Waifu claiming thread - Would you look at the time edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed Claimed
Waifu Master Explosion Disaster claimed.
Sup again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvD7nmXysNI
Sawp.
>>677782079>>677782091
Well it's water under the bridge now anyways. let's just pretend that's where we left off n_n
>>677782236
Okay like one time I remember I had to buy her a new shirt because I kept pulling on hers when I got drunk one night and I stretched the v line so low she couldn't wear it anymore haha whoops..
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Checking in.
>>677782401
>Chara claimed Claimed
Is this a meme now?
wew lad
>get
>>677782614
He gets its...You're all pathetic
>>677782401
I have fury
Also, claimed.
>>677782630
No its just the same person starting the thread.
Claimed ~desu.
>>677782677
https://youtu.be/UPtQFI4qeoE
Don't mind me, ~desu.
>>677782630
No, it was an accident
>Dammit
>>677782677
>nice dubs
>>677782603
oh, you really sound like a fun person to be around tbh
>>677782677
Damn mate those gets. Welcome back mate. I missed you~ How was your shower? Oh and Galko said I could compliment you and such whenever I wanted so yay ;p
>>677782711
U mad bro?, haha sorry.
>>677782677
>checked
>>677782824
Sure, an intentional accident.
>>677782778
Did you stop by http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/677735266#top ?
It's 7 hours of desu.
>>677782711
>he gets its
What is an it and how do I obtain one?
>>677782824
Really? Aww you're sweet ^-^
>>677782677
>checked
>>677782603
I'd love to...
>but it was pretty lewd
Internet claimed
>>677782964
Did you go through my underwear drawer again?
>>677782824
Ay thanks famalam
>>677782825
>I missed you~
Bruh I was gone for like 5 minutes did you actually?
>Galko said I could compliment you
Oh god why I don't think you could heat up my face any more.
claimed
>>677783042
Hey Lain! How are you?
Help. I woke up today wanting to Yang around. Also, Yang claim.
>>677782950
Sounds nice, if I was still desufag, I would be intrigued, ~desu.
I'm off for now, ~desu.
Off to once again travel the land of sleep.
Safe travels, people.
hmmmm...
i claim pic related
>>677782401
mandatory cc claim
im back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5UTNKXR8xw
>>677782977
The duuubs..
>It's not like that's unusual for us anyways
>>677783054
M-maybe.. what can I say I like what I see.. you're not mad at me are you?
>>677783060
You were gone for like half the thread... and yeah of course! You calling me a liar?
>>677783252
See ya later!
>>677783325
One green hair leaves and another takes their place, completing the prophecy.
>>677782950
Keep up the good fight. Desu Desu forever. Desu~
>>677782832
>>677782711
>>677782614
Samefagging this hard.
>>677783269
Sleep furiously.
>>677783325
Welcome back Shi Tsu.
>>677782964
Yeah, yeah, i know
>I'm still lonely
>>677783060
>saying thanks after a compliment
W-who are you and what did you do to Kirino?!
>>677783380
Its hard to get Tsuzu mad, but someone else might be.
>>677783412
ya cant sleep if ya furious can you? :/
I'm back.
>replies will probably be delayed
>>677783380
now we wait for the purple sisters
>>677783412
thanks Shei Tea (did i do it right?)
>>677783412
>samefagging this hard.
Nope.
>>677783568
Not with that attitude you can't.
>>677783508
Why do you always do that it scares people..!
>>677783432
I'm here to change that!
>>677783593
Welcome back
>>677783595
Then it'll really be a party!
>>677783602
Sure. ~desu
>>677783641
Nah i can ALWAYS go to sleep with this attitude.
>>677783042
Morning Lain.
>>677783269
Good night!
>>677783380
It's fine.. but I can't teach you while you're wearing it.
That would mess it up.
>not like you were wearing it at the time
>>677783508
You were joining in anyways.
That's what makes it kinda hard.
Like holy fuck wat do I do.
