Poorly described movies and anons guess the movie
>friend gets murdered
>who is murderer
>more friends get murdered
>still who is murderer
>holy fuck 2 friends are murderers
>>677753065
Scream
>>677753065
TROMA
LIVE STREAM
instasync.com/r/oneleggedlovely
>>677753065
yell really loudly. That was easy
>>677753251
Correct anon. I know it was easy couldn't think of movie but I like thes
>I hate my husband
>lets kill people
>hey let's kill husband and masquerade as husband
>don't do that thing with the box
I'm so sad no players
>My family is derp
>Metal aliens are cool
>damn she's hot
>run away with space cube
>>677754288
Heavy metal
>I be a doctor
>fuck my sons dead
>screw it I'm turning my family into zombies
>small people in my head
>tell me what to do
>start fucking shit up
>get pissed off
>fuck it lets see what being homeless is like
>inb4 obv as shit
>>677753065
Also. The first "Scary Movie". Sorta
>>677753065
Scream.
Would have been a better film if all the females had to pull their tits out throughout the movie.
HARD MODE
>like digging
>don't like small people
>go on holiday
>whadyaknowsmallpeoplehereto
>go for walk with small people
>turns out small people not so bad
Yea its scream. Try some of the other moovees
>> lets play a game
>> oh shit bats
>> rhinos
>> skitrip
>>677754868
Meet Dave?
>>677755748
Robin Williams funeral
>two rats chasing each other's tails
>>677755584
Easy. It's Holes.
>>677755845
Nope try harder
>>677755748
Jumanji. I don't remember a ski trip though
>>677755584
Holes?
>>677754868
Inside out.
>>677756120
Way off mate
>>677756299
BINGO CORRECT SIR
>>677756314
Shia loves digging those holes, and black kid is small.
Everything seems to check out, you must have just forgotten what your movie was.
>>677756616
Nope. I'll give a hint
The movie has 4 in it's franchise and now if you don't get it after that I'll tell
>Be a normal guy
>Have army dad
>Have whore mom
>Just trying to get through school
>Like working with my hands
>About to go home from school
>Hot girl looks at me
>Don't care, she has jock money bf
>Guy flexes
>We rumble
>Cops show up
>Mom flirts with cops
>I have to leave the country
Let's play boys
>> oh no terminal illness my money cant save me
>> blackguy seems nice lets do stuff before we die
>> do stuff become friend with blackman
>> blackman died he good guy
>> son climbs mountin
>>677755584
Big?
>>677757007
Bucket List
>oh shit I'm fucked
>wait no I'm not I'll grow food in my shit
>lets teach faggots about it
The joker's a pussy...
>>677757208
Martian
>>677757114
Nope see previous hint. I've made it really obvious now
>>677757265
Yea yea yea
>>677756925
Never back down?
>retired
> dog is kill
> Yeah im back
>>677757360
I give up
>>677757809
John wick
>>677753065
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Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
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>>677757809
John wick son
>>677757853
Jurassic park
>>677755584
Revenge of the Nerds 2 from Ogre's perspective?
>>677757932
Kpax?
>>677754864
Pet semetary
>>677753926
Hellraiser
>>677757995
Jurassic park mate
>>677754288
Transformers
I don't know if this movie is known or not.
>Bunch of friends with girlfriends go to a haunted house
>Have sex with eachother
>Go there
>2 get grinded in a meat grinder
>Find child escape
I was gonna say more but I felt like it would give the movie out.
>>677758029
Yes sir on hellraiser and pet sematary
>>677753065
Scream
>>677757805
Nope
Here's some more.
>Leave country and stay with dad
>Dad's a dick
>Doesn't pick me up from the airport
>Start school
>Fuckin' bullshit
>Nigger starts talking to sell me shit
>I finally start talking to Nigger
>Tells me he'll take me to this spot where all the kids hang out after school
>Go to spot
>Fuckin' people everywhere
>See Girl
>10/10 need to fuck
Let me know if you need more
>>677757888
>>677757934
Yeszir
>>677757959
>small people not so bad
Top keks
>bunch of bad guys
>most die
>betrayal
>who killed them
>was one of them
>which one though
Should be easy
>>677758474
terminator?
