ITT: YWYL
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ITT: YWYL
i'm american and even i have to say
lol america
>>677516340
Why do I want to fuck that
>>677516340
That's a pretty common fruit over there. There's no wat in dat.
>>677516016
GENIUS
>>677516604
>wat
>i realize is "want" and not wat
Fuck myself.
>>677516340
I lost
>>677516513
I really want this to be real.
>>677516887
Why?
>>677516584
nasty
>>677517051
Why the fuck not? Fill one with meat and cheese, put it on and eat while driving a stick shift, or while jacking off. The possibilities are endless really.
>>677516016
Craveburger in Denver and Colorado Springs
>>677517326
No.
>>677516016
I've had this meal, it's a restaurant in Portland, OR.
>>677516340
nastiest fruit melon on the planet right there
>>677516016
Just looking at that gave me diahhrea.
>>677517513
Crave burger has that? Isn't there a crave burger by town center near highlands ranch?
>>677517558
>>677517513
>thinking that it's an original idea and only one place has ever done it
I bet hundreds of places do it all over the world
>>677516016
I hate this trend of stuffing everything with cheese and wrapping it in bacon. Why not just toasted buns with melted cheese inside? This just looks gross honestly
>>677517326
>stick shift
It's called a gear stick and the expression is driving a manual. For fuck sake Americans stop ruining everything you touch.
>>677517788
Seen it in Houston
>>677517397
Underated post
>>677516600
lol
>>677517881
>maple bacon taffy
eww
>>677516016
when did it become acceptable to post shitty 9fag watermarked images on /b/ unironically?
>>677516016
That looks good as fuck
>>677517985
noooo not really
Battlestation edition
>>677518074
Since when did it become acceptable to act like an oldfag?
>>677516989
Nope.
>>677518328
>Cheer dudz
Top fucking kek
>>677517861
why are you so concerned about what americans say/do?
>>677518468
Destination, Flavortown Hospital, USA
>>677518074
Just another sign of the end days anon
>>677516989
That is just chicken
I think we all want a piece of her...
>>677516016
>Beef wellington
>>677516989
And bacon
>>677518500
because americans already ruin everyone else's impression of the west enough
>>677517525
Yes
>>677518328
Game on
>>677516340
>>677518760
HOLD
THE
FUCKING
PHONE
I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOWJOB
Totally not underage :)
>>677519132
BRO
>>677516584
thicc
>>677518760
hold on a minute....
>>677518980
ummm
>>677518980
Monitor turned sideways = enormous douche
You all lost
>>677519132
STAHP STAHP
>>677516016
Jack in the box stacked grilled cheeseburger
>>677519464
vietnamese girls are the best to wife up
>>677518468
not sure i trust a burger joint to cook my ground beef medium
>>677519132
I missed it lol thank god
>>677519276
what was it?
>>677518635
Hnnng mcnuggies
>>677520248
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>677518074
It happened slowly, /b/ has died not in a bang but with a whimper
>>677518980
>Flesh light under desk
>>677518882
Stay mad faggot.
You sound like a whiney little bitch. "Anericans ruin everything!"
Yeah, alright.
>>677520524
underrated post
>>677518496
>Cheez-It
>Duos
are you retarded
>>677519120
fuck off
>>677516989
why do I want to fuck that?
>>677516584
rice cooker pancakes don't sound particularly good
>>677519132
I switched to Yotsuba just for you so your joke would work
>>677520578
They do though
>>677518980
>destiny
faggot
>>677520709
>charcoal
hah
>>677520862
>Pimms
faggot
>>677520720
how do you make pancakes in a rice cooker?`?
>>677520965
Why in the bathroom
>>677521298
because wat
>>677516016
I make those at home. I put fried onions and an over easy fried egg on it too. It's good.
>>677521084
>implying the jack and coke isn't for the man and the pimms for the lady
Oh that's right, you've never left your basement to meet a woman before.
>>677521554
thats the best high to fuck up your shins
>>677518468
>ground beef
>medium rare
>ever
americancuisine.jpeg
>>677521608
>>677521084
fucking destroyed
>>677520709
>>677520985
>>677521982
I don't regularly walk into my furniture, do you?
>>677520919
WHY
THE FUCK
IS THERE A COMPUTER
ON AN ELECTRONIC DRUM SET
IN A TOILET?
>>677522121
kek'd
>>677522169
WHY
THE FUCK
ARE YOU REPLYING
TO THE WRONG POST
IN THIS THREAD?
>>677519116
What the fuck
>>677521084
you can't even put 2 and 2 together, it's for the girl/ trap/ w/e
>>677521554
i hit my funny bone just looking at that
>>677517562
>cantaloupe
>nasty
Are you some fucking alien?