Claimed
Claiming Mugi for my nigga
>Galko
>>677783380
Ahh, not saying anything like that, just surprises me that people think that way about me.
>i get embarrassed way too easily
>why tho
>>677783432
Hey, you gotta admit that was a nice get.
>>677783709
Only magical girls get to criticise the actions of other magical girls.
>>677783709
I somehow doubt you can.
>Don't take it personal or anything like that
>>677783717
>Misha
my nigga... okay, that's it, today is katawa shoujo day
>>677783709
should we have cake or ice cream?
(cannot have ice cream cake)
>>677783789
Morning =^..^=
>>677783862
it was! But I've never heard you say thanks after getting a compliment
>Almost like you learned how to deal with compliments!
>>677783568
You never heard of the fury of the dolphins did you.
>>677783593
Welcome back.
>>677783595
Ugh... i swear i have no idea what you're talking about <.<
I took the effort to see how "Shi Tsu" is pronounced because hearing it and reading "CC" instead always bothered me.
>>677783709
You ever thought how hard life is as a Yandere, being constantly afraid of losing the one you love :<
>>677784057
Nope i live under a rock.
>>677783862
It's because of that! It's really cute and so I'm joining in with Galko n_n
>>677783789
So I need to take it off? But it's so warm.. alright fine.
>>677783954
I understand.. none taken :)
>>677783996
If we can get rocky road or sorbet then ice cream! If not then cake!
>>677784057
No because that already happened to me because of a Yandere
>jkjk
>>677783789
>Like holy fuck wat do I do.
Just remind me that im the one... once every minute.
>>677784057
oh, yea. i forgot about the pronunciation, i just thought u were saying "Shi Tsu" as shitsu in a comedic way. so i went with Shei Tea for shitty
idk what i was thinking
>>677784210
>was megumin really that scarely clothed in the ice region?
Her feet must be frozen solid.
>>677784027
I only really get flustered over personal stuff, because I always think that they are just being nice in saying it, just as like common courtesy, but when they actually mean it I have zero idea how to respond.
>>677784210
>me
>cute
WHY
>>677783709
>>677784057
Thanks guys
>>677784210
Ayy
>>677784210
ooo rocky road. havent had one of those for 3 years. ill see if we can get it.
but if not, what kind of cake would we get?
>>677784476
how about
>thank you anon, you're also very [insert compliment here]
I... I finally know why "girls" are drawn to "assholes" oh god, I figured it out.
>>677784210
We'll.. keep you warm, don't worry.
>embracing from behind I grab your hands softly
>>677784237
help
>>677784476
You.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sluHwh3hJhI
>>677784532
Ayy! ;p
>>677784544
It's my favorite!
Hmm I'm not usually picky when it comes to cake.. I just don't like carrot cake. blegh..
>>677784609
That's a stereotype we're not all drawn to them...
>>677784609
Nice guys finish last eh.
Nah its probably just my anime obsession...
>>677784702
ill just go with chocolate
everyone loves chocolate
>>677784702
>M stands for Mock Trial
lol
Verdict: EXPLOSION!
>>677784370
Kek, that makes sense... in a Chi Ti logic :z
That pic is adorable tho, CG makes me want to eat pizza.
>>677784701
I dont want to go all Yume on you... LOVE ME.
>Sorry, i will go back to being kuudere now.
>>677784845
I dont like chocolate.
>>677784609
I'm not catching onto the last part.
>>677784702
Why am I laughing so hard oh my god
>>677783593
Yo! Sorry about missing this post
>>677784609
I always assumed thats because assholes act more confident.
Jesus I feel hungover today. And I haven't had anything to drink in like a month.
>>677784476
It's true though
>qt
>>677785016
It's cool.
>>677784702
Ayy lmao
Claimed
>>677784702
>>677784762
That's why I put it under ""
They are not drawn to "assholes" per se, but to strong guys who are protecting them. Like... hmm... let's take Chara and Frisk as example
Frisk being completely pacifist, Chara being completely Genocide material.
