i work as a waiter at ihop. give me a task and i'll try to carry it out.
>>677648958
I think you forgot to take your apron off
>>677649111
was cooking that night,
spit on someone's order
>>677649299
been there, done that, i need something more creative.
Take these waffles to table 32 and refill my coffees at 20?
>I'm going to go smoke while someone else does my work for me
>>677649392
SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS! WHAT A GREAT DAY INDEED!
>>677649487
Can you roll this silverware while I run my checkout? I swear I'll come back and finish.
>>677648958
Write your number on a napkin and give it to the toughest looking patron.
>>677648958
Shove a pancake in your ass and then kill yourself.
>>677649737
i could give that a shoot.
Staple a pancake to your managers door. Or to the bathroom signs to cover it along with a paper that says some tumblr shit like "we're all the same inside. fluffy ;3"
>>677648958
Try to make physical contact with at least two people at your next table, especially the person paying. Give everyone, especially children candy when you drop off the check. If you're not seated next to a window, lie and say the sun has come out.
>>677648958
Task: Shave your face, waiters should not have beards. You do a subservient, skill-less, indoor job meant for women.
Serve the next family their food. When they ask for the check write s number on it (preferably suicide prevention hotline) and slide it over to the dad. Add a wink why dontcha
>>677648958
POST PICTURE OF HAPPY FACE PANCAKE!
>>677650691
Chuckle/10
>>677648958
Make a bread sandwich
>>677650652
>skill-less
Ok
Greet next customers looking normal, sit them at the table and all that, get drink orders and then walk away.
Shave beard off. Return to customers with their drinks and act like nothing has changed. Continue on as normal, take food orders, etc. Leave the table.
Tape beard back on face and continue on with the day.
>>677648958
Move out of your parents house
Cum in someone's coffee
>>677651234
Are you denying that food service is a skill-less industry or are you so lacking in skills you think i spelled skill-less wrong? lol Americunt
>>677653498
Not OP here.
Last time I checked, motor skills are still skills. Take that internet tough guy.
>>677654312
Nope, you checked wrong. Whatever you checked that told you basic motor skills of waiting is a skilled job needs to be updated. lol loser
