Beta male thread.
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>>677781940
that's a funny way to spell circlejerk
I love being a giant fag.
>>677781940
I'd better stop lurking then
>>677781918
this is the only one that i've played recently. but when something like portal 2 came out, I played a ton of it
Mmmmmmmmm
Where is purple face fox man i have something 4 him
>>677782404
did you eat the nutella?
>>677782435
His name is Linesy.
>>677782442
I had nutella on bread with some tea, it was quite nice.
>>677782237
k
wow
gay
>>677782311
what about other games?
Beautiful sunny day, perfect for gfur
>>677782435
PURBLE FAX MAN IS RIGHT HERE
>>677782514
Where is he!!!!
>>677782665
I saw this and thought of u
>>677782311
You haven't played Ori and the blind forest? =o
>>677782665
Hello Purple face fox man
>>677782539
Yes please
>>677782670
Right behind you.
>>677782524
get mad faget
>>677782749
is that even a puzzle game?
>>677782794
About?
>>677782737
<3
>>677782749
Hello again masterful painter
>>677782865
it's adventure/puzzle
>>677782514
that sounds pretty nice
>>677782615
like other than puzzle games? League of legends, I've been playing through undertale, and some like, small party games,
>>677782665
hi purble fax man
>>677782749
no I haven't
>>677782957
looked like a metroidvania from it's steam page
>>677782923
staring at a small screen with your left hand on your face
>>677782932
That is all
>>677774124
>NOT EVERYONE CAN WORK FOR THE STATE LIKE YOU
I actually work for the state, and it really is a joke.
Also, back.
>>677783047
Huh?
>>677783043
well, it's partly puzzle, otherwise it's main adventure/platform
>>677783224
I don't care really. Where is David? He'd have gotten my god damned reference.
https://youtu.be/PYEZfF6ncrY
>>677783237
I don't know what you want from me I'm high on painkillers
hydrocephalitic listlessness
>>677783013
I've been meaning to try undertale, but the fanbase has turned me off it a bit
>>677783485
is it good?
>>677783503
I did adjust my nose with my left hand a little before you said that, so ill give you that.
>>677783633
hello mr. goat, I'm not going to eat you
>>677783324
Hey Riley, I remember you sorta from a different time. What are you up to?
>>677783493
Don't get too salty now.
>>677783680
it's very good, at least I think so
>>677783744
Good. Would you like to discuss about corporate espionage?
>>677783497
Neat
>>677783680
It's a pretty fun game. I'd recommend trying it out
>>677783633
is it infectious?
>>677783774
a different time you say? might have to specify if you can remember
nothing much really, playing Factorio. how are you? been up to much?
>>677783783
like actually good or just good because it's pretty?
>>677783680
Undertale is entirely meh. The combat mechanics are terrible. No matter how well you do the rest, if the main engine of your game is bad, you can't recover from that.
>>677783774
Clearly you have no idea who I am.
>>677783913
>>677783921
conflicting opinions, interesting
>>677783830
s-sure..
>>677783682
hand banana
>>677783921
Undertale is not about battle mechanics, tbh, and it would be wrong to judge it for a somewhat poor gameplay.
>>677784099
Yes of course.
>>677784075
Did you hear about the Panama leaks? That's some interesting news for once.
>>677783975
to each their own. personally, I'm enjoying it
>>677781854
You did....but if you want it you gotta earn it :3
>>677781775
Bretty gud. How about yourself?
>>677783919
Can't say I remember much either, just the name. But I imagine it was courteous and agreeable.
Had lunch with buddies just now, now watching some lectures on youtube. Factorio sounds neat from what I can read after googling, I'm going to bookmark it.
>>677784252
The one with Putin? I've heard a little about it
>>677783932
2cool4me, obviously.
>>677783975
>>677784116
I can see why people would like certain aspects of it, but I get too bored/annoyed with the gameplay.
>>677784456
Yep. Stuff like this really interests me.
You start to see all these connections when you join the dots.
I don't know how I feel about it personally, might try it some time but the screenshots I've seen have not impressed me
>>677784275
terrible. how's everything?
>>677784289
ha, must've been a while ago then
lectures about what?
yeah, I've been addicted to it for about 2 years now, it's so satisfying to play
>>677784570
what did you think of the writing?
>>677784570
I can understand why would that happen. It's a game after all, so it should be fun and interesting to play it.
>>677784634
Reminds me of this btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkrUJJgQAaY
Did someone say Putin?
>>677784651
Ah shit, what's wrong? Jump on skype if you wanna have a chat about it...
>>677784877
fuckin chemistry practical man, I'm glad it's over but it was so bad
>>677784651
>lectures
Whatever strikes my fancy at the moment - it's like having music in the background, but with voices and information. Right now, it's all about the Eastern Front.
>undertale writing
Honestly? For me, it was too silly. I get it, there's reflections on how these kinds of games usually work, different ways things can turn out depending on who you kill, if anyone... But I just couldn't enjoy it with all the whimsy and pointless banter.