Chara falls in love with Frisk and thus protects frisk from any and all harm. And Chara is rather cruel to those guys while being extremely nice to Frisk.
Somehow "girls" think that "assholes" are exactly their Chara and they are Frisk while in reality that "asshole" is just an asshole and nothing like the Chara I explained
kinda like
>pic related
Chara doing the dirty work cause they don't want frisk to become like them
>>677785016
the last part was more of a "ohgod, I must share this!"
>>677784931
thanks,
i've only just started branching out of my selective 125 and started using the other 1000+ pics i have, so some might not fit what im saying
>>677784940
we will get you your own
A lurking I will go. Then a nap still little sleep. No work to day. Going to be lazy all day. =^..¬=
>>677784931
No! I mean Megu-chan is prone to getting cold with just me around.
>it's also 2lewd4me so not sure what to do
It's nothing about love I'm just trying to teach the poor girl about... perfectly normal things.
You know you are my only one.
>>677784476
I feel the exact same way when a random guy flirts with me... And they haven't noticed my wedding band yet.
My stuttering and dyslexia increases by like a million.
And I sound like a moron.
>>677785099
Kinda had the same problem today.
>>677785297
lol
>>677785233
:/
>>677785424
God are we all drink deprived...?
>>677785326
I think of this edgelord when I see green hair yoko
>>677785509
I can drink but it will be very bad.
>>677785424
I never have a case of the mondays... It's morenlike a case of the monday-wednesdays.
Need to stop being so late playing ffxiv on the weekends.
>>677785297
Am i the only one seeing a weird thumbnail?
>>677785304
Cold? Can she even handle your heat?
>>677785509
what flavour would you like?
>>677784845
Perfection. Should it say anything on top?
>>677784925
I swear if I was a judge that would have to be my ruling 9 times out of 10.
>>677785016
I immediately went to this video after I read that haha!
>>677785304
Tch don't go out of your way or anything.
>>677785191
I actually understood that because of the references you used... nice job.
>>677785509
I know I'm not! ;p
>>677785297
What the fuck happened to my gif =>~<=......I will get you one day moot=×..×=
Claimed
>>677785509
>>677785599
More like social life deprived....curse you job and vidya!
>>677785509
I dislike being drunk. Weed was always my thing.
>>677785674
all the lyrics to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT6LFOIofRE
for obvious reasons
>>677785599
>underage b& :P
>>677785653
I dont want any O_O
>>677785674
yeah yeah fuck you megumin
>>677785737
If i wanted a social life id have one :/
>>677785739
Honestly i dont like being high or drunk, i just think smoking looks cool and i like the taste of alchohol.
>>677785078
refer to>>677785191
>>677785674
Thank you!
>tbh I just thought I'd love to have a bf who's protecting me
>>677785737
>is married
>got a job
>and enough vidya
WHY MUST YOU HURT ME THAT WAY?
>>677785891
go without then
why dont u want any?
>>677785127
>no u
You and Megumin are teaming up on me
>this isn't fair
>>677785390
Thank you! Well, I can't say the same for the flirting part, no one has ever flirted with me irl (or maybe I am just too oblivious and dumb)
>My stuttering and dyslexia increases by like a million.
Sounds exactly like me holy shit
>>677785891
>social life
It's not for everyone.
If i didn't work so damn much to be poor all the time I would venture out more. But sadly i get paid in bags of dicks... And that doesn't pay thr bills.
>>677785297
>that thumbnail
>>677785709
Take care, see you later. ^_^
>>677785621
She's literally naked,
in the snow.
>>677784210
>So I need to take it off?
But it's melting alright.
>>677785674
It will be bad if I'm the only one doing it.
>not saying we should all spam lewd stuff
>>677786003
(i dont even know what you were asking me :/ )
>>677786120
Yeah i guess, i think eventually ill have a social life though. :/
Also holy fuck i cant stop listening again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eGazzxcp3I
>>677786010
>no one flirted with me
>I also stutter
Imma get on hormones, fly over there and flirt with you, I swear to god, I'd love to see you flattered.
