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lovely afternoon
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>throw the soap at the floor
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>>677791236
Demanding continuation!
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>>677791898
>throw the floor at the soap
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>>677791767
I read lonely afternoon at first
Anyways I'm gonna go now and play some games.. alone
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I am going to get going, see you all around
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What now?
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>>677791898
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>>677792150
toodles!
>>677792033
working on it!
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>>677792150
enjoy
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Lovely afternoon to be a cocksucker
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>>677792150
see ya linesy
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>>677791623
Really? Then why is it that the first signs of violence on a large scale didn't occur until about 10,000 years ago? Why is it that the archeological evidence not only points towards, but heavily supports the idea of a very complex network of tribes existing withing the same area with, not only absolutely no incidences of tribal warfare, but also incidents of tribal cooperation? Why do archeologists now currently believe that paleolithic man was far more complex and organized than originally thought? That there isn't a single incident of violence of a large scale until the tale end of the neolithic revolution? Why is the idea now supported in the archeological community that the cave paintings that dot Europe were created by multiple different tribes within the same time frame as one another as exhibited by not only the subject matter but also the techniques used? You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, lawyer.
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>>677792150
>alone
wait, that actually sounds sad
>>677792260
see ya!
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>>677792490
how fucking autistic are you?
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>>677792600
m'sir
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>>677792569
That's what I didn't really want it to seem like

>>677792466
I like this butt.

I'll still kinda be here but I won't be responding a whole lot, see ya
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>>677792456
Yeah I got a nice face-fucking earlier today. Also did a bit of exhibitionism, too.

Gunna paint the ceiling when I get the time to fap.
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>>677792600
Autistic enough to know that your fedora doesn't fit quite right, you sack of human garbage.
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>>677792946
they're right. No one cares
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>>677792456
you would know
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>>677793123
Why are you speaking to me?
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>>677793373
Because you're being loudly autistic
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>>677792821
have fun
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>>677792490
>hen why is it that the first signs of violence on a large scale didn't occur until about 10,000 years ago
We simply don't have any sources that point either way. It's called PRE-history for a reason.
Also, here:
http://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2016/01/a-prehistoric-mass-grave-and-the-origins-of-war/424839/
>>677792821
We should get a game we can play together then!
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>>677793373
why are you answering. faggot
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>>677793373
go play pretend somewhere else faggot.
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>>677793373
your not Peter Lorre you cock bite
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>>677792456
but you are straight
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>>677793237
lel, I dont suck dick, im not gay.
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>>677792904
>nice face-fucking earlier today
How lewd.

I am jealous, I wouldn't mind one ;) (have virtually no gag reflex).
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>>677793733
No im asexual. women nor men will fuckin have have sex with me.
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>>677793921
I'm pretty sure some of us would if you would let us, bub.
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>>677793796
do you not get tired of saying the same shit everyday
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>>677793847
I still have mine, how do I get rid of it?
>gag-reflex more annoying than helpful
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>>677794241
its a meme you dip
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>>677793433
I don't give a shit, never waste my time with your drivel again.

>>677793473
>9,500 and 10,500 years ago.

The tail end of the neolithic revolution. Don't you find it odd that the first incident of war dates to only 10,000 years ago? And that the human being has existed on this planet for 200,000+ years? What happened during the neolithic revolution is that tribes shifted from a hunter/gather mode of living into an agrarian mode, basically from nomadic to settled.

What we do have is archeological evidence, various funerary practices that differ between one tribe and another, various techniques and subject matter exhibited in the paintings on the rock walls, remains of tools, bodies, temporary shelters, etc. found at many different sites by archeologists that point towards one thing.

It is nice to know that you're not only a bad person, but also incapable of simple reading comprehension. That article you linked doesn't change y argument one iota considering I directly make a reference to it.

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>>677793676
Literally kill yourself samefag waste of human potential.
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>>677792150
i am there for you, what do you play anon-kun?
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>>677794049
Are you attractive?
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>>677794346
that only makes it worse
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>>677794241
No, no not really.
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>>677794416
>muh god complex
Buy 2 ropes next time
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>>677794310
I literally cannot make myself vomit, dick or no dick in throat. So deep-throating doesn't really bother me. Idk if there is really anything that can help you with it though :/

Anyway I'm off people, goodnight!
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>>677794416
Believe in fantasy if you want to. We simply don't have enough data from before the neolithic. If you were intellectually honest, you'd be agnostic about human behavior during that time.
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>>677794749
good night
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>>677794597
Sure. Though that depends on what your type is, I suppose. Are you?
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>>677794749
See ya, master cockswallower.
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>>677794657
>muh incapacity to be anything but a worthless puddle of shit water

Buy a gun if you don't have one already and literally, not figuratively, shoot yourself to death with it.