>>677516584
i fucking hate pancakes
>>677518763
beef wellington came to be becasue brits cant fucking coook anything good other than fish and chips
>>677519686
Spotted the 13 year old
>>677519342
I want a fox so bad. ):
>>677522519
this guy wants to get raided. look how the second floor is all open. easy headjump
>>677522423
>>677521982
Is /b/ just full of retards with no motor control?
>>677522383
I dunno wtf happened there.
>>677520709
Instructions missing. Dick stuck in handle.
>>677518760
>tfw that's the second time i saw this and only noticed the gay blowjob because of >>677519120
>>677522383
really like the rooms and architecture so far anon, 2 of I want so fking bad, so I guess I lose
>>677522509
I hate people who hate pancakes
>>677522509
More of a waffles lover?
>>677520965
Huge rectal cavity detected
>>677522519
> ywyl
>the perfect desk workplace
hm.
>>677522850
I'm derp.
>>677522765
>implying everyone lives in crime ridden America
>>677522644
They can't make fish and chips either, all soggy and shit. Aus fag here, you want good fish and chips, seek out your closest wog run chicken shop.
>>677522383
hnnnnngggggggggggggggggg
and I lost
>>677519686
Fucking love Z series, 300 and after not bad but 260/280s where prime!
>>677516016
you just lost
>>677523046
>implying doing that in America wouldn't get you shot
>>677523285
kys faggot
>>677518760
is that a fucking bear in the background?
>>677519464
BEER!
>>677522964
now I see what happened, tread started as
'you wat you lose' and some guy understood 'you want you lose'
>>677523399
wow, unreal, like that landscape/horizon has to be photoshopped, to beautiful, but something's off about it
>>677523311
I didn't imply that at all.
>>677516340
Does that melon have a butthole?
>>677522765
I like to imagine that the glass is reinforced bullet proof glass, and has blast shutters that come up from the bottom with the push of a button. So when he leaves, it's like, just a stone and steel box.
But seriously who the fuck is around there? Looks like a remote location with no good access via main road.
>>677519547
Lost
Salmon
>>677519414
someone has never used a terminal
You all lost
>>677516340
>>677523579
there's always a hole, just waiting to be discovered, and silly anon, the only acceptable fuck-fruit is watermelon, get with the times!
>>677519414
But they are better for web pages and reading documents...have you every worked on a computer before?
>>677523823
aHHHHH, even more gorgeous, do you know what country most of these are from?
>>677518980
>Random fishing pole
>>677524031
Lost so hard
>>677523864
Why would I want a fat ugly chink?
>>677523990
Nah, I'm sure they can be RIS to find out.
>>677517788
not all over the world no. just in america.
>>677517861
Driving a stick is a common term you're just a faggot
>>677517788
places in north dakota have that and it's done better
>>677516016
fucking lost so hard
>>677524054
that's a crane-arm with clamp. for lighting, or camera or w/e
>>677517861
You don't drive a gear stick, you drive a car, a stick shift car.
>driving a manual
No. You read manuals to learn how to drive a stick shift.
>>677518980
Hey I have those Harman/Kardon speakers
>>677524163
yes, will do, It is very easy to do so, was asking cause I thought maybe you had a connection to them, and could say something off-hand
but again ty for the posts!
>>677524121
I know that feel m8
1 week from tomorrow
>>677519116
You should be ashamed you fucking bitch. I hate you.
>>677524168
IN AMERICA!
>>677519590
Maximum faggot
>>677520862
disaronno
>>677520965
>minecraft
>>677516452
This is actually cool
>>677520063
This. Also just disgusting in general.
>>677524301
That's a bit unnerving.
>絶対欲しくない。
>>677523965
Made for midgets?
>>677524236
Ah, shitty lighting, but it still resembles a fishing pole.
>>677524301
I'd bet that water is all nectary and would leave your hand super sticky.
Do not want.
Kinda cool though.
>>677524405
Ya, I'd tell you if I know, I just have a big folder of building references because I'm studying building design. Most of them are just taken from pinterest/google images so I don't get source for them.
>>677516513
>Makes anything into a sandwich
brutal.jpg
>>677519695
bro, as someone who is currently dating a viet girl for 3yrs... and have a best friend who is mostly viet... Viet women are one of the worst asian women to marry.. stick your dick in and bounce out. Unless you wanna be stuck while they shit talk you as a My Trang and ask for money and shit to gamble. most Viet women want brand items, even the old ass ones... fuck that.
>>677524679
>>677516887
It is real.
>>677524298
>>677524789
Went to a Hawaiian place and tried one of those. Complete fucking mess and wasn't even tasty.
>>677516584
look too cakey/bready
>>677518328
I have done this before as a kid, before I had a computer and I wanted to play the lastest pokemon in stereo sound, holy shit that was the best.