>>677758474
Usual suspects
>orphan with special powers lives with his aunt and uncle
>a giant breaks into their vacation home and steals the orphan
>orphan sits with a poor kid on a train
>orphan and poor kid live together in a castle
>they make friends with a bitch after she almost dies
>creepy bald teacher turns out to be the bad guy
>orphan takes a rock out of a mirror
>bald teacher dies
>triumph
>>677758220
City of God maybe
>>677758390
Thanks mate
>>677758625
WINRAR
>>677758744
Harry fuck face potter
>>677758744
Spiderman
Too easy fam
>>677758744
Harry potter. That a described pretty good
>>677758872
>>677758474
... reservoir dogs?
>>677758847
Congrats, ass hat
>Be a janitor at a bank
>Get nabbed on a tour of local prison
>Crime boss looks just like me, escapes and steals my identity as a free man
>Love the new life pretending to be crime boss
>Prison is kinda fun
>Get informed I'm on death row
>Get put in electric chair
>Instead of dying, gain electricity super powers
>Bust out of prison
>Have showdown with identity thief who's trying to rob the bank I work at
>the end
>>677758753
Wait no it isnt no airports. Fuck man maybe I haven't seen it cuz your clues have been good
>>677758981
Thanks fuck nugget
>Young orphan
>Family killed by military
>Joins extremist/religious organisation
>Terrorist attack kills thousands
>Gets medal
> Im depressed and no friends at school but this one teacher is cool
>damn that plane was close
>new chick is cute
>cool Halloween party
>Einstein''s space time theory was cool
>damn the bunny from my dementia was right
Pretty ez but nothing better comes to mind
>>677759210
Donald Ducko
>>677759097
star wars (1977)
>>677759210
Donnie darko. It's ok anon contribootin is good
>>677759097
star wars 4
>>677758994
The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Electro's Origins
>>677759317
winrar.
>>677759303
Bingo
>>677758994
earnest goes to jail
>>677758474
The thing?
>"I hate dust"
>>677759210
Daryl Danko
>>677759612
Ding ding ding!
>kicked out of house
>guy stills idea
>relative owns guy at videogame
>>677758474
The hateful eight?
>>677759711
Steals idea damnit
>green orb
>devo
>really good education but shitty job
>sisters smart but dating an asshole
>high school crush walks into my work, invites me to party
>best friend and I steal new car to take to party
>best friend finds coke in the car gets high and fucks up continually
>lie my way into girls pants
>gets posses when she finds out its a lie
>do stupid shit, dad almost arrest's me and best friend
>end up with girls phone number and sister tells her as shat boyfriend she won't marry him
Godspeed /b/
>>677759837
Heavy metal on this one
>single mom with kid
>Faggot monster fucking with my kid
>Keeps giving him books and shit
>burn monster's books
>now monster can't return them to the library
>gets mad
>tries to kill son
>tries to make me kill kid
>thisismyswamp.jpg
>tell monster to fuck off
>monster won't leave my basement
>bad guys killed my dog
>shoot bad guys
>shoot bad guys
>shoot bad guys
>shoot bad guys
>kill that one guy's son
>shoot bad guys
>shoot bad guys
>shoot bad guys
>>677759097
but Obi Wan is the only Jedi, not the whole rebellion
Messed up guy falls in love with rubber doll.
>>677758753
>>677759072
Entirely possible but I'll say the one thing that will give it away cause it's kind of a big plot point everything revolves around cars
>>677759948
The graduate?
>>677760024
shooter
>>677758220
Tokyo drift?
>>677759948
Take me home tonight
>>677756925
tokyo drift
before that all became fast and furious
>>677760022
The Babadook
>>677760102
lars and the real girl nigger
>>677760132
Nah
>>677760157
Wow got that pretty quick, thought it was lesser known
>>677760154
Yep! You got it! congrats bro
>>677760024
john wick, already been done.
>>677760102
big hero 6
>>677760024
John Wick
>already been posted
>Hijack family in RV
>go to a bar for a drink
>>677760022
>.gif
fuck that
>>677759711
Grandmas boy
>>677760564
from dusk til dawn
>>677760188
You sir are also correct! Damn, I thought I would have people with such vague, dad's a dick, mom's a whore thing
>>677760602
I was gonna click it but i saw .gif also.
almostfucked.jpeg
>>677758220
Fast and furious tokyo drift?
>Two dudes looks the same
>Switch places
>Long speech
>kid almost dies
>wakes up in a field
>causes havoc in community
>falls in love
>dies at the end anyway
>cookie-baking negro prophetess
>harrison ford
>crash lands a plane in India (or some other shit-hole)
>asked by locals to help rescue kids
>discover a deep temple of doom
>harrison ford is successful
>kids are rescued from the temple of doom
>>677760946
Matrix
>>677760974
Slumdog millionaire?
