Im bored, trips decides what to do
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Im bored, trips decides what to do
>>677682977
sharpie in ass
>>677682977
take a shower
checktrips. OP blows off left nut. webm proof
Go shoot up a police station or government building.
eat my ass
>>677684263
Reroll
>>677682977
Become an hero!
>>677682977
find a job
Shoot monitor
>>677682977
Shoot yourself in the hand, livestream it for us all.
Shoot gun inside house provide proof
Or pour water over your shitty razor keyboard and buy a new one
>>677682977
Get your fucking finger off the trigger.
>>677682977
nice dubs, nice gun
also I think you should go outside, looks sunny
Bury chair in backyard
>>677682977
Shoot yourself with small caliber to get immune to large ones.
Burn your mousepad
>>677682977 (OP)
stick it in your ass
>>677682977
An Hero: The Movie, Livestream Edition.
Shoot both your big toes off and stream it
>>677684840
Its not cocked u fag
put some numbers on the side and make it stattrak
>>677682977
Kill yourself.
>>677682977
sell gun, develop delicate liberal sensibilities, campaign for tighter and more restrictive gun laws, vote bernie sanders.
>>677682977
make a smiley face on The Wall by shooting at it
>>677684991
Reroll
Cover gun in mayonaise
sell gun, develop delicate liberal sensibilities, campaign for tighter and more restrictive gun laws, vote bernie sanders.
Learn to play the ukulele.
Fill gun barrel with mustard
>>677685125
Then place it inside pooper
Pour Ketchup all over keyboard
sell gun, develop delicate liberal sensibilities, campaign for tighter and more restrictive gun laws, vote bernie sanders.
Learn to play the ukulele.
Start experimenting with pansexuality.
Fap
buy something actually good like a Glock 26 or Glock 19
Shoot your mouse and keyboard then post pics with timestamp
>>677682977
Kill yourself
>>677684994
You mean loaded or chambered? You can't/don't need to cock a gun that doesn't have a manual firing hammer for it to fire.
>>677685366
shoot ur keyboard
>>677682977
Go to the nearest hospital. Tell them you feel sick. Then have your fun inside the doctors room, after that make sure you take alot with you.
Tie a gopro or anything that records a full hour onto your head. If they ask what it is, tell them it's for a school project.
Every sick person u hit is 50 points.
Not a sick person is 100 points worth.
Hospital staff is 150 points.
Security or any cop is 300 points.
Get as many points as u can.
At 1000 points I will donate a 1000$ into your paypal.
The more points, the more dollars you get.
When you reach 10.000 points. You will become the king of /b for eternity. Also will I donate you a good 15k dollars.
After your playtime, to show me that you have don it, and also so I can count the points, post it on vid(dot)me
Good luck soldier.
Ignore this post if you're just showing off your piece.
Put computer mouse in bowl of milk
Shoot your monitor
Stuff your ass with that gun with a comdon on top
sell gun, develop delicate liberal sensibilities, campaign for tighter and more restrictive gun laws, vote bernie sanders.
Learn to play the ukulele.
Start experimenting with pansexuality.
Tell your father you love him.
>>677685498
this
>>677685407
> glocks
Shit tier
put that shit up your ass faggot
>>677685498
Reroll
>>677685556
off by one
An hero and stream it
>>677684936
Works
>>677682977
visit mchan for 1 hour
Shit on keyboard
>>677685636
shoot keyboard
>>677685636
Roll
Put gun in butthole and pull the trigger
>>677685453
This.
Kys
sell gun, develop delicate liberal sensibilities, campaign for tighter and more restrictive gun laws, vote bernie sanders.
Learn to play the ukulele.
Start experimenting with pansexuality.
Tell your father you love him.
Major in gender studies at university.
uuu dubs here
reroll
>>677685453
I want to do this.. Please hook me up with a gun.
>>677682977
PUT THIS GUN DOWN AND GO TO SLEEP
uu dubs again
reroll
>>677685766
Check'd.
Take an NRA gun safety course with your dad and make sure you store all firearms in a secure location in your home so that children cannot access them.
>>677682977
buy some stat-trak upgrades...
Put dick behind rail slide and open fire.
*for all illiterate gun fags out there, this really fucking hurts* WILL leave a gash.
