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Dis mice stand trial for the crimes of pooping on the dishes,

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Dis mice stand trial for the crimes of

pooping on the dishes, eating garbage, trespassing private propertie.

The judgment lies on u anon

Trips decide.
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Death by cinderblock
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Death by toaster in the water
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>>677708287
SNIP THEM DO IT
Snippy The Snip III Sniptastic
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>>677708576
roll
Also can we get a timestamp?
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>>677708287
Timestamp first
Then comes the judgment
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Jizz on them then smash them with a fucking hammer
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>>677708287
timestamp, if trips put them in toaster & turn it on
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KEEP THEM AS YOUR PETS
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>>677708287
They look pretty dead already
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>>677708576
>>677708658
ROLLL AND TIMESTAMP NOW
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>>677708576

Fuck off you retarded fucking shit.
Go be unoriginal somewhere else.

>in b4 "SPAES PROGRAM LEL"

Just let them rot on that glue plate, or dump them in a mailbox somewhere, stamped.
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>>677708773
Rollerino
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Take them in as your own.
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Stick them in the blender
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>>677708287
use olive oil to remove them. let them go
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>>677708287
Keep him as a pet and post a weekly update log of his well being here.
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>>677708773
Roll
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Force them to watch zootopia
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Mouse in pooper. Get
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Drowned in an epic torrent of piss
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>>677708880
-_- Fine... Slit their throats and hand them upside down.... No wait... I can do better, MICROWAVE THEM!
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>>677708974
>>677708974

ROLL
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Stick your penis in it through its mouth or whatever method you find suitable.
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Microwave
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Space program. Post pics
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>>677708974
roll
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Tongue their anus until either you or they orgasm.
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Run em over with a lawn mower
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>>677709280
This
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>>677708974
rollerskates
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>>677709329
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>>677709245
Roll
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>>677708287
have mercy. set them free outside, without harming them.
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Microwave- make it count
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>>677709245
>>677709177
Roll
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Obviuosly jews disguised as mouses, into the oven they go
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>>677709329
lol
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Tickle his belly, then slowly start to pet his head. Once that is set in motion, begin to show him the toothpick that you will then stick inside his ear, poking at his brain and other insides. Proceed to then tickle his belly more, and burn his tail. Then, cut the tail and tickle his belly with it. The mouse will be crying at that point for mercy, but that's where you start to spray him with any type of liquid that will intoxicate him. At this point, you tickle his belly once more, before proceeding to cut it open, and poking gently at his insides. After that happens, set him on fire.

Oh. Also cut his dick off.
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>>677709389
roll
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>>677709389
Set them free fam
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>>677709435
Roll for microwave
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>>677709330
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>>677709389
this
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>>677708945
Rolling!
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microwave?
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Give them a Viking burial.
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>>677709389
rolll
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>>677709502
Roll
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>>677709389
Rerollin'
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Slam it with a hammer
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Snip le dick off
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>>677709389
rollerino
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Full body prolapse.

I don't care how. Make it happen
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>>677709627
Reroll
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>>677709622
rerolleri
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>>677709519
MICROWAVE MICROWAVE
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>>677709522
>>677709522
>>677709522
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Microwave them
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>>677709394
Satan trips
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circumcise it
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Hardcore sexual handling.
Post pics/vids.
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>>677709661
Roll
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Eat it
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Kill yourself
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>>677709604
Deliver, op
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>>677708945
Rerolling
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>>677709627
Roll
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Attach it to a rocket
>challenger style
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>>677708974
unharmed
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DISMEMBERMENT
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>>677709245
Let's go baby
I ate lucky charms this morning
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>>677709681
trips get
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>>677709329

kek this.
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timestamp nigger
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riddly diddly doo
don't hurt the mice you fucking nigger
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>>677708287

let them go in the field nearest to your house.

hi jake
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>>677709604
Reroll
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>>677709684
>>677709679
>>677709540
DO IT YOU PUSSY'
And we havent gotten timestamp!
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Let them eat your dick
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>>677709551
reroll
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>>677708287
>put them in a glass full of water
>put cover on water as not to let meese escape
>water w/ cover in fridge so they nice cryogenic freeze stabilizer
>check meese vitals by lick caverat icepop
>attach to Bloons
>ask Russians if they ain't neva seen shit liek dis
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>>677709329
this
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>>677709627
Rollero
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>>677709330
reroll
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Toll
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>>677708287
cut of its dick
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>>677709825
Reroll Faggot
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>>677709839
Also ate the charms that at very lucky today.
Feelsgoodman
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>>677709870
don't be retarded, not trips
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>>677709886
rollfag

hi jake
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>>677708287

fry it up in some olive oil & garlic

consume said delicacy
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>>677709906
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There aint no timestamp yall. Weve been bamboozled
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>>677709389
i'm rolling, i'm rolling, i'm rolling now

prove me the world still has hope
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Set on fire.
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>>677709940
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Death by firing squad
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You have to an hero
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>>677708287
timestamp
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The punishment must be and eye for an eye
Go into their mouse house and shit on their dishes and eat their garbage.
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Eat one live in front of the other
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>>677710010
Op
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>>677709840
kiss them and release them unharmed.
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black people
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Set free from inhumane trap and release into wild. Also feed them some cheese
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Reroll
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>>677709551
reroll

quints?
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>>677709897
RAWLIN
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let's fucking roll
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Chop his head off and stick dick in. That will be your flag.
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Light on fire, burn to death.
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>>677708287
Release 50ft from your home
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>>677710086
roll
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>>677708287
Execution via microwave.

