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>Inb4 dick is too big
>>677487313
Women are just rats with tits mate.
>>677487313
>because I sit on 4chan all day jerking off to facebook photos
'Cuz I'm a misogynist.
>>677487313
My dick is too big
>>677487313
>asian
>ugly
>short
There you go.
>>677487313
Because she said no
Because I'm gay...
But then again, I'm still single
Stop being tsundere, baka
>>677487313
because I have no social life, and I am just too boring
>>677487313
Because im too afraid to make a move
Because I want a boyfriend
Sober me struggles to keep conversations flowing at times.
>>677487313
Told her i have feelings for her.
She didnt have them for me.
Ive know her for 5 years, and ill probably never see her again.
"Ill miss you."
"Ill miss you too"
Why does none want the love i have to give /b/? Why?
>>677487313
Because I have a fiance. Pretty shit deal, man.
>>677490043
I ask myself that everyday
Dunno really. I'm an average looking guy with a house and car, decent job. Home pretty much every night now that I've changed jobs....
Guess I'm just not anyone's type.
Or perhaps the internet has just corrupted everyone into only thinking that guys just wanna fuck when, and I've ended up being stereotyped, when in reality, I'd like a girlfriend and be in a monogamous relationship that isn't one massive battle.
Meh.
i'm ugly and have no self confidence, which is a pitty because i'm actually quite funny
Can't be fucked to feign interest in "normal" conversation.
>>677487313
Because I'm a horrible human bean.
>>677490043
Same here. It happened to me twice, I feel dead inside.
>>677490410
Sounds like you're 1) boring and 2) without ambition. So no good now *or* later. And you blame 'the Internet,' so you aren't real good at assuming responsibility for your own life, either.
Because women are traps and I prefer friends and focusing on my schooling. I am very social and have no time to just throw away on one person. Plus I am overwhelmingly loving.
Career > relationship
Because I'm lazy and have self esteem issues. Which is why I'm trying fo pull this fat chick with huge watermelon sized tits
I hate myself most days
im a recovering alcoholic/bulimic. I am an absolute workaholic.
Im really picky.. the list goes on.
Cuz im ugly as fuck
>>677487313
'Cause I'm married.
>>677487313
Because i'm ugly, unlikable, unlovable, and generally just hard to be around.
I'd kill myself if I wasn't such a pathetic coward.
>>677490834
>Or perhaps
Not blaming. Just suggesting.
Plus you're profiling me off one post on here, so your opinion is worth zero.
>>677490533
humor is sexy. use it
>>677487313
I don't care wether or not I have one so I never unvested time into getting one.
>>677490277
Hits home..
>>677487313
Short, chubby, glasses, poor. Do you need more reasons???
Because she lives overseas.
This
>>677489421
This
>>677489750
And this
>>677490533
I think it's enough
>>677487313
/o/ reporting! Because race car!!!!!!
faggots stop saying ugly, post pics and let anonymous strangers judge
>>677491760
sup fellow foreveralone.jpg
>>677487313 (OP) beacause i'm a faggot
>>677491760
No, fuck you.
>>677487313
Because my girlfriend moved out a week ago....
>>677487313
I'm socially awkward
I'm insecure
I can't talk with girls
>>677487313
I'm told I'm too unstable.
>>677491868
Wow, your hairline sure is on the retreat.
>>677487313
No social life, cannot make a move so save my life.
I'm pretty smart, but i've always been a loser. The only gf i've had made the move on me, and we were together for 4 years. Since then i've been completely alone. I don't even have friends.
>>677492138
I know that feel
>>677492122
If you have to be told, you probably are. Sorry.
>>677490936
kek
>>677491868
You are not ugly
You still have a chance
>>677487313
I never meet women that I'm interested in. Just dumb cunts.
also porn + jerkin it every other day is much less work
>>677492125
yeah, for as long as I can remember. It's a family thing. Dad still has most of his hair in his early 60's, except for the shitty hairline, so I'm hoping I don't go full bald. Getting pretty grey on the sides though.
fat,ugly, socially awkward
>>677492280
thanks anon :')
I think girls online are looking for 10/10's. seriously, its fucked.
Overweight, at a mental low point, no appealing qualities right now
>>677492529
I know
But hey Internet it's not real life, right?
Right?
Damn
>>677492239
Painful, isn't it?
What kept me from giving up on life so far is that i've never had issues with money, i'm probably well off for life. It means nothing, though. I've never been so unhappy.
It seems like everybody else around me is depressed over something, getting into pointless drama or just not being fun whereas being alone just for a lil bit will save me a lot of head ache and I can still do my own shit.
>>677491868
actualy am happily in love and possible engaged soon :/
sorry pal, you re on your own....
