>ITT: Things we've done that we deeply regret. I've
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>ITT:
Things we've done that we deeply regret.
I've killed.
I posted in this thread
>>677373912
/thread
>>677373739
Why did you kill, anon?
>>677374304
Cause he's a fucking edgelord.
>>677374304
I was given no choice.
>>677374485
Found a pic of OP
>>677373739
Took advantage of my neighbors little girl she was 9 at the time.was capable of doing this because her dad or uncle use to fuck her.
So edgy, OP sounds like a faggot.
>>677375307
So all of you guys took turns?
>>677373739
Standing on a spider doesn't count faggot
>>677373739
You killed this thread with your faggotry that's for damn sure
I've stolen around 4000 using a program that keylogs online purchases. Im not trying to sound edgy, I just can't help enjoying taking money from idiots
Pierced both eyes of a faggot who tried to rob me. Sometimes i regret, sometimes don't
>>677375845
Nice, do you still do it?
>>677375984
What did you use?
>>677374485
>when you think you're a bad ass and talk like you're in a movie/video game
Knowing 4chan, this could be serious, but i give a fuck
>>677376048
When I want to.. For example this morning I transfered some faggot's money from ordering a new 3ds stylus (like 6 dollars or something) before it went through, and used it to buy pizza.. Sounds soooo faggy but it was good pizza. So again, basically when I want. I don't really need the money it's just nice knowing I can
>>677375820
Lol
Aren't you the guy who shot of your own dick while taking the selfie
>>677375248
kek
>>677376546
You don't worry about getting caught?
>>677375307
are you from belgium?
>>677376729
Yes...
>>677373739
I was born
>>677376805
/thread
>>677373739
Killing an insect or animal doesnt count faggot
>>677373739
I was born.
>>677376805
Wow. You're really fucked up man
>>677376793
?!?!?
>>677376546
opinion on cashing out hacked paypal accounts?
Buying bitcoins with it and putting them in laundry before selling them, could that work out?
>>677376805
>>677376995
>>677376793
P'tit enculé d'mes 2, je sais qui tu es. Je vais te liquider sale enculer de pædophile
>>677376942
Top fucking kek
i've bit into a pizza roll without waiting for it to cool down.
>>677376715
I don't worry to much about it.. I think someone tried once. One time I found a masked ip poking around my location, so I reset my router id and masked both that and my laptops ip. I then wrote a program to route someone who tries to the ip of the local school ;)
>>677375984
My nails,. i'm a acoustic guitar player and always had long and sharped nails. It's not really hard, i think i regret more because of the yellow liquid that trickled down my hands
>one time i wanted some chocolate milk.
>so i go to the fridge and grab the milk.
>look around for choc syrup
>nofuckingchocsyrup.jpeg
>say fuck it
>i'll just drink regular milk since i already poured it
>go back to vidya and chill
>get hungry later
>go to fridge
>see irritating bottle of grapefruit juice in the way
>DoubleK.O.jpeg
>see something glistening behind the remains of the grapefruit bottle
>glance in horror at the missing bottle of choc syrup
>mfw i could have had chocolate milk but was too lazy to look harder
>>677373739
I visited /b/
>>677374485
Why would you regret something you have no choice over?
>>677374485
that answers no ones question why were you forced
>>677377095
Go for it man, just make sure that you can hide your IP so that if someone tries to figure out where the initial withdraw came from, they can't find you
>>677373739
I murder 40 hrs a week every paycheck
>>677377259
Kill yourself
>Mom died right when I was born
>Grew up with my dad’s family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born
>Growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister
>Be 17 or 18
>Notice that my sister was a hottie
>Accidentally found a video that she made of herself
>I thought she was so fucking beautiful that I watched it twice
>Would have watched it a lot more, but crazy shit went down and I had to leave home
>At this point, totally lusting after my sister
>She was also having bad trouble with the law
>Actually in custody when I left home
>Friend and I go to pick her up
>I just wanted to fuck her brains out
>I think she had feelings for me too
>Kissed me when we picked her up
>Definitely WASN'T a sisterly kiss
>Friend told me he wants to get with my sister
>Jealous.jpeg
>Not much happened between me and my sister for a while
>At this point, we were all wanted and moved around a lot
>Serious sexual tension between sister and friend
>I get hurt badly, almost die
>While in recovery, sister gives me awesome kiss
>We spend some time apart
>I get really religious, try not to think of her that way
>I was totally over her
>We go sailing a year later (nothing romantic)
>She's in the hottest fucking bikini ever
>All those feelings come back *sigh*
>She ends up with my friend from before
>Even after this, we were at a party
>Sister and I were outside alone
>Kill the mood by telling her that Darth Vader is our father and I have to go face him
>>677374485
Jesus. If you really killed someone you wouldn't be such a fucking edgelord about it
>>677377509
let the feels flow through you, faggot
>>677377304
because he put himself in the position to 'not have a choice' so it really still was his choice.
