Why are Americans afraid of the penis so much? They literally chop them off dolls and action figures. Actors with big junk, like the guy who did Superboy, have it airbrushed out of movies.
Americans act like the penis is an evil thing instead of something every male has.
One time I was running really fast and tripped on a penis only to impale my eye upon another penis. it was the saddest day of my life. Penises are evil!
what a stupid fucking question. if u are not trolling which i think u are, id suggest offing yourself do the planet a favor
>>677669660
So you hate the penis and think anyone who doesn't should be wiped out?
sounds like a typical American
>>677669375
Underrated
Cuz they spread nigger AIDS to faggots like you
>>677668975
You've clearly never choked on a penis.
>>677669844
listen fuckhead, u wanna suck cock this i understand and this is why started this thread to begin with but if u are trying out intellect its not working
Americans are afraid of nudity in general, but yeah we definitely got something against dicks. Doctors forcing circumcisions, better sex ed for girls instead of boys, and in many cases dicks are more of a joke than a thing. Think about how many time a dick has been used as a gag in a movie, now compare it to the vagina.
>>677670301
what are you babbling about?
forgot your meds?
>>677668975
why is it that 9 of 10 people that use this site are fucked in the brain
ITT:
>tryhards
>tryhards everywhere
>>677671497
You mean defending the insane culture of hating a body part?
because americans dont have huge dicks in avarage, thats why they hate them, because it reminds them about it
>>677672249
i have a penis and it works very well, if ever i find a female that isnt happy with me or my dick shes a whore and thats what this site doesnt get maybe ur all just too fucking stupid idk
>>677668975
circumcision shame. they don't like to be reminded of a bodypart they're missing a piece of.
Op stop living in your mind, where does any of this come from? Go suck a fat cock since it seems to be on your mind so much
>Why are 300 million people all exactly alike?
Fuck off, idiot.
>>677672986
>>677673068
here here
>>677672986
>Op stop living in your mind, where does any of this come from?
You are in deep denial iff you think American culture is even slightly penis-friendly
>>677673068
nice fallacy
>>677673191
give me five minutes with your mom ill promise a better version of u = friendly time she'll say
>>677672641
>circumcision shame. they don't like to be reminded of a bodypart they're missing a piece of.
mutilation is done because of penis hatred
Superboy?
>>677673435
she be a cock whore is what u saying
>>677673481
yeah the actor's dick was considered too big so they went through every frame of the film to photoshop it away
American penis hysteria
op sucks
>>677674062
yup
>They literally chop them off dolls and action figures
Wow I did not know about this. Gonna order some dolls and action figures from america now.
the producers of elf made will ferrell wear special underwear because they were worried his dick and balls would scare the kiddies
>>677674062
ad hominem is a fallacy bro
>>677668975
cause of American puritan ancestors and beliefs are still circulating in american culture
>>677674185
can't have nipples either
males are literally drawn in America without nipples
>>677674690
>males are literally drawn in America without nipples
and without eyelashes
apparently only females need to keep dust and dirt out of their eyes
>>677674197
same thing happened to burt ward, except they tried to get burt to take drugs to shrink his dick and balls
>>677674690
>>677674971
My mind is so fucked right now.
>>677674061
Damn, I love him even more now. You are referring to Henry Cavill right?
>>677668975
check out superhero coloring books, they steer clear of anything in the crouch
>>677668975
Is that a real penis???
>>677675047
America is full of antisex nutcases
>>677676412
yes
>>677668975
Blame "feminism" and "rape culture"
>>677670107
not everybody can be a faggot
>>677676710
Isn't that like 10 times bigger than normal?? Like why is there so much variance it would be crazy if someones arm was 10 times bigger than normal
>>677676641
yep, guns and violence are fine, but show a dick or a nipple, like janet jackson and they go apeshit
>>677677334
there is a lot of variation in penis size
>>677676883
I would if those were the cause which thy aren't
>>677677760
>there is a lot of variation in penis size
But why, biologically?