>>677487313
Waiting on one last chance with the woman I love. If she turns me down with 20k to start a new life, fuck her. I have my own house and everything else a pussy desires. I just want the woman I love, but if she doesn't want me, I'll settle for some 18-22yo pussy instead. I'm 30.
>>677492385
How old are you?
>>677492939
Bang her butthole raw anon. Make her legs go numb you lucky bastard.
>>677492939
GG wp
>>677490043
I feel the same right now... seeing her everyday at school is a fucking pain, even though I love her.
>>677492939
aha aw shit
good luck m8
>>677488420
This + skinny
Girls think I'm cute but I'm too insecure about my imperfections
because the only 2 chicks i know are messed up in the head, and not the good kind of messed up.
also i just dont go out much, no social life and all.
>>677492994
almost 27
>Mfw I have no more trouble talking to women
>mfw my height plays a big role. 6'6
>mfw I still don't have any muscle just stick and bones
>mfw its all about personality and not looks
Anons looks does not matter to women. I have a big nose and crooked teeth yet I still can get laid. I'm even pulling 10/10s. I'll be getting braces this month so that'll be good for me. I'm 18 by the way
Don't have a lot of social outlets I got into a trade instead of going to college so I work with mostly old dudes. I'm chunky but it doesn't look to terrible on me cause I got a broad build and I weight lift (I just don't run or diet) and I'm kind of socially awkward but I warm up pretty quick, that and I have no game lol I get anxious.
>>677487313
In one word: Acne.
I'm sporty, am outdoors more often then indoors, muscular, 6 feet tall... Heck, I even think I'm at least somewhat intelligent.
So, damn you acne, and peace to all you who have that shit too.
>>677492975
>refers to woman he loves as pussy
You haven't even left the gate and you've already fucked that one up
> Gambling;
> Smoking;
> Drinking;
> I want sex on the 1st date.
>>677491567
>get gun
>sell weed
>bitches fuck for things they want
>never buy bad weed
>>677493459
Man I'v seen people who have huge pimples on their face having qt gfs
>>677489213
>iktf
>>677493579
No, I'm calling everyone else but her pussy, if you can read. Because they all mean nothing to me but her, and even she is a piece of shit. But, I love her.
>>677493697
>Gambling
You don't have to stop just make it a healthy amount
>Smoking
That's just bad for your health but if you HAVE to do it get cigars their classy and you can't go through them as fast
>Drinking
Again make it healthy amount
>I want sex on the 1st date
A lot of guys do but you can't show that. Just make her feel really comfortable and only start doing moves after maybe the 3rd or 4th date.
>>677492939
why are all my pics here upside down?
>>677493420
Cause u're faggot
>>677493352
nigga you're 6ft6 though
>>677491514
it has worked in the past, but it's still hard. i'll probably get surgery to reduce mount Everest on my nose and fix my jawline/chin
>>677494151
There I fixed it
>>677494321
Show me your boi pussy, might help me decide faggot
because i fuck up every time a female shows any form of interest in me.
also introvert and too scared to fail and look like a bitch.
iknow its ironic because its a bitchy excuse.
Fuck the whole "boys have to take the first step" thing.
>>677494421
thanks fellow pal. God i love you all ppl in here.
>>677487313
>Loading gf..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................error
>>677494070
You don't have to stop just make it a healthy amount
> It's not like I can't pay the bills, I like to think of it as a hobby.
That's just bad for your health but if you HAVE to do it get cigars their classy and you can't go through them as fast
> I know this sounds how an addicted talks, but they help me to relax.
Again make it healthy amount
> The problem lies in the size of our group of friends. If everyone give a round we're 16 drinks further.
A lot of guys do but you can't show that. Just make her feel really comfortable and only start doing moves after maybe the 3rd or 4th date.
> It's more like; If I get sex on the 1st date I think they're to easy.
If I don't I'm to lazy to wait for the 3rd date and go to someone that will do it on the 1st date.
>>677494421
She looks cute anon. How long have you known each other?
>>677494575
It's about confidence nigger you need to get some.
>How tho
Simple, you fake it 'till you make it
>I failed tho
We'll you are faking it remember? You keep doing it until you win.
finding a girl in school is fucking impossible.
the girls i hang out with in my fav bar are all taken.
apps like tinder are fucking retardet.
not socially awkward not ugly
>>677487313
Dick is too small
>>677494575
Know the feel anon
>>677494567
here
>>677487313
cause I was too depressed to start a relationship with any girl... until I started working... I feel better with myself now, but I dont have time for a gf
>>677495053
Kek
Psychobitches ruined me. I ran away for six years and became a monk.
