faces of /bdont be a bitch
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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faces of /b
dont be a bitch
Me and my fuckn ex
Wow look at all these betas. I never thought it was possible, for real thought people like you guys didn't exist.
I was wondering why I got all these girls so easy all the time. Then I see all these 1-6/10s and then I realize that compared to you guys I'm like an 99/10 so there's no comparison hahahaha. Oh wow, here's a tip, get out of your parents house every once in a while and pick up some weights. If you can't even bench press your own weight you are pathetic. Hahaha oh man this is just too rich. I gotta go get my bros to see this oh my God.
>>677725976
she looks like she'd cheat on you.
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
i'd post but there's probably one or more people i know on here
>>677726193
i keked
>>677726368
Just do it
>>677726193
Holy fuck you are trying so hard to bait its not even funny
>>677726259
Lmao she did actually
But so did i
Time to repost.
That girl still around from last thread who lives in WA?
>>677726503
nah, maybe another time
I'm compensating for the time your wasting.
Oooo
oooo
yeahhh
>>677726575
Yis
>>677726575
brahs
This was taken yesterday after I won a competition, so I hadn't slept for just over two days.
>>677726328
you get straight A's? Lol, what an insecure loser for even saying that. Also, how insecure do you have to be to be a bait ?
here you go. r8 me /b/
>>677726512
>2016
>not recognizing pasta
Guys, I found the newfag.
>>677725566
this shit is cancer. kys
>>677726792
Those fuckn shoes kek!
>>677726717
Apparently I do have a kik.
Rate me pls
Pls rate
>>677726911
middling pic
>>677726475
sup fatass?
>>677726722
Bro's
>>677726796
>newfag
>>677726510
A very convincing trap
>>677726900
Gives
>>677726976
rekt
Me again :)
>>677726885
Yeah, what of them? They're comfortable and I didn't spend much on them. Colorado weather is fucked, so it's either wear boots all the time or get shoes you don't mind wasting.
>>677727072
What are you going to do when that haircut no longer works out for you
>>677727122
Fair enough
>>677727187
Notyou
>>677726909
holy fuck dude. how long you been a squasher? i've thought about going squashing but that shit is too dangerous.
>>677727193
Hot
>>677727065
KevinsYaBoi literally the dumbest thing I could have thought of whenever I made it.
>>677727030
Yay :D
>>677727263
rite?!
xD
xoxo
>>677727072
fat, ugly, retarded looking, 12 years old.
please never have kids.
>>677726962
New reaction meme/10
>>677726079
would easily be a 9 if you lose the douchey diamond earrings. right now youre a 4, tops.
>>677726193
im not even ripped and im more ripped than this faggot.
>>677727444
10, nice trips
If someone rolls trips I'll post ass shots
>>677727875
wtf are you so happy about asshole?
>>677727340
Also very cute. Mind sending a smile?
>>677727930
keep em.
>>677725566
You look like a member of ISIS.
I rate 9/11.
>>677727930
Fuck off dude. No one wants to see your ass.
>>677727200
I do not know, maybe grow a beard and have long hair , so I'll flip a Viking
>>677727953
because they're remaking the jungle book
>>677727841
you know, i always had a huge crush on shaggy
post more
>>677728024
Lmao my ex's
Kek
>>677727930
Rolling because fuck you
>>677727841
I would bang you
>>677728085
Im close to shaggy. Just gotta get that 2D part down.
r8 m8s
>>677726962
Kek/10
>>677728254
Like.....in the butt?
>>677726815
Time stamp and tits
Fuck it
>>677727382
thank you I am very grateful for your comment
>>677727745
8/10 would lick
>>677728331
12/10 would call daddy
>>677728426
Like in my vagina
>>677726028
Bait
>>677728739
Post pic
>>677727930
Rolln
>>677728943
him or me?
Is everyone in this site underage or what
>>677726911
Learn how to take a fucking photo you cunt
>>677725566
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>>677728531
Anybody who questions why /b/ is such shit now? Heres your fucking answer
>>677728836
Oh, thats much better. I dont wanna know what its like to be bottom
>>677728817
Name would be madz.
>>677729228
Good because I'm the ultimate bottom
>>677728739
You
>>677729216
Cool meme, bro. Have you posted yourself yet?
>>677729216
sorry not everyone is so ugly they are afraid to post their pictures on an anonomys Albanian macrame image board
>>677725566
>100+ replies.
Don't care
>>>/soc/
Lurk m0ar all you fucking newfags who posted your faces.
>>677729216
No shit. Its like a line up from 9fag and le reddit.
Any r8 4 me?
>>677729435
Proof of female
>>677727745
Lmao if that's you get something to eat, you look anorexic.
And stop sucking in your gut. At least he has a chest.
