Ask Jesus Christ Anything
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Ask Jesus Christ Anything
>>677467491
Can i have sex with a raptor and live with her for the rest of my life, and in heaven, O Lord?
>>677467491
Jesus, can i be like you ?
>>677467491
do black people hate me ? people always call me a "nazi" in online games
>>677467491
are the feelings mutual ?
Do you exist?
>>677467491
so i'm not special to her ?
Will i ever be happy?
>>677467642
Great ! Now back to business
Can i fuck my mother and kill her? After killing her, can i donate his corpse to charity saying that is pig meat ? After that i will fuck and eat the childrens who eated my mom
>>677467491
Hitler did something wrong?
Does Silvia love me back?
is being gay a sin?
Lord Baby Jesus, can I fuck a tranny and not be considered gay?
>>677467977
SAMEFAG. FUCK THIS GAY EARTH AND ALL THE FAGGOTS IN IT, LIKE why i can't love, FFUCKING FAGGOTS GO SUCK A DICK.
>>677467491
does she want to be more than friends ?
Do you even lift?
>>677468041
Oh shit. I'm gonna get laid.
Will I fuck Samantha
>>677467953
Hehehe
>>677468015
kek
>>677467491
Pedophilia is bad?
>>677467491
am i going to work today ?
>>677467491
rimjob tonight?
should niggers be exctint by now
>>677467889
Rekt
>>677467491
will i make it in the game \?
Is my cat the cutest?
>>677467491
Should I?
>>677467491
should I
>>677467491
Is religion really just a massive scam for money
am i gonna get someting this year? will my suffering end?
>>677467491
is she thinking aboot me
>>677468163
No, I am not idiot. Am I?
>>677468322
what does that mean
>>677467491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH2FfGFcp-I
>>677467491
Do you support Donald. J. Trump for president?
will my cock ever be huge
>>677467491
Sweet Jebus, why did you create this cunt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vawJ7nic888
Will i ever get that perfect switch Axe relic?
>>677468441
hooray!
>>677468250
It is nonsense. Right, Jesus?
Is moot a newfag?
>>677467491
Fap?
>>677467491
Should all fedora fags be shot?
It is ok to be homosexual?
>>677467491
You've really fucked up our species with all the nonsense you told us, why you do it Jesus? Also fuck you, you fucking bullshiting little cunt. I'm glad you got crucified, I hope it really hurt, get back in your cave you fucking bitch.
>>677468056
Only if the balls touch
>>677467491
Whats the universe meaning, why we here, life in another planet?
>>677467491
any chance that i will ever be happy?
will i meet someone special?
will i meet someone extraordinary?
I should kill myself ?
>>677468778
but jesus, i'm serious
>>677467491
Rolll
will i meet the one?
Will I get in trouble for what I've done?
>>677468862
you don't believe me?
>>677468569
Dame! what about jews and Muslims?
>>677468961
you're an asshole, jesus
Do you know who i am ?
>>677467491
Is she pregnant?
Are you real?
is he going to come over today?
superman es real
Is it going to compile?
>>677469011
ok, can you now please answer my question?
>>677469020
Yes it is you cocksucker
again, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM ?
Will my depression disappear...
Frida podrá amarme?
>>677469139
come on jesus, don't be such a dick
>>677468935
reroll jesus pls
IS THERE A CHANCE?
Or is she just a vagina heater
Do I have cancer?
>>677468987
/b/fags?
>>677467491
Will i have sex with her today?
>>677467491
Will I be forgiven?
>>677469330
Fuck
>>677467491
"Why do you hate me"
>>677467491
Will i have sex today
What is love?
>>677467491
Will I ever get an Asian girlfriend?
>>677467491
will i die very soon?
Do you really think that fish isn't meat?
>>677469547
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>677469158
NO, ANSWER THE GOD DAMN QUESTION
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM ?
>>677467491
Will she come over today?
Jesus, will I be a loser forever?
>>677467491
Will you be here tomorrow to do the landscaping?
>>677469614
He doesn't know you anon
>>677467491
hätte ich ne chance bei ihr zu landen?
