Faces of /b/ last one hit bump limit
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Faces of /b/
last one hit bump limit
rate me /b/
Sup /b/
>>677416893
10/10
a god among men
RATE MEE
>>677417108
To gulag you go!
round two?
Man your harpoons /b/
>>677417190
still 1/10 ugly
Can you tell there's cum on her face. Like if I cropped out her tits could it go on Facebook?
Next guys face gets tied up and put in a cave in north jersey
I swear on my ded uncle Cecil who was killed by a Humboldt squid in the gulf of mexico
>>677417190
can't tell without face/ body
>>677417038
YOURE A TRAP!
I'm just here so I won't get fined.
Op from the last thread have my bump.
>>677417190
Literally just looking at a god damn nose, here.
I'm not like other girls
>...... Long pause....
:spoiler: I'm worse :spoiler:
R8 me /B/, I need your approval
I'm the faggot with the gay pose from before. Here I am with less facial hair and an even gayer pose.
>>677417249
thx bby
>>677417576
I just wanna hate fuck you for some reason.
>>677417589
decent nips
Your solid dude
here niggers
>>677417458
lovely couch, /b/ro
>>677417648
Who are you in this thread?
>>677417694
Randy you fucking faggot go to sleep
>>677416893
stalin/10
>>677417318
Hot idea
>>677417709
That couch is Victorian. I got it and an awesome fingerbox when my great great grandfather Mootsafag passed away back in '03.
>>677417788
Who the fuck is randy?
>>677417763
Which one were you hoping on?
>>677417576
Are you a dude?
>>677417694
Sup?
-femanon
>>677417865
Whats with the heavy shoopage, are you THAT ugly?
>>677417763
The one with the ugly ass couch.
You're a trap tho.
Everything you assume has a vagina on /b/ either has herpes or a dick.
w/o glasses
>>677417763
Not entirely sure if trap or not...
>>677417929
Sitting on /b/..? You?
>>677417763
more
>>677417941
>>677417964
>w/ Glasses
hate on me boys
>>677417988
A trap still got a hole where we can put that in
>>677417996
He means /D/
>>677417841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g
I actually am into this
I put a disco light on
Play this song and jerk vigorously to this stuff
>>677416747
You are like an actor of my country
>>677418022
Very good analysis, Watson.
>>677417318
it isnt obvious man, more?
>>677417996
Same....where you from?
>>677418045
I understand the reasoning but still not super keen
>>677417576
its time for boobs of /b/
>>677418041
Get a clean shave, improve your diet so skin clears up, gain some weight/lift, style that jewfro and you could be a solid 9/10
>>677417935
I have very long bangs, and they tend to do that when my hair is down
>>677418123
Thanks
>>677418041
You look like Prince's retarded cousin you fucking faggot
>>677418139
Fucktown, USA. You? You look slightly familiar. What timezone you in?
>>677418218
Are you fat?
>>677418215
awe yeah I can smell what I see
>>677418292
I'm in Ontario
>>677417458
10/10
I'd fuck the shit out of that couch.
You're a solid 5/10, though. If I were drunk I'd probably fuck you and the couch at the same time.
I'm back. Rate me out of 10
>>677418426
Noice. I live in WI. You got a great nose btw. All of what I see is great tbh, but a jacked nose ruins all of it for me.
>>677416747
Crop the lower half off of your photo or put on fucking not ripped edgelord homeless jeans then you got yourself a 6/10 op and if I'm drinking you could be a 7/10 but not bad.
>>677418482
I had no idea my couch would draw this much positive attention.
I'll start the bid at $3.50
Hi
My name is Melvin
>>677418615
Fucking Niagara Falls up in my pussy
>>677418297
I fall more into the chubby category. My stomach doesn't hang over my pants, but I won't deny the fact that I do have a visible belly.
This is Nelson speaking right now
And Im watching you
>>677418730
Can we see?
>>677416747
Stop attention whoring, you fucking faggot. How many of these threads do you need to make? You are the cancer.