That's just me though. The gameplay is objectively ungood, the writing is a matter of tastes.
>>677785091
Ahh shit, heard horribly things about chem at uni. Was it one of those 3-hour ones? You sound like you need a hug.
>>677784764
Yes, exactly. That's why it's a game, after all.
>>677784824
it looks so nice ._.
>>677784570
No, I'm just a very bitter and angry person.
>>677785286
I've had 3.5 hour practicals of chemistry lab, no seats, constant standing.
>>677785192
are you interested in World War II(?)?
I heard that the story was a major point everyone made for it, but I think what you're saying is at least willing to point out it's flaws
>>677785286
>3 hours
haha, that's first year, 2nd is 5 hours
>>677785459
try 4.5 standing
>>677785456
You sure put a lot of effort into appearing that way.
>>677785421
It is a very sleek trailer, I love it.
>>677785586
It's also nice when there's bio lab on the same day too.
>>677785710
what chemistry do you do? I just finished off my synthetics section today
>>677785658
No, I just hate most people. They annoy me.
Wish I had a tail
>>677785459
Eugh. Standing and thinking for that long, how draining. I used to have a day where I would have a 2-hour prac and then a 2-hour workshop for a programming class. Hated life.
>>677785586
>5 hours
Yeah you would definitely need a hug after that.
>>677785864
I would love a hug right now
>>677785764
Biological and Medicinal Chemistry. It's pretty broad, my modules are half chemistry and half biology
>>677785710
I would buy it if I could afford it ;_;
>>677784824
>>677785833
I wish I could get sex, but we all dont get what we want.
>>677786020
DAMN IT ALLAN
>>677785957
*sends e-hug*
Sorry that's all I can do :/
>>677786065
I thought you said you were asexual
>>677786011
It's better to wait until the game is fully done.
>>677786020
That's been a running joke since Blood Money
>>677785586
All of history! Also philosophy, pop-science. But my dad was obsessed with WWII, so I learned all about it from when I was still in diapers, so to speak.
re: game, the only way to really know if you'll like it is of course to play it. It wore out my patience quickly, but that's on me, needn't be the game. If so many people like it, it must have something going for it, after all.
>>677785794
Then why go looking for human contact though? Why install namesync? Why build a folder with avatars?
The answer is of course that it is a form of shouting for help. You just want to feel wanted!
>>677785973
that's synthesis isn't it?
>>677786125
good enough
so what's happening with everything?
>>677786200
Im just asexual because I cant get sex.
>>677786265
do you have a particular part of history that interests you?
>>677786303
surprising honesty right here
>>677786303
ah
>>677786274
Literally not much happening for me as of late. Just madly working, at work. Can be quite draining sometimes, like a long day at Uni. Also been feeling a bit lonely lately....think I need to get out more.
how do i stop liking this
>>677785833
What kind of tail?
>>677786437
Right now, I have an ancient-Rome-boner, but pretty much any period is fun to learn about. I don't suppose it's something that interests you?
>>677786610
become autistic like nibi
>>677786610
You don't.
>>677786579
go out and have some fun this weekend?
>>677786274
Well, we did do some organic synthesis in the lab last time.
Here's my 6 modules of this year (first year):
Bonding, Structure & Periodicity
Chemistry of Carbon-based Compounds
Practical & Quantitative Skills in Chemistry
Physical and Analytical Methods in the Biomolecular Sciences
Fundamentals of Molecular Biology and Genetics
Fundamentals of Cell Biology and Biochemistry
>>677786741
I like Ancient cultures, particularly Egypt but haven't really been into it much recently, too busy with all my other stuff
>>677786499
What's surprising about it?
>>677786610
why would you want to
oh, right, the social stigma and inability to go back to regular 3D life...
>>677786786
Definitely need to :/
>>677786753
No, thats how you stay here forever.
>>677783196
RIP Ray
>>677786635
Unsure if I'd prefer a fuzzy tail, or a scaly one. A fuzzy one would feel nice while a scaly one would be useful as well.
I'd wank with both of them tho
>>677786932
or aslong as it takes to kill themselves
>>677786925
do it, I would if I could
>>677786265
I do it because humans are a social animal. I crave human interaction in some form or another naturally, though I often find that afterward I am completely exhausted because of it.
There are very few people I can actually speak to and interact with that don't cause me any sort of annoyance and whom I actually enjoy. I can count the number of them on both my hands.
>>677787042
Most are likely to sell out to craigslist first.
>>677786885
it in itself
you imply that your asexuality isn't real, after all, but that you rather are sex-incapable; wanting it and not being able to get it
>>677786882
Studying, I'm guessing? Ancient Egypt is something I know next to nothing about, I'll have to buy some books on it. Maybe something on Akhenaten, he seems pretty fascinating.
>>677786961
I don't have a clear preference either
>>677787306
to an extent
I've forgotten a lot of the stuff I used to know about it
>>677787171
I know that feel, but it's really something you should hide. For purely practical purposes.