WE WON'T STAND FOR THIS HERESY
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>>677710049
Reroll
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>>677710097
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>>677710069
Roll
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Peel its skin and decapitate it
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>>677708287
SPACE PROGRAM!!!!!
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Keep the mouse and kill yourself for being a piece of shit
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Microwave, and record it you faggot
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>>677710111
awe shit
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raise them as your own.
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>>677710111
CHECK EM
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>>677710111
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Fuck them.
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>>677710149
this
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>>677708287
Send those fuckers to the moon!
>/b/ Space program
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>>677710111
WINRAR
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>>677710169
R E R O L L
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release them unharmed or let them become your pets. feed them and let them live a glorious life.
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>>677710097
Thanks!
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It's simple, you roast them over a fire.
record result
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>>677710111
WINRAR
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>>677710111
HE DID IT!
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>>677710097
>>677710097
HOLY ROLLER
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>>677710111
winrar
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>>677710111
And we have a winner. Three of a kind ones....you suck at poker
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ROLLING FOR MOUSE SPACE PROGRAM V1
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>>677710111
fukkin czech'd
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>>677710111
winrar
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>>677710111
Winrar!!!!!!
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Put them in a jar of water and then seal the top and freeze them. Then proceed to put them in your neighbors mailbox later tonight.
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>>677710111
WINRAR
WINRAR
WINRAR
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put one in the microwave and dismember the other
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>>677710111
Winbear
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Pour bleach on them
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>>677710227
Let's go hoe
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>>677710111
Fuck
Space program boys
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>>677710097
thank you dude :)
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>>677708945
Rerolling again
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>>677708287
Release them with warm water then take them outside
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>>677710299
reroll
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>>677710097
Thanks, i guess?
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>>677710341
Roll
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Poop on them.
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>>677710111
fucking deliver op
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>>677710111
WINNAR WINNAR CHICKEN DINNAR

OP timestamp first and now
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>>677710125

Snip/stitch, light on fire and smash skull with a three pound hammer.
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>>677710185
You should do it first faggo
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>>677710111
OP HERE

Not doing this. Takes too long. Roll again
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do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Cx7jzq2Bx4
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>>677710097
thanks
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>>677710111
thats a winner winner
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>>677709329
THIS
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>>677709334
>1 off
Rolling for microwave.
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>>677710003
Reroll
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>>677710097
Thank You
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>>677708287
fact: 99.9% of 4chan users are too scared to browse mchan, and they have the status of reddit normies now because of that

hello, redditors
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>>677710047
This
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MICROWAVE
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>>677710413
Faggot prove with a timestamp

ALSO: MICROWAVE
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Fingerbang both of them to death.
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>>677710413
Op is a fucking faggot. Abandon thread
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Turn them into a smoothie
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>>677710097
this dude tells me to thank you >>677707705

thank you
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blender
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>>677710476
This
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>>677710485
Faggot.
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>>677710122
>>677710211
JUST ROLL 2 TIMES IN A ROW BITCHES CHECK EM
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>>677710413
winrar here.

just put em on balloons then idc
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>>677708809
I thought the same thing. Maybe he's asking what kind of burial they get
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Let them go
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Op is never going to deliver shit
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OP TIMESTAMP FAGGOT
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>>677708287
let them go

they are fam now.
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OP Here.
Screw this im not cruel. You guys are sick. Im just letting them free now fuck you
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>>677710413
If you're OP give timestamp
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>>677710299
rr
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>>677710413

hey fget

raise them as your pets and feed them chedsese and peanut butter every day. provide a comfortable home for them as they live long, cozy, gracious, peaceful lives.
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fuck yeah, I was secretly wanting to see the little shits in ice
OP, freeze them for a day, then post back tommorow
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>>677710097
Rerolling for this
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Nut on rato
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>>677708773
This, anon, please.
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>>677708287
Gib him cheez and let him go! Asshole.
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>>677708287
>u
/thread
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>>677710299
rrrrrrrr
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>>677710694
kys
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boil in a pot of water
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>>677710786

fat.
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Rawfl
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>>677710794
rerollerino
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>>677710111
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>>677708287
I just dealt with one on a glue trap. I threw it in a plastic bag, and slammed a hammer done killing it instantly flattening it's little mouse brain. I hope it was painless. You should do the same.
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let the niggas go
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>>677710413
You don't need to freeze them! Just send them to space with the balloons
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Rolling 01
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>>677710485
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>>677710694
>implying you thought /b/ wasn't sick
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Release into wild
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>>677710694
OP is a fag
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>>677710794
reroll
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Rerawfl
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>>677708773
This
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Boil them
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OP IS A FAGGOT