>>677794834
Again, we do. We don't have enough data to form a concrete conclusion, but the overwhelming consensus of the data that we do have supports the idea that paleolithic man was rather peaceful. If you were intellectually honest you'd actually look at what we have discovered and not just continue to buy into that trash.
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Reminder that you should kill you'reself, Fool.
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>>677794936
I am told I am "Gorgeous" by several people from here.
I will not be admitting this a second time.
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>>677795199
>shoot yourself to death with it

Muh artistic vishun
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>>677795326
I'll take their word for it, let's fug.
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>>677795392
Your retarded mind.
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>>677795460
Proofs
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>>677795501
>tfw dont live in future trumpland usa
>tfw cant go buy gun to "shoot self to death" with
>Would only need one rope because im not 300LBs


Dont worry, you can pretty much be anything you want here but you choose to be edgy, mysterious and autistic.
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>>677795535
Meesh Hole, I kek'd
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>>677795607
On the internet? You wish.

I guess I look a bit like adam driver, but with straight bristly hair.
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>>677795718
I'm not mysterious, you're just to stupid to understand what it is I'm talking about. And it's not edgy if it's the truth.

As for the rest of the contents of your oh-so-well constructed post, try being original instead of recycling the same tired attempts at insults. You owe it to yourself.
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>>677796008
>try being original
>used same avatar for years
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>to
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Waiting for the summer
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>>677795958
Thats a "Maybe" then.
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>>677795607
Also, you know, you didn't give any proofs either.
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>>677796143
>bowl
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>>677796092
>making claims false claims

You might not be original, but you certainly are fun.
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>>677796307
At least I'm not a fruit bowl like you
ohsnap
pwned
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Holy shit. I may have hit the jackpot on daddyhunt. I met this guy whose like dad-mode x1000. He's super handsome and really sweet. I'm so giddy right now!
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That's the however manyeth time I've made some sort of grammatical and/or spelling error. It's time for bed.

I'll be seeing you around, lawyer.
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>>677796223
I dont have to, im the virgin here, remember?
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>>677796436
say that to me irl, not online see what happens. Ill turn your bowl into a helmet
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>>677796515
it won't work out

>>677796571
can you maybe turn it into those hip hairstyles where the sides are completely shaven off. i wanna be cool
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>>677796539
virgin does not guarantee qt

I'd say, quite the opposite!
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>>677796745
just out of the army fade or dyke cut
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>>677796745
You're just jealous of the dad-mode.
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>>677796745
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>>677796852
Yeah, im actually kinda ugly. Which is why people wont even hug me.
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>>677796852
>virgin does not guarantee qt
Whait if he's a qt but shy and don't walk around with a naked butt?
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>>677796945
this one>>677797024
with the same pink hair

>>677796949
i'm just giving you advice based from my life
he will leave after you have his first baby
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>>677797144
>tfw someone paid someone to draw this
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>>677797045
Yikes! Harsh.
>>677797073
That's our fantasy, isn't it? Qt and shy and innocent. The reality is often a lot more greasy.
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>Just learned demos is a single mother.
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>>677797270
spurt spurt
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>>677797277
I'd say something mocking, but that's a harsh enough and existence as it is.
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a proud single mother. with a child.

