Waifu claiming thread -Team Flat Chest edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>drink tea
>drink coffee
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed
That was weird... did you delete it chara?
why did other thread died?
>Sameji claim'd
Claiming Ikki
RIP other thread.
Shinoa claimed
>>677700301
kagami claimed
>>677700482
No, Mods found it I guess
sachi claim
>>677700301
Mettaton EX claimed. Fite me.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
WHAT THE FUCK, I WAS ABOUT TO ROAST THAT NIGGA SONIC
>>677700508
>>677699665
>all old people die because of snow
>roads closed
>black skys
>record low vitamin D levels
Wew lad, perfect way to start off the night.
>Best idol claimed
>>677700691
Those legs should be weaponized
>>677700612
>Huh this doesn't have furry porn
>It also isn't a shitty ylyl
>No nudes or traps
IN MY GOOD CHRISTIAN /B? I WON'T HAVE IT.
>>677700691
>Legs legs hot hot legs legs so hot they fry an egg.
>>677700845
Agreed, darling
Anyone want a hug, I'm busy soon and I don't know if I can continue.
>>677700379
>>677700482
>>677700508
>>677700552
>>677700561
>>677700571
>>677700637
>>677700691
>>677700747
>>677700839
>>677700840
>>677700845
>>677700871
>>677700972
welcome back everyone
>>677700691
that's not much of a fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOM2UclhsJQ
>>677700871
ikr
>>677700839
are you making fun of minnesota or reporting the current state of affairs on the east coast?
because that could work for both
>>677700691
I see a lot of Star Trek TNG in her outfit. I like it
>>677700972
I should've expected that this would happen
Sup.
Mugi is here.
sexxxx whore yui claim
>>677701218
Making fun of New England
>>677701362
yo dog
>Mods are mad that Emi got claimed
They just can't accept defeat.
>>677701043
> I will literally hunt you down and extinguish youf bloodline you if do any Homura related shenanigans.
Even if I was the one doing them, Hats?
>>677701362
nice aviators
>>677701163
I would love one, please!
>>677701253
Christ I fucked up again let me delete my posts and leave in shame.
>>677701163
One for me!
>pls
>>677701474
No.
I'm actually here because of you.
>>677701196
Welp, you asked for it.
>>677701362
Suns out guns out
>>677701419
>living in new england
>>677701233
The question you need to ask yourself is:
"Would I smooch a ghost?"
A) Heck yeah B) Heck yeah
C) Heck yeah D) Heck yeah
>>677701788
If you can call that living
>>677701494
Okay! Here you go <3
>love hugs
>>677701601
Sure!
>warn hugs
Last calls for hugs
>>677701474
I trust you are feeling better?
>>677701631
Hey, thank you!
>Remember that was super sekrit, though.
>>677701910
You know where I live, and I don't think I'm doing too bad, qt.
>>677701865
Im getting more positive feedback from posting metatton than posting sans. I wonder why.
>>677701654
Not really, you asked me to fight you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZrkQMPo6Wg
>>677702098
>hugs
>>677701910
Shots fired
>>677702098
>lethal hugs
Tracers Butt claimed.
https://vine.co/v/iDlxlnBQmlq
>>677701910
I wouldn't
>>677702186
Sans is literally the character everyone uses. It just makes the fanbase look even worse.
>I still wonder why you think I love an imaginary CHARActer
>>677702432
>just add snow
>new england
>>677702430
IS THAT A BUTT? ARE YOU OK WITH TRIGGERING ME?
>>677702260
I do believe that im posting ex, not neo.
>>677701163
could i get another hug please?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEtkIRlz7Vw
>>677702325
>warm hugs
>>677702327
>deadly hugs
>I somehow live
>>677702539
Oh God..
>tight hug
Don't ever make a pun that bad ever again
>>677702690
Sure! There's no limit on my hugs!
>happy hugs
>>677701419
YO BRO
>>677701483
I agree
They're pretty nice
>>677702668
Butts are nice ;)
>>677702668
LOOK AT IT AND WEEP.
>>677702690
Sure, darling
>>677702681
I do believe I'm posting Chara.
You should come with Undyne if you want a battle. Not with Mettaton.