>>677377565
>>Mom died right when I was born
Already hit me with the feels
Had sex with my cousin when she was 15. Thanks to our Americuck laws, I'm a convicted felon.
Ceci est une blague, hein?
>>677377304
Op here... because i actually had a choice, but my faggotry took over and i sucked the whole damien slaughter thing in my ass and it drowned inside me.
>>677377453
I already pay for VPN and through Tor I should be safe while I also got the money to invest it into buying the accounts with currency on it (thats an important point).
Most people will simply try to refund the cash from the transaction via Paypal but will fail since I bought bitcoins with it that are fully anonymous.
I just struggle with investing money into bitcoins and giving them strangers over Tor and trusted vendors and marketplace owners have chickened out with tons of money in the past.
>>677377565
Faggot.
>>677374485
>>677376317
>>677377304
doesn't respond and when does gives vage answer this faggot didn't kill anyone
>>677377888
>Ceci est une blague, hein?
@ >>677377153
>>677377755
Really? Child offender for life?
>>677377896
>i sucked the whole damien slaughter thing in my ass and it drowned inside me.
Ultimate edgelord
POST PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
>>677377994
He never said he killed anybody in the first place.
>>677378068
SO for 22 more years, felon for life. Probably would have killed myself by now if not for alcohol.
>>677373739
Greentext faggot
>>677373739
I kind of raped my drunk girlfriend. But we started dating afterwords so it doesn't count as rape.
>>677377755
Greentext?
>>677377972
Then you should be fine. Don't bitch out on something that you can profit off of. Since you use bitcoin, you really don't have a way to be found. So, yeah dude. Do it. You could really help yourself that way.
>>677375248
a sword that big would not be praticlal
>>677377565
Didn't even see it coming
>>677373739
Wowzers, OP
You tried to make a regret friend and yet because you decided to involve your edginess everyone is now discussing how edgy you are instead of their regrets. Were you just using this thread as an excuse to tell everyone how edgy you are
N I C E F U C K I N G J O B , O P.
>>677374304
The voices.
>>677378322
Why only 22 more years?
>>677378380
Green text
I've fucked a horse
I do not regret it
>>677378380
I'm sure she was asking for it bro, don't even worry about it.
>>677378619
needa control yo shit better nigguh
>>677377166
You absolute madman.
>>677377171
lol you are so full of shit
>>677378312
That my point, hes being a edgelord for edgelods sake
>>677378185
Lol i took no pics... it wasnt planned at all and it's not easy to rectally eat and digest
A 200lbs faggot while you hear her dad screaming "youuuuu duuuun gooooofed" from beyond the grave lol
>>677378583
My waifu
>>677378765
>>677378836
Nah dude, it's completely true. Its very simple to reroute your ip. Almost untraceable actually
>>677373912
>trying this hard for upvotes on r/4chan
>>677377171
>>677378836
You'll notice the pattern that usually people who tell the truth about stories take it a lot more serious then this egotistical faggot
>;)
>>677378658
>be me, 2010
>pick her up, we go about a mile mile into woods.
>Earlier that night we break into abandoned house, find painkillers in bathroom
>I have a bottle of whiskey and Orange rockstar
>mix the two
>ohmygodtastesobad.wav
>she takes painkillers, drinks half of bottle
>tells me she loves me
>makeout
>reads be poem about reincarnation
>lays down
>I take off her pants
>insertbillhere.m4a
>have sex, drive her home
>we date 7 months
>she leaves me for a girl.
