YLYL no banana edition.
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YLYL no banana edition.
banana
this is now a buddha/banana thread
>>677750320
Fuck, why did i cum to that
>>677750864
Plz, nigger obviously wants that huge ass watermelon
>>677752194
11/10
Laughed with intent.
>>677752549
killed it!
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Together we can make YLYL a better place. And as always, thanks for joining us tonight!
>>677752943
I wanted to join the mile high club in a hot air balloon, but figured it'd be difficult to convince the guy to watch two guys plow each other at high altitude.
>>677753148
should've had him join in
>>677751104
Go back to 9fag.
>>677753157
Carrot, my friend
>>677751167
Lost
>>677750009
Omg he has achieved zen
>>677754243
Supposed to say the game
>>677755132
Which game?
he spoke for the trees i heard
>>677753157
Isn't a banana a fruit?
>>677753942
hahaha niggers
>>677754376
fucking hell anon this is gold
>>677753942
Kek
>>677756106
Lol no scoped
>>677755811
Classic
>>677755997
blue and black
>>677756411
Fucking lost
>>677755997
That shit is white and gold nigga
>>677752210
Aww c'mon, goddamit... I fucking hated seeing that thing now ppl want to fuck it aww gross dude fuck..
>>677753148
I fuckin hate you forreal, I hope you lose your keys
>>677754243
u cunt
>>677755997
white and gold as hell
>>677756696
nigga its gold and blue
>>677755997
blue and black fuckers
Don't you know, complaining about banana creates more banana. It's cancer.
>>677757395
Gold and white, Dickwrinkle.
>>677756411
Lost so hard to this
>>677751558
Internet Superheros
>>677758052
LOST!
>>677755997
Fuck off luis
>>677755997
Wtf who would see white.....
>>677755919
You have good taste /b/ro
>>677752210
why
>>677759382
violence is never the answer. Except for this time. This time, violence was the only answer. Also, nice 9gag watermark, you massive faggot.
>>677756750
At 8:16 it still must have been at least 1000.
>>677752549
The banana is beginning to scare me. It looks like some sort of bug that, because you can't get rid of it, haunts you even in your dreams, peeking out of little crevices here & there.
>>677761339
what the fuck man ?
>>677752194
Banter kek xD
>>677749735
I am of communication of reality/life of picture of galaxy of:_{-\_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYInLXy8 _/"_:-_/}_:-_ of since of a human of named of:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Air Force _/"_:-_ of showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of _/-}_:-_ since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines of far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tinye metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/fro machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/-------"_:-_
>>677761997
nope
>>677761539
Dafuq
>>677761539
>>677763332
Yeah, looks like a fun life is waiting for the baby
>>677752835
so ebin
>>677763654
lol get send on suicide mission the day after.
even isis cannot into whiteboys this skinny
>>677761339
sauce?
>>677752835
awesome, downloading as we speak you filthy nigger
To every banana poster
хуй :3
>>677761191
you're a fucker. probably a goat fucker.
You'll never amount to anything.
>>677761924
Your parents failed you, and that really sucks. You're not a monster, which makes you a broken human. I hope you are worth something someday, but you probably won't be.
>>677756411
>>677756411
fucking hot me
>>677749735
Anonymous desires the rebrand it so desperately needs. Now is the time:
>Let's create a giant gay human centipede.
>Each and every single anon fucks the ass of the anon in front of him and behind you another anon is fucking your ass.
>Although one unlucky anon at the end of the line fucks ass and not get fucked, but I digress.
>Millions of anons all united, dick-in-butt. As the mass media broadcasts our glorious feat, we chant:
>We Are Not Anonymous
>We Are Faggots
>We Do Not Use Condoms
>We Do Not Pull Out
>Assfuck Us
The entire world will know we mean business this time.
>tl;dr you're all faggots
>>677750572
this is one of the rarest times you can enjoy a nigger recipe
>>677754243
definitely kek'd
>>677761340
for some reason i chuckled
>>677766122
little boy in tears said "I acknowledge mine is smaller"
>>677766245
thats why you dont open the windows when you`re at the safari,
>elephants are dicks, yo
>>677761339
Sauce me sir
>>677761339
Fake and gay
>>677765134
fuck off autist
he didn't take the picture hes just reposting it
>>677749735
>>677761997
Why are you doing this shit in every thread go to bed you fat faggot fuck
>>677766766
Looks a lot like someone is tripping hard on 4chan today, your digits also imply this
gets are serious business
>>677758052
Sauce of the meatspin?
