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asdf
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mååp
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thanks bb
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>>677771760
eh, not as easy to remember
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I got u
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Cubs
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>>677771982
<3
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>>677772154
Big men are men, and i like men and all that comes with it.
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>>677772409
Do you mean you like all types of men, therefore you like big guys too? Or that you think real men are big men, and like only big men?
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>>677772709
Well i like all males, i love men, and big men even more. girly bois are not men but are male.
you get my drift?
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I need money for canvas. I have no more of them and painting on paper severely limits me. Someone buy some of my doodles so I can buy more canvas. Also I have no more storage space for them.
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>>677773003
Sure. It's a gender-performance thing. Girly boys are biological males but don't exhibit enough male-gendered affects.

...or something. By that metric I would not be attracted to men, though.
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>>677773109

Paint on wood.

also more sissy shit please you circlejerkers
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>>677773109
>give monnies plox
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>>677773353
I need to fix my truck first so I can transport large sheets of wood.

>>677773438
Essentially yeah.
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Should I go out for a coffee or make tea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHXdw-yVu88
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>>677773607
get a real job, moocher!

Anyways, I'm gonna go, have lunch etc. See you guys around!
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>>677773757
tea, of course
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To bad I'm not gay or even bi, I'd have so much more fur to jerk it to.
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>>677773888
Okay, cus trips.
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Gay
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hey again linsey

>>677773806
see you later

>>677773757
coffee
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>>677773806
>THIS IS MY REAL JOB, DAVID, NOT EVERYONE CAN WORK FOR THE STATE LIKE YOU!!!

I have a real job. I use most of that money for bills. I've got an important trip coming up so I can't make any big expenses until after that.
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>>677773996
tea is best.
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>>677774151
Which anon are you?
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>>677774262
one you haven't spoken to in a while. the one that asked for your favourite gfur stuff. white/black long hair if i remember right.
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>>677774124
he looks like the less gay and more ugly version of a friend of mine
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>>677774448
Don't insult Peter Lorre please.
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morning para
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>>677774586
>Peter Lorre 91
Do you actually need that many, or do you just collect as many as you can? =D
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Morning Jeff

I am about to go on a conquest for nutella because I really want it for breakfast
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>>677774957
I do need that many.
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>>677774431
Oh yeah
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over an hour in. this is great so far.
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>>677775029
>469
wat
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>>677773315
Yeah somthing like that.
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>>677773917
Basically the tiny bit of g/fur I have is either saves where I didn't notice the dick right away or where I don't mind or stuff where there's not only dick.

Oh well, maybe I'll get there one day.
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>>677775177
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good luck on your conquest para

>>677775061
an hour into what?
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>>677775177
What?
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>>677775301
Mad Max c:
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>>677775686
You're going to need to make like a thousand of those.
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>>677772839

Source- Burning Curiosity comic. Look it up. Worth the read, and the fap.
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>>677775680
the new one, or the old ones?
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>>677775891
Mad Max: Fury Road
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Faggots
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>>677776012
I should see that movie
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>>677776012
that was a good movie
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>>677775860
I hope not
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>>677777586
2 bad
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damn. missed >>677777777
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Oh shit
I forgot about you completely
Hi again
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>>677778597
Hello
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Oh joyous occasion, the first thing I get upon waking up is another one of these glorious threads. More digital data for my happy folder, with manyt hanks, whomsoever is posting. -tips hat-
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>>677778597
how goes the animating
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>>677778698
Hai
I like your paintings

>>677778869
Dammit stop asking, I'll tell you about it when it's done
And you're going to be greatly disappointed when I do
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>>677778806
Keep your fedora to yourself, thanks.
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>>677778978
thanks =3
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>>677778978
I'll stop asking. I doubt I'll be disapointed though
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>>677779004
Why, you are mistaken my dear good fellow, I insist upon wearing top hats. Fedoras are for those nasty ruffian mobsters.
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>>677778869
>animating
Sounds lewd
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I should get short shorts for the summer

>>677779137
I do paintings too y'know

>>677779254
Eh, we'll see if it even works, as I stated earlier I'm just testing the function
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>>677779659
can you pull them off?
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>>677779659
shorts are always nice

>>677779750
morning riley
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>>677779877
evening Jeff
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>>677779576
I-it's not lewd.. okay maybe a little..

>>677779750
Most likely~

>>677779877
Can you speak from experience?
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>>677779460
Shut up, faggot.
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>>677779659
I don't paint very often, and usually do it by hand, my wacomtablet has become a dustcatcher.
I'm horrible at digital painting, and not much better for hand, but I do enjoy it.
You're a thousand times better than me :<
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>>677780037
so you have the body for it?
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>>677779970
how was your day?

