Hey anons.
You see this girl walking around drunk and alone after a festival through a dark park. Wat do?
kanker mannehaar
>>677433295
Where's her brunette friend?
I'd walk over and do my best to chat her up. She invites me up to her room at which point I'd fuck her dirty pussy hard while playing with those ferric tits. A little bit of anal before some serious deepthroat while I tug at her filthy dyed hair. Give her a fake number in the morning when she begs to do breakfast like the clingy slut she is.
>>677433295
Continue looking for a spot behind a tree to puke and pass out in because I'm fucked up as well.
>>677433295
call a taxi to take her home because that what a gentleman does
and /b/ is full of fucking gentlemen
>>677433295
Make sure she's okay and phone her a taxi home
>>677433295
Have a chat with her and see what's up. If she wants to come back to my place just down the road she can spend the night. It's dangerous to wander around drunk, after all.
>>677433295
Tell her' you don't need to tell me what happened but you have to eat this' as I hand her a bowl of eggs
Cook her a bowl of eggs and let her know she doesn't have to tell me what happened but she does need to eat.
>>677435567
Bowl of eggs. Bowl of eggs. Kek
I'd go to the grocery store, buy 30 eggs and boil em. Then proceed to peel thirty eggs. You don't have to tell me what happened but you have to eat all these eggs or im not gonna let you leave..... milady
I'd snap a pic of her and post it on /b/ with some snarky question....
I would lecture her on the dangers of alcohol abuse, then request her parents number to come and fetch her. The world is a dangerous place.
>>677436272
your mom is a dangerous place
>>677433295
calls her a taxi and make sure shes ok because im not a degenerate, muslim or a nigger
>>677435567
>>677435609
>>677435910
>>677436004
kek
Is this some inside joke that I missed?
>>677437140
Why joke? It's the right thing to day, you creep
>>677437140
Newfag
>>677437263
no because i can get sex from girls so i dont need to rape
Wherever I am, I must also rape
You drew the short straw, babe.
>>677437263
rape doesn't count, you fucking weeb