Just now feeling like becoming human again
>>677494364
i am that guy>>677491760
my nose is totaly fucked up, goes to left for a good cm, and is giantic
still i got this
>>677494151
>>677494421
yeah they re all shalow at first, and we have to have more personality then normies, but its managable
>>677495108
she's my bitch
I no longer have a girlfriend as I recently discovered the woman I was dating was using me as a cover to hide her lesbiansism from her family. At least I got laid and ate some good home cooked meals. Shame we never had m/f/f threesomes.
>>677490043
>>677490654
>>677493073
We are going full /r9k/
>>677495259
Strong and sturdy soviet women. Good work anon
>>677494765
> It's not like I can't pay the bills, I like to think of it as a hobby.
Ok then gambling is fine then
> I know this sounds how an addicted talks, but they help me to relax.
Find other shit to relax with
Well then everybody doesn't have to give a round then and your all still getting hammered
> It's more like; If I get sex on the 1st date I think they're to easy.
>If I don't I'm to lazy to wait for the 3rd date and go to someone that will do it on the 1st date.
So your saying if they put out on the 1st or 2nd date their too easy but you just can't be assed to wait until the 3rd date?
>>677487313
Almost positive I'll commit suicide within the next two months, wouldn't want to do that to anyone
>>677489213
how is this a problem for a gay man? New cock whenever you desire. Just head off to a gay spot or use a gay hook-up app. Easy Peasy.
Because I've been too busy/stressed to take drivers ed and I haven't had a crush for 4 years.
ayy you niggas are fucking pathetic. I get pussy already. You faggots are disgusting. I hope this site gets taken down. Your all mother fucking pedos and faggots. I hate you all
>>677487313
>Obese
Still a virgin because the peak of my life senior year where I lifted weights all day for football and was 275 and my fucking dick was too big. I could feel the wetness /b/ros half the head popped in but she told me to stop.
Boring
Boring
Boring
I like you
Auh mee too your like a big Teddy bear a great friend.
This is why I can't date white girls.
> was in abusive relationship
> assaulted by best friend
> too emotionally fucked and don't really trust anybody
> bi polar depression
> moved 1800 miles away from home and basically cut myself off to the world
> tried dating but when a woman shows interest I question their motives and stop talking to them
> polite but socially inept
> alcoholic
> decided I want help, called my old therapist from when I was a kid a month ago. Hasn't called me back
I don't want to keep living like this but I have no idea where to begin fixing it.
>>677495678
oh shit. an icy hot stunta is trying to tell
>>677494863
>finding a girl in school is fucking impossible.
How big is your school anon?
>the girls i hang out with in my fav bar are all taken.
Either that's just out or wait until one of them gets out of a relationship
>apps like tinder are fucking retardet.
From personal experience or you just don't like using it?
>not socially awkward not ugly
Well in that case the world is the problem.
>>677487313
Broke up with my girlfriend 7 weeks ago and I'm still mourning. Plus I hate most other people anyway and can't really be bothered getting to know anyone new right now.
Won't dance (if you pointed a gun at me and told me to dance to blurred lines, I would be as likely to say "you won't do it, no balls" as I would be to start dancing, and not because I am a badass). Hate rap, pop, R and B. When hot girls mouth the lyrics to this shit while dancing, I can't decide if I want to fuck or punch them. Don't have a problem with the concept of meat markets, sex must be had and all, but cannot endure the stuff that comes with it. My sense of propriety is too highly developed, I was in the bathroom when the gift of shamelessness was handed out.
Med school starts soon, hopefully that will help.
>>677494881
>Dick is too small
How small? No pic needed just a number in inches. Also get boner pills or an extension women can't have a puny peter popper.
>>677494844
2 years, and it was a long road. she is my first real gf, the first Girl that genue loves me. and that was new for me, i didnt know how to handle it. almost screwed up with my overthinking of stuff. everytime she didnt message me back soon, i would think she desnt love me anymore. thanks good i red some good advices on the net, and gave her space. now everything is perfectnever thought i gonna be so happy with life
>>677495830
Exercise daily, regular sleep, get a dog or cat. After months of reasonably good times, de-escalate meds slowly under the care of a psychiatrist (try to find one that isn't fucking insane him/herself, which is not as easy as you might think).
recently divorced and all women are evil
>>677496063
If my 6 inch average thickness dick can get laid, anyone can.
>>677495904
>From personal experience or you just don't like using it?
yep used it a couple of times, all i met or chatted with were either retardet, fucked in the head or bitchy
Because no friends equals no female contacts
> social anxiety
> blow plans off, stay inside
> minimal social life
> get nervous when talking to girls
> beta as fuck
>>677487313
I have a girlfriend
>>677496451
Tru
best place to meet girls?
i considered going dancing since there always are way more girls then guys.