"After being confronted by the protagonist on the Genocide Route, Mettaton transforms into Mettaton NEO, which resembles Mettaton EX, but has a more combat-oriented design.
His right forearm is replaced by what appears to be a cannon, his shoulders are clad in pauldrons, which are shaped like legs, and are longer than his arms, and he has wings on his back. The soul on his waist points upwards in a more monster-like manner, and he has a heart shape engraved on his chest plate like Undyne the Undying..."
>>677703046
Wow thanks for triggering me. Having this reported ASAP. HOW DARE YOU
It's that time of the night again: Hot Cocoa!
Get it while it's tasty!
>>677702171
It was nothing. I'm just happy it's resolved.
>>677702912
No, I love puns. Lemme make puuuuns!
>hugs back
Puns...
>>677703403
Mettaton will be victorious, chara. You may have determination, but mettaton has, FABULOUSNESS!
>>677703766
Perfect timing.
I'll have some before I sleep, thank you.
>>677703894
I can make jokes to!
Human rights
Where's Stocking been?
I don't think I've seen her since we started enforcing this new RP/ERP rule...
It seems like chara is to AFRAID to respond. I guess mettaton wins this round!
>>677704372
>Where's Stocking been?
>I don't think I've seen her since we started enforcing this new RP/ERP rule
There's your answer
>>677703897
If you say so.
>>677704198
oh, oh, me too!
Women rights.
okay everyone, I have to go to bed now. 3 am here, my parents might get mad if I'm still up when they wake up...
>ending it with some lewdness
good night everyone, have fun
>>677704649
see ya chara
emperor of mankind claimed
>>677704592
Whats the new rp erp rule?
>>677704059
A great nightcap!
I always make mine in my latte maker so it froths the milk! Delish!
>>677704372
Stocking doesn't like toxicity. She might not come back.
>>677704372
Oh shit...
>>677704592
Oh then rip Stocking
>>677704649
goodnight chara
>>677704649
Goodnight beautiful
>>677704649
>my parents might get mad if I'm still up when they wake up
You must be 18 years of age to use this site
>>677704830
Just some shit I ignore.
It's in the OP, though.
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>>677704830
Keep it at a minimum basically
>>677704878
Oh...
That really sucks...
>>677704649
goodnight. see you later
>>677704830
Little to no RP/ERP. Which I'm pretty fine with because it doesn't affect me.
>>677704942
>21
>studying at university
That's the joke atago
>chara
>>677705138
>>677705117
What community am I in right now
>>677704649
Night Chara
>>677704878
>She might not come back.
>She might not come back.
>She might not come back.
>She might not come back.
NO PLEASE
Talk to Stocking pls
>>677704649
Good night
>>677704649
Night
>>677704809
Hello again Emps!
>>677705228
A sexy one?
>>677700301
Goddamnit why does the OP always claim chara
>>677705449
How sexy
Is too sexy
>>677702327
I feel like I made that girl waaaayyy tooooo tiny.
it wouldn't of worked if it was any other size though
>>677705576
there is no such thing as too sexy
>>677700301
>Team flat chest edition
Oh...
Claiming Kei anyway, I guess
>>677705621
Need another image to work with?
>>677705449
Heyo, how you doing?
>>677705621
>that girl
>that girl
No hugs for you
>>677705261
I did.
And that is what she said. Actually, she had a lot more to say than that.
She'll most likely show up again; You're here forever. But for now she doesn't want to and I don't mind.
>>677705710
What is this magical place
>>677706015
Moar pls
>>677705900
I can't turn down double 0s, that was my nickname in highschool
because it was how many times I got laid
>>677705576
Just no fucking in public or anything lewd/rude like that. :^)
It also shouldn't consume a major part of the thread, I guess.
>>677705951
Really sleepy, I'm off to bed soon.
You?
>>677706092
4Chan
You can never leave
>>677706092
/waifu/
>>677706092
A friendly place
>>677706194
Of course
>happy hugs
>>677700301
>Ashoka Tano
Because manga is for faggot
>>677706359
i already did!
>>677706368
nice what is your home board?
>>677706271
I fucked 30X as many girls as you in highschool
30 X 0 = 0
>>677706052
>She'll most likely show up again; You're here forever. But for now she doesn't want to and I don't mind.
