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>>677393908
>Jealous?

Not as much as you, Anon.
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Disgusted?
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Photoshoped? Lonely?
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That's not you, faggot
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>>677393908
LOL. My thigh is bigger than his entire waist.
6' 5" 420Lb Master Race.
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Them styroids give you 2mm peter bro
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>>677393908

You're asian, so no.
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>>677393908


Tales from the crypt stream

http://instasync.com/r/oneleggedlovely
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>>677393908
cum at me scrub, ill fuck your dick right off
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>>677394131
420 !!! nice bro

im 5'9 130. ex-junkie borderline suicidal
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Steroids?
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>>677393908
jealous of a faggot bear? nope.

dude looks like he cant even wipe his own ass
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>>677393908
Jealous of beard skills
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>>677394335
You think I am shitting you, but I 'm not. I am not as ripped as him, but could probably crush him.
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>>677393908
PAPA? IS YOU! MOTHER SAY YOU GO TO STORE FOR VODKA AND CIGARETTE SO LONG AGO! WHY DID YOU LEAVE US, PAPA WHY?!? I TRY TO FIILL HOLE IN LIFE WITH PILEDRIVERS OF THREE-HUNDRED AND SIXTY DEGREE ON MANY FLEXIBLE INDIAN, BUT TO NO AVAIL! BUT ALL THAT IS IN PAST NOW. WE MUST GO AND WRESTLE BEAR, THEN FIND ORANGE-HAIRED GREEN ELECTRIC MAN TO PREFORM MANY BACKBREAKER ON! PAPA! I MISSED YOU SO!
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>>677393908
Jealous? No. He worked hard to get that body, work that I didn't do to mine. He deserves it, I don't.
Scared? No, why? Is he hiding in my closet? Did he threaten me? No? Good, that's settled.
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>>677393908
Hahaha wow look at all this beta. I never thought it was possible, for real thought people like you didn't exist.

I was wondering why I got all these girls so easy all the time. Then I see all this 1-6/10 and then I realize that compared to you I'm like an 99/10 so there's no comparison hahahaha. Oh wow, here's a tip, get out of your parents house every once in a while and pick up some weights. If you can't even bench press your own weight you are pathetic. Hahaha oh man this is just too rich. I gotta go get my bros to see this oh my God.
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>>677393908
would be jealous of beard if I had the body to match
not jealous of grotesque roids body
not jealous of semen stained iphone
not jealous of ugly ass camo shorts
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Not natty.
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>>677393908
Hi jason!
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>>677393908
It's like you're from one of my Japanese animes!
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>>677394874
his brother is tho.
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>>677393908
I pity you and the guy in this pic

You must be dehydrated beyond belief, so you must be shitting rocks. Enjoy anal bleeding

And for the poster, I pity you because you have to use some other dudes pic to intimidate some people you'll never meet. What a loser
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>>677393908
Where the fuck are the nipples?
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>>677393908
I wanna get this big
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>>677394870
that shit is exactly why i blocked pinterest from google searches. fucking christ
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>>677393908
Im such a cuck that if that hung daddy asked me that i could start cuckin stutter so hard like a chicken
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>>677393908
What happened to the lower half of your body? It seems to have completely disappeared and I can only see a torso floating. Did you use some sort of camouflage?
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>>677394695
i agree mate size doesn't matter its the aggression you bring to the fight that matters
punch him in the throat kick him in the balls stamp on the cunts head when he's down
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>>677394733
kek. also, dubs checked.
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>>677395503
how can one person be so 14
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>>677395555
nice quads
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>>677393908
>stamp
how will postage do anything here
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>>677394233
>>677394733
>>677395555

CHECKUM YE FAGGOTS THIS IS NOW A GET THREAD
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nice back tits faggot! bet your boyfriend loves them
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>>677393908
Multicultural Enroaching
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>>677393908
Because spending all your spare time on... muscles, yeah how fucking interesting is that eh
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You look like the Michelin Man
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>>677393908
hmmmmmm what beats muscle........
oh yeah.

>gun
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>>677393908
I would knocked you out whit in 20 sec
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