>>677417190
2006 called, they said they want their trend back.
No but really the whole boy band emo look sort of died out, I still thinks it's popular but it's not really as popular as it was like a decade ago. Especially the generic long black hair with the bangs covering my face look, also are those breasts on your chest? I guess this look is better suited for girls, I personally think emo/goth girls are sexy as fuck but on a guy it tends to look more faggoty.
TL;DR If you are a girl the look is fine IMO if you're a guy then you send a message out saying "I'm a non comformist edgelord faggot who needs attention from people around"
>>677417763
Pretty sure repost
>>677418775
Its funny cause hes small
>>677418615
Kill yourself you fucking shit tier YouTube commenter.
rate me/roast me
>>677416893
10/10 would build communism with
Meh.
>>677418874
Is my face serious?
Cause I am
Dont talk like that to me
>>677418880
Hipster/10
You should do something with that hair and I'd suggest losing the "hipster hat" I call it that because beanie's or any sort of hat similar to it is a symbol of hipsters.
>>677418880
I shall prepare the coals and the spiket
>>677418980
> shagcarpet salesman
>>677418980
Shia labour/10 kek
>>677417576
Dangerous>>677417589
>>677419112
Hey guys Im gunna keep my hair neat and my hat kinda off
But my beard is just gunna go wild
Maybe a ill wax my mustache and put funny curls
>>677418980
Holy fuck, I just criticized this guy for being a hipster >>>>>677418880
But you are the very face of hipster, jesus christ where do I even start. Alright first off lose the beanie hat shit, secondly get rid of the wilderness/lumberjack look, thirdly stop wearing fucking plaid. I think you'd look way better if you did those three things, the hair looks nice from what I can see of it but it's being covered by that horrendous beanie shit and your face seems nice but it's brought down by the homeless facial hair look and plaid overall just looks autistic.
5/10 with your current appearance (and that's being fair and generous)
9/10 if you do everything I recommended
I realize I'm very meh looking but I'm bored so r8 meh i guess.
>>677419310
Shave the Jesus stache I'm sure you have a face
>>677419383
God fucking dammit my phone blows.
I'm on the left with the curly hair and cig in my mouth
>>677419292
sorry?
>>677419483
Thinks all men are pigs/10
Would hatefuck.
>>677419483
Were you crying before you took this picture?
>>677416747
sad
I google funny names and post
Thats what this is right?
Me, from Southern Spain
>>677416747
r8 me /b/ros
>>677419611
PURITY RING!!!
>>677419687
Not ugly.
Would fuck.
Me and the wife.
>>677419717
...Rhett?
>>677419483
timestamp? more?
>>677419835
I dunno way it's sideways. Just tilt your head.
>>677419829
Not an asshole, would consider it.
Hell, might even tell you which fold you need to lift up first.
>>677419383
Yeah as you already pointed out the picture is sideways so not really going to bother and rate, but from what I can tell you are trying to grow a soul patch or some shit.
I'd suggest just shaving, also you have some pretty hairy ass eyebrows though I'm sure you knew that.
>>677419461
>We're really just autistic beta faggots but we were trying to look cool
>>677419483
Looks like a bitch/10
that or
Feminist/10
>>677419579
Shave the pork chop/mutton chops, faggot. That will never not look good no matter how hard you faggots think it does. I had a friend one time grow his sideburns so long that they looked retarded but nobody told him because we didn't want to be mean, I'm talking they were really long, like he had short hair but his sideburns were down to his lips. I wish I had a picture just to show you the sheer level of autism he was radiating.
I will never understand what people see in long side burns, also if that's just your facial hair then forgive me for ranting. Either way you need to shave or do something with the hair on your face and cheeks, also yes you do look autistic in general. I'd suggest cutting your hair or wearing it differently, must guys can't pull off long hair and it ends up making you look beta and autistic.
The fact that you have weeb weapons and weapons in general in your room says a lot
>>677419835
Very beautiful couple
Can I join you guys?
>>677419687
Please for the love of god show us your massive tits.