>>677760974
indiana jones and the attack of the saucer men
>>677760974
Hardcore Henry?
>oh shit cops
>well they won't suspect this
>I gotta get out of this fuckin body
>>677753065
>Nigger shoots paw
>I shoot Nigger
>I go to jail
>Hangout with Niggers
>burned guy puts on mask
>meets hot chick
>dies
>hot chick blows up parliment
>london is saved
>>677760728
Yep
>>677760974
Harrison Ford and the Temple of Doom
>>677760820 the one with Charlie Chaplin. Forgot the fucking name but it's super popular. Someone google it for the win
>>677760929
Why dont you go suck a fuck you fuck ass its been done-bubble boy
>>677760974
six days, seven nights
>>677761153
V for Vendetta
>>677760974
Pirates of the Caribbean
>>677761218
winrar!
>>677760974
Bend it like Beckham
>>677760974
blade runner
>>677760974
Empire of the Sun?
>>677760929
Donnie Darko again.
>dad dies
>blame niggers
>kill niggers
>be in jail
>be with skinheads, nigger talks to me while working
>them skinheads fake
>get assfucked
>nigger during work actually a nice guy
>leave jail
>smaller nigger kills brother
>I'm ight at magic
>There's a hooker hooking
>This other fag does magic
>I'm not as good
>Time to cheat
>Must die every night
>He wins bc cheated all along
>>677761159
get out
now
>old dude breed some nasty animals
>old dude brings some people to check the animals out
>half people get eaten
>old dude say fuck it and leaves
>kid finds dead ex girlfriend
>investigates her death
>finds local drug ring
>sets everyone up and finds her killer
>>677761292
The prestige?
>>677761135
Face swap
>>677761290
american history X
>>677761290
American History X
>>677761376
Brick
>>677761218
Dude, it's clearly Weekend at Bernie's 2
>>677761354
Seaworld park
>talking frog convinces young adult to kill his father
>sign up to go to jungle and get paid
>get stuck at shitty summercamp thing
>asshole other dude always ruins it for us
>beat the shit out of him
>he kills the camp counselor and then himself
>leave
>go to jungle
>find friends that I was in summercamp with
>get shot at
>sing song about disney character
>the end
>>677761290
american history x
>>677761354
jurassic park
>>677761159
go back to 9gag retard
>>677761461
winrar!
>>677761354
Jurassic Park/World
>Jim
>travel around in big normie symbol for butt
>surrounded by creatures
Don't remember the whole movie so that's all I got, shouldn't be hard tho.
>>677761509
huh correct
nice
>>677761290
Fuck You that was too easy. I posted AHX up here before>>677761149
>>677761505
Full Metal Jacket
>a businessman
>his ambition is to eat at a fancy restaurant
>check em
>>677753065
The loft?
>>677761613
winrar
>>677761135
Child's play
>guy gets fed up with life
>extorts his boss
>works out, smokes weed, hooks up with hot teen
>daughter hooks up with neighbor
>neighbor dad thinks guy is gay
>neighbor dad shoots guy
>guy dies happy at least
>loud organs
>murrrrph
>>677761661
american psycho
>>677761661
oh you...
>>677761740
American beauty
>>677761788
neato
>Am a beast at writing cards
>Failed Marriage
>It's future so I can talk to computer
>Computer sounds hot
>Ohshitfeelsgoodman.jpg
>Computer orgasm
>Computer: I'm actually too good for you
>Guy loses everything in end
>>677761740
american beauty
>>677761397
Bingo!
>>677760820
The great dictator
>>677761740
American beauty
>>677757809
Shooter
>go to war
>bomb
>become complete vegetable
>remember past
>ask to be killed
Guess this one, faggots
>>677761788
>>677761808
>>677761860
Her
>>677761348
>>677761808
>>677761854
seven tripps NAOW!
>>677761920
is that a raincoat?
>>677760974
Must be star wars
>nigs
>pankis
>pigs
>brick
>>677758160
House of a thousand corpses.
>guy works as consultant
>waits for a phone call
>gets hooker sent over to his house
>falls in love online
>scared to fall in love
>ditches woman
>has a change of heart, woman takes off
>destroys mainframe because life is meaningless
>hooks up with her online again
>is happy he's in love
>end
>>677761915
source code
>>677761729
Yup. That line always cracked me up
>>677761932
Winrar. Too bad that movie hits home.
