Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>discuss stuff
>drink too mutch tea
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
claimed
emps claimed
how's everyone doing?
>>677488801
>head bashing ensues
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>677488170
By not being used on land.
>>677488481
Hello Atago
>>677488858
Me, Shiki
>Best flat-chested goth waifu claimed
Women are equal and deserve respect
[Spoiler] just kidding they can suck my dick [/spoiler]
Marie rose claimed
Can I beat the fastest waifu on no legs?
Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu
>>677489009
mandatory c2 claim
gonna get a drink
brb
>>677489110
Claiming
Tenryuu claimed
Am I missing something?
>>677489242
You know spoiler text doesn't work on /b/ right?
>>677489245
It better be tea
>>677489268
A glass of milk.
ok two questions
1. What's all this drama about?
2. Have the kids een banned or is it a coincidence that I haven't seen them (admittedly I haven't been active yesterday or most of today)?
>>677489142
this one makes more sense for that implication
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a4ZHm0PLJg
>>677489267
Morgue Fran, is that you?
>>677489307
[spoiler]No[/spoiler]
>>677489110
Femperor claimed
>>677489307
Oh whale.
Lession learned
>>677489242
>Women are equal and deserve respect
Kek
>>677489268
>>677489342 Beat me to it
>>677489009
>Claiming Homura before going semi-afk.
>Hatsuzuki anon is my anon-waifu.
>>677489268
Nothing noteworthy since your last order.
Well, a Tomoko poster announced that he is leaving. But he'll probably be back.
>>677489342
And this, I suppose.
Posting Syndra because _______.
>>677489307
It's a meme.
>regret
Why is she so perfect, /b/?
faggots
>>677489324
ran out of tea bags, yesterday
getting milkshake
cuz im a child, in a mans body
>>677489384
I'm a 5 year old autistic black kid with down syndrome and mods still won't ban me.
>>677487976
I'll have to watch it myself then
Still, I'd value your opinion
>>677488376
Their songs are long, so I prefer some more rhythm
>>677488489
Not illegal, only the abuse of it is banned, which makes sense
>>677489484
>a Tomoko poster announced that he is leaving
The Texas one or other?
>>677489142
Maybe I can get a drawfag to make something with her involving a pineapple OO'
Ananas
![[]D [] []V[] []D.png](https://i.imgur.com/O7kGiXp.jpg "[]D [] []V[] []D.png")
Hey! We made it down to just one thread this time...
Also, I have a great template comping up you can use for your waifu.
>>677489546
>tumblr universe
>not a shit character
>>677489537
T-tt...this is quite angry don't ya think?
>>677489384
>1. What's all this drama about?
It was meaningless to the point I already forgot.
>It had something to do with RP, I think.
>I don't even know why people are discussing over LoL. Riot Points aren't that expensive anyways
>>677489342
I only can accept milk from Atago, sorry.
>>677489384
No. 1
>threads are moving into the way i never indented.
No. 2
>i dunno
>>677489458
One glass please
>>677489484
I'll give my best.
>>677489787
We had a shit fit over that? That seems pointless
>>677489674
Well i just finished it.
I don't really know how i feel about the animation style but everything else seemed fine to me.
Id give it 7
>>677489727
What do you mean?
>>677489692
Good, you make the best things.
>>677489674
To be fair we totally abused it.
>>677489787
Hi Ruri
Had a few things come up..
>claimed
>>677489483
I might take that opportunity to do likewise
>>677489787
>riot
You just activated my trap card
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Elite_riot_gear
>>677489680
>when all you can think of is lewd things
4chan has ruined me
>>677489727
ment for
>>677489399
oops
>>677489674
Uh...
I'm pretty sure that it wasn't the Texas one. But he is gone as well.
>>677490054
oops
wrong person sorry
>>677490103
That armor design is so good.
>Obsidian will never make another fallout game
It hurts.
Wait... what happened to Kirino again?
>screw my memory
>>677489954
What way did you intend the threads to move anyway?