Yous all got hooked by the b8 m8s
>>677678238
this entire website is a b8
>>677678238
it's only that to you because you're blinded by your culture
>>677668975
not afraid of this one, wowza
>>677668975
>They literally chop them off dolls and action figures
They chop an important part of the penis off their baby boys as well.
>>677674061
I was expecting bigger, but I'm a top, so I don't care about his size. I'd still break his anus with a kryptonian condom.
>>677679079
it's not him
>>677677581
exactly.. you can show a man's head get split open by an axe during primetime on TV (Tales from the Crypt) but heaven forbid someone were to see a flaccid dick
>>677678217
Having longer arms is only a viable use of resources up to a certain point, beond which it would become a hinderence to an organism.
Hvaing a larger sex organ makes it easy for females to distinguish good genetics, deposits sperm closer to the cervix etc and is less costly to resources than deveoping enormous useless arms.
It's essentially a sex linked trait that's been selectively bred for over time. We have the largest penis's of all the great ape lineages. Big dick = Alpha, masculine and powerful (Even if it's only symbolic, like a peacocks feathers)
Because sex is really bad when youre younger, sexuality is bad because parents want to shelter them
As cavemen, we saw dicks and tits everywhere, so no bigs
No awadays everyone wants to wear clothes and shit, also expecting others to follow suit and if they dont they're weird perverts/tribesmen
>>677671828
Of worshipping penis and pretending to not be gay
>>677679243
Are you sure
>>677679797
that isn't the guy who was shopped because of his size
>>677680027
who is that big dick guy then
>>677679496
>Because sex is really bad when youre younger
nope
sex is only bad if you get raped or if you're a girl and get pregnant too young
boys hit their peak libido well before 18 often enough
when I was 14 I was cumming three times a day -- horniest time of my life
sigh, what a lucky
>>677679782
because not hating and going nuts with censorship is "worship"
I guess you think I worship elbows and wrists, too
>>677680027
Well then who is the guy I posted and who are you talking about?
penis bump
>>677680701
He looked a little bit Hispanic, was quite hung
>>677681080
Why does it look so dry?
>>677681308
Because dicks get dry
>>677681080
moar
u homos still here?
>>677681588
Look up "Alternadudes Jake Strong"
I've been watching the vid for years, I wish he did more.
>>677681167
A Hispanic superman?
>>677681524
only mutilated ones
>>677681904
he may have been Italian or Greek partially
but looked a bit Latin
>>677669375
that never happins in china
>>677682145
I get it, because the Chineses cant drive
>>677681080
>Source
Bump
>>677682809
I posted it here
>>677681822
>>677671074
split my dick and call me caitlyn that is funny
>>677669375
You're not supposed to run in the gay bathhouse
>>677680304
You misinterpreted newfriend
Sex is natural and should be realized at a young age, sarcasm is hard to hear on this typing thing
I found the fuzzy spice channel when I was 7 so yeah
>>677670994
That gif. The bread doesn't come out of the second nozzle; it just materializes in the air.
>>677684115
Do you think the animators noticed but didn't care
>>677682380
I kinda love shane
>>677684674
I've been looking for more on this guy for a while. Got any info? I fucking love him.
How come nobody posted this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOROvO2fxTc
>>677674690
Do European dolls have anatomically correct crotches?
>>677668975
The phallus is a sexual organ.
As mammals, we're wired to be sexually stimulated by the direct sight of genitalia.
Most males are not comfortable with feeling sexually stimulated by a penis different from his own.
That's why. American culture was born from Puritanism so the question is almost rhetorical. Duh.
>>677673254
Phallusy hue
>>677668975
Because the annoying feminists that are concentrated within our country associate them with rape, so we have to conceal them. Be glad that we're the target, you ungrateful faggot.
Buuuuump
>>677684967
He posts on /soc/ off and on, and does chaturbate shows occasionally under the name /theastroglider/
>>677685090
lots of cultures have naked people without there being a problem
try again
>>677685504
feminism is a lot newer than American penis and body hatred
>>677685594
I love you, as well. Thank you so much.