>OD's on heroin, 3 times. Now has seizures.
>MFW I got away with it
i got suspended from highschool for taking a kids profile picture and silkscreening it to tshirts with his name over his face and "is a faggot" under his name
>>677373739
bro, smashing a roach isn't murder, its defending your coco puffs,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tXApeDnlAE
right here
>>677379427
you seen pretty delighted about this. Do you actually regret it?
>>677379277
Maybe, but you will also notice that patterns don't apply to all people
>I'm narcissistic
>I brag
Still true. My friend. I enjoy talking about what I do. Sure it's bad, but I have trouble concerning myself with things that don't conern me. Again,
>narcissism
>>677379152
>found someone poking around my location with a masked IP
what does this even mean? like it doesn't even make sense. you found an IP poking around your location? like lol I call bs
>went to a slipknot concert
>>677379656
yeah, because I loved her but took advantage of her. I could have tried to help her quit, but I was a help-her-with-her-addicition person
>>677379427
>be me
>scrolling fast past your post
>think i saw painkillers mentioned
>yep
>i have a problem..
>>677379680
It MEANS that when someone that is tracing the signal for the transaction that isn't me, I get notified and am able to reroute the other signal to a different ip
>>677379957
dude, switch to weed, I've seen 7 people die.
I raped my sister when she was heavily drunk. I don't regret it, but I regret that I don't feel bad about it, if that makes sense? Like, I should feel bad about it but can't.
>>677373739
still haven't killed myself
>>677379926
Don't be so hard on yourself, she's a big girl, she knew what she was doing.
I deeply regret sticking like 15 feet of aquarium tubing up my asshole when I was 14, cause I think it punctured something in me and alot of blood came out.
>>677375430
>I'll post this frog again! That way he'll know hes been soundly defeated.
>>677379671
True, it doesn't apply to all people. But people who present themselves in such a way are a little more the narcissistic. They want to project a perspective of themselves to people to reassure their idol of themselves.
>>677380008
Meaning that some hacker or something was trying to trace his signal and he was able to reroute it. Its actually really easy to do that. You just reset your ip so that it's hidden for a few mins and can change it once it boots which can allow you to hide your signal and essentially confuse the tracer into losing your signal
>>677380065
you have a personality disorder.
>>677380008
that's not how any of that works.
>>677380065
PIC of anons sis:
>>677380055
i can't really get a hold of them so i guess thats a good thing. and i smoke weed all the time. i'm just cool like that.
>>677380065
kek. But isn't that what guilt is though, feeling like you should feel bad? I think that could be just a way some people percieve guilt while others percieve the feeling as actually feeling bad. Idk
>>677380559
You belong in a dumpster.
>>677380343
Indeed. But it doesn't falsify what I've been saying. Like I (and you) said, I enjoy talking about my work because I think it's actually pretty interesting
>>677373739
>implying a killer would bother with compliance parts and NFA paperwork with tax stamp on a micro uzi like a long barrel to count as a rifle instead of an SBR
i dated a tumblr tier tranny for a while
she had opiate problems
i tried to get her off them but she kept telling me she didnt want to
so i got her into more drugs
she started doing cough syrup daily
somehow she doesnt have brain damage but last i checked shes even further down into her retarded goth phase and doing heroin now
>things you deeply regret
>dating a tranny
>>677380623
>idk
and that's where i stopped reading, idiot.
>>677373739
Fucked an under aged girl. Wait... I regret nothing.
>>677373739
>be 16 y/o betamax manlet
>have no friends
>attend birthday party of girl I was beta-orbiting
>try and fake confidence
>don't know anyone there, some of them actually buy it
>kiss qt pacific islander girl
>text her for a month or so, don't really like her so whenever she starts talking like she's interested in me I just pretend I'm about to make a stock trade
>she seriously thought I was like a prodigy stock trader, probably didn't do anything but make her more interested come to think of it
>meet up after about a month because she literally texted at one point "I want you to fuck me in the ass" and I was a hormonal 16 year old
>about five minutes after meeting her she leads me to a public bathroom
>we go in the retard stall, she locks it behind us
>can't get very hard for some reason
>she asks if I have a condom
>lolno
>stick it in her butt anyway
>don't have any lube, only get the head in and decide it isn't worth it
>she sucks me off for a few minutes (which I thought was gross as fuck, who sucks a dick which has just been in an ass?)
