So /b/ I was just jackin off as you do and when I finished I busted in my eye and now it hurts and it's red. Wat do. Pic related.
You got pink eye stupid
You got nice eyes
Rest it off and you'll be fine, rinse with water if it's really bothering you
You've got sperm burrying into your cornea. Hopefully it doesn't get into your retina or you could actually be fucked. My Dad is an eye doctor fag so I've seen shit like this.
Well just rinse it or a Dan of bleach on a q-tip and gently wipe.
>>677388437
thanks anon
if it's just jizz in your eye the best and only thing you can really do is flush your eye with cool fresh water for about 15 minutes or so.
>>677387264
Told you you'd go blind if you kept doing that.
>>677387264
It's red due to the salt content and zinc in semen. Rinse it with water and you will be fine.
>>677388591
Do tell more please
Cry onto a pregnancy test to see if you are pregnant
Yet more evidence that OP is literally a faggot
>>677389273
This
>>677387264
Your sperm is going to try to impregnate your eye. Go the nearest pharmacy and buy a plan-B pill and take it. You should be ok.
>>677388901
Well the retina is very sensitive and a single sperm finding it's way into it and burying into the lense could cause a permanent hole in OP's vision.
>>677389273
DO EET
>>677388325
this. how old are you?
The redness is kind of fading and the only pain I have right now is when I blink
>>677390480
19 lmao
>>677390480
just a little bit spooked
>>677387264
One time I intentionally rubbed cum in my eyes and had this same problem and regretted it. Another time I nutted in my eye on accident. Solution: wash out your eyes on the sink then just let it go away on its own. If you washed your eye out well should be overnight. If you want you can keep a wet washcloth over your eye to keep it moist.
>>677388591
Can you elaborate on a situation where cum in eye can fuck you. No pun intended.
>>677388691
dont do the bleach thing
>>677387264
Stern can be very acidic. You're probably going to have damage to your cornea if you don't go to ER.
>>677387264
Drink all of it to counteract the poison
>>677387264
Post dick pls?
>>677390496
did you wash out your eye
>>677391364
nah, i did this twice and im fine
>>677391600
yes
check em
>>677390496
Why the fuck would you bust into your own eye?
Also, might wanna wipe up this dried jizz? Before people start questioning you.
wash out with water. If you have saline solution used for contacts, wash out with that as well. You'll be fine.
>>677392082
He tried to eat his own cum like this guy
>>677392082
dont be a faggot next time
>>677392306
nice. fuck you.
>>677392306
Hot
>>677392306
it doesn't quite work without sound
>>677392351
its just my flash
>>677392306
honestly why is jeff the killer still a thing + how come flashing it between inverted and normal colors still makes me jump.
>>677387264
That should make you make sure you get it all in your mouth next time.
>>677392795
Alright... well just wash that eye out.
Be careful next time anon.. masturbation can, apparently be costly.
>>677393043
this
>>677387264
Don't listen to them use water only k
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