Why do you get up in the morning?
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Why do you get up in the morning?
>>677549770
"Becuz I can"
the alarm wake me
My car.
100% the truth.
I do talk to a qt now as well so I guess that too a little.
Bad sleep
Because I want to experience the most out of each day before I die
>>677549770
To find out.
>>677549770
Because I reach the point where I'm unable to just fall back asleep, and just laying there only gives me time to think about how miserable I am. A cigarette would also be a good answer, I guess
>>677549770
the need to piss
then once I'm up I'm awake
Basically so I don't become a statistic. I want to keep my house, not become another foreclosure number.
life is what you make of it.
i recently got dumped by my ex. it hurt like a bitch but I am recovering, working on completing my Ph.D., working full time, and thinking about going to law school... dunno about that last part, but I also want to start a nonprofit organization at some point in the future. I guess we will see...
read Nietzsche, Schopenhauer and the stoics. Your life will improve. Sometimes it can be a bitch though...
Work
Also, check em.
>>677549770
I got fired from my job and possibly facing prison time
When I fall asleep I don't want to wake up
>>677549770
Because im blessed to be alive and im not a self loathing, pitiful faggot
>>677551521
This
Tomorrow is another chance.
>>677552022
Maybe you shouldn't do dumb shit.
>>677552022
Prison might be something that can change your life for the better. Sounds crazy but its what some people need sometimes. I did a 10 month bid for running off on probation. Now, im totally free, have a decent paying job with opportunity to advance and a loving girlfriend. It really turned my life around
>>677552604
I take responsibility
I blame it on myself, my "mental illness"
because I'll get fired from my job if I don't get up, obviously
niggers
I wake up so I can keep planning my new plot to massacre everyone who disagrees with the hentai lifestyle
>>677552722
How the fuck did you get a job with a criminal record?
I don't want to work at mcdicks serving niggers all day
>>677549770
Because I never went to bed in the first place. I usually only get sleep on weekends.
Because I need to go to work. Can't fuck around on /b/ without internet.
Because my bed does not make coffee, or prepare food.
Because of that wallpaper, holy shit that looks fucking nice
>>677552896
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>>677552778
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>>677552643
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>>677553015
i think you might be spamming the wrong thread there, bud
XDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDXXXDDDDDDDDD KEK KEK!!!!!! SO FUNNY!!!!!!
>>677553206
Get fucked. There's more.
XXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDD! THERES MOARR!!!!!!! GET IT?>? MOAR KRABZ?? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>677549770
don't be sassy OP, we know that the part of getting up is easy. The bad part is going to bed without the existencial dread set in.
Because the 1MC wakes me up for deck muster.
xD!!! top KEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>677553337
>>677553346
holy kek, moar please.
IT'S RAPE TIME!
>>677553510
KEK!!!!
>>677553337
you're spamming this thread...why?
like I know you didn't just decide "fuck this thread in particular".
I got like 30 of these.
Because school and food.
>>677553659
That is exactly what i was thinking.
I am very selective.
I wake up to friction burn my dick to s/fur...why you ask?
KEK!!!!!
>>677549770
Because people have invested too much time and money into me for me to just selfishly give up, though I really really want to.
>>677553794
sure there bud
enjoy my filter
>>677554047
I sure will.
>>677553921
Someone say spongebob?
>>677549770
To support my family and my hobbies. Other than that I really don't care about being alive, except for not being able to do my hobbies anymore.
I don't, I get up in the afternoon.
Its Fucking 5:45 and i have to Work soon
TOPKEK!!!!!!!!
>>677554186
Care to help me? I'm running out.
Honestly just my SO, but I have abandonment issues and I'm terrified it won't last
>>677554117
why spongebarb? i tought we were freinds
>>677554277
Actually that's my only one, but it's a cool idea, I'll start getting some tomorrow
To kill this thread, we'll need more than just bananas.
>>677554352
I don't I wake up about 10am smoke a Bowl without even getting up and watch Netflix till at least 4 then play video games till about 2am then repeat
Because I didn't die when I jumped out of the car..
>>677549770
Not even gonna lie as I suppose this is good for setting goals.
Pretty much only to join the military in the near future, so that at least I'm useful enough to justify being alive.
Make an actual, life long, loyal friend as opposed to self serving ones that are so common, I have yet to do this.
Have a girlfriend who I actually like, as opposed to the previous experiences...
Overall just really sad with my life right now, but can't break from the educational track I'm on viably, basically I just wake up towards the future, but hopefully when I'm in the military I'll be able to live looking forwards to tomorrow, and not a year or two from now.
Arrest those sponges! !
>>677554505
We will own this /b/oard
This is the least favourite of my collection.
>>677554736
I got some super lewd sharks if that would help
Becuase im not a whiney bitch, and this is life. For thousands of years, people WAY less lucky and privileged have gotten up each day. I know i can sure as fuck do it, too.
>>677549770
For the part of my night where no one fucks with me I get to sit and explore the internet and eat snacks til I go to bed.
>>677554942
Lol we will ocean this thread
>>677554942
Sure M8
Only got 30 sponges. I save them for the occasion.
>>677554993
True, but for me living isn't a good enough reason to continue living.
You need something more than primal survival to make it worth it, not that my or most peoples' lives aren't worth it.
And that's the last one.
Time to go fuck another thread.
Because I need to live even if it's hard, guys you need to be strong everything will be okay again :)
I know how fucking gay it sounds but it's true
everyday in hopes of something good, something better. better won't just come to me, but what if better never comes.
Lewd sharks inbound...or maybe suggestive...both
>>677549770
to fuck my ex girlfriend in my Goliath suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
>>677555358
No! it's surviving.
Where are you, lewd shark man?
>>677554995
>this
Captcha traps
I wake up to feel hope of happiness, just once in my whole entire life, hoping maybe I can make my life better and I don't seem like a failure to my family, that I will go on and do something great in my life, but I don't, no matter how fucking hard I try, I wake up to people acting like I am a fucking joke, just because I didn't succed as much as my siblings, or that I can't hold a relationship, or even have the chance to give my parents a child, knowing they would be proud I did something good for once. Then I realise, hope is just a dream, a dream I can't wake up from because I am stuck with it like a deep sleep, and I still try hard to sleep, while others try to wake me up from it, because I can't have a single fucking day with happiness in my life. That's why /b/ros, that's why I love waking up, because it's like a big "FUCK YOU" to my co-workers and friends who think I'll kill myself, because of happiness and hope.
>>677552722
you can't get a job with a criminal record and
I think you forgot to mention that almost everyone
who goes goes to prison ends up doing heroin, which is 100% addicting.
For her
I quickly ran it of sharks
>>677556195
Then the emperor has already won. You were our only hope.
>>677549770
I never
for the mims
College, the motivation to something with myself. And also my girlfriend.
>>677556392
Furry shit is nothing compared to sharks.
>>677556389
Doesn't mean I can't remarkably get a lot more in a sec
>>677556555
Okay then. Avenge me.
Nice trips bro.
>>677556126
How long you've been with her? :')
WHEN I WAKE UP
I'LL SEE WHAT TOMORROW BRINGS
>>677557086
Viking
>>677549770
I got to pee
>>677549770
i have to work >>677549770
>>677554995
Did i post this?
>>677549770
Normally my alarm goes off on my watch, get out of bed while trying not to wake up my girlfriend, grab a shower, wake her up, get ready while talking, then kiss her goodbye. Honestly I need to be more thankful that I get to wake up in the morning next to a sexy brunette who is faithful to me and loves me.