>>677765208
>>677754285
Clever girl...
>>677756277
Shooped. I saw Hogan live. He's not that big, fagget.
>Obam-Ai
Barack Obama falls in love with Michelle LaVaughn Robinson.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self.
Another curious thing happened. In the alternate universe, she's the First Lady of President Obama. Obama's AU counterpart became senator then the 44th President of the United States of America, in a world where the World Trade Center was destroyed by planes crashing unto them, George W. Bush became president, and Al-Qaeda exists.
Hijinks ensue as the first lady gives her darkest, most private secrets to a non-presidential Obama not only to help him conquer the heart of her other self, but to turn him into the first black president of his own world. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FREEDOM.
>>677757559
OH! snap!- shit's serious
>>677766678
gas him like the fucking kike he is
>>677755997
blue and gold
>>677761924
I saved this, but I created a new folder because I don't want it anywhere near my other images.
>>677755997
/b/ already solved it when that shit first came out. Be on your way, newfag
>>677754692
What?
>>677754243
kek i remember that thread
>>677768645
>implying that parallel universes have interconnected phone networks
>>677773767
fake and gay
>>677773767
smash?
really women says "he's gonna smash me?"
are you really that stupid?
>>677761340
mods
was i suppose to laugh at any of this?
>>677775217
kek
I have a lot more of these if requested
>>677756277
Old as the hills.
Man, that takes me back
>>677775674
These
Going to try and dump some silent webms, problem is 80% of my top kek webms have audio streams
>>677766678
>Let him impregnate my wife
>Adopt talented child
>Profit?
>>677775440
every fucking time
>>677770427
Goddamnit, I lost hard to this.
>>677766633
>NO squared
you fucking autist
>>677776044
>talented
>>677777777
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>677757046
Ouch that hurts...
>>677776512
filename says JAPAN but banner in background says U.S. OPEN AMERITARDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fU8QQxV1Tw
>>677755683
Technically they're berries.
>>677755997
pink and green
>>677761191
fukkin saved
>>677750754
nice go rip memes from kikebook and post on ylyl. faggot
>>677756289
i don't get it
>>677749735
>no banana edition
Fucking seriously you fucking failed abortion?
>>677756685
i don't get it
>>677756824
i don't get it
>>677776512
haha LoL
>>677758492
smart people
>>677761924
Just keep scrolling
>>677776512
Looks like someone divided by zero
>>677756277
Is that the start to his sex tape?
>>677765125
fake
>>677749735
>>677756289
Lost
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>Is your name Dan?
>>677756847
your a cunt...wouldnt turn on your PC in the morning.
>>677775826
i dont get it
>>677751167
I was in buchenwald once, it was fucking boring as hell.
>>677774614
>thinking women dont love to get smashed
virgin confirmed
>>677761853
>black people
>>677780546
%triforce
>>677752549
I really really really really really would like to know more about this image
>>677759382
This is what's fucking wrong with the world.
> Be male
> Get bullied
> Stand up for it
> Go to jail
... FUCK.
RAGE/10
>>677781291
>being a beta faggot
>beating girls
He is a total faggot and so are you.
>>677761486
This has to be fake. She's so innocent tho
>>677781428
Hi there mr. Whiteknight!
you all lose
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jod7FWTOw7E
>>677781428
Look at this gay retard
>>677774614
every time I want to take a nap my gf also comes to take a nap, and just nags and teases me until I fuck her.
>>677781509
That was different
>>677781291
Well if you have the physical strength to do especially the fence face bashing, then you can just give a hard slap on the face... guess the kid just lost it after being bullied for a while.
Or my story :
>>be me 9 yrs old
>> have 2 slightly older sisters 15yrs old
>> one day sisters come back with bloody nose from being punched by a group of 3 girls and 2 guys older in their 16-17
>> dad is furious says everyone in the car we'll find them
>> dad find them, parks the car, walks to them and asks "who punched my daughters?"
>> 1 girl and 1 guy laugh and says it's them
>> dad grabs the dude by the collar and punches him full strength, ko
>> everyone if like wtf
>> gets close to the girl and slapsher face so hard saliva shoots out of her mouth
>> their friends are already running away
>> dad to my sisters "tomorrow you will join a self defense club"
>> everyone goes home speechless
4chan but true story.