>>677522509
You're a rancid cunt.
>>677518328
excellent. best in show.
>>677523464
2 messi 2 ate
>>677517861
>STOP HAVING CULTURAL DIFFERENCES FROM ME
>RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
Get over yourself
>>677523046
>crime ridden America
>Implying Oakland = All of America
>>677516584
I lost so hard
Stromboli
>>677524301
These are real, and are poisonous
>>677525326
Oh god yes
>>677522768
Apartments like this are a fucking myth
>>677525194
>we need guns for protection!
>how dare you call America crime ridden!
>>677525326
Looks good lost
>>677517789
Really dig these. I keep meaning to look them up but I'm a faggot. Maybe tomorrow.
>>677523780
someone has never had sex...
spoilers
it's not you
>>677522765
don't worry, guy. i understand. at least slap on some vertical embrasures.
>>677524893
>>677518980
Wizard Lv: ∞
>>677525433
>I've never seen one so thay can't be real!
You're looking at a photo of one, faggot.
>>677525450
Oh, please tell us more about your 100% crime free European country.
Go on.
>>677516513
i really don't get it... don't you eat your own fingers with that shit?
>>677519132
>Using Yotsuba
>2020 - 4
>>677525672
>implying I'm European
>>677525662
sorry what i meant to say is
Im not a fucking millionaire
>>677525863
My bad, it's usually europoors who immediately pull the "HURR GUNS R BADD" argument.
Where ya from?
>>677518763
It's fucking RAW!
>>677525677
that's the joke.jpg
Grab some tissue or a rag before you watch this.
>>677522167
I have had weed and staring at this photo for about 15mins straight, I would kill to live here.
>>677522383
this one is nice too.
>>677523233
I can watch this for you
>>677525672
not that guy, but that strawman of yours is getting moldy
>>677524916
god damn that looks so tasty. They day I let my self slip into oblivion ill eat this daily.
>>677518980
>Undermounted fleshlight.
>I gotta fuck the computer while I play.
>>677525326
mmm yes
>>677525450
Nice dodge faggot. I did have a pretty good opinion of you for your taste in both aesthetic and fish n chips, but clearly those aren't everything. KYS AusNigger.
>>677526057
>tell you where I'm from
>HURR DURR THERE IS CRIME THERE TOO!
Yeah I'm good not getting into that
>>677525662
That doesn't look like an apartment. That looks like the New York office of a hipster 'subculture' fanzine.
>>677526253
there's way too much going on in that photo... one of the ugliest styles of decor imaginable.
>>677523046
Looks like Immortan Joe's concubine room
>>677526459
meh iv got that on my pc
>what is an emulator
>>677524916
Are those pizza fries...
>>677524301
These used to grow all near my great grandmas house in Florida, that goop is sticky like aloe, they're like pinecone gingers or something
>>677524789
>Ramen on a burg
Why would I want this.
>>677526157
>Grab some tissue or a rag
Or your heart.
>>677526375
Alrighty, man.
>>677526459
>An apartment or a flat (in British English) is a self-contained housing unit that occupies only part of a building, correctly, on a single level without a stair.
Yes, it's an apartment
>>677526520
suit yourself, I love it. comfy as hell
>>677520985
yeah....charcoal
as in the only fucking way to grill you tasteless gas eater
>>677526157
Dinner for one in Arkansas.
>>677526395
He's from Australia, don't worry. Neighbours hasn't been relevant for years, so he's butthurt.
>>677526002
You can live like that if you're willing to live in the midwest or south
>>677521550
Unrelated, but have you checked your cholesterol lately?
>>677524370
>unfinished wood
no fucking thanks faggot
>>677523898
>The rangefinder is a bunch of monocles
+1
>>677524738
what the fuck kind of pool table is that
>>677526903
>Neighbours
>implying Home and Away isn't better
But nah I don't watch TV here because it's shiiiiiiit.
>>677522383
Idk if id like a single piece of glass that large on my home.
>>677526780
Ok, i'll say this plainly, i know you're an ozzie and thinking is hard when fighting off Indian taxi drivers, but i said it doesn't LOOK like an apartment, as i highlighted several ways in which it looks like an office, and i don't want to live in an office.
tl;dr you came here in a bad mood cos dingos fucked your baby
>>677522768
It's the HIPSTER HABITAT!!!
>>677527217
Pro tip, there is no glass there.
>>677521995
sorry we dont have to worry about horse or cats in our ground beef.
>merica.
>>677516584
americunt as fuck
think I'm getting the beetus just from looking at that fucking monstrosity.
>>677517861
Relax mate, the world's a big place where different things happen.