>>677489954
One glass coming up!
>>677490078
how do you think she feels about anal? doesn't matter anyway. she won't like it when i do it.
>>677490111
Wha--!
>>677490383
Objectively speaking she'd probably get accustomed to it.
>>677490111
Tripps spotted.
Shirt out of sight
Nice trips, bug eyes
>>677490243
Arent they making the next one?
I saw some discussion going on about it were they said that they are interested in doing it.
>>677490560
we have a word for that...
its kek...
you should uhh... use it some time...
instead of you know... facebook
>>677490560
>ROFL
>>>/out/
>>677490347
Can I also have a glass?
>>677490111
I'm with bug eyes though
All I can imagine is the guy fucking a pineapple saying
"That's actually working pretty good"
I may be fucked up. But I'm fucked up along side bug eyes, who just so happened to get trillz
>>677490006
Will watch it then
>>677490054
We truly did. Still, a hug a day keeps the doctor away.
>Except if you hug a doctor
>>677490130
Oh god... Things are going so wrong...
>Despair
>>677490266
That's what I was wondering.
>>677490199
Ok.
>>677489009
https://togethertube.com/rooms/allahusnackbar
>>677490866
"it just works"
>>677490750
zozzle
People get triggered by such simple things... xDxDxD
>>677490678
Anything is speculation and rumors at this point, but I really doubt it considered their coorporation with Paradox. Add in Paradox recently getting vampires the masquerade license and Obsidian tweeting about it.
>>677490750
You could tone down with the "..." too
>>677490866
seems to be working for getting dubs as well, how does one become fucked up?
>claiming sachi
>>677490954
I'm a little confused.
I feel like I saw her posts earlier but don't remember what was said.
Maybe I had a nightmare or something?
Some kind of dejavu?
>>677490281
At first nothing, but with the time i tried to give the Anons with waifus a safe habour where they can discuss, insult, share experiences, socialize, to offer a place where you're welcomed by others, as long as you just simply follow a few rules in a ruleless space. RP or even ERP was never intended and won't be in the future....at least in the threads where i OP it.
>>677491140
>zozzle
https://youtu.be/pzYGWF6qrts
>>677491171
And by coorporation I mean their newest announcement, a game called "Tyranny"
>>677491171
Well if they were making it, it would only be around 2020
>and because i doubt that bethesda is going to slow down on dlc
>and the next big thing is going to be Elder scrolls
>>677491171
>Paradox recently getting vampires the masquerade license
Oooh! Yes!
I am glad that the license is free. But... if anything good is done with it... we'll see.
>>677491345
She was here last night and then just stopped posting. Someone came in earlier claiming Kirino but I don't think that was her.
>>677491728
Oh, yeah, that might have been it.. someone else did it.
Damn.
>>677491723
I'm just hoping for something close to bloodlines, not big into that kind of roleplaying games but have some friends big into WoD.
>>677489997
It was pointless, I know.
I won't lie, though. It was getting out of control.
>>677490054
Heyo Galko, you already went for that walk?
>>677490103
>The Elite riot gear has the highest value of all the armors in-game
>>677490923
I can't say I won't miss the guy.
>>677491423
Not in a hugbox.
>>677491634
I still feel like Skyrim is recent but its pretty old already... Hope the next TES is a bit more like oblivion.
>>677490054
Here's a preview.
>>677491349
Yah but that is kind of the natural progression of this type of ongoing thread.
>>677491345
Is kirimo that blonde her?
I bullied her until she left.
Got stuck coming home to a surprise wedding yesterday. Sup?
>>677492080
why the fuck
>>677491904
Yep. It was pretty nice.
>>677492037
I like it.
>>677491889
>waiting
Oh well, I'm gonna go sleep now, see y'all.
>>677492037
kek
>>677492037
AYO HOLD UP
Did somebody say, [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy]?