>try to go missionary
>still not really very hard
>can't get in
>she's clearly not aroused
>finally get about halfway in, still only got a semi
>sort of awkwardly hump for a few minutes
>remember I said I would play TF2 with my little cousin later that day
>fake orgasm, was super obvious
>get dressed, she says from the floor still naked "sex is weird"
>we talk for a bit, apparently she was a virgin
>I leave
>get a text later
>"do you love me"
>mfw I said no
>mfw that was the last thing I ever said to her
>mfw she killed herself a month later and the only thing I felt was relief
>>677380660
u dont know me
>>677380403
Wrong.
>>677380714
Autism speaks.
>>677380758
good because that was the end.
>>677380373
"trace his signal"
the fuck?
>>677380308
>>677380845
bullshit
>>677380623
Maybe. Maybe the fact that I know I should feel bad means I do, just not a whole lot? But I kinda worry that >>677380401 is right.
>>677380343
I suppose you could say it excited me
>>677380946
that's what the jews want you to believe.
>>677380836
kek
I once had a hamburger instead of a cheeseburger/
regret it daily
>>677380721
>she
>her
>>677377565
kekd and pastad
>>677380970
Means that they had a program that can pinpoint the ip that the transaction originally came from.
>>677380836
Lost my shit
>>677381084
I know that feel my american brother
>>677381133
>>677381006
have you seeked any help?
>>677377565
god dammit.
>>677380836
Brutal.
lol OP..you're a fucking retard hahahahah
http://www.buzzit.club/12-completely-stupid-selfies-that-got-people-arrested20
>>677373739
Sometimes, people just don't stop OP. Or they have to be taken care of for various reasons. Don't feel bad if they deserved it, even if it felt bad.
>>677381726
shut up jessica.
>>677379512
i lol'd
>>677376441
Behold! The first person on 4chins to admit they give a fuck!
>>677378662
Greentext you madman
>>677381613
OP is edgy and all but its not like he claimed it was him in the pic or anything
>be me
>19
>at a "party"
>basically 10 people in some fuck's flat
>end up sitting on couch with that fuck
>he's fuckin round on his laptop
>says 'check this out'
>look at screen
>fukken CP
>in my head
>wtf
>why show me this
>does he think I'm a pedo
>on surface
>calm and ready
>ma's spaghetti
>just some shit like 'why you got that lmao'
>he says he's not really in to it but trades it for cash/content
>seriously wtf
>still acting cool
>keeps showing me pictures
>say I'm gonna go for a smoke
>fukken leave
>drive home
>never told anyone
>he has a daughter now
>see him with her round sometimes
>worry lots
>>677377259
You fucking idiot
>>677373739
>be me
>get into holiday resort with my family
>check the place out
>visit the bar
>go upstairs
>i see that there are computers in a hall
>get on every computer
>delete system32 on every single one of them
>run away
>employee notices
>hes testing out an computer
>didnt saw me
>notices that it didnt work
>checks all computers
>calls boss
>boss checks
>boss calls engineer
>engineer arrives
>says that they do not work because system32 is deleted
> 57.000K Destroyed
>mfw
>>677381528
No. don't want to admit it to anyone. And obviouslly if I ask a doctor "Hey, I raped my sister and don't feel bad, does that mean Im messed up?" obviously they're gonna say yes.
>>677382541
>uses windows phone
>calls someone else an idiot
>>677378498
Not OP, but you're half right. Not to be used like that or without armor. It's a cavalry sword, meant to be used on horseback etc.
>>677382554
This is probably the edgiest but funniest post that I've ever seen on /b/.
>>677379764
We understand. Not everyone's cut out for a moshpit of that size
>faggot
>>677382738
>ironically coming from someone using anime reaction pic
>>677373739
You are not alone OP i have killed too.
Just the other day i saw a spider crawling along my desk and i had no choice just like you so therefore i crushed him with a book.
this thead
Not trying in High School and going to college. :^(
>>677383663
what what in your butt
>>677373739
Your mom.