>beta faggot, spends all time on comps
>dude goes to club first time
>gets druged by some nigger
>see shit, things he is in some kind underworld
>gets paranoid and think he is hunted by some weird people
>ends up in terrorist group blowing up shit and killing people
this one good
>>677761915
Source Code
>>677761915
how johnny got his gun
>>677762030
someone's partial to the peri-winkle blue, are they?
>>677762110
>gets drugged by some nigger
made me kek
matrix
>>677761862
>>677761898
winrars
>>677762110
Matrix
Asshole orphan outcast befriends neglected girl who dresses up like a bird, and they runaway for a weekend (I guess?). And he touches her boobs on a beach or something.
>im a salesman
> no im not im a bad ass
> heres my invitation
>late for my birthday party
> just a prank bro!
> get captured
> just kidding
> its a snowcone machine ;^)
>i know how to fly a jet
> youre fired
>bring wife to work
>do the tango
>>677762194
U fucking serious i replyed first cunt
>beta faggot has to fight his girlfriend's evil ex boyfriends.
>>677762261
true lies
>be doggo
>get put on a plane
>fuck that, leave
>have to go across the country
>get girlfriend
>kill dudes kidnapping other doggos
>go home
>>677762288
nah, I beat you by 20 seconds.
>>677762068
Keep trying. Hint: very old movie
>guys works as courier
>gets package in his brain that's killing him
>finds out it's the cure for a disease
>goes on a quest to find hacker negro and dolphin
>gets package removed
>woah
>>677762288
boo fucking hoo
>cranky rich guy
>hates brother
>signs up for some doggy thing
>wakes up burried alive in mexico
>kills brother
>birthday time
>>677762323
Scott Pilgrim
>>677762323
too easy mang, scott pilgrim
>>677762323
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
>>677762328
Ayyyy yes
>>677762323
>>677762323
Chad must die
>>677761290
American history X
>>677762288
you are also winrar. sorry.
>>677762366
Retard
>>677762390
how johnny got his gun, you god damn nigger
>>677762253
Moonrise kingdom
>>677762155
Winrar
>>677762485
leave it alone, faggot. no one cares
>>677762390
It's in a metallica song for one but I don't know the movie itself without cheating
>>677755584
The borrowers
>>677762562
Correct
If you get this one, you can now make any person cum on command, that's how good you are:
>Life is mundane
>A bunch of shit is happening around me
>Something is wrong with me
>I reflect, but my cognitive dissonance sucks
>Tell ex about sending my head to space
>Turns out nothing is wrong with me
>Just needed sleep
>Take a bus ride home
>Rains the whole way back
>Work a desk job
>Meet hot bitch
>Find out I am some sort of legend
>Teach me how to be a killer
>Meet nigger
>Nigger tells me who to kill
> "Shoot this Motha Fucka!"
>>677762344
hints;
>live action
>90s
>kids movie
you probably watched it as a kid and some of you might even still have it.
>>677756925
Star trek
>>677762491
You are correct, faggot.
>>677762737
Wanted
>>677762737
Wantef
>>677762790
It's not right but based on that description I can totally see that
>>677762737
wanted
>>677762757
Tmnt
>>677762399
>>677762059
Nobody got these? really? FUCK YA'LL
NO MORE SNEK
>>677762612
Yep, that's how I found out about the movie. It's Johny got his gun
>>677762721
Everything will be OK?
>>677762721
I can't figure this out, sorry anon
>>677762016
>be 16
>kickin Ãt all day long
>''i'm ready''
>my daddy aint my daddy
>heroin
>steal 25k from drug deal
>born slippy
>>677762757
Spongbro and the Golden Fistula
>Religious extremist kills many
>Old nigger reads books to stop him
>some bad guys doing bad stuff
>chuck norris
>happy end
>I fuck myself,
>my child is kidnapped by me
>that child is me
>2 girls are bored
>prank sad people and play records
>quirky townsfolk
>nothing fucking happens
>>677763125
delta force?
>>677762399
Mission impossible
>>677762909
nah, there was a cat and another dog tho.
also they were in san francisco most of the movie
>>677762959
It looked interesting i should check it out
>>677762953
no, try again
>>677763090
Book of eli
>>677763090
Book of Eli?