Pour milk all over couch
>>677685900
Check'd the checker.
>>677685424
How is it gonna fire if the hammers not back on a single action hand gun...
Shoot your dick head
Post a picture of the biggest phallic-shaped thing you have up your ass.
If you got nothing, jerk off and take a nap.
sell gun, develop delicate liberal sensibilities, campaign for tighter and more restrictive gun laws, vote bernie sanders.
Learn to play the ukulele.
Start experimenting with pansexuality.
Tell your father you love him.
Major in gender studies at university.
Learn how to make cappuccino art.
shoot you genitals
>>677685766
winrar
Light keyboard on fire
>>677682977
If trips your computer goes rips
In otherwords you shoot your computer
shoot your genitals
Shoot out your lights
Sharpie in pooper
Shoot yourself in the thigh.
in need of moar weapon, send to me op
>>677685984
This
>>677685453
This if trips.
>>677686062
nigger jew
sell gun, develop delicate liberal sensibilities, campaign for tighter and more restrictive gun laws, vote bernie sanders.
Learn to play the ukulele.
Start experimenting with pansexuality.
Tell your father you love him.
Major in gender studies at university.
Learn how to make cappuccino art.
Buy a single-speed bicycle.
shoot your genitals!!!
>>677686083
This
Call your mother and tell her you love her.
Take ur finger off the trigger and go take a dump
>>677685453
Lord of 4chan provide me with trips.
shoot your keyboard
shoot yo ur genitals
Disassemble gun, hide in anus, forget it's there.
Shoot up the table.
Gun barrel in popper. Time stamp also nigger
Hand shot
>>677685453
OP, just do this already. Amuse the gods.
>>677685657
Isn't it down?
sell gun, develop delicate liberal sensibilities, campaign for tighter and more restrictive gun laws, vote bernie sanders.
Learn to play the ukulele.
Start experimenting with pansexuality.
Tell your father you love him.
Major in gender studies at university.
Learn how to make cappuccino art.
Buy a single-speed bicycle.
Publicly denounce guns as realistic self-defense
shoot big toe.
Shit on the table.
shoot comp
Put mustard all over keyboard
Wish me a happy birthday. I turned 20 today
end your life on stream
sell gun, develop delicate liberal sensibilities, campaign for tighter and more restrictive gun laws, vote bernie sanders.
Learn to play the ukulele.
Start experimenting with pansexuality.
Tell your father you love him.
Major in gender studies at university.
Learn how to make cappuccino art.
Buy a single-speed bicycle.
Publicly denounce guns as realistic self-defense
Join the Peace Corps.
Shit on your keyboard and smear it in
show me your genitals
>>677685453
Gods of the underworld. I call upon you. Invest your power into my post so it becomes trips. It will be a massacre of a kind. Serving blood for you. Trips please my liege.
>>677686637
Happy Birthday!
>>677686637
reroll
Fire the table.
>>677682977
buy a new keyboard
buy the biggest dildo you can find on amazon
Shoot yourself in the foot, then in the hand you maatetbate with, maatetbate with the hand maybe try put dick through the hole made in hand. Cum all over foot and hand then go hospital rub it over everyone you see.. Get fixed up then shoot moniter, keyboard, mouse.
>>677685453
Hey where can I get a gun?
sell gun, develop delicate liberal sensibilities, campaign for tighter and more restrictive gun laws, vote bernie sanders.
Learn to play the ukulele.
Start experimenting with pansexuality.
Tell your father you love him.
Major in gender studies at university.
Learn how to make cappuccino art.
Buy a single-speed bicycle.
Publicly denounce guns as realistic self-defense
Join the Peace Corps.
Start seeing a therapist
DO NOTHING
>>677686637
what did you get for you birthday?
>>677685962
reroll
>>677685453
Check these trips nigger
cover yourself in mayonaise then go to a mall and walk around naked
Shoot yourself in the foot
>>677685453
roll
>>677686637
roll
sell gun, develop delicate liberal sensibilities, campaign for tighter and more restrictive gun laws, vote bernie sanders.
Learn to play the ukulele.
Start experimenting with pansexuality.
Tell your father you love him.
Major in gender studies at university.
Learn how to make cappuccino art.