Two scoops of free ice cream if you bring your waifu. We have (lemon), vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, liqourice, mojito, malted french people, mint, little white chocolate dolphins, caramel (in exchange for you soul) and "I don't care" (Only available in exchange for secret Nazi tech secrets).
!NEW TO THE MENU!
Syndra Cream! With an added surprise for certain people.
If I missed your ice cream just ask and we'll brew some up right away. We'll also spike other people's ice cream in exchange for a human sacrifice.
>>677492215
don't respond
>Says I'm back
>Immediately disappears after
Kek I fell asleep
>>677492263
SO YOU WAZ SAYING
>>677492213
usual shit
just slower
i like it this way
>>677491127
>>677492080
What blondie? There's like 10
>>677492080
You either put up or you shut up.
>>677492234
Good night
>>677492287
Hello Neo
>>677492213
Hey Ruby
>>677492287
>ehhehehehehheheheheheheh
ill take the usual
>>677492234
Goodnight beautiful
Sleep well
>>677492287
Mayi get a batch of fried vanilla?
>>677492403
I don't even know how bug eyes got tagged there
>>677492319
WE WUZ
>>677492215
because she was stupid enough to share information about how and why is she feeling bad
she also got into an argument with me
>>677491349
was it intended for talk about waifus or any conversation?
also, why wasn't this part of the rules in the first post (did i miss it)?
>>677492215
I'm sorry Mugi.
>>677492287
Hi Neo.
Can I have the usual?
>>677492213
Hey Ruby
>>677492080
Why?
>>677492287
i'll have vanilla and chocolate pls
>>677492522
KINGS N SHIT?
>>677492080
Not convinced you know the right kind of bullying for that.
>>677489009
nigga do you make these like every day or does everycunt that starts these waifu threads just love syndra
>>677492569
lol what
Finally home
What's goin on?
>>677492287
Lemon with white chocolate dolphins please!
>>677492213
Hi Ruby! Welcome back!
>>677492234
Good night!
>>677492522
>>677492610
Why am I laughing so hard?
I guess we don't see much Random anymore.
>>677492674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk05JCQEl54
true gangsta
>>677492080
>that blonde her?
You mean this one, anon?
>>677492637
Lurk moar.
>>677492674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk05JCQEl54
>>677489009
Syndra claimed
>>677492499
Fried vanilla? What in Oblivion is that? Three scoops of your... thing, for dubs.
>>677492456
EHEHEHEHEHEHEHH
Two scoops of liquorice coming up. Have a good day, Syn? I was heavily lurking earlier. What's going on with Yume? We're still spiking her ice cream, right?
>>677492437
Hey, uh, stranger. You want some ice cream or are you just popping by?
>>677492569
Two malted french people with white chocolate flags coming right up.
>>677492574
Yeah, sure. One of chocolate, one of vanilla coming right up. Want any toppings? We have all kinds of toppings.
>>677492788
Three scoops of [lemon] and choco dolphins for your dubs.
Hey Emi, what's up? Having a good day?
>>677492859
um.
>>677492287
Hey there Neo! 2 scoops of strawberry with dolphins as usual. How've you been?
>>677492234
Goodnight!
>>677492356
I see. I like the slowness tbh.
>>677492456
Hey Syndra. Sup dude?
>>677492569
Heya Galko. How've you been?
>>677492788
Hey Emi! Glad to be back!
>that pic
>my sides
>>677492522
WE WUZ DESPAIR N SHIEEEEET
>>677492405
he asked
I just answered
>>677492634
actually I do. or maybe she was just depressed, i don't really care
>>677492824
ye
>>677492213
Hello speed.
>>677492957
I'm american, literally everything is fried.
>it is a thing though
Syndra claimeeeed she my waifu
:333333333333333333333333
>>677492287
>Only available in exchange for secret Nazi tech secrets
You cheeky ol'
You'll never get my Nazi Tech secrets
>>677490847
Sure!
>>677492287
Any milkshakes?
>>677492674
Apparently telling Prinz you're younger than him is a huge crime.