>>677755584
Gulliver's Travels
>>677762966
Congratz. You can now make anyone jizz themselves /b/ro!
>>677763090
no idea but i'm guessing morgan freeman is in it?
>>677763128
predestination?
>jews and a diamond
>niggers and a diamond
>everybody and a diamond
>''fucking pickeys''
>>677762721
Fuck I know this, it's the drawn one, I think his name was bill or some shit
>>677763240
Snatch
>>677763226
That was a toughy
>worse parents of all time
> NO RULES
> uh oh
>rude goldberg whole house
>dad finds golden tooth
>>677763157
actually every Chuck norris movie, so yeah
>>677763232
that was easy,
>first day of drug cop
>nigger partner
>nigger drugs me
>nigger tries to kill me multiple times
> fight nigger
>let nigger be killed by other niggers
>>677763228
Yeah
>>677763248
Winrar! Go make money making people orgasm while driving n shit!
>>677763304
Ding
>>677762757
space jam?
>everyone does drugs
>i'm an undercover agent
>get drug problem
>busted by other agent
>sent to rehab, memory fucked/wiped
>still an agent, find out rehab is making addicts
>>677763163
homeward bound lost in SAN FRANSISCOLONOSPY
>kid has talent
>teacher says no talent
>kid works harder
>teacher says maybe talent
>kid almost dies
>teacher's revenge becomes grand scheme bleh
>>677763321
yeah, but thread wanted shitty descriptions tho. Otherwise would have made better greentext
>>677763336
Home alone
>>677763384
Training day
>>677763384
Training day mahnica
>>677763384
training day
>Be different then others
>Starts asking big and deep questions
>Beautifull life gets destroyed aka parents
>starts living every possible way of live
> Dies in every possible way
>>677763469
Whiplash
Czech em
>>677763165
It is. Disturbing shit
>kid lures two people in his house
>sadisticly tortures them
>fuck them even more by making them go into jail
>>677763146
Ghost World
>>677763576
Nailed it my nigga
>>677763556
North?
>soy sauce
>fight demons
>die at the end
>live in cage
>just doin my thing
>everybody watches me
>'' let's sail to the horizon ''
>>677763610
Nailed it my nigga.
>>677763556
Mr. Nobody
>>677763646
John dies at the end my nigga
>Dumbass kid will do ANYTHING to make friends
>fucks his stepdad over
>BIG FUCKING PICKLE
>Blind nigger saves the day
Hint:
>blind nigger is not Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder
>>677763484
KEVIN!
I >>677763598
Beat you to it
>>677763647
Truman show
>>677763453
fucking finally.
I think I still have it somewhere, gotta watch it again
>be innaarmy with team of jews
>innaww2
>one fucking nazi fucks all our shit up
>there's a movie about him
>fuck shit up
>win the war on germany
>go home
>find beautiful woman
>married
>bitter, nasty divorce
>fighting in house
>we kill each other at the end
>>677763750
Sandlot my nigga
>>677763750
Sandbox
>>677763510
Yep
>>677763445
A Scanner Darkly
>>677763598
Home alone
>>677763795
Mr n mrs smith my.nigga
>me and muh people running away from sandniggers
>mess with them before hand seven times
>lets splice this shit up
> bye.jpg
>>677763844
a winrar is you
>Kill all mob
>Psyche guy is dad
>I'm an old fuck
>Work developing photos
>See family I like
>"Fuck I wish I could shit in their toilet"
>Been stealing photos for ages cause I'm alone
>Nigger dad cheats
>Gets big knife and tells him to fuck off
>Get arrested
>Didn't do shit but ruin a marriage
>Died in real life just as depressed as in movie
>>677763878
nope
>>677763920
Oldboy my nigga
>>677763953
1 hour photo
>Love story
>Boy confesses his love to his crush on the phone
>Crush says yes, boy is ecstatic
>The next day, his crush says she never got a call from him
>Who was phone?
>Turns out he called the alternate universe version of his crush
>His AU crush is in-love with his AU self
>They agree to help each other get together with their crushes and whatnot
>They fall for each other anyway
>>677763795
war of the roses
>>677763389
Hint
>Religious fanatic gets shot
>wanted to die
>>677763953
1 hour photo
>THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE
>>677764027
winrar!
>>677763995
yeppers, you win a virtual handjob
>>677763973
Nope, but i can see where youre coming from
>>677763973
The american version? Fuck out of here
>>677763672
Correct
