>be me > go into nature with a ten strip >eat a 10
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>be me
> go into nature with a ten strip
>eat a 10 strip
>see a UFO
>holy fuck I'm high
>UFO floats over me
>next thing I seem to be in a different reality
>explained to me that all realities are contained in this omnidimensional ship
>given a crystal
> can't remember what I was told about it, don't think I'm supposed to.
>still have crystal
>wat do???
ayy lmao
>>677360993
Ayy
I'll bite. Show the crystal
>>677361121
One sec. It's just whelming. Looks like a small Quartz. One sec
Show the crystal OP
Also blood type has something to do with contact cases I was told. I'm O-
>>677360794
Dude that's dope. I wish I could just 100% dismiss you, but I know how bizarre things can get. Happy travels, brother
>>677361562
Eat it or shove it in ass/urethra
>>677361677
Which is why some ppl really trip, and some ppl just feel funny. Apparently the new kids are way more in touch with the stuff. I want to just play guitar and mind my biz in life, now this???
>>677360794
it is a jo crystal it only works to amplify your orgone energy while jacking off
>>677362117
Lol. Should I sell it or be weird and keep it forever?
Do I start a shitty new age cult? Jk I have morals
>>677361562
Shine a laser through it and see how it refracts the light. If it seems to bounce around a lot inside get it fucking analyzed, it might be the key to interdimensional travel.
>>677360794
>UFO was actually a pick up truck
>Belonged to a drug dealer
>Gives you a tester hit
>Crystal is actually meth from the drug dealer
>>677362390
Apparently if you have contact you're supposed to report it and you become government property. Fuck that shit
>>677362390
Will try laser as soon as I find mine
Are you still tripping op?
>>677363025
Afterglow kinda
>>677360794
should have posted tis on X
>10 hits of blotter
i surprised you made it out of the forest OP
Try smoking crystal
>>677363185
/b/ Is my home
>>677362216
Buddy it's quartz. That's worth like 50 cents.