>>677787306
The gist of it.
>>677787567
I disagree. I'm a painter, honest is a prized possession.
>>677787147
You head off Sat right for your big adventure. Btw I thought some more about us possibly meeting up IRL sometime in the future.
>>677787438
>>677786961
I shouldn't have a tail, but my partner should. A fuzzy one at that.
>>677784877
>Putin
>Beta
Get out of the thread Obongo
>>677787750
So you can stroke it all night and wrap it around your neck like a scarf?
>>677787750
This fuzzy enough?~
>>677787702
You could pretty easily hook up with one of us I'd imagine.
Unless, ... wait, aren't you the guy who wants a virgin gf?
>>677787744
Aha! Well, I am a lawyer, so, yeah... forwardness isn't my first instinct.
>>677787749
it's going to be an interesting week, I can tell you that
Oh you have? do you want to discuss here or on skype?
>>677788066
Yeah
>>677788121
I am sure you will have lots of fun. Won't even feel like work :D
Skype might be a better spot for it ;)
>>677788054
Yes! I could hug that tail, that'd make me so happy...
>>677788051
Also all of these things. I really, really like stroking fuzzy things.
>>677787750
>I shouldn't have a tail, but my partner should
Any reason why you'd not like one yourself? Or just not your thing?
>>677788277
if only
sure sure, I'll get on
>>677788320
And I like stroking smooth and\or rubbery things.
>>677788320
*sits on you
>>677788379
I mean, if everyone else has one, sure. But I don't have a preference either way.
>>677788066
Huh, a person paid to lie. You any good my dear fibber?
>>677788604
How do scales feel? I don't think I've ever touched a large reptile.
>>677788645
*muffled protestations*
>>677789036
Snakes feel lightly oily, and smooth with bumps.
>>677789036
>>677789140
Cont.
Oily like your forehead during summer.
The bumps are smoother, but feel similar to running your finger over a cob of corn.
>>677788999
Nice trips.
I don't have to do any face to face obfuscating, luckily. Purely technical and written, and I'm very good at that. Hard work slogging through documents and sources, and then concise and logical writing.
>>677789036
From what I remember, I used to chase lizards when I was little, and their scales on the head felt smooth but tthe ones on the rest of the body felt a bit more harsh.
>>677789140
Both ways? Is there a grain to stroke against?
>>677789036
Are they planking? That shit is like so 2011 yo.
>>677789406
Planking his dick in his ass.
>>677789406
kinda went out of style when all those people died falling down balconies and whatnot
>>677789406
kek
>>677789397
The sneks I touched felt different when you stroke them towards their head yeah, more resistant. And different sneks also feel different, one had just shed her skin and she felt amazing. Can recommend.
>All this vintage meesh
>>677789345
And what kind of "law" do you practice? Ripping off multi-million dollar corporations for your clients who will only see a few measly dollars while you line your pockets with the hundreds of thousands+ dollars you're suing for? Or some other disgusting abuse of the so called justice system?
>>677789140
>Snakes feel lightly oily, and smooth with bumps.
They do, but thay don't leave residue on your skin from that oily feeling. Can also feel rubbery.
I don't like to touch scales like fish have them tho, they are so slimy.
>>677789700
I can switch to something else if you can't stand it anymore. But dumping from one folder is just so convenient!
>>677789705
In house government lawyer, for affairs relating to social security. Basically asking the question: should we hand out all this money, or shouldn't we, based on the existing regulations? Should we adjust these regulations to cover an additional unforeseen group? Etc. Highly technical and largely harmless, unless you have a pathological dislike of the welfare state.
As a proud statist, however, I feel right at home.
>>677789646
I'll look into it once Trump makes anthros real.
>>677790228
So you're fucking the elderly out of their money. People like my grandmother. You and your ilk are abhorrent. Very few lawyers actually do what is right,
>>677790471
There is no right, only might.
ded
>>677790877
Nu
>>677790718
Tell that to our communistic peaceful ancestors that lived 15,000 years ago. Might, power, greed, these are not naturally occurring things in the human being. I do not hate humans, I hate what they have become.
>>677791010
so you are still around here, you foxy facesitter
>>677790228
>I'll look into it once Trump makes anthros real.
Yes! Only Trump can make them real
>>677791188
I just want him to make anime great again.
>>677791236
>:c
I was gonna post a blushy face pic to
>>677791162
>>677791116
That's romantic drivel, promoted by hippies and feminists. Hunter-gatherer societies are by and large violent, and have tribal chiefs all the same. To be sociable, is to have hierarchies, and war.
Maybe we can ameliorate it with technology in the future, but certainly not by going back.
>>677791188
He doesn't have a program or coherent positions, people just project their hopes and dreams on him. I might as well.
He's like a less thoughtful, whiter Obama in that regard.
if anyone is still around
>>677791767
>>677791767
>>677791623
>He doesn't have a program or coherent positions, people just project their hopes and dreams on him. I might as well.
Yeah same, he might as well make /b/ great again