>>677381807
https://youtu.be/aD9xm467pFQ
>>677379038
Where is this from? that cartoon
>>677382452
How did he not get caught??
>>677384054
Fucking feels bro
>>677379647
wat
>>677383663
>>677384266
not everyone is an sjw faggot.
>>677380308
You're making me feel self conscious
Had sex with gay friend. Didn't like it at all. Got a floppy while doing it. Now only wants to have sex with me.
>>677385015
Are you fem?
>>677385136
>dicks involved
>gay best friend
of course hes fem
>>677373739
Murder is the one thing I have not done, not that I didnt try a few times.
>be diagnosed sociopath in 6th grade
>>677382554
>>677383228
>samefag
>>677377565
Got me. Best kek of the day.
Swallowed 5 1/2 xanax 20ish minutes ago I thought I wasn't feeling shit, but that's because I was high from smoking weed all day.
>>677382554
Saved 4ever
>best of 4chan threads
>>677377565
>>677377565
>>677377565
i'm fucking saving this m8
>>677386564
Lol, you are total faggots. Poster and you. How did reformat hard drive? 57k in faggotry
In Sadr city 2008 , Mahdi army began clashing with us, Shit was close real close. No one expected the surge but it happened. In the green zone attacks became more and more frequent. Never thought i would see the enemy it was just quick attacks then they would melt back into the locals. One day baby sitting engineers take contact several mahdi boys holding up in a building up the road. Fired my rifle striking one as he was firing from a window. Did not find out till 8 hours later 4 of them were killed in the room including the one i shot. He took 2 rounds to the neck and chest. looked like he was 17 or younger ill never know. now that i have kids of my own his body laying there still haunts me. Still though to this day i know i would of made the same choice, It was us or them. Id rather see 500 dead mahdi's then one of brothers...
>>677373739
>Washed out of the military twice
>Moved back here from Korea
>Didn't major in Comp Sci from the start
Just fuck my shit up, fam
>>677387118
It's not man's place to kill. It's why it feels wrong even when it is the only option.
>>677377565
I had to go back and re-read this shit haha wow
>>677373739
I've actually killed. Militaryfag here, Former HM2 deployed with marines. Fucking rags shooting at us in Fallujha 6 years ago and I'm over wrapping this jar's leg. Rag came around backside of humvee pulling out rifle, pulled my 9 and shot him in the neck. He fell and I shot him in the chest too, fucker bled out in like three minutes. Firefight was over in about 15 or so, crazy shit dude.
>>677377565
you fucking got me you beautiful faggot
>>677373739
I ran the gauntlet
>never again
>>677388307
oh, captain. Do you want some milk?
>>677377565
Nice pasta fag
>>677388202
My older sister's friend was in the Army, I believe. He fought in the 1st Battle of Fallujah and he says that humvees would come back into base, the blood would get hosed off, and then it'd get sent right back out. Shit must've been fucked, /b/ro. Do you mind saying some stories? I'd love to read them.
>>677388202
I fucking bet, doc. Be honest. You only ever had blue side duty stations, and weight 230 when you EAS'd
>>677373739
I passed off the chance to have sex with my current gf when she was a virgin. Now I think about how she lived with her scumbag ex for months doing god knows what. And I love this girl.
>>677388202
>killing innocent people trying to defend themselves and their country
I hope that ptsd kills you off
>>677388720
Not as much as she loved taking his cock up her ass while she was texting you.
>>677376729
>>677376793
I've been to Belgium. Brussels has great food.
>>677388720
>loves a girl that was fucked for months by another guy
How beta can you be?
>>677388720
story?
>robbed a church
>forgot
>robbed another church
no regrets
>>677377460
A measly 40 hours? Kill yourself, faggot.
>>677382554
>>677388202
6 years ago would have been 2010-2011 you were 6 years late buddy. 2004-06 was when shit was going down in F town , Fighting Lasted days. Any vet could read that and know you were bull shitting, M9's fire to hot and fast you would be dead because even if you hit his neck and chest he would not realise it for a min. I have seen a few take 6-9 shots and still be standing firing.
>>677389206
nice italics /b/ro
>>677388922
If you're serious then please kill yourself. Sandnigger.