>>677467491
Is islam the religion of peace?
>>677467491
Will I get laid this year?
>>677467491
go to sleep?
Should I go to the dammed pool party my lord?
>>677469736
wtf m9, how do you kind of go to sleep?
Am I going to Hell?
Is fine be a pedo?
>>677467491
wird meine präsentation morgen ein reinfall?
>>677467491
Should I study for midterm?
Am I going to die young?
Will you make me disappear?
>>677469795
I'm pretty sure nobody in the bible kind of goes to sleep. Are you kidding me?
>>677467491
does she wanna get together again?
Is it possible for me to be forgiven?
>>677467491
should I masturbate right now?
>>677467491
>>677467618
this is too perfect
Am I gay?
Drop wife?
does she think im a good friend
>>677467977
HAHAHAHA TOP KEK
>>677469892
Let's uh... try that again, J.
Does she want my huge dick?
>>677470246
Give me a solid answer!
>>677467491
Did Hitler do anything wrong?
>>677470286
REEEEEEE
Well works better than church
>>677470317
Next, will she ever have sex with me again?
>>677469614
FFFFFFF U U C K
F U U C K K
FFFF U U C K K
F U U C K K
F U U C K K
F UUU K
Is my mom cooler than me?
Will next week be good?
>>677470317
hahahah, those gets
Will i soon become a truck driver paid by a compony?
Rolling Stones
Will it take a while for me to be saved?
>>677470363
What?
>>677467491
can you end it this year please?
>>677468303
Answer me for real nigger is religion a money scam
>>677470627
NOOOOOOOOOO.
Should I go look for a new gf? I've been with her for 5 years.
Can I still repent?
>>677467491
why you no help me?
will i ever have a gf and stop watching mlp?
Does hell exist?
>>677467491
Is ISIS doing the right thing?
Am I bad for taking this thread seriously?
>>677470721
Will Jolanda kiss with me in the cinema?
Is God real?
Should I kill myself?
R u real?
>>677471151
Nah. I dont believe you. So I ask again. Is God real?
>>677470985
Is the bible literal?
>>677471281
Duuuuuude
>>677471281
>>677471151
HHOOOLLLY FUCK! CONFIRMED!
do u haff a big dick
will tomorrow be any good jesus sama
Will I become a truck driver short after my kid is born?
>>677467491
Am I a good person?
Do I need to cut my penis off to be saved?
>>677471483
Goddamn will i ever vecome a international trucker?
>>677471151
>>677471281
>>677471371
Three times in a row. Proven.
I need to be sure. Is Hell real and is it forever as in neverending?
>>677471754
Did i sin? Is that why i need to be punished? That my drean wont come true?
what do u think of Muslims?
Will the pro wrestler Undertaker lose at Wrestlemania tonight?
am I a fgt
Will I have a son?
Does 2+2=3?
>>677471992
Well imma become on 1 way or the other and it will be soon nothing gonna break my stride not even your tellings jesus.
am i a nigger
Does she have feelings for me?
Are you only happy when it raaaiinnns?
>>677471702
Is it the only way?
>>677472489
Is jail an option?
Is she telling the truth?
Can I turn from gayness?
>>677472705
damn it jesus just tell me
>>677472741
HOTDOG!!!
Do I have a chance?
What are your commands?
>>677467491
So... Does she think I hate her or something like that?
Does the girl im snapchatting with like me?
is op a faggot?
will i lose my virginity soon?
Does she like me?
Is chasing for wealth always even if it's by good intentions?
You lying?
Will I be successful someday?
>>677467491
thanks for the help the other day Jesus, but now i need a new advice, i really need to put the things on place?
>>677473083
Have you ever even hardly but once gently my son?
You sure she doesnt like me?
Did they do it?
Should I fap
will I ever see her again?
will i get rich
>>677467491
Should I stop watching porn and actually do something with my life?
>>677467491
Will I get out of elo hell, my lord?
>>677467491
does she want this D my nigga J?
does she ever think about me?
Do i fap tonight
should I text her?