>>677770149
this
>>677782101
I see you a faggot. Can I lick your dick hole ?
>>677782484
I see you are 12 can i redirect you to 9gag?
>>677756271
Baiting 101
>>677749735
>>677779428
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berry
retard
>>677780592
The guy drew the whole scene from memory. They're belittling him saying instead he only focused on where the KFC's are.
>>677775440
Aw fuck I just lost hard.
>>677783517
Thankyou
>>677756106
Unlocked a new scope for your knife nice
>>677752943
the japanese are fucking stupid
>>677761924
May the flames get you
>>677780770
>thinking women talk like porn stars
virgin confirmed
>>677772030
knghts do not yield
>>677768431
Kek
>>677753942
O.o? Is carrot the wrong answer? I'm not this guy but I too said carrot and its because carrot is the first thing that pops in mind when I think of "vegetable"
>>677777777
>>677759382
sit down son, we need to talk about that 9gag watermark
>>677756685
Ok Lost xD
>>677749735
https://youtu.be/dZu7_z7SDEQ
>>677757559
I hate that this fucking fat black piece of american marketting is hijacking Science.
He's mostly reading from fucking scripts and this gif in particular is a load of shit.
Death to bananaman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d_FvgQ1csE
>>677752835
WHY WOULD YOU JUST GIVE THIS AWAY I..I..D-DON'T DESERVE THIS
>>677777777# we missed it boys
>Cat died
>My niece 6 years old in tears
>Made small wooden cascet from winebox.
>Added some shiny metal to make it look very fancy
>Puts little cascet on table in front of home
>Waiting for kid picking flowers
>Niece grabs into nettles, hurts a little, so went inside to get some cold water with vinnegar
>Dog barks, someone at the porch
>Walks to frontdoor
>Sees nigger on bike speeding away with casket
>Nigger stole niece's dead cat
>>677771718
You missed one faggot
>>677756411
Lost hard
>>677755997
Close eyes for 75% so you just see very little. dress turns from gold white into black and blue , never unsee
>>677755811
>That's not my lazy eye
Every fucking time
>>677754404
Kkkkkkkk brbrbr huehuehuehuehue
>>677749735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwriDukq1rY
>>677761191
Sending their woman to war, what a bunch of fucking cowards those kurds are.
>>677788988
They don't force the woman to fight
They want this out of their own motivation
>>677789185
ISIS must love they are now being killed by woman, using hollowponit bullets filled with porkfat
>>677757559
Fatality
>>677780713
Let me guess. You were there after all the jews were gone? In that case, of course it was boring.
>>677754692
there are nice titties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XszQShsrams
>>677752943
Why are the Japanese such degenerates ?
>>677754285
File name top kek
>>677788095
What the fuck have you done to me.
It keeps slowly fading back and forth.
>>677789679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5HPiwz39JU
>>677771459
amazing paint skills
>>677790862
Linux and Mac users 'mirin
>>677777777
whoop
>>677758023
Thats a lot of lions
>>677757697
721 Pokémon to choose from, and this degenerate chooses one that can't ever be found in tall grass. He could have gone with Kangaskhan, which is much taller than Charizard, but no.
>>677793116
Kys
>>677793116
haha
>>677785618
>xD
lost
>>677763654
roflmao
>>677750864
>read on fully expecting racism
>light-hearted lols
This is why I come to /b/. It's a mixed bag
>>677751364
How can I purchase a gold account /b/?
>>677782101
Look I know.
But if you are a civilized being, and you don't just slap bitches left and right... but you keep getting bullied by shit like this for a long period of time, you just snap.
It's human behavior, and even the most calm person can snap.
Trust me, I bet he was not called HP the first fucking time.
I saw many kids snap like this both in elementary and in high school. Same shit happened. They got called by names, they did not took it up at first or anything. It went on and on and on. The next time it happened, kid used a fucking desk and throw it on the head of the kid who called him by that name.
tl;dr: America's law is fucked up.
>>677795770
Go to gold.4chan.org, but it only works if you are from Australia.
>>677786839
why?... cause hes black?
>>677780449
is I in heaven?
>>677772030
welcome to murica where you can be arrested for absolutely anything