Currently seperated, can't have relations for a year... court ordered
I'm homeschooled
>>677487313
>obese
>boring/uninteresting
>no skills whatsoever
>despite all of the above I have high standards (don't know why)
>>677496714
Fuck the gov't
Because I'm married
>>677496714
how the hell can they enforce this?
>>677492378
Chloe Lamb?
'cause I'm fucking a married woman. Ideal situation, I get sex often enough and I don't get the complication of a relationship. Until the husband finds out and kills me.
>>677496714
what kind of cuck sentence is that.
>>677496887
tits or gtfo
>>677496824
Don't worry high standards go away eventually. Start looking at chubby threads and shit it helps lol
She'll never be with u
>>677496867
>>677496897
It's called I'm in the middle of a divorce, they can't enforce it if I keep it a secret but I don't wanna loose my kids because of it either do I'm not gonna bother
>>677496971
He's not a married woman he's fucking one. Screwed me up for a sec to
>>677496887
Onyx - da nex nigguz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7eutNhcexQ
Women scare the shit out of me. They're fucking crazy these days. I won't lower my standards, and I won't put the pussy on a pedestal. Everytime I get close to a girl she's amazing at first. Then when she's comfortable she does or says something fucking crazy. I instantly remember why its nice being single. Fuck all that shit man, I want to find a nice amish girl who doesn't have a phone or a TV. That way I know she'll be humble and a real fucking woman, not a psychopathic, unstable, teasing, manipulating bitch.
tl;dr woman are fucking crazy, no thanks.
>>677487313
I'm boring, unfunny, depressing, and super paranoid and anxious all the time. I don't think I'm worth anyone's time lmao
>>677497113
I had no idea a judge could do that
>>677497113
damn.
>>677497178
Fuck, I read
> I'm a fucking married woman
I'd still like tits though
Easiest question: My standards are too high for any woman to meet. So far, at least. (haven't met all 4 billion of em in person)
>>677487313
Because im beta as fuck and scared to death of women but i dont fucking know why
>>677496276
I've had a dog for over a year now but she's poorly trained ( admittedly my fault. I didn't have time to be consistent with training. I'm also a workaholic) she drives me up the wall and sets of bi polar episodes. I'm finding a place that will train her for me to save both of us the stress.
I've wanted to work out for a while. I used to do crossfit and muay thai at a couple different places back home. Theres a good gym within walking distance but now when I think about it the social anxiety kicks in and I don't even want to leave the house.
As far as psychiatry, I'd like to try and handle it myself first until I can get to the point of being comfortable enough to open up to someone.
Then again, I feel like all I do is make excuses and drink away my feelings and I need to be more proactive about my situation. It's just getting that initial push to get the ball rolling that kills me
Because I'm married
>>677497024
No, no. I like chubby and even fat women. By "high" standard I mean that I do have some. For instance: a pretty face. If the face is good, I'm okay with it. Or, another example. I like women who aren't bimbos or morons or completely shallow.
>>677495830
> was in abusive relationship
> assaulted by best friend
> too emotionally fucked and don't really trust anybody
> bi polar depression
> moved 1800 miles away from home and basically cut myself off to the world
Ok so your dealing with your mental/emotional problems with isolation from those problems. You need to sort that shit out with any therapist or positive vibes.
> tried dating but when a woman shows interest I question their motives and stop talking to them
So every time you question their motives they come out positive for secret society bitch life wrecker?
> polite but socially inept
Grow confidence or learn how to not be and practice
>alcoholic
Tone that shit down or get help from any therapist or addict doctors
> decided I want help, called my old therapist from when I was a kid a month ago. Hasn't called me back
Call another one
>>677496440
Ok if your school is too small or the crowds are just unlike your taste your still gonna have to keep getting out there
Because im on 4chan.
Well, I mostly got a crush on my best (female) friend so im to scared to tell them that i really really like them. i really like them but i also really her being my friend. so im kinda f"cked
(male - 16)
>>677490617
>human bean.
I sadly don't have a reaction folder on this device.
>>677497277
Ok your right about women being crazy but the woman doesn't have to do all the old shit their society demanded them to do your just looking for a sweetheart who actually means well in which case yeah its kinda rare.
>>677487313
im working on it but they "busy"
>>677497287
fix it
>>677498041
actually the school is pretty big but all classes are quite self-contained
> your still gonna have to keep getting out there
currently trying to find new places, im new in town
>>677498385
Which is more important to you a friend or a lover?