>>677419798
Buenos Diaz
Im alehandro from Sinoloa
>>677420000
Ola
>>677419717
>Macklemore look/10
I don't know why Macklemore popularized this look, I think it looks retarded as fuck. You need to shave and wear your hair differently.
>>677419982
I would be happy with that.
>>677419826
No, I just have a habit of wearing rings on that finger, my ex gf gave it to me. I hated her, too fucking clingy
>>677419982
Sorry, but tonight, God turns a blind eye to your love.
>>677419835
Why does your wife look 14 and why do you look like her older brother?
I don't buy this for a second, maybe your girlfriend at best but even that is creepy enough. You don't make a cute couple at all, it's just you look way older. It makes you look like a brother sister duo instead of a romantic couple.
>>677420000
Holy fuck QUADS!
>>677420097
Lesbian? You aren't ugly. I'd fuck you.
BTW are you interested in buying my couch?
>>677419982
no pls
>>677419980
Like for dinner?
Zozzle me?
>>677419951
I get the thing about the mullet/ mutton chop thing alot. Honestly, I like it, plus as a bonus, it filters out assholes who might otherwise try talking to me.
>>677420065
Popular music reference
Very hip
You must be a cool cat
Unlike these jive turkeys
You like drake?
>>677420097
>I hated her, too fucking clingy
>her
>HER
LESBIAN DETECTED
That or bi, but either way it's shame if you are a lesbian because you're pretty attractive.
>>677419982
Fat =\= massive tits. It's just additional fat that comes from that disgusting body.
>>677420238
R u an grill? I can't fucking tell, man.
If yes... Would fuck... If no... Would still fuck.... I'd fuck just about anything at this point.
>>677416747
Boy who likes it in the butt/10
>>677420065
man fuck macklemore, and fuck you too. you sound like you're overweight. prick
>>677420190
Ima a hacker programmer
How I did that
I type realy fast to techno
I swear
>>677416747
I haven't slept for 3 days because there's a ghost in my closet that watches my bed.
>>677419370
All fair points. Appreciate the advice.
>>677420192
Bi actually. And thanks. No thanks on the couch though.
>>677420364
Dude seriously, you look like Rhett from Good Mythical Morning.
>>677420373
Srsly?
>>677419835
Is your wife's name Alix/Alex?
>>677420174
She's petite, here whole family is small and looks young and we are a year and a half apart.
>>677420364
you hair is discolored and dumb
Ha!
>>677420420
Ever had a threesome tho?
>>677420293
Haha no I'm bi and thanks
>>677420238
>Can't tell if girl or guy
>Snake bites
>Could make a decent sissy trap if guy
>Looks like a faggot anyway
>Probably a lesbian if a girl
>Probably has daddy issues and emo if girl
I really don't have anything positive to say, except that you are cute for a girl and still cute if you're a gay but only if you go down the path of a sissy trap that let's guys pound your butthole.
>>677420267
Well at least you acknowledge that it's abnormal, do you just not care about the opposite sex and how they see you? I guess I understand if you just don't care or have given up on women but that's a big deterrent in attracting women, you'd probably look somewhat better if you shaved the mutton chop sideburns and got rid of the mullet.
>>677420467
Please. I want it to be over.
The only time I can leave the house is when I go to the track or to the library.
Pls
>>677419835
look like idiots...bad pic
>>677419821
face good, body overfat i guess
>>677419461
get rid of that facial "hair"
>>677419383
you need better haircut
>>677420238
pretty
>>677420366
Sure....we'll go with that
>>677420373
That's fine with me maybe I might be the ghost in your closet.
You'll have to look closely.
>>677420472
No.
>>677420332
I'm a girly boy
Am I hot?
>>677420238
nice more?
>>677420507
Not yet. Perhaps later on
>>677418041
Another of me from that day
>>677420551
Nah I actually have a girlfriend that I've been dating for over 2 years now. shits pretty tight and I feel like can just be myself around her and she just eats it up.