>SAGEEEE
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>>677710692
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Timestamp
Space program
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release them to the wild
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>>677709389
roll, but,

its a glue trap, they wont get off it without breaking there backs.
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>>677708287
>judgment lies on u anon

not gulity. He had a rough childhood , one of 56siblings. Mom was a whore who was never around. She ate 12 of his brothers too.
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>>677710694
rolling for freedom
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>>677710794
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Rawwll
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>>677709054
I like this one :)
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>>677710999
WINRAR
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>>677710999
WINRAR
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Make them your lifetime sex slaves and post sexual things with them on 4chan every day.
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>>677708287
Use olive oil to weaken adhesive and release outside. Clean your fucking house.
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>>677710999
Sheet
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>>677710999
HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!
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You would've been legend OP.

You're weak
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>>677710047
reroll for this
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>>677710999
WINRARRRR
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Reooll
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>>677710999
fucking stupid
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>>677710999

Oh look another fucking unoriginal faggot.......
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>>677711030
Pepe thread?
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>>677710413
Eat them alive
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Tie them to balloons and send them into orbit.
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>>677710097
Thanks pupper
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>>677710999
No shit I rolled trips do it
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>>677710999
DO IT
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>>677711058
So do I. Roll.
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fuego
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>>677708287
free them
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>>677710999
Well fuck man that's two now
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>>677709389
Roll
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>>677711168
Oh the irony.
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>>677710413

DROWN
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>>677710413
You bitch OP. Cut your own dick off and then feed it to the rodents.
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Qwe
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>>677708287
clean your filthy house you scumbag and you wont have mice. What crime did they commit? Being an animal thats attracted to food and trash because your'e a slob?
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>>677711251
fuck off fagot. nobody wants you here.
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>>677710999
fucking winrar
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>>677711162
PEPE THREAD CONFIRMED
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Reqwe
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>>677710830
Stfu
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Reeeeqwe
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>>677708287
2 years in caged prison, hard labour on the hamster wheel.
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>>677710413
you fucking faggot
kill yourself please
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>>677711332
Fuck off
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Swift death and viking funeral.
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Prepare it a meal then give it a mini suitcase and let it go
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Reeepol
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>>677711353
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>>677710644
>butthurt reddit user detected
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OP confirmed major faget
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Put it in a jar and then shake the jar
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>>677711560
Bad meme
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>>677711609
reroll
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>>677711545
>>677711560
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Let them stand trial in pandaria.
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>>677711642
this
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Decapitate one and let the other sit by the carcuss for a while and get scared. Then start slitting the other till it bleeds out
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>>677710999
WINRAR

MAKE IT HAPPEN.
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>>677711499
>let it go
that glue is like napalm, he'd have to douse them in acetone just to get that shit off them
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>>677711654
Rolling one more time
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>>677708287
I issue them a full pardon.
Release them at once!
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>>677711458
How bout you stop riding spidermans dick and enjoy the thread
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>>677710111
Better deliver OP
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>>677708974
ROLL
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>>677711707
They peel off pretty clean, I've done it a number of times. Some hair will stick to the pad but thats about it.
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>>677709245
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Kill it in the most human way possible
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>>677709389
ROLL
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>>677711701
Reroll
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>>677711888
Ha
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>>677711660
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>>677711888
OH SHIT
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If someone could roll trips now that'd b nice
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Roll for le Glory to be le Winrar
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>>677711888
WINNY KIN KIN
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OP. I shall be acting as the mice's attorney. I have talked it over with judge Goodblack and he has approved tube following plea deal:
The left one goes free but the right one gets two rubberband lshings. Death sentences off the table
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>>677711888
3RD TRIPS
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>>677711888
SHIT JUST GOT REAL
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>>677708974
roll for mouses
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>>677711888
2 in a row you nignog now do it!
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>>677712115
Three in a row
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>>677709054
this is good
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Roll to see if the mouse lives or dies
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QUADS NIGGER
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>>677709389
roll
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I get real sick of all the faggots that try to save the little fuckers in every thread.

Now put them in space.
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rolling for spiderman
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999 here sick of these fags not following through. When I get home in a month ill space program cats dogs good dam neighbors kid
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>>677710707
or, realize you're a 12 year old whiteknight trying to defend helpless animals on an image board
honestly, show some maturity, life isn't always happy or fair
now curbstomp the rat's head OP
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>>677711685
No one cares about your furry fantasy shit.
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>>677712445
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>>677712445
>good dam neighbors kid

I would donate to this cause.
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roll dammit
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ok
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Cut one butthole open and put it on your dick and mock the other one with it while its microwaving
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Death by bees and other stingfucks!
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