>>677377565
>>677373739
I hope he regrets his awful trigger discipline
677389471<<
Thanks.
>>677389471
thx I'm just an artist yeh
>>677389578
Well that didn't work out.
>>677389525
True story the guy in the picture blew off his dick look it up.
>>677379427
>would've done the same in that situation/10
>>677389645
sauce
>>677389634
kek
>>677373739
got aids
I have killed.
I have helped kill.
I have killed part of myself.
I cannot change this, I...
I must seek Buddah, I must seek Christ.
>>677389765
Story? Greentext?
>>677380721
>her
>she
>>677389826
You must seek therapy, that's what I would have added.
>>677389494
>he tells the truth
>must be a sandnigger
Kill yourself bitch. I'm probably more white than you pablo
>>677373739
I have masturbated in public dozens of times.
>>677380836
>things that never happened
>>677389899
Kek. And nice dubs, almost got quads.
>>677390122
>>677390277
>>677390122
>>677388524
My bad man, was checkin another thread. Not really feeling it, just felt like showing up OP because he's a complete scrub and a faggot. I shared one already but I'll expand on it I guess. That was near the end of the second go at the city, we were just sweeping and clearing after the tanks rolled through. The real shit that got to a guy over there was not knowing who to shoot, civilians would take pot shots at us because they were pissed that we were fucking up their lives, that's how it felt anyway. I was scared shitless, green as fuck sailorman in desert camis and all I had was a fucking pistol. After the firefight was over, I got myself an AK of some sort that I used for a while but I ditched it when I thought my CO would flip shit.
>>677390383
Fuck man, that's some intense shit. Are you still enlisted and do you have PTSD?
>>677388709
First duty was cake in Pearl, I volunteered for the sand faggot.
>>677388922
I don't give a shit about what hadji does, I don't regret following orders, I just wish those fucks would be smarter about life.
>>677389421
2nd shitstorm nigger
>>677373912
this.
also, I once OP'd a thread and didn't deliver.
>>677386194
You goofed
>>677390890
Not enlisted anymore, nurse practitioner stateside now. I don't have ptsd, I just have mild depression and anxiety attacks sometimes.
>>677391244
Was that you earlier when you said dubs would decide how you die? If so I hate you fucking faggot
>>677373739
posted in this thread
>>677386194
I'll bet you're passed the fuck out or getting close lol
When I found out my ex killed her father, I dumped her without a second thought. Turns out, she killed him in order to protect herself.
I regret it everyday, now that I've been single for the past 6 years and now she's married.
>>677373739
Finding 4chan
>>677391419
Wow, that hasn't been said 20 times already.
>>677391244
I too am guilty of this
>>677391494
why the fuck didn't you get the story behind that before making the decision you fucktard
>>677373739
I bought a bunch of AK furniture for my milled receiver not realizing it was meant for a stamped receiver. None of it fit.
>>677380055
were they all behind 7 proxies?
>>677373739
replying to this thread
>>677386564
You are fucking cancer, how does this qualify fof 'best of 4chan.' You fucking faggots need to fuck right back off to being the little obedient cuckboyz you are and suck a big black dick, faggof.
>>677392510
It is the best of 4chan. You're just mad because you didn't post it, faget
>>677392510
Cuckboyz kek
>>677392578
You cannot add your own unfunny post to the 'best of' category, faggot
>>677385979
you're a shit sociopath if you can't kill someone after multiple tries.
>>677393367
That's not me.
>>677393367
Either fucking way, it's an unfunny post. Stupid faggot
>>677377095
Good luck. Paypals security is a fucking bitch
>>677393749
You just called your self a faggot and I agree.
>>677377565
That YouTube video did it better
>>677391494
Don't feel bad man
>Fell for a girl in 1st grade
>Fat kid threatened to bring shotgun to school and shoot her
>I found out the next day
>Didn't know who fat kid was
>Her mom took her out of school
>Sadfrog.jpg
FF like 12 years
>Be in high school
>I'm loner darkness kid
>All black clothing
>See girl sitting in corner with a small group of friends
>Is her
>She's fucking gorgeous
>Spaghetti falling everywhere
>Nope the fuck out
FF a few months
>School homecoming
>Went just to chill with people and smoke weed
>I'm sitting outside
>Notice she comes out
>Sits next to me holding back tears
>I ask if she's gonna be alright
>Argument with bf
>She realizes who I am
>We catch up
>Had her giggling and feeling better
>The boyfriend comes out yelling for her to come on because he's leaving
>She goes to him and they fight more
>She came back and sat with me
>He took off in his truck
>Sat there having good convo for awhile while she waited for her mom to pick her up
LAST TIME. FF to the end of year.
