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I shall obey thy trips.
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>>677385869
Shove it up your ass. Any side will do, wuss.
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>>677386518
Reroll
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>>677386698
Reroll
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lick the sharp part
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Buy flowers to your mother.
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Put gallon of milk on your mom's bed and stab the shit out of it
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>>677386787
Reroll
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>>677386853
Reroll
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>>677386857
Reroll
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Gallon of milk in pooper
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>>677386853
Rerolllll
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Find a mature, adult love and settle down the rest of your life with her. Have kids. Fuck her in the ass every once in a while. Never go to bed angry. Always snuggle and cuddle.

That love is yer mum.
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>>677385869
Slit your nipples
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>>677386959
Reroll
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>>677386842
reroll
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give me 100 dollars
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>>677387078
Reroll
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Slash milk jug/bag and pour on neighbors driveway/porch
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>>677387178
Reroll
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>>677387274
Reroll
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Stab your toaster
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>>677387316
Reroll
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post genitals
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>>677387316
reroll
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>>677387379
Reroll
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>>677385869

stab neck in livestream
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Do a handstand with a timestamp op
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Carve a watermelon into a jack o lantern
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>>677387443
Reroll
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>>677387462

rell
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my trips say drink mayonaise the throw it up the lick again
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>>677387548
Reroll
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Give yourself paper cuts in between the fingers and toes
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throw it at a car that passes you
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get an ice-cream or something
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>>677387625
Reroll
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>>677385869
Post pic of bellybutton, then go to bed
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>>677387685
Reroll
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>>677387719
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>>677387462
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>>677387671
reroll
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Write a 10000 letter essay on how much you hate niggers and post it
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>>677387745
Reroll
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>>677387778
heh
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cut your balls off
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Find random nigger on craigslist M4M and suck his dick
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>>677387644
Reroll
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Kill yourself
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Put knife back where it was and make some food and eat it
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>>677387793
Reroll
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>>677387785
roll
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show it to your mom and don't say anything
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>>677387462
aaa
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>>677387785
Reroll
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>>677387644
Re roll
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>>677385869
Find an animal and cum on it. i really want to see this...
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throw the knife to the garbage, leave it there
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>>677387910
Reroll
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>>677387462
sfbas
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bring it to a school
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>>677387870
Not my post but I like it so do this.
Can also be white though.
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>>677385869
Put the knife away and go to bed
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>>677386843
Rerolling for this.
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>>677388025
don't tell your fetishes here, please
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cum on it
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Make some spaghetti with only the knife in the pic
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>>677388042
Reroll
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Nothing
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>>677388066
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>>677387462
roll your boat
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>>677388159
Reroll
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>>677387462
wewowl
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cut big toe off
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>>677388235
Reroll
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>>677385869
Slowly stick it up your butt
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>>677385869
Properly cut an avocado and put it in a nice salad, eat it then do 50 push-ups and get the fuck off /b/.
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>>677387462
roelleng
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Go outside and run around while lifting it up in the air.
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>>677388292
Reroll
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>>677388066
r
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>>677387785
Roll
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Naked pass out game on neighbors yard
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>>677388365
>677388365
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>>677388342
Reroll
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>>677388361
Reroll
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>>677387462
this is a roll
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>>677388390
RE
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Sharpe en le poo poo
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>>677388458
Reroll
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Carve OP into your forearm
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>>677387462
ROLL
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>>677385869
Call your mother. Ask her how she's been. Talk to her about anything that might be getting you down. Your mother loves you, make sure she knows you do too.
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>>677388500
MMMMM RE
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>>677388342
this
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turn your penis into a forked tongue
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>>677388066
k
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Put it in your neighbors mailbox along with this phone number 2024561414 and this picture
by the way, that number is the white house
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>>677387462
i wanna see that
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>>677388567
reroll
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>>677388558
Reroll
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>>677388615
reroll
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put an entire computer mouse in your asshole
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Treat yourself to some steak
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>>677385869
Cut off nipples
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>>677387462
Rerolleing
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>>677388598
rerool
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Naked pass out game on neighbors lawn
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Knife in hand, go to the closest school and threaten to attack if you don;t get a bowl of tendies
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be nice to your mum
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>>677388672 re
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>>677388512
Reroll
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>>677386965
Roll 4 this. Webm results
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>>677388558
Rerollllll
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Quints?
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Cut your dick off and stream it on twitch
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>>677387462
rere
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This thread literally just 404'd with no deliver and it's posted again. If I get trips, I actually hope you kill yourself, OP. Don't even have to livestream it, just do it.
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>>677385869
>https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/3ggyw3/woman_marries_millionaire_husband_after_he/
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Fuck urself
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>>677388808
reroll
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Cut off eye lids. Post webm
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>>677388788
Reroll
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>>677388615
this!
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Quints
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Slash neighbors tires
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>>677388615
Re roll
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Use it to cut a banana
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>>677388767
Reroll
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put in dish washer or sink and go to sleep
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>>677388887
Roll
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>>677386518
reroll
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>>677387462
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>>>677388888
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Put it away
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>>677388877
Reroll
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>>677388889
God damn
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>>677388914
This
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>>677388887
>>677388889
JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST
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>>677388887
>>677388889