>>677523285
>death of 4chan.jpg
Yes, I want this.
>>677527197
Is that a pile of dog beds?
>>677526459
that picture is very very sad
>>677526151
That sink looks like a face :-D
>>677524031
Dammit
>>677526157
that's fucking raw meat!.
disgusting
>>677527311
Nah not in a bad mood, I just come here to argue with people, better than doing it with people I know.
And considering an apartment has no limitations as to what it can look like, yes, it looks like an apartment.
>>677527458
Nah it's a pile of people beds.
>>677526520
Miserable pleb detected.
>>677520524
beLIEve
>>677527674
>people can swim under the tub and look at your gooch
nah
>>677527393
>doesnt see the moon runes on the picture...
>euotrash
>>677520965
When u have chronic diarrhoea but u wanna play games
#desktop lyf
>>677516016
loooooost it
DAMN
>>677527795
These aren't in highly populated areas...
I cannot find this nectar of life anywhere
>>677516584
If those were filled with something like jelly or cheese, I may want
Life sized loli dolls.
Relax mods, it's a doll. An artificial construct constructed out of latex, acrylic, and stainless steel.
>>677526520
I wouldn't say ugly by any stretch, but I do agree that it's a bit too much for me.
>>677527393
>moon runes
>twitter handle for a jap cafe
pls eurotwat, at least try not to be so uneducated
>>677523046
Just don't got to a cafe you fucking mongoloid.
Brit cafes are dogshit. go literally anywhere else and the food's fine.
If we were in the 80s still, then yeah. British food has become thousands of times better than what it was.
also
>>Ripping on the brits when you're descended from the criminal scum they didn't want
kek
>>677528049
whatever happend to bawls?
i remember my hipster uncle used to have them in his mini fridge when he lived at my grandma\s. Shit was cash
>>677527698
somebody just mastered sophomore english!
Congrats! You're now the millionth person who used a word to attempt to make themselves sound verbose and highbrow.
Not everyone enjoys sitting in a room so full of cluttered design that your eyes hurt looking at it.
>>677528089
>cheese
>>677526844
I want dubs
>>677527962
Still, I'd feel weird knowing that somebody can look up to my smushed up ballsack in a tub
>>677520862
>post yfw you'd rather be an amerifat than be a yurocuck and have Muhammed fuck you up the ass 24/7
>>677528278
Buttmad pleb detected.
>>677519464
Wow, she's gorgeous.
>>677528143
Ugly is relative. I find it repugnant, but to each their own, I guess...
>>677526157
>well done
>>677517513
Of course it would be in Denver. I bet it's the direct cause of legal pot.
>>677516016
mmm idk what to say ... it dosnt look that bad..
>>677526157
>A heart attack
Fcvking sign me up!
>>677524370
Kids in Africa could've eaten that wood
>>677528475
Disgusting plebeian.
>>677526057
>>europoor
>>americucks have had their credit rating lowered
>>European countries haven't
>>USA is also in a stupid amount of debt to china
americucks really are brainwashed aren't they.
>>677516513
damn, lost. And so early in the thread.
>>677521554
W A N T
A
N
T
>>677527086
Nigga that's fuckin kawaii.
>>677520709
this is retarded... you need a cover to retain heat unless you jsut want to burn the sides
>>677528208
Actually South Australian, where we weren't settled by criminals
>>677528351
Someone can do that in the bathroom you have now if they just look through the window
>>677528299
:^)
>>677528147
>>677527809
>>Getting this butthurt over a single post
Also not european.
I know your education systems are a joke but please, try harder.
>>677528756
>he doesn't know how grilling works
Fucking kids these days.
>>677528277
Your uncle used to have bawls?
Sound to me like it's your aunt.
>>677528774
Oh so you're from one of those uneducated, uncivilised shitholes then. Gotcha.
>>677528774
Why not just have the toilet lead to a hole in the floor and watch all the shit fly down the shaft?
>>677528093
kys
>>677528412
>>677527698
Terran Adjutant detected.
>>677527402
this is retarded
>>677528299
>>677528800
Wew lad
>>677528277
I used to find them at the local bodegas or in any comic/computer type store, but that was years ago.
Only place i've seen them is on Amazon or at MicroCenter.
Still delicious, and even have cherry, orange, and rootbeer flavors.
Just hard to find.
>>677528049
duuuuuude a small mart right by house still has bawls, usually grab a few every week cause I'm afraid they're going to stop being sold any day
>>677518468
i don't know why, maybe it's the burger's vertical orientation in this photograph, but i kinda want to fuck it. Like slow at first, then really hard.
>>677528292
As someone who loves cheese, this reaction is accurate. That would be fucking disgusting.
>>677528299
Ask and receive my child.
>>677517789
I love these!!