>>677492957
Thanks Neo.
>>677493010
I've been all over the place today.
>>677492287
Hey there.
Don't foget about the nigger dolphins.
I want those again.
So it's one scoop of chocolate and one malted french people with nigger dolphins and...
>>677492828
What kind do you want?
>>677492859
Welcome back?
>>677492500
I think I didn't say Hi to you yet either.
>>677492213
Aaand finally: Hi.
>>677492797
Memes are the best when shared with friends.
>>677493019
WE WUZ OVAH DA WHITE MAN
>>677493143
I was talking about Kirino.
>>677492957
>Have a good day, Syn?
Yea, nothing out of the ordinary.
>What's going on with Yume?
Who knows....
>We're still spiking her ice cream, right?
Nothing has changed.
>>677493010
Doing alright, just the usual tea and shitposting.
>>677493273
ok
whats wrong with that kek
mmm claimed Syndra you niggers
>>677492853
https://youtu.be/EbsjtPAuTnI
>>677493010
Pretty good. Got a sweet trail on RL, pumped some iron, and found out that I actually have a reasonably low body fat level. All in all, great day.
Haven't seen you lately, where have you been?
Or have I seen you lately? Am I suffering from short term memory loss?
>>677493170
So... You want me to deep fry vanilla ice cream for you...?
>>677493211
DAMNIT TENTEN GIVE ME YOUR TECH. I'll trade you ice cream for half a secret.
>>677493251
We've got any milkshake that you want, Atago. Just say the word and we'll make it for you. As normal or as abstract as you want it to be.
>>677493303
Alright. One malted french person and a scoop of chocolate with some inferior dolphins sprinkled on top.
>>677493453
Excellent. That's good to hear. How are your paintings going? Is everything alright after the theft?
>>677493544
S-Stop it.
>>677493544
Fuck off syndra is my waifu
>>677492957
>stranger.
Strawberry like usual
>>677493019
Kek
>>677493312
and what was that supposed to mean?
>>677493303
Im going for dinner now... The chocolate dolphins sound great.
>>677492957
Yay!
Yes, it's been nice, some WoWs, some gym and now posting a little.
Healthy lifestyle and chill. And how about you? Everything good?
>>677493010
First time I used that pic. I found it a few days ago, I didn't even remember I had it kek
>>677492287
Am i late?
Ill take vanilla
>what the hell is Syndra Cream
>>677493544
Dat is uber l-lewd
>>677493526
I don't know.
Someone got mad
>>677493544
That's lewd though...
>>677493704
OH GOD I'M SO SORRY! I had brain lag at that point. We'll give you 3, no 4, scoops of strawberry for that.
>>677493650
Never. Those are my Nazi secrets
IM CLAIMING SYNDRA
>>677493740
You either put up or you shut up.
>>677493750
Enjoy your meal.
I'll keep your icecream chilled for the dessert.
>>677492037
>>677492223
I should have the template and background ready for next thread, I'll post what fonts I used so you can make your own /WAIFU/ news story.
>>677493544
>>677494007
this is definitely heresy. no doubt
>>677493650
That's the idea!
Just throw a bunch of ice cream into the fryer as fast as possible. Get real close so you don't miss.
>>677493599
Don't let your dreams be memes :^)
>>677493851
well thats not good
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=geLucCUG4i0
>>677494054
Explain
>>677493650
>How are your paintings going?
Too slow, i need to find more time to work on them.
>Is everything alright after the theft?
Yea, court is this Thursday so well se.
>>677493769
>Healthy lifestyle and chill.
Pretty much my day, actually. Hit the gym, found out I'm actually pretty fit. Here's a fun thing, I used to be kinda fat when I was maybe 13 and everybody would take the piss. That stuck with me until my PT told me I'm in very good shape.
I was easily scarred as a child.
>>677493774
Ehehehe, why don't you try it and find out?
>>677493955
How about, instead of a secret... A hint at what your tech is. How does that sound?
