a 40 year old virgin than to be the guy who fucked a hooker once to get rid of his virginity
>>677795072
Total bullshit. Putting the pussy on a pedestal is why you will continue to be a virgin. Sex is just sex dude. The quicker you realise that, the better.
>>677798340
Lemme guess, rather than money, you'd rather give her, food, hotels, and "gifts"
>>677794563
The only downside for me is the almost-certain need to use a condom for your first time.
Aside from that, do it. Who gives a shit. Probably a better fuck than 3/4 of the women one would encounter anyway.
>>677795382
this is true... its in the bible. this is how mary got pregnant and remained virgin...
>>677798505
No.
I'd give the fucking hooker nothing.
Fucking a hooker to get rid of virginity just seems like you're insecure and desperate.
>>677798655
wouldn't giving birth fucking destroy they hymen if was even there?
So much good advice in this thread
>tip a hooker
>learn from porn
>tell her you're a virgin
>>677798732
OP IS insecure and desperate
>>677794563
How old is OP?
post pics OP
>>677799069
My guess is that he's like 20.
>Waaahh. I didn't lose my virignity before I was 18 and now I've been suffering for two years
>>677799261
when did you lose yours?
80 years ago most guys lost their virginity to a prostitute. It's true, look it up
>>677798018
>nigger detected
Although you could be a mix breed. Didn't advocate rape/steal/murder…
>>677798655
topkek
>>677795616
she was a young columbia belly dancer
>she's a solid 9/10 in any book. Plus all we did was fuck all day.
>be jelly
I'm siding with don't fuck the hooker. Not for any moral reason or whatever, just because you came here for advice. Which definitely means you are not ready to fuck anything.
My advice is get a fleshlight, close enough to the real thing at a fraction of the price.
>>677795072
fucking normie, GTFO now
>>677798732
I'm talking about the woman you wanted to lose your virginity to.
Everyone here probably gave at least one gift to the woman they lost their virginity to. I gave my girlfriend all types of shit because I was being a good BF
>>677794563
OP I lost my virginity to a prostitute like 5 months ago.
Blowjobs felt great
Sex was average. Blowjobs were better
Couldn't cum from fucking
Had her handjob/blow me to finish
Felt a sense of paranoia afterwards (stds) - was actually fine of course
Condoms are a must
If it really bothers you that you haven't fucked a girl, fuck a hooker. Honestly, because I finally got to experience it it's off my mind and doesn't inhibit/ bother me in anyway any more.
>>677799816
>"solid 9/10 in any book"
>>677797124
Do go full porn mode or moment be over before it starts. Gotta build to that. Don't jerk prior either. Why pay money to get your sore dick touched?
>>677798492
truth
Try being a dickhead, not that its the best method works better than being a pussy tho
>>677794563
"regular" chicks are a problem ?