>>677785964
Bahaha I'm sorry!, sometimes take my life for granted. But i blame all my stress for that.
>>677786306
what is the reason
in-which
causes you
to not want
some cake
>>677785816
I thought you'd want something like 'Jibun WOOOO'
>>677785891
<3
>>677785964
I think I feel the same way tbh..
>>677786010
Who said it had to be fair hun?
>>677786138
Not what I meant when I said don't go out of your way.. I'm all for it but you clearly have someone else on your mind anyway
>>677786467
I legitimately dont enjoy cake. :/ sorry :/
>>677786586
jibun awoo
>>677786010
Years of speech therapy and dictation courses has help significantly except when I get flustered. Which is when i get hit on.
And why the hell do i get hit on now after I'm married.?!?! I never got hit on before, well except for my irl husbando.
>>677786586
i would
but
irony
>>677786601
thats fine
if theres no ice cream ill take you out for a meal
>>677786010
>It's even more unfair when you're being so cute
sorry
Claimed
>>677785891
>i like the taste of alchohol.
The hell?
It tastes like shit.
Mind you, I can drink half a bottle of vodka within an hour without dying.
>heartburn though
>also extreme shitposting, probably
>underage b& :P
eksdee
>>677786777
nice trips
>>677786365
hehe, no probs
>>677786700
I also had that problem. As soon as I got a partner, people suddenly hit on me. Now I'm single and no one hits on me.
It's like magic, I tell you
>>677786586
We'll find our Prince one day!
>>677786349
>ohfuck
Dude I'd probably die if someone flirted with me
>>677786586
I DID
>>677786700
Sounds like that GTA fast car syndrom
>Spend ages looking for fast car
>Finally find said fast car
>Suddenly appears everywhere
Too bad I've never found that fast car.
Finally home.
Time to make some tea.
>Sadistic fighting goddess claimed
Doing the morning thing. How goes it, everyone?
>>677786777
>checked
>>677786984
k lemme rephrase that, i like the taste of alcoholic beverages, who drinks to get drunk?
>>677786777
The trips declare the truth! Time to go fit a 4 minute song on a cake..
>>677786997
Hehe I don't doubt it! ^-^
>>677786999
Those trips say you're lying. Now come give us a hug!
Shiki claimed
>>677786586
B-but she's here, too.
I understand if you say you don't want to play second fiddle, but it was really meant to revolve around you.
>>677786984
>half a bottle in an hour
that much? I'd probably give up after the first shot and say
>shit tastes like alcohol, don't wanna
>>677786999
>nice trips
Yesh, you'd die of too much sugar since I'll be sweet to you the whole time
>>677787226
Let's set out and find our Prince together!
>>677787174
I drink to forget.
>>677785964
Wanna talk about dream relationships?
I've said it before I think in one of these threads, but it still stands
>I just want someone to love, and someone to love me, I don't care if there is no sexual stuff at all. I just want someone I can hug, and we can talk about our problems with. Just someone I can spend the night watching the stars with, just talking about our imperfections and problems.
>>677786942
>>677787226
>>677787293
fucking oh no send help
>>677787294
I suppress all emotion behind a facade of humour. Not that it really helps me at all :/
>>677786997
>>677787174
>>677787226
i get them 2-3 times a day without trying, i've stopped caring
>>677787174
Some alcoholic beverages are pretty good, agreed.
But it's not really the alcohols fault.
Not sure what other reasons you'd drink alcohol for either.
I understand having the occasional mixed drink or whatever, but it's not really drinking in that sense.
You might as well drink a coke or whatever.
>except coke is piss
>>677786138
She has explosions! Either way you understimate your warmth.
>>677786984
>>677787174
Depends on the drink, beer is meh. I really like Gin with strawberry but that might be because im a sucker for red fruits.
>>677787154
>>677787099
Howdy.
>>677787255
Is that so? Well I never was a fan of being a side girl. Just ask my ex's.