>>677420635
https://privnote.com/NXxthvX1#LoF3GsZcx
>>677420617
No seriously
I know things about the internet and stuff
Ay, I'm married too.
>>677420373
ahahahahahahah
>>677420723
pull the trigger, it might help
>>677420364
>Faded blue hair dye of some sort?
>Wild hair
>Got so offended by a stranger critiquing their looks on the internet
Well first off after seeing your hair in that state I'd HIGHLY recommend you get a haircut, you can't pull off hair that long. Secondly I suggest you grow thicker skin, faggot.
>>677420603
I take nothing but bad pics. I want to live my life without a good picture.
>>677420788
I stalk people over the internet for money.
Please hire me.
I also do systems engineering on the dl tho
>>677420800
Cute
>>677420452
not really..
>>677420833
REKT DAMN
>>677420373
that fucking ghost shit isnt even funny
>>677417319
Holy shit what a terrible way to go. Someone witnessed him die in that fassion?
>>677420714
Well... I probably wouldn't actually fuck you, but from the perspective of a straight male, you'd make a pretty bitch.
>>677420929
Beak to the esophagus
Squid moves like lightning
>>677418274
kek
>>677420749
are you one of that people who thinks they look classy, but actually hey look cringeshitwierdo?
>>677420730
This is really the only other picture I will post for now
>>677420915
Why? Explain anon
>>677420800
What did you have? Brain surgery? Or were you just playing around in a Doctor's office?
>>677420373
No such things as Ghosts.
You have no idea what's in your closet.
But the truth is far worse.
>>677420915
you're right.
>>677420975
Thnx bb
>>677420833
i defs overreacted on that one
>>677420678
This one's a little clearer. All real Americans know how to shoot by 10.
>>677418835
Used to rock that look back then. It Used to just mean you we're a stoner and liked good music. Now it means you lubricate your boyfriends cock with your tearsand use your cuts as a cum target
>>677421118
Fuck
>>677420826
One day friend.
>>677421084
Listen asshole those fucking draconian grey teleporting motherfuckers arent funny
Talk to my ass
The fuck outa here
Mothafucking demons in this bitch
>>677421077
It's a cosmetology school, but brain surgery might help with my immense autism
I may be older than most but best believe i can hold it down with the gest of them
>>677416747
>faces of /b/
>filename
>newfags think that's op
>>677421181
I'll do it with you.
am
>>677420373
>>677417229
There's my blondie babe!
How ya been girl?
>>677421041
You're actually super cute, it's a shame you hate men. Well I don't know that I just assume most emo/goth girls that are "bi" don't actually like men. That's been my experience with them anyway.
>>677418999
kill yourself
>>677420893
are you fucking blind?
>>677417865
Hi ya perfect skin.
How's things?
>>677421292
lol kinda hungry for the most part, but aside from that pretty ok.
>>677420848
strange policy, it shows you uglier, pathetic and inconsistent
>>677420603
I want to grow it out real long. Cut it for work.
>>677418999
ALL HAIL THE REPTILIAN OVERLORD
>>677421041
you need cum on that face
>>677421219
Hey when a raspy voice starts talking to other raspy voiced motherfuckers speaking in an alien language in yo vicinity it wont be so funny
Kicked my ass out
And fucked my momma up to
Scariest shit Ive seen
Mother fucker teleports
You wont believe this shit
>>677419687
And a second pic!
7.5/10
>>677421299
jesus fucking chirst m8
>>677421383
Join me in the pillow fort for snacks & movies.
Just got taken to the bone zone.
Sleepy as fuuck
>>677417589
solid side skirts dude
>>677418552
light 8/10
You look like you just started college only to join the football team
>>677421462
your being too kind anon!
>>677421575
Kek, idk, i need to lay off the snacks for a bit.
>>677421364
Hey anon pretty good got offered a couch but nothing new. How are you?
