How was /b/'s first time?
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How was /b/'s first time?
Quick
didn't nut
There will never be ...a first time.
>>677358482
A lot like this
http://www.streamboobs.com/sweetaangel/
>>677358482
>be 16, 6 years ago
>want to fuck girlfriend so bad
>parents aren't home
>have her come over to fuck, both of us for the first time.
>lasted 3 hours cause it was a sensation totally different from masturbation
>feelsgoodman.png though
>condom breaks
>feels better
>pull out at the last second and blow my load all over her tummy
>omgimgoingtogetpregnantohshit
>buy her the morning after pill, tell her it's going to be fine
>no more sex till she's sure she's not pregnant
>she gets her period
>earn my red wings
>sex never lasts three hours again. At worst an hour tops when the relationship is starting to get stale
I still prefer masturbation over sex most of the time.
Ripped my frenulum going in too dry, wrapped it in gauss and that was kind of my life for a week.
My mom picked me and gf up to skip school and bone.
gf at the time was crazy bitch living in a group home
>>677359159
red wings refers to eating her out while on her period, I hope you just misunderstood the definition. Although I have my red and white wings
>>677358482
expensive
>>677358482
like this
>couldn't get it up the first couple of times
>sneak into gf's house one night, cuddle and drink a bottle of rum
>finally get it in
I've only ever cum once during sex so far. I masturbate too much. It's an addiction honestly
>be 16, over the summer of junior year in hs
>had been dating my gf, this tiny 4'11" asian girl for three years by then
>gf wants it bad
>invite her over, parents and brother aren't home
>go to my room
>foreplay and shit
>both super aroused
>it's time
>get ready to put cock in
>can barely fit cock in her pussy
>see tears of pain in her eyes
>stop and feel bad
> around 17 teen(ish), bitch was 16 (knew her about 2 years now)
> went to her place (parents gone for weekend)
> was afraid i would cook my minute rice in 58 seconds
> remember reading from somewhere, that wanking before cooking would make rice cook slower
> wanked in toilet about 15 min. (was tipsy)
> bitch thought i took a shower or something
> proceed makeout session
> clothes come off... ou yeah!
> boner... roll on condom ( like half brained lepard)
> staart thrusting... feel nothing
> rice goes limp
> bitch thought she is not attractive orsmth. started to cry.
> didnt know what to do... went home
> safe to say... we hardly ever spoke again
> does it even count ?
Left my ass sore
>>677360050
She didn't tell me her period was over, ate her out. Said fuck it, wasn't that bad.
>contact hooker for first time
>meet up at fast food joint, both of us worried as shit about the other being a cop
>wait for her shitbag brother to leave for work (dude looked blitzed as fuck, wonder how he even got a job)
>shoot the shit in my car while waiting, turns into us bitching about life
>finally get into the room she lives in, she's depressed as fuck
>shows me pictures of her kids, legit loves them
>begins tearing up as she describes her shit situation, stuck with druggie brother while she tries to get money for rent and to give her kids SOMETHING
>sit there for 20 minutes while brother harrasses her and says he's coming back, no fucks given about us
>give her 80 bucks without even getting a handjob, see her immediately pay her landlord partial rent before I even get to the car
Did I do it right?
> Dating for about 7 months
> She wants to get more initmate
> Both celebrating end of uni
> Go out for a fancy dinner, dressed up nicely
> Had a nice hotel room booked in the city
> Fuck like rabbits
> Give her her first orgasm
> Came buckets
> Had sex maybe about 3 hours later again
>>677358482
>be 13-14, got this fat gf but she's my first french kiss and long relationship
>we're kinky as hell but fucking retarded and trying weird shit
>after weeks of doing sexual shit we end up doing it on the couch
>kinda awkward, i almost don't remember it at all
>none of us cums
>i stop talking to her
>we date again months later and have some good fucks
>now 21 and she's the only one i went all-the-way with
>ohwell.jpg
These days i'm the equivalent of a college fuck up and i work in a drug store and waiting to die or get out of this weird ass loop i call my life
abort();
>>677361181
You did a good thing buddy.
But she also probably played you. Got your money for nothing in return. Should've at leasted asked for a blowjob
>>677360758
Very very close to this. Ended up sealing the deal by taking the condom off to get hard again. Still wasn't all it was cracked up to be. Haven't had anything since.