>>677493882
>that gif
>muh heart
>*hnnngg*
>>677493170
Hello Yuuko. What's up?
>>677493273
Sorry to hear my man. Hope it's all good.
>>677493303
Saved the best for last eh? Nice. How are ya?
>>677493453
Sounds like a good way to spend the day honestly. Haven't had a coffee in a bit
>>677493650
Nice my man. Glad it's been good!
I got home yesterday to find a wedding being hosted at my house, so I was out. Plus Friday I was just tired Kek
>>677493769
It's a great pic. Got a giggle outta me
Also in on mobile I'll be posting slow till I get home.
Fingers are nearly broken but arcade was fun
>hugs for everyone
>>677494122
>
>>677494189
Uh.... shure....
>somehow i feel that this is bait for bait
>>677494148
He couldn't put up with you, so he shut up.
>>677494148
Also known as "if you can't handle the heat get out of the oven", or " Can't handle the banter ya shitcunt?"
>>677493882
You're forgiven
>>677494413
whatever
>>677494132
Uh, what if the frying stuff splashes back on me and burns my face, leading me to never come back to work again, leading to the shutting down of Neo's Dairy Kingdom, leading to us being homeless and dying of heroin overdose?
>>677494149
Court. Never had jury duty yet. Sounds like a drag. Well, hope you win. Though there isn't really anyway that you could lose, right?
>>677494199
S-Sorry.
>>677494227
>a wedding being hosted at my house
What.
You came home and found a bunch of people dressed for a wedding occasion in your house and just have to roll with it?
>>677494122
kek
>>677494227
I'm pretty good right now.
>>677494283
Hi Prinz
>>677494138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVcVSEa_Ooo
>>677493544
>>677494007
>>677494464
>Can't handle the banter ya shitcunt?"
>mikan/vigil
>>677494227
Always kinda busy, it seems. Or just too slow typing.
>>677494336
>mistake
It's called Syndra Cream for a reason. You'll find out the surprise soon enough.
>Ehehehehehehehehehe.
>>677494464
Good, good. Don't file a lawsuit on customer neglect or anything. That would ruin the business.
>>677493273
>>677494681
Hi Galko
What? I don't have any problems with that. What makes you think that?
>attempted hugs
>>677489009
kagami claimed!
>>677494644
Well this is basicly in the bag, but he is still fighting for some reason.
>>677494464
Elegantly put.
>>677492957
no thanks i'll just have chocolate and vanila :)
>>677494138
what should i do if i want my dreams to be memes?
bake thread
>>677494644
Yup. Came home from work and there was just a wedding at my house. I still don't know what happened. There was booze so I enjoyed that
>>677494681
That's good my dude
>Rubyanon
>>677494895
Someone else took issue with it
>I can't remember who
>Galko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXA6CLTDekw
>>677494227
Not a dame thing.
>>677494644
No guts no glory. Are you going to let a little thing like 3rd degree burns stop you from serving ice cream? You're never going to work again because your face got rekt?
Think of fat americans you'll be denying with this policy.
How do you live with yourself.
>yuuko
>>677494189
>Use frustration and broken dreams of childhood as fuel to get swole as fuck
You are the best example of what people should do instead of crying like a bitch
I like you, you /fit/
>>677494227
Take your time, no biggie
>>677494644
That was a cute gif, don't apologize
>Emi
Someone else make the thread
>it seems some anon is buthurt about me making them.
>>677494283
How tall is Prinz-Eugen-san?
I just wonder about our relative height.
>for reasons
>>677494987
idk bro
>>677495300
Who are you?
>>677495300
~Syndranon
>>677495485
>>677495485
>>677495485
Tats approved thread.
>>677495300
what kinda reaction is that? some anon is spouting bullshit and you refuse to make a new thread?
>>677489384
Jesus, I need a pair of sunglasses to look at that gif.
Is drinking tea an essential part of these threads now cause I will be on them everyday if it gives me an excuse to drink more tea.