>>677421427
Bruh Im not sure whats real but either the holograms got real scary or shit is going down
Now Im stupid
But this shit aint no Ima leave type of situation at all
Motherfuckers knocking inside my wall
Tried to cast the motherfucker out as a joke
Not even close toa happy reaction from these motherfuckers man
All hell breaks loose is a funny saying
Till it actually does
And Im not righteous at all
Seems like a bad deal
>>677421219
My ex would always complain about shadow people coming after her in her room.
I personally don't believe in that kind of stuff but it sure seemed to bother her.
>>677417865
You look like every white persons grandmother.
>>677421422
in my opinion, your face type doesnt allow you to grow long hair and look good at same time
>>677421637
Hello My Sweet,
I trust you're enjoying the weekend.
>>677421219
They are all one and the same.
Why do you fear them, do they have power over you?
>>677421575
God damn, can you get each others kik or something so nobody else has to view this unpleasant exchange of cancer.
>>677417190
Tits
>>677421170
>>677421041
>>677420238
Cute, would make out with you
Rate me /b/.
>>677421678
>both my posts
Then we'll have healthy snacks and fruit salad.
>>677421744
Ah im alright dr faggot.about to head to sleep actually
>>677419483
the cutest trap of uk
i h8 this pic
Just fuck my shit up fam
>>677421704
Is it a nice couch? Comfy?
All is well thanks, enjoying Sunday evening and trying not to think about work tomorrow.
>>677421720
Really, wow that's a new one. Do I really look old?
>>677421837
Damn, you're the right amount of thick.
>>677421837
3-4/10 w/ 5 being average tbh fam, you're hair and face are pretty nice
>>677421274
Alright on 3 we go
>>677421716
Pray fool.
There is no greater power.
DO you believe in nothing?
>>677421837
leave
>>677421754
Or you could fuck off outta the thread cunt.
>>677421837
kinda ho, but dont get fatter, you will be ugly
>>677417694
2/10 cuck extraordinaire
>>677421879
>hate this pic
>gif
Nice try you fucking mongoloid, I'm not falling for your gay Hitler snuff rape trap.
>>677421951
Being for real though
>>677421730
Eh you're probably right. Destined to look like shit i suppose. I just wanna grow out my hair because i love metal and metal hair is fucking badass.
>>677421719
Man
Shit went haywire
I have scene the holograms displayed
player
Let me tell you something
You talking to a man who has been exposed to some shit
Mother fucking schizophrenia?
I started talking to the voices
Got funny with em
They started displaying shit in 3d
Just pop up in the world
Shit we would talk about
Like the voices were cool with me knowing its technology
You ever scene like a call of duty hud
Shit displayed like that
I might as well be ET
This some bullshit for real
And I know yall know me but it got worse then yall did to begin with
Which probably is how it goes
>>677421837
Femanon here Women like you make me wish I had a dick
>>677421527
>>677421850
Rest well My Sweet.
Dream of butterfly's landing on your nose.
>>677421965
Satan is so much better.
>>677421469
What? You/they said you/they were a girl who was dating another girl, right?
>>677421637
So you just got fucked? Post nudes and shit
>>677422007
>>677421837
ummm, i mean "hot", not "ho"
which are you actually be
Wait some people unironically post their real faces here?
>>677421923
No, you look 18 or so. Your face just reminds me of a younger version of a sweet old white lady. Idfk.
>>677422158
No I didn't even read the post you replied to. It just sounded autismo as fuck
>>677422088
I wish I was joking
>>677421987
This is the only place I have room to breathe because you 2 land orcas pollute the very space with uninhabitable pollutants
>>677422229
You're really struggling with English mate.
>>677422263
this
>>677421919
I wouldn't know I never sat on it. BTW where are you from? It's like 2am where I am.
>>677422247
>No I didn't even read the post you replied to
And there we see the problem
>>677422023
5-6/10
>>677420768
Lame I didn't even get to read I fug
>>677421848
Mmmmm yeah ok, thats what i need kek.
>>677422140
Nope.
He is da loser.
All he does is lie.
God both Creates and Destroys.
No other does.