Also that (male - 16) better not be your age otherwise your gonna get banned. (Say your 18 you non rules reading /b/rother)
>>677491868
Just style your hair diferently to cover up that hair line
>>677496714
This is why I'll never get married
>>677487313
Because any girl who would be willing to date me, isn't worth dating.
>>677499157
Why does he have a bandage around his dickhead? Unless he's circumcised and needs foregen?
>>677498615
>DP is normal
>Anal is Weird
yeah because liking a girl taking 2 dicks is saner than liking one dick in the ass.
>>677499364
I was jerking it with a death grip once and my hand slipped causing my fingernail to jab into my bellend, causing a pretty painful cut, I had to wrap it up
>fat
>broke
>boring
>shy
because I'm a faggot that wants something determined and long-lasting
..and dicks too big for my yellow fever
>>677487313
>You're not a 'one-night-stand' guy, Anon, you're the kind of guy someone wants to settle down with
Literally the worst way to get rejected.
>>677492378
maybe you're just thinking they're all dumb cunts and just nitpicking to justify yourself and your prejudices.
>>677487313
Because
>>677487313
cant be fucked putting in the effort
>>677487313
I have a medical condition, chronic macrophallus
>>677487313
because I'd rather have a boyfriend
>>677487313
I'm extremely unattractive.
>>677488420
well, at least I'm not asian
>>677487313
Because im engaged
>>677491868
bazinga
>>677495053
Thats not a boipussy nigger
>>677500504
>>677490410
Don't worry Anon, you sound like you've got it together, I'm sure you'll meet someone. That being said, 'home every night' probably has something to do with it. Would recommend take a night or evening class in something like ceramics (good because you sit there for hours, people chat all the time, equal amounts of genders usually).
Shoot, I'd be thrilled to be with a guy who is similar to how you've described yourself.
>>677487565
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>677498615
why is unbirthing below scat and guro?
Because I just dumped her for a nigress
>>677487313
I have a girlfriend who I forced to go out with her friends, so I can play vidyas and catch up on Damien. She gets nightmares so can't watch scary shit. Also nice to fap for once.
>>677498615
Is there a deepest level for gay?
>>677500864
Yeah we should totally hang out. Do you have tinder?
>>677497277
you sound like a complete asshole, I'm not surprised no one wants to date you. Have fun dying alone, most women don't like misogynistic fuck nuts
>>677498971
maybe I need to work on it? but heres another pic.
>>677500504
am I getting some based amy cunny?
>>677496533
>> get nervous when talking to girls
This.
How to cure?
>>677501166
>vidyas
what the fuck are "vidyas"?
>>677501311
maybe u should try grindr
>>677501313
>implying women don't want to date me
See, you missed the point. Woman have nothing to offer. They're psychopaths who perpetually demand emotional reinforcement. And they'll fuck with your emotions just to get a rise out of you and see how much you care. They're wicked, pointless creatures. I could go on for a fucking hour about how useless you are.
I'm a nervous little twat, and I think that if they say no they will think I'm a weird little nigger.
>>677498615
>floor tiles
>>677487313
Quite simply I've never met a person who truly liked me for who I am.
>expectations too high
>nothing to offer (I'm a dumb neet)
>cannot be arsed to chase someone or do anything for another person
I'm just waiting until some fucked up girl magically comes into my life and falls in love with me without me doing anything. It happened once before so why not again.
Easy. I'm fat, only make $75,000 a year, and don't like fat girls.
>>677487313
Women call me sexist and I'm a general asshole.
>>677501490
stop giving fucks; try it first with girls you don't care as much about
>>677487313
Dick is too small
>>677501490
talking to grils or killing self
>>677497510
Kek
I read that too
>>677501713
75,000 a year? Should be easy to find someone who isn't fat. Hell, go to Mexico and come back with a hunny
>>677487313
Because I have a Wife and a couple Mistresses on the side.
>>677490043
Stop acting like you need a companion and move onward; there are more important things to concentrate on than women.
>>677501608
>implying I'm a woman
You sound like you're up your own arse. Ever thought that maybe you have a complete shit taste in women instead of assuming 3.52 billion of the worlds population are all psychopaths and are out there to just hurt you.
>>677487313
I think I'm super creepy, even tough I'm probably not. I'm afraid of making a girl feel uncomfortable or staring, so I don't approach at all.
>>677501987
known plenty of guys to marry foreign girls. it's not for me.
I don't think my wife would appreciate it, unless we were sharing said girlfriend. That being said, our long time partner is in the beginning phases of a serious relationship now, so she's off limits for now. We're on the hunt for our next fuck toy.
>>677501713
Just get yourself a russian girl, they're cute and used to live with guys that make 5000 a year.
I fucking suck at socializing, it gets worse with girls.
