Can anyone identify the spider I caught? I woke up and it was crawling on my arm. Also, trips decide what I do with it.
>>677597117
I think that's Tony.
>>677597296
You know him? Why is he in my house?
>>677597345
I wouldn't say I know him, but I've seen him around.
>>677597117
Pretty sure thats Lil Tony. Tell him "woogitty boogity" and he will be cool.
>>677597407
Is he the reason for the small clusters of baby spiders on my ceiling? And what type of spider is Tony?
>>677597451
When I said "woogity boogity" he tried to get out of my box. So I put him in a water bottle.
>>677597117
It's a brown terror, if you keep them in a confined space for too long they develop wings and fly after their captor spitting venom.
Looks like a brown recluse
HOLY SHIT! is that tony!? i haven't seen him in ages! how you been man?
>>677597652
Can they break through generic brand water bottle plastic?
>>677597752
You ALL know him? Why is he in my house?!
>>677597117
Could you get a better shot of them markings?
>>677597911
I can try. One sec.
>>677597834
Be careful, tony doesnt like it when he is crawling on flesh..
>>677597511
A spider that hunts it's prey as opposed to waiting for it. It's not a brown recluse or black widow, and in America, that means you're safe. Uh... Yeah I say it's probably safe just to give it a woogity and a boogity and let them eat all your bugs.
>>677597979
isnt*
looks pretty nasty fam, you're fucked if there's more in the house
>kills spider
> is surrounded by the thousands of flies, midges, mosquitoes and moths spiderbro would have caught and eaten
you deserve it.
check em. put spider on your dick OP
>>677598178
roll
Brown Recluse OP
>Very poisonous
>Can be fatal
How's this?
Op is hungry, OP should eat the spider.
eat it
>>677597769
No, but I think Tony is Claustrophobic, you should give him a real home.
>>677598178
reroll
>>677598303
roloi
>>677598178
Rolio
>>677598042
There's multiple clusters of babies and shit in this room
>>677598083
I haven't killed it yet.. Trips decide.
>>677598178
I really hope you don't get trips
>>677598178
rolls
>>677598257
Better. I want to say wolf spider but it's butt looks too plump and the markings are off
>>677598290
I can put him in my garage, or my tree or a bush. Trips decide
>>677598178
rooll
>>677598257
He's smaller than I thought. He seems pretty cool honestly. He's definitely not a brown recluse, but he's got see nice chompers, it'd itch like shit if he bit ya. Eh, I'd just put him on a tree, let him (probably her),build a grand nest.
Put Tony outside and gain +1 spider karma.
just kill it, keep some cellar spiders if you want to get rid of ants or mosquitoes or even other spiders, they are really cool, just stay at one place, cant pierce trough skin so completely harmless and kill other kind of shitty spiders, but with this one? you can't be sure so just kill it.
>>677598178
rollerz
>>677598548
Rollin for tree
>>677598622
rolioz
>>677598581
I want you to win, for my own sake.
Axe and a lighter
>>677597117
let it go.
who kills a spiderbro?
>>677598178
rooooooling because sooo close
>>677597117
Eat the spider
>>677598548
No. Spider has to meet the pooper.
Eat. It.
>>677598713
I have a hatchet and a lighter. How would I use them together?
>>677598773
roll
My gf cheated on me with Tony
he won't kill you OP but he's an asshole, let it go 120 miles away from your house so he doesn't find his way back
>>677598786
Rollin fo' dis.
>>677597117
Cum on it
Put it on your dick.
Swallow spider whole, no chewing
>>677598786
this
>>677598847
Roll
>>677598847
rollin
>>677598796
Where do you live, op?
>>677598786
>>677598775
>>677598178
Please no, lol
>>677598638
Re-rolling. Also >>677598676
Can you take a picture of the location of the eggs?
>>677598863
Roll
>>677598786
Do it do it.
>>677598257
It does look a lot like a Brown Recluse op, their bites can get nasty
Fuck it
>>677598796
Kek, axe body spray
Make it a house and keep it as a pet.
In nose
>>677598908
Southern California, USA.
>>677598913
Sure, one sec.
>>677598833
rollin
>>677597117
burn that fucker, i hate spiders
>>677598863
Rolling
>>677598178
roll
In the pooper
put in ass
>>677599007
rrz
>>677597117
>op looks at his screen and then back at spider and it disappears
and if I get trips you have smash it with your foot,
It also kinda looks like a brown recluse, what country?
Put it on your tongue then close your mouth for 30 seconds and start moving your tongue around
Let it be
>>677599111
Winrar
>>677599111
WinRAR
>>677598833
rolllllin
Jizz on the fucker
Cum on it then kill it with your dick
>>677598913
I couldn't get a great picture but this is what it looks like around my whole ceiling
>>677599111
winrar
>>677599111
the most boring trips decide i have seen
>cut end off Turkey baster
>put Tony in turkey baster
>insert turkey baster into rectum
>squeeze turkey baster
>profit
>>677599177
Swallow all of them
>>677599111
And to clarify, it has to be with your bare foot
>>677599111
Alright, gonna smash it. Barefoot or slipper?