Anytime you want your ass licked hmu
>>677685893
? All cultures have naked people. Do you not shower? WTF is your point, nigga?
>>677686240
how many pics do you have of him? I have like 50 in a folder which I'm happy to swap.
>>677668975
if that's soft oh my hnnnnnnng
>>677670994
dicks are funny you faggot
>>677686753
I only have 5 or 6 when he posted on /b/ once. I've been searching for more ever since. I couldn't get his name then because 4Chan crashed.
>>677668975
that's why americans invented 4chan.
vaginas are gross, benis is lovely
>>677687270
A E S T H E T I C
>>677687132
he's so perfect, but he has a bf.
>>677687206
guess so
>>677686693
how dumb are you?
public nudity, dimwit
I guess you've never seen a fucking naked African before or learned that women in Japan went topless until Westerners told them it's a bad thing
>>677687413
Ikr, he seems like a real bro. Like he'll suck your dick while playing vidya
Do they fuck on cam?
>>677668975
My dick is literally 1 inch flaccid
So no one gets to see it
>>677681308
>>677681524
Because it's a mutilated Jew dick.
Disgusting.
>>677687838
Post a pic. All peen is beautiful
>>677687838
get fucked
>>677687797
He is, you'd never even know he was gay. He plays Fallout and stuff naked on cam.
His bf doesn't participate in the shows, but he uses dildos on himself.
>>677668975
Yes, why do Americans use pants and underwear when the rest of the world is naked like jungle savage
GAY
>>677688532
Fuck, he's awesome.
So do you have an imgur or Mega for the pics? Or just a folder?
>>677668975
I found OP
>>677682038
Nigger what was his name
>>677688192
Never noticed how beautiful an uncut cock is.
I guess I have a new folder to build.
>>677685043
Of course not
>>677689323
Obsession for Men
>>677689152
just a folder, but I could upload it somewhere.
he got a nipple pierced recently, but I don't have any pics of that unfortunately. it looks hot.
How did a thread about big dicks turn so fucking gay, you faggots.
>>677685043
>Do European dolls have anatomically correct crotches?
Yes some do
>>677689651
>it looks hot.
kill yourself
>>677689651
I'd love it if you did. Where'd you have in mind?
>>677689713
Have you some example, creepy sex dolls or something similar don't count
>>677690556
>Sarah Braekman • 2 years ago
>Americans are weird. In Europe, my dolls all hade a peepee or a stripey.
http://hellogiggles.com/people-upset-anatomically-correct-baby-doll/
>>677691019
but why
>>677679079
I still wanna see Supermans penis
>>677691345
but why what?
Americans are weird body-hating freaks
Read "Plain Facts for the Old and Young" by Kellogg, the guy who founded the cereal company
he talks about using carbolic acid on little girls' clitorises, sewing up little boys' dicks with silver sutures to keep them from being able to get an erection, and various forms of genital mutilation (without anesthetic because the "pain will have a salutary effect on the mind")
>>677691697
He wasn't the only one. Some of his torture regimen came from other American doctors
Joan Crawford used to strap her son down when he slept to prevent him from ever masturbating
>>677691697
I don't get the point of anatomically correct dolls.
And just because the cereal guy is fucked up, it doesn't mean all Americans are.
>>677691019
Fucking creepy bastards, thats probably from some cucked scandinavian country that is so progressive that it lets muslims take over, at least muslims will stop this at the end. I'm not American bthw
>>677692313
Size?
>>677692352
yeah it's so creepy to have a realistic baby instead of a Jenner child
>>677692214
thanks for the failure
>>677690330
where's quick/good that I can upload a zip without having to make an account?
>>677692725
Small
>>677668975
something to do with the puritan/sex offender founder population probably
thanks britain, yeah, just send over all your repressed maniacs and rapists
>>677683446
hehe
>>677693221
I have no clue, bumping for answers
>>677693994
I tried Mega but it's a dick.
