>be me >be 17 >I'm in love with a female friend
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>be me
>be 17
>I'm in love with a female friend
>she is not
>she comes over for some nights
>we sleep in the same bed and all
>nothing happens because at the time she was literally deprived from any sexual impulse (she was younger, maybe that adds up)
>she falls asleep
>I go to the bathroom
>the WC is clogged
>what the fuck?
>toilet paper floats around in those obscure waters
>try to unclog it
>fail
>welp, autism is now an option
>immerse my arm in the toilet
>try and reach for the problem
>grab a solid 10/10 turd
>GOD DAMN IT
>back off
>wash my hands for 10 minutes
>leave the toilet clogged up for the nigh
>next day I tell my dad about the thing
>he fixes it
>the stupid bitch flushed her tampon
>mfw my father fought shit & tampons in my place
>mfw I grabbed my loved one's shit
and this is how I fell out of love
how about you /b/ros?
>mfw my father fought shit & tampons in my place
Your father is a goddamn hero
>>677365906
I never thanked him enough
he never said anything about the huge piece of toblerone in the toilet, he only mentioned the tampon
>>677365435
>and this is how I fell out of love
>how about you /b/ros?
Oneitis.
She ended up being a general motherfucking whore.
Still OP here
this is out of context but still proves that my father is a hero
>Be with my best friend
>Have dinner together at my place
>We spicy ramen
>Father comes home, he's brought us some stuff from Mc Donald's (like, a random menu for each of us)
>cool
>later we go outside
>smoke a LOT of weed
>be really high
>Munchies are KILLING me
>I have the brightest idea
>there's a 24/24 open automatic shop near here
>go there
>each one of us eats a pizza
>I'm not satisfied
>I eat a bacon filled stuff (it's called Puccia, here in Spaghettiland)
>I'm not a fatfag, by the way, just was really hungry at the time
>get home
>have a good time
>friend asks for milk
>you what mate?
>"milk. with mint syrup."
>...okay?"
>get it for him
>he drinks a bit of it
>ten minutes later he's fountain vomiting in my bathroom
>he manages to vomit on the floor, behind the toilet, in front of the toilet but NOT inside the toilet
>I told you you stupid FUCK
>he's too high and he literally cannot have a normal conversation
>mutters "sorry sorry eemmm sorry..."
>fuck you
>try to clean up
>fail
>father wakes up in the middle of the night because of noises
>"what happened?"
>stupid fuck drank a bit too much, dad
>"let me handle this"
>at 3 am the man kneeled into a pool of vomit just to clean it spot clean
>i spend the night trying not to vomit myself
>I manage to do that
now this is also a dad thread
>>677366530
how can you find the time to fuck seven different people and date three of them, for god's sake
>>677367394
Lots of things happen during 2 months when you're a slut
>>677367645
did you ever speak to her again?
>>677367799
I'm not him, but I had the same experience with a friend of mine, we basically went into bars and clubs and targeted couples, she fucked the guys while I picked up the girls. We had a great summer and certainly broke several relationships. Shit was cash
>>677367799
Unfortunately, I did. But you have to understand, she's a whore by nature, not by incident. So she kept whoring and now she's "Facebook User" in my contacts, so thats how that went.
>>677368167
I bet it was
I never broke anyone's relationship apart from my own relationships
Not in a bad way, I mean, it seems I'm great at manipulating people
And I just do it, not because I enjoy it, it comes natural
If I like someone theres'a a 99% chance that if I really want it I can GET that someone
so I used this little superpower to basically "upgrade" relationships or escape from suffocating ones
still, it seems I've reached a dead end because my current match has everything I want, so I really don't need to target some more people
>>677366530
Dude I feel for you. I've been cheated on too and there's no worse feeling. :/ At least 4chan helps you realize that if your ex feels bad about it that's still better than some of these remorseless psychopathic fucks who do it for the joy of seeing others' pain.
>>677368167
Having been on both ends of this, I hope for society's sake that this happens to you someday, and for your sake that it never does.
>>677369386
I've been on both sides too, but I've never found anyone yet whom I had trouble letting go.
I guess manipulating people gives you a new look on human relationships and although I can love someone, I detach extremely easily
>>677369273
OP here, I've been cheated on too :\
tried forgiveness and established rules like "you don't tell me I can't go out with my MALE friends EVER again" (and why the fuck would you? it's not like I want to fuck them) and stuff like that
relationship was doomed, exploded some months later
>>677369273
>if your ex feels bad about it
That bitch hasent felt a human emotion in her life. She can't feel emotion but is flawless at imitating them. Got me gud. She was 5'2, a hundred pounds sweetest unimposing face you could imagine. Always remember pic related, there is no NOWALT.