>>677728331
I saw your picture and ended up searching "is ed sheeran fat"
And then i looked some of his pics, he's kinda cute i guess
Listen to Bars II - Greater Risks Taken by The Movement #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/user-562713845/sets/bars-ii-greater-risks-taken
>>677729603
nice shorts
>>677728350
10...years old. kill yourself faggot.
>>677726028
holy fuck im erect because i was fucking my cat and me mum came home so i had to stop. now im masturbating to this
>>677729603
Use a t-shirt/10
>>677727745
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah you're shredded kid
>>677729696
Ehhhhhhh, the hair type is pretty much it.
>>677728531
What are you? half nigger, obviously, but what's the other half?
>>677729556
Nope and I never will and thats the fucking point. This place is suppose to be the antithesis of attention whoring "look at me arent i cool?" sites and yet here you pathetic fucking retards are.
>>677729831
>im not even ripped
>acknowledged the fact that he was not shredded
>just made a comparison
>anon is probably fat as fuck but wont prove it because 'he doesnt have to man'
kys
>>677729643
:p give kik and then maybe
>>677729999
WITNESSED
Wassup Niggers.
>>677729098
that fucking comb forward shit looks retarded. you might look somewhat normal if you didn't have tard hair.
>>677730111
are those paintings yours? theyre awesome. do you make prints?
>>677730030
Defending fedora tipping autist.
White Knight pls leave.
>>677729999
200% nigger, nice trips btw
>>677730099
Height and weight.
>>677729098
were you mid poop while taking this? thats what your face is suggesting
>>677730261
>still wont prove that hes more shredded
your fagginess is showing
>>677730267
>nigger
>can't count
haha dumb nigger
>>677730288
5'2 and 130
>>677730417
a buzzcut would look way better
>>677730288
4'8, 313lb
>>677725566
You are a huge douchy bitch.
>>677725566
>Says the bitch
>>677730288
>6'2
>180
>>677728331
So fucking cute, your eyes are beautiful. Nice smerk too
>>677730613
>autism speaks
>>677730417
You that aussie dude?
>>677730381
>being this wrong
He said he was more shredded than the pasta when he himself is a toothpic. There's nothing else to add retard.
Leave newfag whiteknight.
>>677730613
please let this be a legit post
>>677730671
its down syndrome, actually
hello
>>677730221
Thank you the one on the left is a finger painting i did when I was in the first hour of lsd, the other in the middle is one I got from this art festival, and the one on the right side of my head was a poster I stole from school a few years back. Someone drew Morgan Freeman, it had little detail to it so I shaded it his face in better and also shaved the sides of his head, making him Mackle-Morgan Freeman
Sup /b/
>>677730111
Noice trips
>>677730613
Who's that chick in the back with the brown shirt? She's cutie.
Why is everyone there staring at you taking pics?
>>677730878
i want to hang out with you
>>677728437
I don't do those
>>677730995
they were checking me out lol. i think that girl was hitting on me that night
r8 please
I'm back /b/
>>677730878
To explain a little better, the Finger painting is of Mr. Planter, his diamonds were stolen by some shit head fox and so he's in the middle of beating the shit out of the fox asking where the diamond is.
inb4
>>677731135
ill bet youre a fan of plastic, yeah?
>>677731097
ABANDON THREAD!!!!!!!
EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!
MOOOODDDSS INCOMING! !!!
>>677731097
you had to fucking do it.
>>677731097
the fuck dude
r8 b
Can I be good gay man? Tis me whenever 1997 was I think I iwas 6
>>677731289
>>677731097
wtf?
>>677731100
Ask her is she can hit on me next time.
>>677731141
ethnicity?
404
>>677731405
The thread doesn't die when someone posts CP in it. Instead, the poster gets banned and has his content deleted.
>>677731135
fun story about the katana guy actually, he uploaded a video called "more random things of mine" because of me. I was really interested in what else a guy like him hoards, so i sent him this long email pretending like i had a disease and saying how much i loved his videos and stuff and if he would please upload another "random things of mine" video. I feel really bad about lying to him but it was kinda cool to get a semi-famous person to upload something because of me. ill screenshot the email if theres any interest.
R8 me /b/ fuckers
>>677731097
You're fucked
>>677731523
nudists isn't cp stfu newfaggot bitch
>>677731002
You'd have fun I am pretty laid back. You got photo?
>>677731545
The radioactive glass video?
sure, upload away!
>>677731701
yes sir! haha give me a second
Rate me faggots
>>677731523
Mod here, that's wrong.
In fact the handling of a ban and pruning is at the digression of the moderator at the time. If they want to they'll get that individual OR if they want to they'll just prune the entire thread.
r8 my man's ass
>>677725566
Let's hear it
>>677732110
tranny?
>>677731400
Lol is it to hard to tell? Latino.
>>677731886
Would you prove that you're a mod? And if you are, I have a question--why does janitor recruitment never involve /b/?