>>677422263
Then do everyone a favour and stop breathing cunt.
>>677422349
It wasn't what you were replying to. It was your reply.
>>677420364
I thought you were Rhett for a second there
>>677421170
Your hair doesn't hide your uneven eyes very well LOL
Just cut it out and wear an eyepatch
>>677421041
Mmmmmmm would fuck
>>677422339
Ausfag here, almost 7:30 Sunday night.
>>677419871
McLaughlin?
>>677422406
I breathe air, not cunts. Dumb bitch.
>>677421392
Don't have to worry about it. I'm married. Not some attention seeking faggot. If somebody wants to stare at a printout of my face and jerkoff they better try hard.
>>677422534
>I breathe ass
Fixed that for you cunt.
hitler did nothing wrong
hitler did nothing wrong
hitler did nothing wrong
THE FUCK IS THIS??? KIL YOURSELVES, ALL OF YOU!!!
Also: Mods, there are underages noy yet b&.
>>677422236
Oh OK. Oh that's nice, I hope I still look decent as a grandmother. I am 18 though, most assume I'm underage. 13 at youngest.
Let me gat a rate anons
>>677421879
I wonder what she's puking out tbh
>>677422085
i thought about long hair too, because of metal like you. funny. now i have short, sides shorter hair and it looks good...people say that. sister is pro hair stylist so she help me with this
>>677422392
I cant even dodge loving christ you know that
I get into the bible stuff like Im taking over by the holy ghost
At the same time the luciferian satanic shit
Im compelled to feel for that as well
Not I rock a pentagram but I coincide with demons and the mourning star shit
Life didnt change for me really you know that
Still with my mom bumming weed money
Just got crazy with god
All notions of it
Like I was saved and forsaken at the same time
But people tell when god is close lucifer is right next to him
So I keep it 100 and carry on
Unless these motherfucking wall living motherfuckers come back around
Im not that brave motherfucker
>>677422368
See you when you get here.
>>677422507
Oh wow. Nice. How is the weather over there. I'm a usafag.
>>677422596
Damn, guess I got no response for that. Straight savage, no chill. Clever, yet funny response. But I guess we now how proud that enough fat can suffocate the brain.
>>677422392
God is a cock garggling faggot.
>>677422797
Nose is too big, eyes slightly too far apart, lips too big, eyebrow game looks weak but you do you
>>677421229
39 to 41
In one ugly mother fucjer
So this is why we can't have nice things.
What have you pieces of shit turned /b/ into??? This isn't facebook.
>>677416747
Forehead?
I'm one ugly mother fucker
>>677422550
if you are not some kind of attention seeking faggot, why are you taking pics and post it public?
my point is that if you expose yourself in some kind of act, why not look good? not necessarily perfect, just representative
>>677422961
>Damn, guess I got no response for that
Ask your mom for help
>Straight savage, no chill. Clever, yet funny response
So you did ask your mom. Clever boy!
>But I guess we now how proud that enough fat can suffocate the brain.
Never mind, obviously mommy can help you with comebacks and your english needs a little help as well.
Good luck! You're gonna need it dog cunt.
>>677423051
you know that that might be held against you one day
Man
I dunno about this shit no more
Motherfucking shit is going down
There are the people who know
And the people who dont
Im fucked up right now
I might get emotional
>>677422940
For Autumn in April it's still quite warm. We hit 32 Celcius yesterday and 28 today - no complaints though, great beach weather.
How's the mighty USA?
Find a single flaw.
>>677417190
You're fake because.u never timeestamped
>>677423227
It's an old pic. And because I have no need, compulsion, or urge to impress you or anyone else. It's faces of /b/, not good looking faces of /b/. What's it like struggling to maintain everyone's approval?
Rate me /b/
>>677417589
gyno/10
>>677416747
Hey guys.
Rate just don't be rude pls.
>>677423337
>>677423311
Yeah by the same God that allows thousands of children to be raped to death. That's not a club I wanna be in. If God is omnipotent why are you such a huge faggot?