If I knew the reason I could at least start fixing it. I guess my personality is just too broken. I'm trying to find someone equally as broken but everyone just seems so damn happy with their lives it feels almost offensive to me.
Because I have the sex appeal of leukemia
>>677502324
Fake confidence, /b/ro. Honest to God, it'll help you feel more confident, and you'll not come off as a spaz.
>>677502483
lol
>>677502483
I am going to steal this phrase.
>>677487313
Cuz my dick is a lazyfucker who never wake up when I need it
>>677501792
There are some girls in my School I can talk with pretty good. They are much more open
>mfw they are browsing tumblr
>mfw they proposed gender-shit for ethics lesson
But they are not this sjw Hardliner kind
>>677502630
This too. 22 with ED I think
>>677502421
Dude, do you really want to try to put three puzzles together at once? You, them, and you collectively. When I'm down, my wife is strong for me. When she's down, I'm her rock. You can't always make a working car out of two Junkers.
>>677501713
I have a PhD and I make €35.000/year.....and I'm very well paid in my country.
Oh Poortugal!
>>677502064
You used the word misogyny so yes you are definitely a woman or some sort of LGBT sympathizer. I speak from experience. My mother left when I was 10. I had no sisters. Every girl I've dated has caused me nothing but heartache and regret. Maybe my perspective is skewed, I'll hand you that. But I don't have any reason to not have this perspective.
I just thank god every day that I don't have a child with any of them.
>>677502873
I'm just an overpaid military employee.
>>677501713
>only make $75,000
>$75,000
>only
nigger what the fuck.
>>677487313
dick too bi.... oh wait. no reason then.
>>677502630
Serious question here: maybe you're looking for what society days you should have instead of finding happiness.
>inb4 hurr durr faggot
I'm straight, and not insinuating batting for the home team. But look outside the box and find a person who is great on the inside.
Im ugly
My only quality is that I'm a nice and caring person. I've had people fall in love with me, but they all knew me well and spent a lot of time with me.
I'd have to meet, befriend and spend a shitload of time with someone first so they could like me. And it's hard as fuck to do.
>>677502630
>>677502744
Guys, stop watching so much porn. Look up Noah BE Church and Porn-Induced Erectile Dysfunction.
>>677487313
8 times out of 10 "girlfriend" means fuck buddy through high school or college, or "support for when parents kick me out"
The other 2 are failed divorces and life long companionships
Fuck that, I'm not wasting money on a girl to cheat on me again
I think my life would be worse with gf and I feel sorry for my friends who have them
>>677503069
not implying it's a bad living, but it's certainly not enough to sell myself only based on that.
if i had $30 million in the bank, being fat wouldn't matter. $75k isn't enough to cancel it out.
>>677487313
because i still play skyrim
My BPD keeps ruining any chance of a decent relationship
>>677487313
Mental disorders.
too lazy to spend my free time with new people and a bit of bond fear.
i think those are the main reasons
>Be me 16. Virgin but I had a girlfriend before
>Be borderline too short but decent looking and clever
>Had just started working out. Gym and creatine + pushups/pullups and situps at home. Not god body but my genetics still made it pretty hawt.
>Anyway go with friends to local bar, had exams next week and was in table with 4 girls and one guy.
>thought he was smart
>I Brag about skipping a year of school (technically true but in reality not that much of an achievement)
>lel
>started telling story about how i didn;t like the method of finding the gradient of a curve at a point by drawing the tangent in graph paper like this fucking exercise asked and had stumbled on calculus.
>Ohshitcalculus.jpg
>Pretty girl at the table (8/10)
>Turns out she gets turned on by guys who are clever (I look cleverer than I am I think. Glasses etc)
>Months go by, see her online on FB, msg 'Hey Emily' lets call her Emily
>Start talking non-stop, texts etc.
>See her a couple of times outside
>At this point a years gone by, shes lost all contact with her female friends and we talk everyday
>I say I have feelings for you. cant do this any more
>We engage in relationship
>Not gonna bore you with the details. 7 months later I found out shes cheated on me
>shewasabitchanyway.jpeg
>I am destroyed for the entire summer, dont know if im getting into uni
>Start smoking weed and drinking
Now Im 20, no gf. Recently stopped drinking and smoking weed, even though i smoke cigarettes. I enjoy reading.
I am insecure about my height and have high standards that were set by this 8/10. Standards which may be unattainable. Therefore I have turned misogynist and have this deeply ingrained idea that attractive women will only want me for my money. So I have set out on a path to acquire huge wealth. Developing apps + Consulting freelance while at uni.
I just hope that money is the answer im looking for.
tl;dr had more sex when i was 17 then I did all my uni years. Trying to get money to fuck bitches.