Buy a single-speed bicycle.
Publicly denounce guns as realistic self-defense
Join the Peace Corps.
Start seeing a therapist
Start working at a co-op for fresh organic fruits and vegetables.
Go outside and shoot the first black person you see
>>677685453
rolling
Go avenge these souls. Go shoot up a mosque.
>>677686748
Mike Tyson is that you?
>maatetbate
cover your face in apple sauce
cover it in siracha and shoot into pooper
>>677685453
wtf is going on here
put that shit down friend
>>677687032
rolling
>>677687054
Fuck off, Randy
>>677687054
fuck off
>>677685453
Plis
>>677685978
>1911
>single action
>>677687032
rolling for this
>>677687032 what's the story behind this picture?
>>677682977
Clean gun. Go shooting range. Never be a faggot.
>>677685453
The gods must not like me.
Shoot the first black person you see
My gun is nicer !!
shoot all you computer shit
Fill bathtub with water, put keyboard in bathtub
>>677687049
fuck you ricky, im going to get jim
>>677685453
Santa,
I want this.
>>677685453
go op
shoot monitor bro
>>677687032
Re roll, if I don't get dubs of trips you should still do it :)
When you get caught say "refuges welcome and I done it for the lulz"
>>677682977
Shoot out 1 of your neighbors windows
Roll plz
Shoot yourself in the dick
shoot the gun
>>677687054
Fak 0fF Randy
>>677685453
Op I think it's clear..
put mustard on your face then go out for a walk naked put a gopro on your dick post the video
shoot your monitor
Eat a full block of cheese with pepsi/coke
>>677687500
doubles check.
shoot up poop chute and webm proof
Aprende español
poopie in the sharper
>>677685453
rolling for this
drink 2 gallons of milk and cover your gun in mustard
>>677685453
Op is a faggot and won't deliver anything.
Shoot up your work or school faggot
Kys
Empty fridge, dump everything onto the floor
>>677685453
the time is now op...
>>677685453
Fuk you op, die. you won't deliver.
>>677686637
happy birthday bro. don't have an appropriate pic, so here is a Tu-95 i guess
>>677682977
Give the gun to some coon and then call him a nigger.
>>677687271
Do me a favor and write "James Allan Runs Shit" on the paper and I will be forever grateful
>>677687634
Wtf did I just watch lmao
Kysd
shoot out your windows
>>677685453
he won't deliver
>>677685453
rick
shoot your own dick
>>677687924
roll
Shoot 5 bullets to you gaming computer/usual computer
Poop on keyboard
>>677685453
roll
shoot a dog
Hey Elliot Rodger here & i want to give a suggestion my suggestion is kill as many bitches as possible & then run them over with your car if you have one bro become supreme like me.
>>677688034
REROLL
Shoot PC
>>677685453
Rolling for this. OP pls deliver. You will be the eternal hero of 4chan
Put all utencils in microwave and turn it on for 10 minutes.
>>677688073
This
Shit in the gun then fire bullets into gaming setup and see what happens
shoot yourself for being a razor fanboy
shoot your stovetop with the gas lit
live suicide
Fuck, why can nobody get trips?
cover your face in mustard, get a dog. take a picture with the dog tucked under your right arm while naked. then get the gun and cover it in apple sauce. then eat a whole pot of mayonaise with a fork
shoot yourself in the hand
>>677685453
everyone roll this.
>>677688299
reroll
Stop Being a faggot, Take apart the gun and play some CSGO
>>677688319
Trips are banned
Gun in microwave
don't do anything
shoot out your car windows
Randomly shoot out the window.
Don't forget to load it.
And chamber it.
cover your face in mustard, get a dog. take a picture with the dog tucked under your right arm while naked. then get the gun and cover it in apple sauce. then eat a whole pot of mayonaise with a fork. THen eat a banana
>>677688319
because there will be no trips in this thread
Shoot that shitty razor keyboard
>>677682977
You might begin by inserting a loaded magazine.
Then pull back slide and let it slam forward.
You now have the 1911 at Condition-0
Then please continue by inserting muzzle into your mouth, at an upward angle of between 40 and 60 degrees...
eat butter, just butter. get yourself a spoon and a nice pot of butter
>>677682977
Shoot yourself in the foot. Post pics after.
