Rekt thread
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Rekt thread
>>677735184
funny
>>677737582
Niggers.
Can we post gore stuff?
>>677737531
He's pissed because she forgot to sharpen his machette
>>677740196
dat filename got me
>>677737582
How fuckin hard is it to sharpen a fuckin knife. My pop used to sharpen his knifes on concrete for fucks sake
>>677742230
About as hard as it is to advance culturally in 1000 years.
>>677742364
>niggers
>>677742663
Oh, wow, I didn't realize that was exactly what I was talking about.
This is what happens when you cut yourself
>show some self-harmers if you want
>>677737531
he needs better training from the sandniggers to do this correctly
Hello, it's nice to meet you
>extends hand in friendship
You too
>shakes hand with blender
This is my headcanon
>>677737582
why don't they tie it down first and slit it's throat?
>>677742711
Wanna fight me cunt
>>677743488
>>677743488
Actually, yeah.
>>677740634
King* Douchebag
>>677741842
i seen this story! he lived.
to this day he is alive and doing great.
>>677743593
When and where. Pick a time faggot. I must pre warn you though, I am knowledgeable in martial arts
>>677740130
filename
>>677743865
Post your address with a timestamp, I'll come to you. No point in breaking your legs and making you drive home, too.
>>677739157
i could feel the pain, bruh
I knew piranhas were assholes, but damn.
requesting anything of US troops fucking up sand niggers
>>677744184
>requesting
>>>/r/
>>677741842
What the fuck? What the hell would you even keep a corpse around that long for?
>>677744184
or any coalition troops for that matter
I had a good one where canadians were fucking up kebabs...
>>677744427
Tell me what you think has happened, and how long it was kept around.
>>677743997
>break legs
>can't drive
Are you literally retarded. You can't WALK with broken legs but you can still drive
>>677744625
You know how the gas, breaks and clutch work don't you?
>>677744733
what the fuck are you gonna do, lay on the floorboard and gas/brake with your hands and steer by moving your head?
if your legs are so fucked up you can't walk, you sure as shit can't drive.
>>677744957
I get it now, you can't read. See, if I were going to break your legs, making you drive home would be a dick move because you can't drive with broken legs. I gave your literacy too much credit. God damn, kid, maybe you need to go back to school.
>>677737531
Story?
>>677745394
Does it matter?
>>677745574
>how to remove kebab; the 3 step process
>>677740196
I bet that smells fucking great.
>>677737531
I know the history. She was 17 and cook meth for a mexican cartel. With audio the camara man screams in spanish "yeah thats make me horny
>>677739157
that titgrab kek
>>677744599
Probably starvation, and it must've been kept around for a good long while, probably around a month at most. Perhaps there may have been some cannibalism involved?
>>677743480
HeadShot
>>677745991
Alright, now read the filename.
>>677745394
I know the history. She was 17 and cook meth for a mexican cartel. With audio the camara man screams in spanish "yeah thats make me horny
>>677745688
>octodad
>>677743260
Nope she was a mexican dealer
>>677746063
Ah, I see. The mobile website is stupid and makes looking at the filename a strenuous effort.
>>677746329
Just remember that it's always better to read than to assume, and you'll do just fine.
>>677745065
Story?
We didn't start the fire
>>677746674
No water, then water.
>>677746728
why the fuck was that 2nd humvee blue?
UN or something?
>>677746703
What the fuck caused that
>>677747189
oh shit, I think this happened near where I live.
certainly looks like it.
>>677747307
Sand and grass, that can only be one place.
>>677746210
Fuck
https://youtu.be/UfWkxiPhyqs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8idlcO-M3c
>>677745866
neymar ?
>>677746210
employee of the month
>>677747158
https://youtu.be/jcjzsnybTSg
>>677748054
holy shit what
>>677748350
>>677748350
Dad gives Son gun and says to start working or kill himself
dad thinks he tried shooting dad so he slaps him, only to realize his son killed himself
and they have an uncontrolled spasm of tremendous stress and regret
>>677748841
Son actually was suicidal and father claimed he wouldn't do it
>>677735184
bloody hell mate, you're the reason I'm going to hell. I am both disgusted and intrigued
my hemorrhoid started bleeding, was dripping blood and shit into the toilet.
>>677748841
parent of the fucking decade
>>677739157
Fucking nerve gas.
>>677748955
My roommate just had the same reaction, but he's never been on /b/
>>677743328
Cant fap now
>>677748963
You should of stopped taking cock up your ass faggot.
>>677749388
never
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txnwlf2tj9w
>>677741842
>>677741842
he got them new jays on tho. his cothes lookin mad fresh
>>677749967
Not as fresh as their dinner.
>>677745838
Sauce pls
>>677737582
THE BEST! I LOVE IT
>>677748054
>filename
Kek
>>677749836
I AM THE LAAAAW
>>677750186
Ho-ly shit.
>>677749836
"Read THIS palm you gypsy bitch."
>>677745160
I'm 28 years old and suffer from autism. Please don't hurt me
>>677751145
You don't need to pretend you were him, he obviously was too embarrassed and left almost an hour ago.
https://youtu.be/pKXFLqg7Z20
I have more harder vÃdeos
>>677751759
Probably of your dad.
>>677744427
I thought this kid got swept away in a flood and piranhas found him
>>677751292
No I went down the street looking for you. Where you at bitch?
>>677751981
Never got your timestamp, you probably failed to read that, too.
>>677751812
Really.. This is so soft in this post.
>>677752102
Like your dick around women.
>>677740130
mfw filename
tiptopkek
>>677746980
Blue is best desert camouflage
>>677740130
Story? Also contributing
>>677753181
>Story?
Looks like a baby got on the tracks.
>>677741842
Story?
>>677753462
The boy died.
>>677746769
Story? Looks fake
>>677753547
Neck cut, blood loss.
You guys are watching the webms before asking for the story, right?
>>677753656
Well no I just thought it was prank cause the blood looked excessive plus I wanted to know why he stabbed him
Post some videos you fucking nigger fags.
>>677754512
>Well no
You aren't watching the webms, but are asking for the story. You storyfags are very legitimately cancerous.
>>677737947
that fuckin filename topkek
>>677754617
You could've just ignored him. You're equally cancerous.
>>677755068
>You're equally cancerous
How so? I'm one person who stops posting when I'm not replied to. Cancer doesn't go away on its own, like the people who think they need background intel on every webm in every rekt thread.
>>677743389
>why don't they tie it down first and slit it's throat?
Because they're niggers?
Contribootin
>>677756372
I love fluffy abuse.
>>677756527
look at dis and explain what the fuck is happening
>>677757067
SFX
>>677750066
>Not as fresh as their dinner.
You topped an epic joke with a god tier one. I fukken lol'd hard. All the internets to you anon.
>>677757067
Cop having a heart attack, just stupid effects added after.
>>677741842
But how? do people rot to the bone that easy? AND wouldn't the head and hands be bone
>>677758099
Read the filename.
>>677743328
Wtf story
>>677758238
Use Google
>rekt thread
>as hehe edgy killing gore thread
From when?