>>677797229
i mean i'd give a pretty penny to see someone make that obese space suit alone. the girl inside it is icing on the cake.
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>>677797270
I prove you wrong, kunt.
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>>677797144
Oh, that's even better. We get to have endless sex trying for a baby.
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>>677797433
show me your bowl fade
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>>677797533 (checked)
t r u e
r
u
e
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>>677797606
no
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>>677797436
Go ahead, make my day.
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>>677797668
wow you suck
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>>677797721
your words hurt me
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>>677797270
Yes, real world is quite hars, but I know at least one example of a shy qt virgin. I guess there are exeptions.
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Any fags other than Ash playing s6 d3?
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>>677797698
>>677797270
>>677794049
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>>677797841
He sounds dreamy...
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>>677797970
I'm becoming confused, so are you shy and qt or shy and greasy now?
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>>677798288
I am greasy and flabby.
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>>677798050
You should give him a chance
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>>677798432
:(
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>>677797970
glub
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Hey guys
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>>677798496
You speak in riddles, old man! Who is this mirage?
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>>677798560
I told you, im never going to get sex.
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>>677798645
hey guy.
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>>677798645
greetz
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>>677798783
*pats you on the head* Let's just go drink a beer to cheer you up.
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>>677798719
I am now confused no less than you are.
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>>677798976
Dem paws
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>>677798905
Nah
I rather go to sleep or sit in a dark room.
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>>677799045
pretty nicely done, yeah
dat dick too
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>>677799006
Are you the shy qt virgin? I was guessing it was Nibi, but he insists he isn't qt. My first instinct is to believe people, obviously.
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>>677799136
That's no way to deal with life. You have to drown your sorrows in an atmosphere of trust and camaraderie!
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>>677799162
yiss
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>>677799316
yiss indeeeed
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>>677799166
Well, I wouldn't believe him, in a way that he may be a shy qt but trying desperatly to hide it for some reason.
I was told by multiple people that I am good looking by both men and women, and I am a virgin indeed, so I suppose that means that I qualify as a qt virgin.
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nibi you can sit in my dark room
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>>677799396
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>>677799310
I dont like people. Im supposed to be alone.
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>>677799642
I would gladly do that, but I don't know how to cook anything more comlplicated than a boiled egg.
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>>677799704
But if you are alone guys can't shove there crotches in your face.
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>>677799396
Remember, he said being qt isnt apart of being a virgin. There's a reason why people dont have sex with virgins.

>>677799421
That sounds kinda creepy.
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>>677799948
Why would I want that?
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>>677799850
requesting more kissing...pls
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>>677800073
cuz ur a fag.
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>>677800077
ill see what i got.
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>>677799904
You slob!

Luckily, I'm a decent amateur cook. I'd be a really good catch, if not for slight antisocial tendencies.
>>677799704
I'm pretty sure you like some people...
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>>677800197
Im not gay.
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>>677800306
I never said you were. I said you were a fag.
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>>677800073
Lust.
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>>677800297
Not really, I kind of just want to be alone.
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>>677799988
People don't have sex with virgins because after they have had sex with them they are no longer virgins.
I guess being shy is one of the main reasons why qt virgins exist, otherwise they wouldn't have lost their virginity sooner or later.
>>677800297
I am no stranger to antisocial tendencies. We will make it work.
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>>677791767
Such a retarded faggot
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I'm back
Sort of
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>>677800456
Yet here you are talking to us. You obviously want some human interaction.
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>>677800442
Fags dont like dicks.
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>>677800523
Let's shake on it! I call dibs on top.
>>677800583
Welcome back, dude.
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>>677800523
Its the opposite for me. Im just really ugly.

>>677800607
Yeah kinda, but im not supposed to. Im supposed to be alone.
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>>677800583
what game did you play?
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>>677800871
I am extremely ok with that.
>>677800905
If people can talk to you face to face, then you are not as ugly as you think you are.
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>>677800905
Supposed to? You're not supposed to anything, you are the master of your own destiny!
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>>677800871
Danke

>>677800952
Counter salt (strike)
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>>677801351
nice, I suck at it :)
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>>677801202
Probably

>>677801278
Fate is what decides, you control nothing.
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what we need, is a new thread
>>677801202
h-how do we go on from here?
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>>677801616
Fate sets bounds, but within those bounds you have freedom. It is not absolute, but you have some agency at least.
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>>677801780
I already know my fate.
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>>677801616
Have hope, young one
>>677801626
I have no idea, I've never done anything like this before.
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morning
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>>677801993
Evening
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>>677801869
It is death. For all of us. But what will you do in the intervening 80 or so years?
>>677801993
Greetz.
>>677801904
We can always chat on skype if you want.
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>>677802065
I wish, I'm still sleepy, I need to go to europe stat
>>677802314
hey, how's it goin
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>>677801904
Hope for what?

>>677802314
Alone, waste time, maybe not die in ww3.
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>>677802425
Quiet day. A storm just broke outside, though.

How are you?
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>>677802314
We can certainly do that.
>>677802425
You will feel better in a bit, just walk around abit and show your face to the sun.
>>677802472
Hope that you realize that you are not as ugly as you may think.
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>>677802532
I'm fine, just hanging out
>>677802754
ew why would I do that?
>>677802783
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>>677802836
Sunrays will pierce through your skull and awaken your brain.
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>>677802472
>>677802425
>>677802754

>>677803338
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You people need jesus
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