>>677732146
Not you
>>677730728
ayylmao
>>677726503
You're cute tbh
>>677732185
Born in Cali I'd guess...
>>677731879
You look like a tool.
>>677732110
Horse face/10
>>677732236
Nice. Afraid I'm the one who was pestering you with questions the other day. The last of which being whether your dad/brothers were also snipped...
>>677731879
sofloantonio/10
>>677731927
That's your face
>>677732110
Stop throwing up
>>677732146
If your ring didn't show your individuality you'd be just like everyone else
>>677726575
So which one are you?
>>677732357
no brothers and i do not know lol
>>677732256
No really m8
>>677732454
id throw you a bang
>>677731886
also, I've seen CP get posted in threads more than once with the intent on the part of the poster to get the thread deleted. but it always ends the same way; the poster's content disappears, the poster is presumably banned, and the thread goes on. I'm sure that mods technically have discretion on this board to delete the thread too (reading from the local rules of /b/ and whatnot), but I've never personally seen them delete a "legal" thread because of a small amount of illicit content.
>>677727953
>this guy
Made me kek
>>677732261
dude fucking stop
>>677732462
Hmm, Mexico then?
>>677730984
Shit I didn't even notice that.
>>677732441
Kk. Thanks again for humoring me.
>>677731701
this is pretty embarrassing but i have no idea how to find the old messages. just trust me though, it was a pretty cool thing to motivate a guy like that to make a video.
>>677732214
Not me?
>>677732638
Them canines tho.
Nice eyes/10
>>677732734
How much for a blowjob? You have the softest lips.
rate me faggots
>>677730812
roast me ?!
>>677727122
Those shoes were made for dads
You look like a dad
>>677732637
Mexican, living in another country tho. Not in America.
>>677728531
Roast me
>>677732953
Can I join your motorcycle gang? I know of physical violence in theory.
>>677733239
Oh, nice. But then are you cut or unsnipped?
>giving up your anonymity on a website that was founded on anonymity
That's like giving up your virginity. To a bunch of neckbeards. Only twice as cringeworthy.
>>677732743
I do DAT sheet fo free my nigga.
>>677732209
I just deleted those pics, I'm not here to abuse my power.
/b/ already has a team, we only recruit when we need more people aka when someone leaves, also /b/ is a touchy situation you're asked to be a janitor as opposed to signing up for it. Reducing trolls.
>>677732593
Like I said, case by case, mod by mod. If a thread has the intent of attracting CP then they'll most like delete the thread the moment it's posted.
Ex: those 'cheese pizza' threads with pizza in the OP. People circle-jerk those threads with pics of pizza until someone posts legit cp. When that happens mods are allowed to remove those threads in order to deterr more illegal posts.
However, if someone posts cp in a random thread just to get it removed only the posts and poster are removed. MODS aren't retards, they can spot trolls.
'Why not just delete 'Cheese Pizza' threads entirely? Because some trolls will get a laugh out of being banned for posing a slice of pizza and then people will post it ad-infinitum.
>>677732790
Yes.
Why are you repeating what I said?
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>>677733937
I am going to penis you so hard gay boy man.
>>677733298
NO lil sob fuck you (or fuck me and then I'd think)
>>677726962
salad days/10
>>677733812
Interesting. Who typically gets "asked to be a janitor" for this board?
And how do moderators generally regard these kinds of threads? Obviously there's nothing explicit in the rules of /b/ that forbids them, but at the same time, I know that moot never cared for them on /b/ and imagine some others feel the same.
>>677734234
bye faggot
>>677734302
later nigger.
>>677734084
>tfw youre a chick mistaken as a trap
WEW
>>677734241
Trusted and proven mods.
>>677733926
Why not me??
>>677734535
Don't change the penis facts.
>>677734543
Then what about the question of how the moderation team tends to view these sorts of threads?
>>677734607
Because you aren't the person in that image. Do I have to spell it out?
>>677734543
from other boards, presumably?
>>677734541
Freaking adorable! Would cuddle
>>677734881
How am I not that person in the image? Why would you even think that?
>>677734823
There's no rule breaking, no one is avatar fagging and most of these pics are fake/stolen.
I'd laugh mostly at anyone that believes in it and posted a legit pic.
>>677734926
Yep.
heh
>>677732953
wheredidyouhidethebodies/10
Long hair life ^_^
>>677734763
So bedazzled.
honestly where is shaggy daddy I am in love
>>677735030
You expect anyone to believe that's you?
>>677735095
Hmm. Then two more questions: a problem I've noticed in these threads (and a few other thread types) is spammers/flooders who try to kill them off by posting dozens of superfluous images in them. This violates one of the global rules, but rarely have I seen spammers actually get banned. Is there any more effective way to report this sort of behavior? For instance, by going down the thread and individually reporting each of the spamming posts? I ask because it's a pretty common and obnoxious problem.