>>677693221
Would any of these work?
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/best-websites-to-share-files-without-signing-up/
>>677693221
thats a really nice cock. not yours?
>>677694570
qt
love boi but
cause they dont love the dic
Live Long and Fap
gofundme com/BigDild0
>>677694585
here we go: http://wikisend.com/download/792046/Shane.zip
Do you have any more of him left?
>>677695726
Nah, this was my last pic: >>677693994
I hope this works for me.
>>677695936
well enjoy. It was nice getting some new ones for my folder. :)
>>677668975
Hmm, this reminds me. I forgot to buy bananas when I was at the store. Fuck!
>>677696135
Thanks! I appreciate your work :)
>>677693221
That looks delicious! 10/10 would swallow.
general big dick thread now
>>677678217
The distribution of penis sizes is approximately a log-normal distribution, which coincidentally is the same as the distribution of income and 4chan comment length. Are all these things related? Who knows.
>>677692214
Maybe not, but we still suffer the effects of the insanity and cruelty of Kellog and men like him.
It's because of that fucker that I'm circumcised.
>>677685090
you just admitted that you're turned on by dicks
as long as they are attached to bodies like these i dont care
>>677668975
Correction: FEMINISTS act like the penis is an evil thing.
>>677699528
>It's because of that fucker that I have an aesthetically pleasing dick that's always clean.
Foreskin is pretty overrated.
>>677670107
>>677679333
>>677701230
I remember that vid.
Such a disappointing finish.
We need more shemales working on increasing their loads.
>>677701446
>Foreskin is pretty overrated.
No it isn't.
>>677701607
men that wouldnt fuck her are gay trust me
>>677701846
Do you want mine? I could live without it.
>>677701846
It can be pretty annoying tho.
Since my parents decided to not cut me, but my father was cut, he didn't know about informing me to stretch it while i was young.
I didn't really pay attention too much to it growing up, so I never once thought to try pulling it back.
Now I'm 20 and get skin crawly feelings every time I move the skin back by a cunt hair.
How can I overcome this chickin'shittery?
>>677702127
But I'm gay.
Being into feminine guys is still being into guys, the attraction to dick and semen is real, but manly men are just as ugly as vagina to me.
Feminine guys are the solution. And a perfect one too.
>>677702366
Get in a warm bath, relax, then pull it back all the way in one fluid motion. Try to leave it left retracted 24/7 for a week or so, it'll be uncomfortable at first but exposure will desensitise the glans a little and you'll stop feeling weird when you feel the skin move in future.
>>677702872
The bath thing is what I keep getting told, but they also say to have patients and slowly move the skin back little by little for days, further each time.
To paint an image for you, my foreskin is all the way over my head and resembles a toothpaste top.
>>677701446
>aesthetically pleasing dick that's always clean.
>let's cut a party of your body so that it fits a subjective aesthetic value, don't worry, one of the pros is that you will not need to wash it with soap like you already do with the rest of your body, see? we are saving 5 seconds in the shower. If there are any cons? Well, the people who actually conceived this didn't want you to fap but were to dumb to also conceive that lube exists.
>>677703199
oh, sounds like phimosis, that's unfortunate. You might want to google some stretching exercises, also see a doctor and get prescribed a steroid cream, that will help the skin stretch.
OP Is right.
In America, we praise movies with violences, gore, etc.
But when it comes to sex, or nudity we try to minimize it as much as possible!
Europe is kind of the opposite
>>677703879
Dammit, I dont need this bullshit.
I Just wanna be able to purchase a fleshlight without fear of harming my peepee.
I mean not fear having a smelly dick.
See I have a very weak to no sense of smell too.
>>677704375
you could always get a partial circumcision. have them cut off the overhanging "toothpaste-nozzle" part. It'll heal in 6 weeks and the rest of the skin should be loose enough to retract.
>>677705278
hmmm, but wont it leave a nasty scar since im an adult now?