>>677503090
I'm bisexual btw, I had sex with women and men before this without problem. This shit came a day 4 years ago I have no physical problems (my testosterone levels are ok). Its like something happened to me but I don't know why. Medfag said its all a mental issue.
>>677493158
>girl think im cute
They lie
>>677503514
>Noah BE Church and Porn-Induced Erectile Dysfunction
Thanks m8 I will try anything
>>677487565
So you're saying just fuck rats?
>>677498615
>>677487313
>because i don't want any gf
>because i never approach girls
>i got approached plenty of times
>acted intentionally oblivious most of the time(can greentext)
>fucked 5 girls overall but not just once(except for last one)
>not trying to imply i'm hot cause i sure as not think i am
>>677487313
i love a woman who doesn't love me back (pic related) but i am currently in a casual friends with benefits type thing with a m2f trans hottie, but i can't have a serious relationship with anyone, as i love the shit out of this girl
>large build but no definition
>look like a fucking mongrel
>1st girl who ever liked me was cute but i'm classist and she was a gutter monkey
>2nd girl who liked me wasan exchange student and i was only told she liked me when she left.
also got sick of the shitty drama that came from girls so i am ascending to wizard status
>>677505095
fuck the girl, pics of trap phaggot
NO HOMO
>>677505095
hooking up with a dude? thats what i call desperate.
Because I'm fucking married.
Because I'm 36, I live with my senile mother, father left when I was born, I shower once a month because I enjoy natural odor, my hobby is collecting roadkill, cleaning it up, etc and I love video games to the point I write fandom in my head on a near 24/7 of it.
There's no hope for me.
>>677505017
>contemplating dog knees
>floor tiles
Kek'd
>>677487313
I do. NOW GTFO
>>677490043
Because y'all are a creepy motherfucker.
Be less creepy.
>>677505283
unfortunately i don't have any pics of her (or him) sorry anon
>>677505404
not desperate, since i've been in love with this girl i've hooked up with a few girls and this one trans, but i don't feel anything for them it's just sex, not even fulfilling sex, i can't get over her
because i am a recluse and socially retarded. i couldn't have a conversation with a girl to save my life. also, i am 28.
>>677502799
Truth is, most people who got their shit together don't want to bother with a broken mess.
>>677488420
sucks to be you. 6ft4 aryan masterrace here.
>>677505835
if a dude cuts off his penis and gets a boob job hes still a dude.
I understand the not getting over her part though, It's tough.
because i'm too shy to say anything to girls in reallife. i mean i fingered a girl in class once but i then proceeded to fuck up and not get into a relationship
>>677504491
It could be a block, but I'm not referring to a gender, but someone exciting that really turns you on. The best sexual relationship I ever had was with a ginger who wasnt overly attractive. Another one was willing to try and do anything. She'd bring home girlfriends for us to fuck. Sometimes two at the same time, and we'd basically have an orgy all night. My current is inexperienced, but willing to explore, and is steadily looking for a gf for us to do DP with, which is her current favorite activity. I married her in November. She's hot, mind you, but that's not what does it for me. Pic related is my wife.
>>677487313
She broke up with
I'm waiting for getting her back when the time is right
>>677506135
she's still got a penis, i even let her rail me with it, and has just started hormones so no real boobs to speak of, but apart from that she's more feminine than a lot of girls i know, i guess it is kinda gay but i don't mind lables mean fuck all to me really, it's just something to do i guess
>>677503841
just to clarify there is a difference between fat and obese whats your height to weight
>>677506589
5'9, 280
>good looking
>no social life
>friends game not too strong
>boring
>too pussy to make the first move
>>677506509
Remove all that make up, therapy etc, and it's a dude fucking you.
Enjoy.
>>677502873
I'm a Canadian who's going to Portugal this summer, any tips for me anon?
>>677506589
>>677506865
aka 175cm, 127kg
>>677507020
yeah i'll agree with that, maybe i'm bi in that case, but i couldn't go with some muscular or hairy dude, but a trap seems fine, still feels good, or bad actually as it's not who i really want but hey that's life i guess
>>677495568
Uhhh, what are sexually transmitted diseases? I know they're more prevalent in black males than gay guys but that doesn't mean it isn't a danger.
>>677495568
b/c life isn't just about sex
Im too chubby :/ and I can't really keep a conversation with a girl over text (because thats really important nowdays)
>>677506865
holy shit
>>677507282
hope you like chicks with mustaches
Don't need one, I have porn. I also don't want to worry about dating right now, I'd rather work on my programming skills.
>>677507859
aye m8
I have a goal to speak 7 languages. I'm at 5 and don't have time to waste around a female.