>>677685453
this
>>677688477
holy fuck rerolling this
Pour milk over computer
>>677682977
What to do? Anon there is only one thing to do and that is "IT" faggot!
shoot out the window without looking
guys dont waste your trips, we OP to deliver something neat
You should pull your pants down and maturate to some porn. If you have already done that, invite your mother to do it with you. She will understand, and might even like it.
>>677688667
YOU HAD ONE JOB YOU IDIOT
Pawn it and buy burger king with it
>>677685766
Guys this is the closest to trips on this thread.
Op deliver or fucking go home.
>>677682977
get a job you social scum
>>677688443
See?
Also, rerolling for hospital shooting idea
>>677688477
Reroll
>>677685312
And pull the damn trigger
>>677688667
How bad do you feel right now?
stick the gun up your ass
Go outside with the gun and condom
Wrap the condom on the barrel of the gun
Fire it at a tree and see what happens
>>677682977
go find that anon that keeps postging the mouse penis cut off thing and kill them
roawlin fer trips yo
shoot out the window without looking and eat a banana, also cover your face in mustard and take a photo with a dog tucked under your left arm
>>677688882
see now this just pisses me off
>>677688831
that's stupid, you can see that on youtube..
Rolling for hospital shoot em up game :)
Shoot PC
Shoot your computer
>>677688882
Off by six
>>677688888
>>677685453
I guess this would be pretty sweet. Rolling
>>677687219
What are you implying
pour milk over your computer then put mustard on your face then take picture with dog tucked under arm
>>677682977
hey, i'm also using a black widow
cool
>>677685453
ROLLING
Throw computer out the window
shoot your computer
>>677685453
Rolling on the floor
Shoot keyboard
>>677685453
DELIVER YOU FAGGOT, DO IT NO ONE LOVES YOU
eat a whole pot of mayonaise with a spoon while your face is covered in mustard video everything for proof
Shoot ur PC
Find a cop and just point that gun at them
shoot your computer
cover ur face in mustard
kill the first person you see outside
if no one is there... go hunting
Shoot your dominant hand
>>677685453
By the power of satan. I roll.
Poor all liquids in fridge on your bed
>>677689448
Kek.this
RIP your local church
>>677689467
reroll
Donate it to the nearest police station. Guns are bad.
put mustard all over ur face
>>677686637
Happy birthday!
Begin recording.
Put on safety
Fuck self with gun.
Turn off safety.
Fire off clip into toilet.
Throw shit covered gun out of window.
Timestamp or gtfo
Dress as a clown and master bate in front of a daycare/elementary school
this thread is cursed
>>677689467
also reroll
cover keyboard woth mayo
fuck yourself in the ass with it and pull trigger right before you cum
cover the gun in mayonaise then put it in your ass and then shit post result
Give it to an edgy kid at a playground and tell him it's not real and it's ok to play with. Sit back and watch the chaos
Destroy all your razer manchild gaymur shit and buy some tastefull gear,
Empty clip near cop.
Miss every shot.
Throw gun.
Fap and go to sleep
cover dog in mustard
shoot someone dammit
record it for proof
Break keyboard in half post the pics
Cover your couch with ketchup
>>677685453
roll
kill yourself...
Put it away
go out side
zoidberg noises
wave gun, firing randomly
Shoot a small piece of your toe or finger off
>>677689898
>67|76
>89-8-98
>>677682977
Go to bed and think about what you did with your life
wolowolowolowolowolowolowolowolowolowolowolowolowolowolo
Shoot your computer 3 times. Post pic from phone
get a dog
>>677687054
Fuck off Mr eats 15 cheeseburgers in one sitting, know what I'm saying?
shoot yourself with the gun while live streaming to us
Put it in your butthole. Post pics
>>677685978
Being this retarded>>677685984
>>677687768
Reroll
Kill the mustardposter.
>>677685453
reroll
But a cat
>>677685453
rollerino
insert into pooper and post a picture
>>677690214
then fire the gun
>>677689754
this
>>677685453
here
>>677690159
well fuck you too, also if trips cover face in apple sauce then take pic with dog tucked under your left arm
I'm a big guy.