>>677735412
You're adorable.
>>677734881
Pretty sure it is me.
>>677735030
I REMEMBER MY FIRST DAY ON THE INTERNET
>>677735763
Twinning
>>677735214
what's the average age of the mods/janitors on this board?
>>677727040
TOP ZOOZLE M8/10
>>677735500
Sparkler filter on Snapchat for life
>>677735777
Nigga you high
faggotssss
>>677735784
I'm just saying, out of everyone here why do you automatically ASSUME I am the one faking it. Don't be a nigger about it.
>>677735659
Drop dead gorgeous 0_0
>>677736220
ODDS ARE AGAINST YOU NIGGER
LURK MOAR
>>677735625
Like I said. /b/ is not a normal situation. For the most part these only common denominator between all mods is the removal and banning of any illegal content posted. Everything else is at the whim of the mod at that moment.
Some mods have banned spidey posters in loli threads, some mods ban loli posters from time to time. For the most part if a mod bans you outside of CP on /b/ they're fucking with you. All I can say is report away, they'll see it, no guarantee they'll do anything.
>>677736220
That wasn't me, and I'm not assuming. Without a timestamp all of these are fake, period. (No tits, could care less.)
>>677735953
Ayy lmao
Can't tell you that.
>>677736292
Thanks! You're not so bad yourself.
>>677735659
u p qt
im not the person u quoted tho
the one above
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>>677736080
most likely not gonna get any replies since i dont have tits
Let me have it. Can't grow the handles on my moustache so this is the best I got beard wise...
>>677736425
Gotcha. Then last thing--it'd honestly make my night if you were truly a mod. But of course, there are plenty of trolls on this board, some of them quite skilled. Would you be willing to prove it by, for example, deleting these posts
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>>677728084
for spamming/flooding, or by offering some other proof? I've only had the chance to chat with a bona fide moderator on a couple other occasions even though I've used this board for several years now, so it'd be pretty neat if you actually were one.
>>677725566
How do I look?
>>677737080
Good to know I'm actually retarded enough to post without the image
>>677736821
was just wondering if there are plenty of people in their mid-20s and above in the team. sometimes I feel like I'm getting a little old for this board.
>>677737202
like you snagged about 8 too many branches as you fell down from atop the ugly tree.
R8 me guys
>>677737279
good beard
>>677737508
Seem like pretty cool guy. Would rave with
>>677737041
Thank you!
>>677737075
I think you're attractive.
Me and mah waifu
>>677737075
Quit attention whoring faggot
>>677737848
You have huge ass nose and the hair makes you look like a dyke.
>>677737848
Qt but instincts tell me there's something deeply wrong with you cause you're browsing this
see file name
>>677737793
Thanks, seeing how long I can grow it without looking homeless
>>677737996
Thanks! So many compliments tonight.
>>677738140
Probably.
>>677735665
Kill self young Charlie sheen
>>677737093
Like I said, won't abuse my power. This entire thread is ironic really. I don't like gore, but if you were really here several years ago you'd know it was deterrent for newfags. As far as moderation goes, I'm the kind that only stops CP. Attending to every cry for help from against a troll on /b/ is about as mundane and pointless as it gets.
>>677737301
I CAN say you aren't too old.
>>677735659
Meme thot confirmed. Go back to /mu/ or Reddit
>>677736080
>>677737075
I was gunna kik you until this beta shit right here!
>>677738140
>instincts tell me there's something deeply wrong
Yeah, that's not her.
Kek
>>677738318
Then last thing. Any tip on how to get selected as a janitor? How long is the average successful application?
kill me :-))
>>677738388
l000l
>>677735412
What're your hobbies
>>677735307
Fuck off gay william Johnson
>>677738318
I've got one more question too. to your knowledge has 4chans traffic/user base increased in size or decreased over the last couple years?
>>677738388
Timestamp pls sir
>>677738762
" he was appointed in 1756 as British Superintendent of Indian Affairs for the northern colonies. Throughout his career as a British official among the Iroquois, Johnson combined personal business with official diplomacy, acquiring tens of thousands of acres of Native land and becoming very wealthy."
im so down w this!
Looks like another thread has been stagnating over here. Given this one's about to die, I'll link to it:
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>>677725761
day in day out these stupid threads repeating
TIL 4chan /b is some heroine addict
>>677738941
Imperialist whore
>>677739087
Already moved on to meth.
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>>677738588
No average really. It's case by case based on what we need. I can't give details for important security reasons. However, common sense should tell you we're looking for people available in different time zones to fill shift slots.
Best thing I can say is don't lie, give as much contact info as you can, be available to chat, and don't be a goof. Treat it like a job, but you're volunteering.
>>677732454
If this is you, you're fucking gorgeous.
>>677738602
You look like a dude who wears his sister's shirts