>>677507301
ty
>>677506865
That doesn't sound too bad you could probably trim a fair bit of weight from joining a local sport club or if youve got the motivation/drive go to a gym. I have a fair few m8s at around 100-120 kgs that still get some pretty decent girls
>why don't i have someone in my life who demands my free time, random romantic gestures, my money and unconditional love even after she gets fat
>>677508200
I have so many questions.
>>677508434
i've been trimming, tired of being unhealthy, just a ways to go yet.
>>677508312
Obviously not an American. Where do you hail, also what are the languages you know?
>>677508675
ask away
>>677487313
Because my ex gf beat me, was emotionally and financially abusive and I flinch every time a woman tries to touch me.
I'm attractive and in good shape, I don't go clubbing because women approach me and I have panic attacks.
The worst bit is that my friends and family think I'm joking or making excuses, because "a 6'5" rugby player doesn't get scared by petite women".
Yeah tell me the same thing after someone you thought loves you tried stabbing you because you were going to the shops, then slashed herself up and threatened to blame you in her suicide note.
>>677490043
Because you are a broken faggot welcome to the club.
>>677508545
I 2nd that notion and move to strike.
>>677508806
I actually am originally from the USA (NYC) but I live in Barcelona now.
I'm comfortable with Spanish, Catalan, Portuguese, English and Galician. I am working Basque (very difficult but I would be able to say I speak every official language of the Iberian peninsula) and French. Further out, I'm looking at Japanese (going to be in Tokyo taking classes for 2 months this summer and I'll decide then.
I basically live like a hermit and study like a monk (I also work at home as a translator so it's good practice and allows me to travel wherever I want).
Even if I wasn't a misogynist, which I am, I don't know where I'd fit in time for anything other than one night stands.
>>677508840
3 main ones.
1. Are you American?
2. How old are you?
3. How long have you struggled with the battle of the buldge?
Bonus Question: Do you loathe your parents for not enforcing stricter dietary guidelines that inevitably lead to your unhealthy addiction?
>>677508545
That's a good point. I think it is important to realize that not every instinct/desire we inherited leads to our personal happiness; that's just not how evolution works. For example: We love the taste of fat and sugar, but that doesn't mean it's a good idea to stuff yourself with sweets and chips.
i just dont feel the same after killing one of my best friends in a car crash
>>677509237
Damn dude, I like your style. I wish I had your ambition. I've always wanted to travel the world and learn different languages. I'm in a huge self-improvement phase at the moment. I figure you can make some fucking amazing money in any field when you speak so many languages, its quite a valuable asset.
>Inspired.
>>677509412
1. Yes.
2. 27.
3. Struggled with weight since I was 16.
Bonus: no, my parents have nothing to do with my being overweight. The family ate healthy, but I was always maybe 15 or 20 pounds overweight because I wasn't very active. Combine that with being kind of a weird kid, not having a lot of confidence, and as soon as I had a disposable income I developed an obsessive compulsive eating disorder. Food became a happy place, I'd go buy junk food when I was depressed and eat it.
>>677509794
I got into translating and in 2 years I've just hit low 6 figures. Even 3 years ago I never would have imagined it was possible so just go fucking go for it if you want to do it man.
>>677487313
I've weighed 300lbs my whole life and have 0 ability to speak to women.
God, when did this place become such shit?
>>677508786
Fair enough im in the other boat i need to gain atleast 15kgs or so Im 6'5 and im only 80kg (176lbs). Havent even bothered trying to bulk i just play football and the training keeps me fit
because im that one guy that sits at the back of the class twiddling my pen and talking to myself
Socially awkward af
because of the deformity i was given at birth. both of my legs are fucked and the constant pain i feel forces me to shut off everything inside me. i have to watch the downward stares of every person i pass. i work out and do all i can for my upper body. i try and be kind and forgiving, but nothing makes up for the sad image i display to the world with each step i take. so i remain silent. i don't engage anyone. life or god has chosen me to never find happiness or love.
that's why OP
>>677509982
Based. I'm currently invested in pursuing Health Information Technology. Pretty full-proof degree. And I love health so its a good balance of $ and passion. However, maybe this summer would be a good time to learn (some) Russian or Chinese, one of the big dog languages. That would increase my value 10 fold as an ambassador in an industry that is being embraced globally. Keep being a badass, at your rate a girl will beg to be with you, and that is the position I can only dream of.
>>677510629
You can't go wrong with Russian or Chinese, in my field they pay top dollar. Best of luck in everything you do /b/ro
NEW THREAD!
>>677510961
>>677510289
Football, not American football, yeah? Can't imagine an American footballer at any position other than kicker with that build.