>>677685453
>>677685453
27723 beasts
927 kills
4373 blood angels
36 48 sacrifice
>>677685453
Another one!
stick it up your ass
>>677682977
> Go to nearest store, whatever it may be
> Fake up some tears
> Run up to cashier
> Bawl and cry about you're about to get thrown in jail for railing a 7 year old (those exact words, rail)
> Hand them the gun
> Tell them you don't have the balls, they have to end your pitiful miserable life
> ???
> Profit
Squirt mustard all over floor
Shoot at cops
>>677685453
FUCK
DO THIS
shoot your balls off then kill yourself, film for proof
>>677685453
Roll it again!
never come back to /b/
put mustard on your face, then take a picture with a dog tucked under your left arm
>>677682977
shoot the first person you see outside your window
>pics or it didn't happen
>>677685453
Rolling
>>677690257
Reroll
404 TRIPS NOT FOUND
REROLL
>>677690404
>>677685453
rolling for this
>>677685453
roll
>>677685453
G'night I hope I see something in the news today.
Clog toilet with toilet paper/paper towels and shoot toilet
tongue kiss your mother
>>677685453
this
Do nothing. Just go to sleep.
Go to the park
Point gun at kids
Once cops arrive point it at the cops
Lol the while time
Re roll, shoot pc
>>677682977
Put the gun down, go to the gym, get ripped, turn your life around, post progress
>>677685453
rollin for this
take pot of mayonaise, eat it then put mustard on your nipples. then find dog, put mustard on dog then take picture of mustard covered dog licking ur face while the gun is in ur anus
Blimptraingunthrow.
>>677685453
roll again
>>677690331
for me?
>>677685453
reroll
Kill yourself
>>677690228
Being this retarded
>empty the magazine
>put each individual round up your ass
>put the empty magazine up your ass
>load magazine in your ass without hands.
NO TRIPS IN THREAD
ABANDON
NO TRIPS IN THREAD
ABANDON
NO TRIPS IN THREAD
ABANDON
NO TRIPS IN THREAD
ABANDON
>>677685453
rolling once
>>677687032
rolling for this
you faggots will never get trips
Nothing
>>677690554
>>677690557
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOU JUST BARELY FUCKIN MISSED
>>677690554
Reroll
>>677685453
rrrrreoolll
Pour milk all over couch
>>677685453
So he only needs 10 points?
> Fuck off Eurofag
put apple sauce on your face then eat a pot of mayonaisse, then find dog tuck it under your right arm post pics for proof
Look at my trips
Finish School
>>677685453
here here
>>677685453
trips comon
Shoot at some cops
>>677690777
what the fuck
>>677690777
Noice
>>677690777
WINRAR
>>677690777
FINALLY
>>677690777
kek what
>>677690479
are there any niggers here stealing all of the trips?
reroll
>>677690777
winrar fnaly
>>677690777
thread, ruined. bye frieds.
Shoot all of your computer set up at least 10 times
>>677685453
trips
>>677690777
winrar!!!!!!!
>>677690777
WINRAR
>>677690777
Winrar
>>677690777
winrar
>>677690777
YES WINRAR DO IT OP
post a picture with the pistol in your mouth on your facebook with the description being "The End" and post a screen shot on here.
>>677685453
reroll
>>677690777
finally
I get trips so buy a better gun. And sharpie in the pooper
>>677685453
roll it again
gun in pooper
>>677690941
Thread will die b4 he can do shit.
Put 2 bullets in your ears and 2 bullets in your nose.
Stunned at how many ppl in this shitjoint don't even know enough to notice that there's no mag in the gun...nor is the hammer cocked.
Buncha millenial dweeb boogers.
Can you even wipe your own asses without assistance?
>>677685453
rolling stones
>>677690777
WINRAR
>>677690701
then what are these?
OP, kill yourself on livestream
DELIVER OP I AM THE MUSTARD GUY I HAVE BEEN HERE THIS WHOLE THREAD I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
shoot yourself in the left thigh and call an ambulance. see which gets there first, your blood on the floor or the paramedics
>>677691178
kys
>>677682977
put the gun down put the gun down PUT THE GUN DOWN PUT THE FUCKING GUN DOWN PUT THE MOTHERFUCKING GUN DOWN PUT TH
>>677690777
well this thread is bullshit
bye