O-okay then.
Thanks Teto
>>677704864
Really? 'Sounds exquisite, I can't wait to try it once it cools down.
>>677706563
Haha, I lied. I traded pain pills to a junkie for herpessssssssex.
>>677706318
Tired as well, so I'll be heading off later, too.
>>677706791
I'm a /v/irgin f/a/ggot yet I somehow have Hepatitis N, Hepatitis A, Hepatitis Z, and Hepatitis I
why is thread died?
>bumpy camels
>>677707836
Thread is not kill yet
Best waifu ever!
Energetic, smart, furry and tight
>>677707817
I'll cut your face off and wear it while I'm fucking your mother
>>677708115
Now this is podracing.
>>677707915
just really slow
>>677708115
I was hoping for something involving titties.
>>677708315
still not slow enough for my secret bumps
>>677708315
Gnomes
>>677708391
Says a member of team flat
>>677700301
Well... Rory for DFC. Although technically a loli. Claimed.
That's it for me today guys
Have a great evening/night/whatever
And remember to eat healthy and exercise!
>>677709342
see ye
egg
>>677708873
I was kinda conflicted about that. I don't want to insult the proper flatties with my B or C boobs or whatever.
>>677708531
Not them.
>>677709342
Huge!
Good night, Emi
>>677709342
Goodnight beautiful
>never coming back
>>677708873
flat tits still tits
>>677709511
Don't worry about it!
I'm just fucking with you.
No harm done.
No faces cut off
>>677709342
Night Emi.
I'll take my leave, as well. It's getting really late.
Good night.
>>677709603
;_;
>>677709342
sweetest dreams stay safe out there
>>677709342
>remember to eat healthy
I need to remember this.
Prinz is far too sweet to be part of a balanced diet.
Goodnight.
>>677708873
Night, Emi!
>>677708873
I don't want to cause any trouble, but here goes another (You) for Team Flat
>>677709814
Don't worry about it.
>>677709342
goodnight emi!
>>677709885
>>677709342
Goodnight to you
And goodnight From me, Keep up the goodfight comrades
>>677709885
>>677710103
g'night guys
>>677700301
Pepe is 2D, can i claim him?
>>677709913
A vote for team flat is a vote for heresy.
>it's just banter mate
>>677710001
Wait what.
Eh, I should really go to bed.
But I can't really think of another way of saying it either.
It's not a problem, really. No offense taken or anything.
>>677709814
>>677710103
Thank you, good night. Thanks to all late replies, as well.
See you.
>>677710293
Yes, and a 10/10 claim at that
im gonna go to bed as well, i need an early night
>>677710581
Goodnight Kagami!
>>677710480
Im glad that you share the same feelings as i do towards my waifu.
So what do we do here other than posting waifu pics?
>>677710581
Goodnight beautiful
>>677710103
Aye Aye Captain
>>677710581
>>677709885
Night
>leaves for like 2 hours
>comes back
>people still arguing about big vs flat tits
>I love being here
>>677710930
I don't think it'll be an argument that will ever end
>>677710746
We have intelligent (for /b/) (and for us) conversation and are the most polite and sane places on /b/
But I'm off now because it's 10:45 and I have shit to do in the morning
Good night, everyone (whoever's left, that is)
im gonna go to bed as well now
just remember Team Flat Chest best team
what was stupid shit you guys did as really young kids?
i used to put play-doh in my mouth and let it sit there. for some reason i loved the "taste" of play-doh as a really little kid kek.
>>677711229
I feel like everyone is leaving because i joined.
This place feels cozy, i will join in if i see it again.
Good night.
>>677711386
Good night an sleep tight
>Shinoa-anon
>>677711144
Whoa-
I ought to check that before sleeping.
>checked trip-trip-dubs
>>677711229
>>677711386
Goodnight guys.
Sleep well.
>Galko
>Galko
>>677711626
I put Galko twice
my bad
>>677711229
Goodnight tits
>>677711448
Na it was slow for a while
>yuuko
anyone making a new thread?
>Sameji
>>677711144
also self check
Who is handling next bread? Galko?
Ctrl alt del all waifus
>>677700301
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