>Getting yearbook signed by people
>See her and have her sign it
>No bf anymore
>Wrote in my yearbook about how I was always her biggest crush in life
>Left me her cell number
Never talked to her again because it crushed my soul that she still loved me after so many years. All I ever did was feel sorry for myself and I haven't been the same since then. I'm dead inside fam.
>>677380836
U need slowly castrated
I've done many fucked up things, one would be posing as a special needs girl that can barely walk on kik, messaging people from her school telling them I want to fuck them and treat them like daddy. I can't say I regret it but I though it was amusing. Her life however is not so good. Lol
>>677373739
It's ok that trucker semen you sucked down is not really killing
>>677394090
>things that never happened
>>677375984
No you didn't
>>677390383
>got an ak
>ditched it cus CO
Are your officers really that fucking anal? I thought in war it was allowed to pick up guns and shit and use them if you had to. Sucks that you had to give up a trophy too
You like that AK more than your ARs or what?
>>677378498
Would break easy.
>>677379038
>that gif
>>677394090
fucking idiot she gave you her number you gotta stop being a sad sack and take opportunities, especially if they're that fucking obvious.
>>677380008
no one else is going to call out that this guy rolled booob?
>80008
>>677388202
Ur the aggressor u should have been blown up its what u deserve
>>677394824
It tripped me out man. I'm high right now.
>>677395067
Why are these sandniggers crawling out of the woodworks?
>>677382452
You can still report him anonymously. There's always the chance that having a daughter made him feel guilty and delete all his pizza.
>>677394466
It's completely legit but I wish it wasn't...checked ya.
>>677394969
What are you, 12?
>>677394683
Ok to use but not keeping because they're not registered by the armory, some guys killed themselves there too, that's probably why. They didn't care in battle, you just do what you gotta do.
>>677379152
post a how to of your ways.
or at least mention what logger program you use?
so others can jack cash too. i believe u btw
>>677388922
>Sent there on a lie
>Not understanding how the military works
Underage confirmed
>>677394865
I know man, I hate myself for it. She's a lesbian now too...
>>677383457
>coning from someone posting a screenshot from a shitty movie
>>677395401
few months away from being 21...
>>677373912
>>677374161
Samefag
>>677395067
>Opinions
Suck it civvy
>>677395705
That's rough. Still, pick your head up, keep on trying.
>>677373739
Op I bet you like sitting on that barrel
>>677395708
>shitty movie
I wish we were in the same room together right now.
>>677388922
this is the /b/ i wuv. and doubles is truth
>>677395907
I've been with other girls, I'm 28 now. No gf. Shit job. No real friends.
>>677389177
You only date virgins bro? Every chick has had the pipe laid to her. Welcome to the real world.
>>677395367
Right, because your life is an anime and she's been in love with your since you were in 1st grade. Good story, faggot. Great fucking story.
>>677395978
K. We'll just let these fucking rags rape you and stone your mom, sister, gf etc.
Fuck off and stay mad.
Left the only girl I ever loved because I was a jealous prick.
I miss you Mariah.
>>677374396
edgelord
lol
>>677396175
I only date virgins, but go ahead and keep your nigger-loving sluts though.
>>677382452
Snitches get stitches but fuck this cunt report him
>>677396273
It would make a decent one if the outcome were better. Sadly, real life isn't the same. It really isn't fake bromine...
>>677395930
why?
>>677396364
I left the only girl I ever loved because I was a cheating prick. Damnit. Why did I have to cheat? I'm a guy, what can I say?
>>677373739
I said i was suicidal to get out of bootcamp.
>>677396580
So I could smash your face into the ground.
>>677393929
name of video please
>>677396671
Bitch. How was the 6th floor?
>>677395930
That's a faggot thing to say
>>677389826
Kek