>>677780037
yeah, I wear shorts all the time. they're the best
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>>677780104
Tsk tsk, what mannerisms. Mind your laguage.
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>>677780221
terrible, got any plans for today?
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>>677780258
Shut your mouth, bitch.
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>>677780284
none really. have any plans for the night?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvx5ugrLLSY
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>>677780113
Awh, don't say that
You don't need to have incredible detail to be considered good in my opinion.
Honestly I kinda like your style

>>677780204
You're gonna have to take my word for it~

>>677780221
Lovely ^ ^
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>>677780380
I can see by your repeated attempts to silence me that you are a rather poorly brought up person. Uncouth. Very well, I shall zip up, for further conversation with you shall render my eyes rolling harder than they should be.
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So are you guys bi/gay irl too or is it just a furry thing?
I usually only go to s/fur and I'm straight, tried h/fur but still to much dick. Actually even more dick than here.
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>>677780636
yes
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>>677780434
just factorio for a bit, what are you up to?

>>677780558
I wasn't asking for pictures

>>677780636
gay irl
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>>677780636
Mostly just have some porn thread open to see people talk. Most sfur are full of autism, worse autism than others. Just somethng to look at occasionally
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>>677780636
Im not gay.
More along the lines of Asexual.
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>>677780636
Strictly g irl

>>677780733
Good
Because you wouldn't get any either way
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>>677780733
I'm playing the talos principle, It's fun
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>>677780874
I'm fine with that

>>677780919
making progress through it?
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Good evening peoplez :D
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>>677780961
yeah. I think I'm about halfway through it. the puzzles are starting to get pretty difficult
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>>677780961
Your attempt at reverse psychology has no effect on me
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Nutella acquired
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>>677775301
This.
This right here.

> be me
> be 20
> gym is dead (maybe 4 guys)
> go to bathroom to switch to running shoes and shorts
> sit in empty stall
> stall next to me instantly gets someone
> stranger puts foot into my stall
confusedwtf.jpg
> can I help you dude? *nudge foot away*
> foot nudges me back
> hear him stroking off
> I go silent as fuck
> random anon trys to place dick in a weird hole behind the TP holder
> ask me to move it
> I'm actually kinda turned on (I help)
> his cock is a solid 6 1/2 but very thick
> I stroke and run my tongue over the tip
(It smells a little)
> I start taking it in

After a few mins of sucking

> anon ask me to come to my stall

Fuckno.jps

> I'm silent and he pulls out and trys to come over
> I let him in. Its the front desk dude.

Mfw I let this cute guy ram my ass for a solid 15mins while I jerked down into the toilet
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Finished Mad Max

that was pretty amazing :o
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>>677780704
>>677780733
>>677780874
Okay thanks, that makes sense. I like pic related of >>677780704 so I guess it's a slippery slope and I feel like I may end up here more in the future.

>>677780780
>Most sfur are full of autism, worse autism than others
Aww I wouldn't say it like that, I've had some decent discussion there as well. But I'm kinda new to all of it, like 2 weeks new, so either I didn't see the autism yet or I'm full of it myself.

>>677780841
>More along the lines of Asexual.
Very interesting
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>>677781089
what's up?

>>677781194
you did it! was it worth it?
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>>677781089
renren!!

>>677781098
difficult is good though

>>677781137
I really have no interest in seeing that
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>>677781377
Absolutely.
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>>677781303
You're disgusting
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>>677781329
dont worry, most fur/porn threads have autism in them
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo..
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>>677781452

I know
And I love it.
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>>677781533
dude you didn't even change anything. how much of a lazy disappointment are you?
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>>677781377
Hey person that secretly wants to have sex with me. Not much, about to eat a snitty.

>>677781393
Riley :DDD

(brb 10mins).
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>>677781533
Who might this be?
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This thread seems nice. Too bad it's going to die soon enough.
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>>677781089
Hai you

>>677781393
Alright fine I get it.
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>>677781603
how are you?

>>677781708
good, glad we have an understanding now
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>>677781603
who said it was a secret

>>677781393
completing the puzzles feels great
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>>677781854
do you play other puzzle games or just this one?
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Since lots of you are using NS as well, is there a way to sync only specific threads. Like a regex for */fur? I actually like the anon thing in other threads and I sometimes forget to turn it on/off.

Didn't find an option tho, asked in s/fur but nobody knew. I may fork it to implement that, it's driving me nuts.
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>>677781775
Pis off
Jk..
don't go.. I love you
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>>677781940
>>677781940
>>677781940
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>>677781966
I'm not going anywhere
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