>Especially when the main person is not only watching but also flirting with you while I'm here.
Damn. I had a lot of fun with you too.
>>677787293
Haha what if we both like the same prince?
>>677787421
There's no stopping the hug train.
>>677787464
Holy crap. That's impressive.
>>677787293
Eh, I'd say it's my maximum capability.
It's not something I want to do.
>belch
I just meant to say I can handle alcohol and its taste, and consequently am intimately familiar with it tasting like shit. :^)
FINALLY I GOT PHOTOSHOP TO FUCKING VECTOR THE WALLPAPER!
>>677787464
yeah its kinda just reactionary to check gets.
>>677787548
(the question was a joke) Yeah i dont really drink soda, kinda nasty. And i really don't know what it is about them, they just taste so good. :/
>>677787570
Does the color of fruit change the taste 0_o
>>677787457
desu desu desu desu desu desu.
It's not so much pain but existentialism I drink to forget.
I hate everyone so much. ~desu
early morning kagami claim
>>677787299
yeah, you said something like that already. I was there
>hugs
>>677787421
There are no brakes on the hugtrain!
>>677787457
Oh, I'm not the only one doing that? Nice!
>>677787464
still, I check em
>>677787644
battle royal obviously
>or do you want to share?
>>677787762
When I get invited to a party I just try some drinks. It reminds me why I hate it
>>677787154
Hey Juri, what are you up to?
>>677787883
Hey Kagami
>>677787869
;)
>>677787905
Good to know lol, humour is the best tool.
right, ol' greeny gots to go for another hour
ill be back
>Sameji in the house
work was brutal tonight, how is everyone?
>>677787952
watsup syndra, good monring or evening, which ever
>>677787570
Is that picture a spoiler (pre-edit)?
Not a big one in any case.
>although interesting
I was actually taken aback by it; it's pretty well done. Didn't even realize it's an edit at first...
Either way it's cute and I love it.
>>677787854
Yes... our brain is a weird thing and visuals affect your hunger and taste a lot. For example in marketing you wont see many foods using the colors purple and blue, it supresses hunger.
There are many colors that accentuate hunger but Red is the one that does it better.
I love cherries, strawberries, watermelon and raspberries more than any other fruit, not sure if its related.
>>677787905
I can totally share! But as you probably just saw with Tsuzu it has to be a 50/50 kind of thing or else I'm out ;p I don't deal with bs
>>677788068
See ya later!
>>677788069
just got done working out...gettin ready to get ready for work, was a busy night for you?
oh yeah got me a new wallpaper.
>>677788069
FUCKING TERRIBLE jk.
>>677788242
Interesting didnt know that.
>>677788231
>Is that picture a spoiler (pre-edit)?
Maybe :<
>I was actually taken aback by it; it's pretty well done.
Really? I think it looks like shit since you see Sayaka hair and she pretty much has 2 necks... But i dont care enough to spend time making it a little bit better :>
>>677787644
You're not meant to be a side girl at all... but you are facing a tag-team of sorts.
I have to go for a short while, be back in a bit.
>>677788068
Cya C2
>>677788069
Just finished doing my stuff, making tea and preparing to watch some movies.
>>677788227
Midday i guess.
>want to try guessing my tea?
>>677788557
hmmmm, im gonna go out on a limb, peppermint!
>>677788362
yea, bunch of people called off, so it was super busy, worked through both my breaks
>anyone who works for a business monitored by us, you're welcome
>>677788376
have no fear, Sameji is here
>>677788557
noice, whatcha gunna watch?
>>677788501
Laters.
Are waifu claiming threads now circlejerks?
>>677788647
sounds interesting...im guessing you work at a security job of some sorts?
>>677788469
It's all about the positioning and perspective.
Both of which is pretty much correct.
If you learn how to deal with the margin and basic retouching it will be perfect.
But now I really have to go for a second. <3
we're outta images.
>>677788726
Yes, yes they are hayfield-kami-sama
>>677788911
Haw haw, I'm not
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