>>677360637
kek
>be 16
>be in school
>female friend that i knew used to have a crush on me says shes bored
>she asks if anyone wants to hang out after school
>i say sure
>go with the bus to her place
>i'm tired af and she asks me if i want to sleep a bit
>go to her room and we lay in her bed
>she starts putting her arm around me
>starts kissing me on the cheek
>kinda wierd since i didn't have any feelings for the chick
>but fuck it, turn towards her and we make out for a bit
>she starts moving her hand towards my dick
>getting really horny
>she touches my dick outside of the pants
>feelsgoodman
>start touching her ass and tits
>it wasn't her first time so she goes on a fucking rant about if i am sure that i want to do this while she is getting condoms
>getting kinda annoyed, just stfu and lets have sex
>continue with foreplay
>put on condom
>the lights were off so kinda difficult to find the hole
>awkward.gif
>we fuck for about 20-25 minutes
>was not that good, didn't cum
>didn't really give a fuck, i had sex
>she asks me if this was a one time thing or if i wanted to do it again some time
>fucking jackpot, do the same shit again the following weeks
>way better sex and way less awkward
>she tells me she was starting to get feelings for me
>(later found out that she had feelings for me the entire time)
>i started getting feelings for her too
>after a bit over a month of fucking we become a couple
>relationship was only fighting and having sex
>lots of sex
>we really did not get along that well
>most of the time it was fine but alot of fighting happend
>broke up after about 2 months
>had to see her every day in school while i fucking hated her
well this story was a bit longer than i expected it to be, but i guess thats the story of my first girlfriend
>>677361419
That's what I thought at first, but since she asked me to text back specifically so she'd know when her douche brother wasn't staying around, I'm thinking otherwise. Even if not, I'll still probably give her more money. I could tell she really was desperate.
>>677359657
One of my greatest fears
I've had sex with multiple people but the thought still scares me
>>677361437
cant say that i didnt think... but girl seemed very upset and i was like wtf confused... so i bailed.
I just turned 15 and my 13 year old go decided she wanted to give me her virginity as a birthday present. I didn't get to nut because my parents came home from the store. She seemed to enjoy it but it hurt her a little.
>>677358482
Didn't get it in for some reason.
I'm a virgin with social anxiety. Sad part is I'm actually attractive and am in great shape. I have a few girls I've met insisting on hanging out but I'm scared af.... I just throw out excuses.
>>677364130
As cliche as it sounds, be honest. If they look at you funny, say you're not used to hanging with people and laugh it off. If they don't take it seriously (and you don't either) they're worth the time. If they get prissy over it, then they're stuck-up bitches worth dropping.
>Be church-fag, 14, homeschooled
>Learnt sex completely through hentai
>Meet girl who went to same sunday school as me
>After awhile, we fuck under the watchful eye of our lord
>Want to fill her up like a balloon
>Want to watch her pussy drip with gallons of sperm
>Blast with all my might into her
>"WTF ANON"
>Wait, dont women get pregnant from that?
>Get tissues and a spoon to scoop it out
>Week later, meet at sunday church
>Im pregnant anon
>Fuck, only abortion can save me now
>"Lets go to the doctor, make sure we cant do 'anything' about it"
>n..no anon thats unholy
>lie "no no lets just check if its gonna grow up strong"
>Dumb bitch agrees
>Separate examinations from doctor
>Find out she IS pregnant
>Find out i was born with abnormalities in my balls resulting in sperm either not being produced or not enough to make anyone pregnant (Liquid is produced, sperm babies arnt)
>Find out shes pregnant with some poor nigger's baby
dodged a fucking bullet
>>677361788
You're a good guy anon
>be 17
>She's 33
>Red head dealer
>Long red curly hair nice figure pert boobs
>My mate says that she likes me and she's asking if I want to fuck
>I tell him to tell her fuck yeah
>Go down hers with him next night
>we have light smoke he makes an excuse and fucks off
>Nervous as fuck she comes over and sits next to me
>Start making out feel her boobs
She takes my hand in silence and leads me upstairs
>bed all set up candles lit (she was a bit of a hippie)
>Strip off she has gorgeous pink little nipples
>put condom on we fuck for ages different positions
>Dont cum
>next time we fuck she's on the pill no condom
>Shit was cash
>Had a creampie fetish ever since
>>677365162
I'll become the permavirgin who gives hookers money for free.
>>677364130
I was in the same boat bro, best advice I can give is to keep in mind that people are selfish. Insecurities regarding your own actions and behaviour is easily forgotten by the other party, simply because at the end of the day, they care more about themselves than they do you and what you do.
>>677358482
Losing my V card went good. I got the biggest confidence booster I've ever had in my life. When she guided me in, she said "Go slow, you're bigger than I'm used to". Since we were genuinely in love, we went slow but intense. I lasted over an hour because I found it surprisingly easy to last despite how small and tight she was. Once I couldn't take anymore she hopped off and swallowed my load. We held each other till we fell asleep in each others arms. It was pretty fucking amazing, emotionally and physically.
That feeling of your dick sliding into a warm, tight, and slick pussy cannot be matched by masturbation. Feeling a female grind her body into yours while you thrust away. Hearing her breaths and moans. Getting all sweaty and slippery, skin against skin.
>>677365844
Lush.
>>677361102
you're fucking disgusting
>>677358644
>>677361788
>>677365600
>>677365744
Checked. Also, lol at permavirgin that pays hookers for no sex. Sounds like something I would do.
The first time i had sex It looked like i did the kylie jenner challenge on my dick.
>>677365744
>>677367324
Lel, didn't notice. I'm okay with this.