>>677598178
ROLL
>>67759899
Sweet, rollin like Henry Rollins for Tony's new mansion
jizz on it then eat it
>>677599260
Barefoot
Shove the spider up your ass
Rolling for jizzing on spider
>>677599349
Rerolling
>>677599177
Damn bro you let all those fuckers live there rent free? Tony brought his whole family. You could trap them all and put them outside. +100 spider karma and you will gain immunity to spiders at Tonys powerlevel.
>>677599340
1/2
>>677599260
show us remains on foot
>>677599349
Drown Tony in sperm
>>677599349
Roll
2/2 RIP TONY ???? - 2016
>>677599177
Thanks op. But uh, I think the thugs that were after Tony are responsible for those eggs. It's a good thing you killed the poor bastard quickly, it's sweet mercy compared to what those spiders would've done.
not bad.
Put Tony corpse in peehole, also soak feet
now stick in your ass
Eat Tony's corpse
>>677599511
nice job, you have done the world a favor
Goodnight Tony
>>677599396
Dingy floor, no wonder you uave spiders all along your ceiling and crawling on you. Run a vac and dust walls and corners and artwork for fucks sake. You could huave prevented the invasion of Tony and the gang.
>>677599511
Whadda waste
Rip Tony
Cum on Tony
>>677599584
Roll
>>677599511
>>677599648
ill let u keep those dubs if you disturb the other spiders
>>677599659
Good point. I gotta clean
jizz on it cunt
>>677599396
>>677599511
>>677599648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wfYIMyS_dI
ripperoni tony 2016
>>677599635
Aye fuck you nigger. Eat ten dicks in a row and die cancer bitch
Trips decide what I do with his corpse
jizzCum on it cunt
>>677599822
Ejactulate on it. Then ejaculate on the babies too.
>>677599833
Triple dubz has spoken
>>677599897
>Rolling
I see quints in the near future.
>>677599935
>rolling 2
I caught a similar spider. I made him a home and kept it as a pet. It was pretty nice watching him.
I don't know what kind of spider is it, but it is not a recluse. Also, it's male.
>>677599964
>rolling 3
>>67759983Triple dubs has spoken
>>677598786
>>677598775
>>677598178
Roll all three
>>677600000
>>677699999
>>677600002
Fuck.
Going to keep going.
>>677599511
TONYYY NOOOOO
>>677600027
Gotta keep on keeping on.
Eat it covers in it man milk
>>677600083
Chance for trips coming up.
>>677600130
Missed it by a mile. Another chance soon.
>>677600184
>rolling 8 or something
>>677599778
nice meme!
>>677600219
Missed it.
Another chance soon.
Go be a normal person
op wasnt a fag. it was a good day
>>677599822
ejaculate on it
>>677600252
>rolling 10
>>677600295
Chance should be around now.
>>677600334
so fucking close
>>677600334
Motherfucker.
Well I'll keep trying until 555 and then I give up.
>>677600369
>rolling 13
>>677600411
>ROLLING 14 PLS
>>677600334
ohh one off now u have to find a spider and jizz on it
I need to see an jizzed spider tonight.
Plz giv
>>677600460
Missed again because the captcha was a faggot.
>>677600477
Since when was that a rule you faggot?
>>677600498
Chance should be around nowish.
>>677600477
Same to you that makes two spiders
Fill that bottle with your semen, blood and piss.
>>677599511
RIP in Pieces Tony. I'll always remember the good times we had. Can I have his stereo?
>>677600621
Last try.
Cum on it
>>677600667
You turn >>677600667
>>677600334
>>677600554
>>677600667
Trips decide which way I kill myself.
>>677600667
>>677600554
>>677600334
-.- whos doing this...
Giv
>>677600754
It's quints or nothing family.
>>677600881
Getting closer.
>>677600909
>DON'T FUCK THIS UP FOR ME
>>677598581
rolling for op's dick
>>677600935
I can taste it.
>>677600981
ROLL.
>>677601000
...yes
>>677601000
See here: >>677599897
As for the way I kill myself, it'll be old age.
Ejaculate on Tony
>>677600554
Since i fuckd your mum
>>677601082
Make sure to post a picture of the cumdrenched bitch with timestamp.
>>677601135
You're a goddamn comedian.
>>677600757
Updog
>>677601253
Stop.
>>677601197
OP you better still fucking be here.
>>677598458
Pic of baby apider clusters
Summon The devil, make a blood pact with it to revive Tony
>>677601758
reroll
>>677601784
reroll
>>677601758
How do I summon the devil?
>>677601840
and again
>>677601846
>>677601863
not my problem, Revive Tony !
Maybe find an ancient indian cemetary
>>677601980
d oit
Spider on Dick pls
>>677598581
Roll
>>677597692
Naw that's not a fiddler.
>>677597117
thats not a spider, thats the cancer that try leaving your body
>>677597117
THAT'S TONY!! How the fuck did he end up at your house?
>>677601289
Don't be harsh I just need to see some one come on a spider
Haha you know