>>677388888
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>>677388889
MOTHERFOCKER!
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Get a bucket full of shit, and when you're driving down the high way dump the bucket out on someone on a bike or a mom with kids in her cars win shield.
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cut off all your hair and glue it to your ass
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niggerz
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>>677387462
let's roll
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>>677388970
Reroll
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>>677388914
REROLL
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>>677389033
Dubs speaks truth
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sharpie in pooper
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turn yourself into a boy pussy.
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>>677388887
>>677388889
So close
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>>677387462
fug
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>>677389033
>>677389117
>samegaf
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>>677388615
REROLL!!!
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>>677386518
Reroll
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>>677389144
reroll
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>>677386843
Reroll.
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>>677387462
do it
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>>677389144
reroll
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>>677388906
Roll
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Stick handle in ass and cut a block of cheese while blade is hanging out of ass ... Post pics
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Stab your computer/phone and gtfo
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>>677386518
Re-roll
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Put knife away. Fap then go to bed.
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>>677388615
reroll
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>>677388615
yes
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finely chop up every fucking onion you have in your house
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Butt-chug a full gallon of milk and post vid of before, during, and after the experience.
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lash it to your cock like a knights tale.
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>>677386518
Re roll
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>>677389387 re-roll
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Fill shot glass with blood and drink it
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Stab a orange juice.
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Become jack the ripper
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>>677389165
Is me, I'm new fag so I say same fag on every comment
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Use it to eat an entire carton of icecream
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>>677389436
K go
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>>677387462

do this
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>>677388558
Rolling for this.
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>>677389522
but better
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>>677386518
Again
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>>677389542
Fuck off u fucking faggot
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>>677389436
this this
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Fry semen in a pan with piss and drink it
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dig a hole with the knife, piss in the hole.
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>>677387462
rolling
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niggers
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>>677389527
>fag
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>>677386518
I need them trips
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sharpie in pooper like 30
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Lol nobody is going to get trips
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>>677387462

777 get
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>>677389639
Roll
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>>677388615
reroll
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>>677387462
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fuuuuuuckkkkkâ–²
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>>677386518
Rollin again
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carve kkk and i love hitler into the kitchen table.
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>>677387462
>Being this edgy

Go out and flat some tiers OP. Do it with a go pro on a live stream.
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>>677386518
Reroll
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put it in your toaster, while it is still plugged
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Stab somebody. Anybody
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>>677386518
Reroll
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>>677389677
>be me
>see faggot
>upload pic of his family
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>>677387462

str8 edge do it
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>>677388615
roll
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>>677385869
Shove it in your poopoo hole
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split ur tongue with it
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>>677387462
999
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Eat shit
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>>677389387 come ooooooooooooon
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>>677386842
Roll.
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Find another knife and record their progress toward a wonderful friendship from the very beginning
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Stab knees
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Pop
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Rolling

Gently place the knife in your ex girlfriend/mother/sister
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>>677386518
Come on trips
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cut a banana
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>>677386518
trips
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>>677390089
Rerolllllll
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>>677386518
Rerollin!
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Put it in your butt handle first
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>>677387462
tripz now
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Butter your toast faggot
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>>677386518
Roll again
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record yourself cutting off your pinkey toe
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Kill yorself
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>>677388615
this, but with this pic
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eat it on livestream
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>>677390222
Winrar.. terrible win
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>>677390222
winrar
>fag
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Stick in random grave at local cemetery with a note that says "See you soon, lover."
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>>677390222
Lol couldn't ask for a better get
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>>677390222
WINRAR
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>>677390222
YOU FUCKING WASTED IT! DAMN YOU FAGGOT!
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>>677390089
goddamn reroll I wantcha to stick someone
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>>677390222
Winrar motha fucka
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As rape the first nigger you see with the knife.
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>>677386518
Rollin
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>>677387462
rolling for this tbh
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>>677390222
SHEEEIIIIITTTT WINRAR
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>>677389924
>be me
>be a faggot
>not giving a fuck
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>>677390222
Winrar
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>>677387462
relling
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>>677386518
Rerollin
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>>677390222
Kek
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>>677387462

roll?
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>>677386518
Reroll!
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cut the first digit off of your thumbs.
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Stick the handle up your butt
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Fuck a lukewarm grilled cheese. Post before and during pics
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>>677390399
>be me
>see faggot having anal sex
>see black man fucking him
>Ohshit.jpg
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>>677390542
dis
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>>677386518
reroll
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>>677390558
reroll, needed 3 less
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>>677386518
Give me trips!
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>>677388615
reroll
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>>677390542
asfasdf
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OP has had numerous trips...And yet still hasn't delivered. OP is a fag.
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Put metal propane cannister in microwave, give it knife as defense weapon. Set it to 3,000,000,000 minutes and sit back for space launch, major tom
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>>677390681
reroll
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OP not delivering
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do nothing
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Get rid of knife, find sharpie, Sharpie in pooper
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>>677390873
reroll.. last
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Since OP Isn't delivering...
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