>>677467491
Will trump be potus
>>677473413
>>677473297
I hate jesus now
>>677473242
I've dreamt about it and I've always thought it'd good to have since I can help my family at the same time
>>677467491
Can jetfuel melt steel memes?
Will bernie sanders be potus?
Should i kill myself yet?
What are my parents doing in heaven right now?
>>677467491
Are Jews bad people?
Will hilary be potus?
is OP a faggot?
Will she be my girlfriend
will she say yes?
>>677473741
>>677473519
Jesus you obviously work for the establishment which means your opinionisn't worth shit fuck you jesus
do i have a chance with megan
Is OP a faggot?
When God's getting down and disobeying his own rules, (what a hypocrite) does he spit or swallow?
Does she feel the same way about me?
>>677474136
kind of? What the fuck, jesus. Thanks for the shitty answer, have fun hanging on that cross you faggot
She loves me?
>>677467491
Will I kiss her?
Is the lake of fire real fire?
>>677474239
Thanks god
Is the lake of fire real water?
Is Seth Macfarlane right about everything?
Will I?
>>677467491
When are you coming back?
will i become a successful youtuber and achieve my goals?
Did I sell my soul to the devil?
>>677474585
He's passed his resurrection date
>>677472263
ohhh you just got rekt m8
>>677474765
If m has a value of 1 and m8 equals 8, does that mean people who use m8 are eight years of age?
C'mmon Jesus, answer us!
>>677467491
Will I ever finish this shit
Is rationalwiki a shitty page full of liberalfags and sjw
does she miss me?
Is it ever okay to rape a woman?
>>677475434
asking the tough questions
Gezus should I smear poop on my pears to increase growth fertility?
>>677475434
How could you not know?
Ok I'll ask again.
Is it ever okay to rape a woman?
Do I have to be go to confession to be fully rid of my sins?
>>677475527
Fuck
>>677467491
Should I leave my girlfriend?
>>677467491
Will I survive?
>>677467491
Is jesus ok with dog balls, and balls in general?
>>677467491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZu7_z7SDEQ
>>677475601
today?
Will trump be president?
Should I give up on him ??
>>677467491
if i get a perfect girlfriend in this life?
Will we get in by Thursday morning?
Can I be a wizard?
Do I even have a chance with him ??
Do I need to be forgiven for all of my sins to get to Heaven?
Will pledging end this week?
>>677469795
>What is a nap
Is Hell a real place?
am i sexy
>>677476121
Is Hell a real place?
Why won't you give me a certain answer ??
Will someone love me soon?
>>677467491
Wheres my Chicken Nuggets man?!?
>>677475737
Welp, Jesus has spoken. Pack up the memes boys.
>>677476208
One more time, Is Hell a real place with demons and satan or is it translated as the grave?
Will Trump become the Führer?
>>677476376
Is hell the grave?
Is Hell a realm with demons and satan?
Will I ever find my true love?
Will ayyy ever lmao?
Will she go with us to Azax Syndrom?
Will it take a lot for me to get to heaven?
>>677467491
ill ask you again WHERE.IS.MY.GODDAMNED.CHICKENNUGGETS?!?!?!?!?
Is hell really forever?
>>677477329
That's a relief
Is my grandma in hell?
Am I going to hell?
>>677467491
did I get her pregnant?
>>677467988
>eated
>gtfo
>>677477865
REROLL
Are you an only child
Will her go to the party?
>>677477903
reroll
>>677475737
lol
>>677477941
FUCK MY LIFE
>>677477933
Ik, of course she will
Are you not an autistic fag?
>>677467491
rolling
Is it Sunday?
>>677478061
Thanks jesus
>>677467491
will i win this bet?
Did I do well on my last college exam?
am i smart
>>677467491
Does anyone enjoy my stories, Christ?
Am I gay?
Will I make a lot of money with my book?
Will I achieve beyond my dreams?
>>677467491
Am i going to jail for having jailbait
>>677467491
am i jesus?
>>677467491
If I come out in /b/ will anyone bash me?
>>677467491
oh Jesus, is your dad a stoner?
